Best and Worst

Best and Worst

    | Jul 23, 2019
I_touch_myself2
There have been topics on this before but I want to categorise it. Sometimes the smaller detail is overlooked and each encounter or connection is different. Sometimes better, sometimes worse. Sooooo........

Best and worst: (if applicable, select those you want to comment on, and add in any you want)

Kissing

First moments

Oral

Fingering

Anal

Voice

Body

Vocal during sex (words, noises whatever)

Attire

Car or car sex lol ๐Ÿ˜

Thing they've said to you

Unexpected

The bizarre or weird

Tease

Connection (regardless what came after)

Hit it out of the park or failed miserably

Biggest crush (ever meet or not, if so good or bad)

Squirtmaster ๐Ÿ˜

Dom

Sub

Group

Gangie

Feelings (those dreaded feelings we're not supposed to have)

Roleplay or fetish or both

Trans, tv etc (add your letters lol)

Age gap (least and biggest)

Anything else............



Have fun with this and please don't use it to slag off a recent encounter, like last night lol or out anyone. Just for fun and reflection, and growth in s way. Have you changed (as we evolve) how you feel about any of these things?















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ce_la_vie

I think that is a conversation worth having over coffee.

We are both in Perth and I bet be a really good laugh.
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PeachyPearL   Woman 55yrs

Parting sex

is way better than welcome home sex.

Totally raced to see him before he left the state... O M G!

Wish I could say the welcome back lived up to that in any way.

He's long gone after his double standards and selfishness got too much but what an exciting time we had those couple of years. I think about that moment sometimes, but not for long. Peachy
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Qefenta4   Woman 100yrs

Me

The kiss...the transcendental out of body experience..only ever happened with one man.

First moments..A beautiful young man standing in my doorway...shaking with nerves.

Role play ..the Ninja fuck and the reverse Ninja..a blindfolded man in my shower.

Age difference ..me 65..he 31,,,me 62 ..he 75.

Oral..one amazing man had me cumming in minutes

Voices ..I was once very addicted to phone sec..a man in WA used to send me into the stratosphere.

Car sex..very unsatisfying.

Body..a beautiful body..caramel skin with a tattooed garland around his neck in beautiful calligraphy .

Things they have said to me..the worst.."I am mainly here with you to make my wife jealous" :(

Attire..worst was the man who turned up to the coffee shop covered in tar.

Thanks for the topic touch

Hugs Q
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KJ1971  

Man 48yrs

Up until I was 45 and separated I only been with 2 women. I experienced a lot of firsts and best moments with the woman I became involved with next.

Biggest age gap - she was 20 years younger

Oral - first that enjoyed giving it and finish me off with her mouth

Kissing - I loved making her cream in her pants kissing her. She couldn't get enough.

First time with someone that was deliciously smooth and damn she was tight. Struggled to take more than 1 finger. She was genuinely scared that I wouldn't fit.

Those dreaded feelings - fell heavily and was led to believe she felt the same. Ended badly ๐Ÿ˜ข

First RHP meet - was also first experience with a squirter. She got off on anal. Was messy but fun. Downside was I didn't have a washing machine ๐Ÿ˜‚

Worst moment - got invited to join a couple a little while ago and it just wasn't what I was expecting so between that and nerves I failed to rise to the occasion. Felt like shit.

Here's to more fun and mutually enjoyable experiences and making new friends.
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I_touch_myself2

Kissing

I'll start with kissing. Q got me thinking, how many have given me that out of body experience. Although plenty of good kissers, probably only 1 who had me levitating off the floor. Sadly he was married and after some incredible meets, he had an attack of the guilts. Rang me about a month later wanting to see me again but that ship had sailed. But it was a moment I'll never forget, standing inside my front door having just laid eyes on each other, the chemistry was intense. The worst kiss hmm that would be the no kiss, two married guys each neglected to tell me they didn't kiss. Fuck, yes of course, but kissing was too personal apparently. I've read somewhere that makes them feel like they're not cheating. Newsflash, it is


Things they've said - the best was from a guy I met on another site who was visibly impressed when he saw me. He said there were 18 yr olds at his gym who would kill to look like me. Wow, that went down a treat. Not long after we were locked in an embrace on a cafe strip The worst was from a guy in RL who I had fallen in love with, and he told me he couldn't give me that. I was devastated. Heart shattered
Squirtmasters or guys who really know how to build you up with oral and fingering, they know the exact moment you're ready, they can feel it inside, and after, they NEVER stop after one. They continue building arousal again, and wait until they know you're ready again. They nurture, tap their hand on your pussy after and say "good girl' while I'm laying there coming down from the orgasm. They never allow me to work on them before extended pleasure for me. They love it and they are very rare, bit like the female unicorn. I watch porn with guys trying to make chicks squirt and cringe. It's all wrong, most of them haven't been shown the right techniques, shoving their fingers in and out lol Worst squirt, that would be making me squirt once and unzipping their pants
The bizarre or weird/phone sex/voice - Q I also loved phone sex. One guy who lives in Perth but we never met. Married and strangely wanted me to go to his house while his wife was at work, not a hope. But he had a yummy, sexy voice and knew how to press my buttons, he would go quiet when I was about to orgasm, then stay quiet while I rode the waves of it, knowing I couldn't talk. At Swanbourne one day, him on the phone, he asked if I could play, meaning where I was. I told him to hang on, grabbed my stuff, ran into the dunes,laid down and was making love to him over the phone, had my bullet vibe. Long story short, there were people watching, a whole gallery of them lol and a married couple in the mix. My guy in the phone wanted to hear me getting fucked, asked if I wanted to invite the couple in. I eventually did. They were awesome. She gave me oral while I gave him a blow job, she then made me squirt, which the gallery of onlookers enjoyed. So did I. After it was all over, chatted to a few of them. Good fun, and my guy was still on the phone haha
The worst phone sex or sexting is when they start to show signs of selfishness, always talking about their big cock and sending 3 thousand pictures of it and themselves. One chipped me one day about my reply being TMI after telling him I'd had a shit of a day, we all have them right? I replied saying listen mate, it's called fucking conversation, at that moment more pictures came through. I said AND DON't SEND ME ANYMORE PICTURES!! I have thousands. Last time I ever spoke to him I think. He tried to apologise but what a narc, every phone call was all about him, satisfying him. Wanker lol


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I_touch_myself2

Oh

Holy shit The book release is in August
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RodGoodGuy   Man 53yrs

Peachypearl

Personally, I had the opposite.
Yes, goodbye sex is cool, but you have to make that flight.
So it is time driven.
(Ok, so I missed a few)

Referring back to "Cars - Sexy or not?" post, a van is bloody handy.
You get might longer time spent in the back when you don't have to ran away to catch a plane.
Ergo, the flight home is the loong session.

On the way out, you worry about missing the flight.
On the way back home, home worry about airport security coming to flush your vehicle out. LOL
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RodGoodGuy   Man 53yrs

Qefenta4

Hi Q,
Long time, no speak.
I was SNAG4XTC back then.

Gotta have a chuckle...your sage words are good reading.
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RodGoodGuy   Man 53yrs

I_touch

Geez touch, that is a long list.
27 line items to address, and each as Best and Worst.
That's a book.
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RodGoodGuy   Man 53yrs

Kissing

This should be a topic by itself.

Upon reflection, I find it weird...
I dated a lady who's greatest lacking was probably the kissing.
The sex was top shelf and the social connection was outstanding.
We dated for 6 months or so.

Conversely, I had a dated a lady that ended in a kiss to treasure and I never dated her again.
Why? Because I didn't want break her heart.

The humble kiss can mean a lot.
It can bare the soul.
Some don't do it well. regardless of the emotion that drives it.
However, when it is done really well, there is typically a vulnerable heart behind it.
(Either commit or walk away)

Personally, I seek the kiss that carries all the gravity of pure love, but can be dispensed from a place of mutual understanding and autonomy.

That is my best kiss.
Love and respect, for the person that you are, without going ga-ga.

Botttom line:
Give the person that you are with the passion that flows, because of the union, as it stands, and don't hold back.
If they go ga-ga then educate them about the reality of the relationship.
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Mask_007   Man 43yrs

Best... be able to see your gorgeous body once again...

Worst... we live to far apart and never seen you in person, ( I very much, would love to be able to, lindissima)
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I_touch_myself2

Mask

You're too kind ๐Ÿ˜„
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Jackandcoke   Man 59yrs

Best and Worst




No judgement just curious...

A man gets more attentive to a woman's needs as he gets older (at least I have)... yet some women want younger guys (Cougar looking for a unicorn) as they get older...

I love eating pussy and will spend hours dining at the Y... I love to watch and feel a woman squirt and will play for hours until the sheets and towels are soaked... mix it in with moments of attention for me... I'm in heaven...

What does a younger guy have to offer that I don't... more wham to his WBTYM... I think not..

Just my humble opinion and zero judgement... each to their own...
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Mask_007   Man 43yrs

Linda, I _touch...

Is not been kind, is just the true. Maybe one day, i get lucky ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜
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I_touch_myself2

Jackandcoke

It is was it is. Thanks for your comment
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yg3185   Man 34yrs

I touch

I_touch.. whenโ€™s that booking coming out? That was a hot read...



Do tell more... interested in the age gap one ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‰?
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I_touch_myself2

lol




Quoting 'yg3185'

I_touch.. whenโ€™s that booking coming out? That was a hot read...



Do tell more... interested in the age gap one ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‰?
And I only picked a few. Thank Christ I didn't do all categories
Age gap:
Biggest......drum roll......34 years haha I'm so bad. Two were 18 and I was 52. One of them stood at the kitchen bench watching me get dressed and told me how amazing I looked. To hear that from a guy that young was pretty nice
Smallest age gap. Jeez I can't remember many over 40 but U think there were 2 or 3 I saw way back. The oldest might have been 44 or 45? So a gap of maybe 7 or 8 years. One other who was really nice but I had a mini panic attack when his clothes came off. It was a pivotal moment for me. I realised I was destined to live my life being a creepy old woman chasing young flesh
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yg3185   Man 34yrs

Interesting

Close to my biggest age difference of 30 years but you take the cake and sounds super hot... and there is always time in life for more fun like that.



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RodGoodGuy   Man 53yrs

Mask_007

It's a public forum.
No names.


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RodGoodGuy   Man 53yrs

First moments

By far the best First moment lead to me disappearing from RHP as SNAG4XTC a few years ago.

I met someone on RHP while doing FIFO and we chatted, phoned and skyped.
The first time we met was at the airport when I returned.
I walked up and gave her a big hug.
Just as my hand dropped to her arse, she felt my hard cock pressing into her and her WENT OFF.
She threw her head back and screamed "FUUUCCCKKKKK", as loud as anybody possibly could, and her legs gave way.
I was amazed that security didn't come running from every direction.

2 hours later, we were on a plane bound for Brisbane.
Not long into the flight, the Head Stewardess came up and said "If you 2 don't stop, I will have you seated separately".
We were only kissing and cuddling but my girl kept going off like she was climaxing.
On the other hand, the flight back to Perth was X rated.

Worst First Moment was my last date.
As soon as we met, it was obvious that she was a crack addict and off her tree.
That date didn't last long.

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