Best and Worst

Best and Worst

    | Jul 23, 2019
I_touch_myself2
There have been topics on this before but I want to categorise it. Sometimes the smaller detail is overlooked and each encounter or connection is different. Sometimes better, sometimes worse. Sooooo........

Best and worst: (if applicable, select those you want to comment on, and add in any you want)

Kissing

First moments

Oral

Fingering

Anal

Voice

Body

Vocal during sex (words, noises whatever)

Attire

Car or car sex lol 😁

Thing they've said to you

Unexpected

The bizarre or weird

Tease

Connection (regardless what came after)

Hit it out of the park or failed miserably

Biggest crush (ever meet or not, if so good or bad)

Squirtmaster 😁

Dom

Sub

Group

Gangie

Feelings (those dreaded feelings we're not supposed to have)

Roleplay or fetish or both

Trans, tv etc (add your letters lol)

Age gap (least and biggest)

Anything else............



Have fun with this and please don't use it to slag off a recent encounter, like last night lol or out anyone. Just for fun and reflection, and growth in s way. Have you changed (as we evolve) how you feel about any of these things?















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Honey_Badger

The best moment????
That first kiss
That anticipation
The build up
The chase ,,, that moment!
Fireworks 💥... or dud
You can tell a lot by that first kiss

My pet hate ,,,,, Doms ,,,, please !!
What are you overcompensating for ?? ... where you teased at school ??
Get over it !
You aren’t providing a service .
It’s just ur own personal power trip .
.... and yes ,,,, I’m well versed in these situations.......
Rant done
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sherralee   Woman 55yrs

Things they’ve said to me, kissing and oral

I had an experience with a younger couple where i was their first 3some and her first bi experience. They were lovely and i played with them, and i did my best to guide them with me. They were first timers so i made it slow and sensual for them. As i was getting ready to leave they thanked me, then he said:



‘You were cheaper than hiring a call girl’.



WTF. Did i hear right? Politely i put them in their place stating that is not what the lifestyle is about. Never saw them again. Some people just don’t get it, are users and disrespectful. Everyone should enjoy and not be made to feel terrible for innocent adult mutual fun 😡.



I find kissing, not just the mouth, everywhere is very intimate, love being given goosebumps all over. Especially on the back of the neck and shoulders... mmmm. It amazing how with the right person/people the tongue, even oral, can feel so nice 😜
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I_touch_myself2

elroy

I love dominant men. The good doms I've been with dominate with words, role play kind of, power of the mind, I instigate that if they don't and it's amazing. It takes sex to a whole other level. I agree some are a bit tragic, use it as a ploy to try to snare women

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I_touch_myself2

Oh and

that first moment yes 😍
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2269nOWN   Couple Man 40yrs Woman 41yrs

Best: the rare engaging,unwavering,non verbal cum building hot ASF mutual eyefucking shared unexpectedly Worst: Missplaced overinflated self impressions....
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Ready2Play   Man 46yrs

How long do you have. Next time you’re in Sydney we can discuss and practice each of them
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I_touch_myself2

sherralee

No way really? Jeez

I believe in karma. He'll do the rounds with his missus, get a reputation and no-one will touch them. The couples network spreads out across the country 😉
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I_touch_myself2

Ready2Play

You're at Bondi? Am I allowed to flirt with the Bondi Rescue boys while I'm there? 😉
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RodGoodGuy   Man 53yrs

Long list

This is going to take a month to get through at one a day.

Fingering.
Best: Um.
Worst: Overzealous up the bum. Me receiving.

Anal.
Best: Airport carpark, minutes before flight.
Jumped out of van still dressing to discover an audience.
Oops. Gotta run.
Worst: Oops. Wrong hole (unintentional slip)

Voice:
Best: Not sweetest. Just loudest.
Once I was deaf for an hour after loud session.
Another time, at sea, I heard someone yelling on the beach.
Apparently my partners screams had woken them up, from their bedroom, in their house, 250m away, and now this lady was on the beach screaming "What are you doing to her?"
My partner tactlessly yelled back "Mind your own business".
No sooner had we turned the lights out and the boat was awash with light...from the water police.
Worst: Probably starfish silence.

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Beachychic

Anal.
I've tried anal yet only in relationships, it was nice yet not so enjoyable.
Then I met a guy on here who I started playing with. He was very well endowed, much bigger than my hubby is. He asked me a few times if he could fuck my arse. After some consideration I thought why not, the thought of it actually turned me on. I met up with him one night when hubby was at work and agreed to have anal sex with him. Being very well hung it took a little to get use to yet it turned out to be the best anal sex I've ever had, if he didnt cum when he did I know I would have and I'd definitely do it again. Loved every second of it. The way he pounded me, how he gave me every inch and how deep he cum inside me was amazing.
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sherralee   Woman 55yrs

Yes way

Yes it happened and was a terrible experience. I had second thoughts about continuing with the lifestyle after the in incident. I was still reasonably new to it and just wanted fun without commitment. But then decided to hell with them. Their loss in losing me as a play mate. There are nice people/couples out there that understand and respect the lifestyle, why should I deny myself the pleasure of indulging because of a couple of bogans. I have formed friendships and happily acquired FWB’s and my circle is slowly growing. To hell with the norms of society and enjoy. Mind you, I’m very cautious now and vetting is crucial. All good 😜😜😜
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SCoaster   Man 60yrs

One Degree of Separation - Age Difference, Car Sex & Worst Moment

I_Touch

Thankyou for generating this moment of reflection. Three items from your list are closely connected for me.

Age Difference - The lady was 18 and I was 67 - Most amazingly with it person I have met in a long time. Scholarship undergraduate with a list of things to experience who sought me out on another site. Always wanted an older guy and wanted to do the things she missed out on while focussing on studies during her college years.

Car Sex - This lovely lady did not warn me but on our first evening date we were parked on the Headland when she initiated her first car sex experience - it was almost new for me also in that it had been 45 years since my last vehicular encounter.

That night back at our unit was our last sexual meeting but we remain friends and meet regularly.

Worst Moment - Recently met up with a 27 year old lady and after a few too many drinks (for her) she asked about age difference. When I told her about the lovely 18 year old lady she freaked out, started yelling paedophile and woke the neighbours as she staggered from the units - I suspect it was more than Jack Daniels contributing to her distressed state.

Again, thankyou I_Touch for opening this topic - nothing like the heady mix of pain and pleasure memories to kick start a wonderful weekend.

Ever adventurous, James
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yg3185  

Man 34yrs

dating sites

whats peoples best and worse online dating sites?

this is good but only for the forums

POF is good for messaging.....
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1soloventure   Man 42yrs

Best first meet




My best first meet was a coffee at a shopping centre. After enjoying a coffee the tension was there but I had a suit I had to buy for a wedding that day. She offered to help me choose the suit. So after trying a couple on she came into the change room with 4 more choices. She helped me out of the first one I just had on before our lips were locked in a passionate kiss. The kiss started of soft sensual before our lips couldn't get enough of one another. Before I knew it she was on her knees taking my cock deep in her mouth. She was dripping wet and all I wanted to do was taste her and pleasure her. But she wouldn't let me. Finally we couldn't take it any longer and I pulled her up bent her over the seat and fucked her as quietly as we could.
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I_touch_myself2

yg3185

The site needs funds to operate, hence upgrading to a paid membership enables you to message and see all the naughty pictures. I will eventually but just easing back in atm
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yg3185  

Man 34yrs

ohh




Quoting 'I_touch_myself2'

The site needs funds to operate, hence upgrading to a paid membership enables you to message and see all the naughty pictures. I will eventually but just easing back in atm
Oh i was wondering why my full frontal picture was not showing even though i set it to my main pic... I'm pretty new to all this.. the forums are really interesting reading but it frustrates me you cannot message one on one.. I guess that's how they make their business..

No problems.. will you message me once you are upgraded? Ha... one can only dream

Whats everyone's plans for the evening?. I think thinking i may hit the town.. hopefully find a hot sexy 55 year old ;)
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doolo   Woman 18yrs

Hi babe
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RodGoodGuy   Man 53yrs

yg3185 - dating sites

WTF...
POF is the WORST site EVER for messaging.

1 - Messages are automatically deleted after a month, so if you are chatting with someone for longer than a month, all that history is gone.

2 - The censorship (only applying to males) is ridiculous.
You may get a message saying "I would like to get naked with you".
If you reply "naked would be good", you will get the "Message Sent" dialogue box but you Sent box will be empty, because it was deleted.
It automatically deletes messages if it finds a prohibited word or phrase.
For example "cocktail party" = delete, because it detected "cock".

It drove me crazy for a long time before I figured out how to determine why a completely innocent message would not send.
You have to send it one sentence at a time to find the sentence that is causing the fail, then try to figure out what word or phrase you need to change.
Sometimes it is really hard to find and when you do, you say "What? Seriously? What is bad about that?"
Of course the site administrators will not provide a list of banned words and mostly deny having any censorship at all.

Women have no restriction at all and can say "fuck", "cunt", etc as much as they like.
Whereas men can't say "friends with benefits", unless it is spelt "free ends with beanie fits"
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RodGoodGuy   Man 53yrs

Body

Best: Would have be the time that my partner asked me "What's wrong?" and a replied "I just can't get over how beautiful you are".

Next best would be a lady I dated exclusively for a year.
She had a full mastectomy on one side and I loved her body.

Worst was a few exaggaeraters.
There was "Athletic" how could only really say that if you count sumo wrestlers as athletes.
Another was "Slim", which related more to the size of her spare tyre, that that is being generous.


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RodGoodGuy   Man 53yrs

Plow through the list

Vocal during sex:
I addressed that under "Voice"

Attire:
Best: Naked
Worst: Police uniform (real police)

Car sex:
Best: Too many to choose from.
Funniest: Parked on a remote 4WD bus track, naked outside the van, partner lying legs spread with me head buried.
A cyclist happened along and nearly clipped my arse as he passed on the narrow track.
Afterthought: Music festival. Her on the bonnet with people passing through..."Excuse me", "Yeah sorry mate" LOL

Worst:
Head job on road trip.
"Yeah, yeah, I won't crash".
Get into it and a log truck pulls out and cuts me off. "SHIT!", brake hard.
Then a cop car does the same.
Then a poorly signed road work "stop" sign.
I could believe it.
I had done that road sooo many times without any hassle and now I get 3 "brake hards" in a row.
So i gave up on the BJ, pulled over and fucked instead. LOL

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