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A Pirate's Quest

August 02 2013

Ahoy there!!! , ye mischevious crew of barnacle bottomed buccaneers and willfully wanton wenches! Here be a lillte adventure for ye, if ye be up for it!   Agreed I has, to reveal the location of me fabled and long lost "Treasure Island". But in accordance with true pirate tradition, the location be hidden in a series of clues which ye must find and decipher before the name of the Island be knowns to ye. So listen closly Me Hearties, as the instructions be tricky and the quest be full 'o peril!   First, ye must knows the true way of reading Latitude and Longitude, for that be the essence of the answers ye be seeking!   Second, the where'bouts of the Island can only be known if ye finds all the 8 clues which upon finding, ye must answer.   Thirdly, the clues have only been given to 8 trusty "Keepers of the Code" who ye must also find (But know this...not even THEY knows who their fellow "Keepers" are, so ye must seek them out using the "Calm Seas" post). Ye can ask them if they be keepers and then for their clue, for they be bound to answerfaithfully, or they can also be known by "peeping", for they have each got one of the 8 clues on their profile parchments!.   Forth: Once ye has found all 8 "Keepers of the Code" and gotten all the 8 clues, ye must work out the answers true.   Fifth: When ye has all the answers, ye must put them in the same numerical order as the clues, for only when ye does that, shall the true Latitude and Longitude co-ordinates of the Island be known!   Sixth; If ye gets this far, ye puts the revealed co-ordinates into Google Earth and, like black magic, the name of the island shall be also known!   Seven: Which ever scurvy dog first posts the correct Latitude and Longitude, along with the Name of the Island on this forum shall be awarded a bottle of me favourite pirate's brew.... being a bottle of DOM PERIGNON!!   Eight: if ye be the winner of this quest, ye need only tell me ye favourite bottle shop and I shall be callin' 'em to give ye the prize. Ye just sails in and grabs it.   So ye rascally crew, who be game enough to take on this adventure? Are ye game or be ye just lilly livered landlubbers!!   ARRRRRRRR!   BUT BEWARE! I shall be asking the Kkeepers if ye asked 'em for the clues or got them off their profile parchments. so no straight guessing is allowed. If any one dares to cheat (be it keeper or quester) they shall be thrown in the brig and soundly spanked!!!   Good luck to ye all.   I be Captain 'No Beard', Privateer and Master of the "Amorous Porpoise"

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    may I just have the spankin'

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I am on Coogee Beach having breakfast with Paintme. I told her this thread was too long to read because I have a short attention span. So she is now reading this to me in a pirate accent. (⊙＿⊙)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'll have me a wenches whoopin' Cap' n. ;-p

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I felt a little shiver in me timbers.can you just throw me over your shoulder and rip my bodice , and plunge into my treasure chestwhile the rest of em are out getting a clue?Lady_T in her pantaloons and corset, waiting in the captains cabin.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Half an hour and only found four... I'll never make it to the meet and greet at this rate!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    have never been to sea. I have only surdy landlegs I need help.I am crying does this help. poor land rat I amI want the bottlePleases

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  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    Will you be wearing your pirate garb and parrot to drinks night in Brissy? lol Meeks and Paintme you pair of biatches look after Chill_n and Wings for me, Chill's been told to give you both a kiss and hug from me......now for this treasure hunt!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Well bugger me...a scurvy pirate treasure hunt. Pass me th' bottle 'n let me swim th' plank! I be no jolly at 'tis sort 'o thin'...but I can give a go'.FOXY

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    hahah so i wasnt the only one who just read that entire post like captain Hook??????sounds time consuming...but Im in! always like a challenge....

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    A jolly rogering ... ;-P

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'paintme' A jolly rogering ... ;-P lol my ex husband's name is Roger.....want his number??????

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  • Smilingwithfun

    Smilingwithfun

    12 years ago

    It seems we have some hidden writing talent up here in Queensland. May your sails be filled with a hearty wind.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    have some keepers locked their profiles

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya77'have some keepers locked their profiles I was wondering the same thing! You ladies know who you are.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Do we have to ask posters with a personal message? Or have some people forgotten to put theirs into their profile?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    There are only 8 "Keepers of the Ciode" as this number coincides with the 8 pieces of information that make up the latitude and longitude co-ordinates that you need to find the Island. Each nominated Keeper has the a clue on his/her/thier profile page (I have checked before posting the main thread). If profiles are temporarily locked (updating or for what ever reason) then you can always ask them via this forum thread. Keepers are duty bound to then reply either yes or no. Keepers cannot keep their profile pages locked for the purposes of withholding their clue. Keep trying, as they are all a great bunch and will play in the true spirit of the quest. Obi1

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I have never heard of this island, and would not have even looked at it. How beautiful it is.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    some Keepers of the Code may be playing hide and seek!   SF

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    And I'm stuck.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Avast all ye seekers! It seems that 3 of our valued "Keepers of the Code" are having repeated technical troubles with the RHP Gods. All 3 have been trying constantly to get their clues up on their profile pages but for some unexplained RHP reason this has been to no avail. As many seekers have now identified the other 5 Keepers of the Code, probably the best thing now to do (and I hope they don't mind) is to post up thier clues. (a bit of a shame 'caus they did indeed try!) That way the quest can continue. These 3 Keepers were: Cheekyarses (allways fun), Lollygobbleblissbomb (of course) and Guitar81 (who was certianly up for it). The Cheekies clue is #4 and reads: "The name of an Austin-based band headed by the Bee Gee's Spencer Gibb" Lollygobbles's clue is #2 and reads: "So many rock stars have died at this particular age that a club was named after them" Guitar81's clue is #6 and reads: "The number of fish that were caught in a net on the shores of galillee"   My appologies and thanks to these 3 as they really did try to play!   Obi1

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  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Litonya'I have never heard of this island, and would not have even looked at it. How beautiful it is. And already dug OB's treasure?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    *POPS open a bottle of DOM PERIGNON* Makes her self comfy on the deck of the Pirate ship...anyone for a champers while we set sail?FOXY

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Ah!.. a bit of a red herring thrown in by the willy Litonya! (me thinks a spanking is in order!)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Have no idea reading Latitude and Longitudes with Google maps.ME CONFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSEED!FOXY

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I know that's always fun with you ladies, the prize is too great not to try   Bedarra Island   18.0039 s 146.1489 e   Please please please be right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Clue # 6: "the number of fish (according to a somewhat popular book) that were caught in a certian net on the shores of Galilee" This is guitar81. As soon as I posted my clue on my profile, it was rejected and locked. Only got unlocked recently but can't post yet. So that the game can continue here is the 6th clue. So sorry for the delay folks and good lick! (Not a typo) Guitar81

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I must say, Obi1, I have not read this many profiles since I joined! Brilliant strategy, and thanks to you I just learned one gorgeous lady here breeds prize winning salamanders. Awesome!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mesmerised' And I'm stuck. I got 6, no idea who the remaining keepers are and actually no clue to solve some of the clues (oh the irony!)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Thanks mate :)   I read your thread this morning, had a good ol chuckle, but thought nah... too fucking lazy to have a go... sorry.   But because of your thread I have receved messages from a couple of very lovely pirate lass's... the first unsolicited messages I have ever received from any of the hoards of neer do wells that inhabit this place...   So it's a big hearty thank you from me :)   hp xo Pity I'm only here for the forums...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I've been looking everywhere for clue number 6!!! Got seven now. But still no idea.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    if you live in Queensland and your name starts with K,cough it up

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Pooh to the RHP pirates who keep rejecting my profile with the clue on board!   So here 'tis ...   Clue # 2: there are so many celebrities who died at this age, they now have a club named after them!   Happy treasure hunting :D

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Please give me clue number 2.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Waddayaknow?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Are you a man who stares at goats, hmmm?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    YOU HAD BETTER HURRY!!!   Obi1

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Cristal_1990' I know that's always fun with you ladies, the prize is too great not to try   Bedarra Island   18.0039 s 146.1489 e   Please please please be right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAARRRRR..........so that would be a 'no', Mr Christal! Ten lashes for ye ! (But thankee for the tryin' matey!) And at least you know what longitude and latitude means!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    AAAARRRRRR... Me Lads and Lasses,   Accordin' to the Code,' tis only the one who posts the name of the island along with the longitude and latitude that gets the prize! (but I's gots the feelin in me sea boots that me Island is close to be a-founded 'err the night is lost!)   Cap'n No Beard

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY'Have no idea reading Latitude and Longitudes with Google maps.ME CONFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSEED! Foxy, You pull up Google Earth and type in the letters and numbers that you got by answering the clues, then hit enter. Google earth will zoom in on the Island, and by clicking on it, you will have a name. Be the first to get the name and the long/lat numbers on this post and you will be partaking of a particular;y good champagne! You will have to hurry though!!   Obi1

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    What is going on? I am sorry I just could not wait in the cabin while everyone was off looking for treasuresoooo whats a girl to dobut fuck the crew. and they gave me Rum...and that was where we got the barrel they put me over and give me a jolly Rogering

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    be the island North Stradbroke Island at Latitude 27 S 30'54" and Longitude 153 E 25' 23.0016"   with a stiff breeze blowing and the Jolly Roger flapping in the wind?   SF

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Goat Island, but not posting the coordinates just yet.

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  • Lifes_great

    Lifes_great

    12 years ago

    But I'm just here for the friggin' in the riggin'

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Aaaarrrr... to all seekers far and wide, 'tis clear that it be Clue #8 that be difficult to crack! Mayhap I was too crafty for me own liking, so's I will give all ye seekers some hope... Read the clue and think .....Sex OR Murder!! (two favourite pirate pastimes)   Time be runnin' out me hearties!   Cap'n No Beard

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    1. Sensory_Fun: "Which place was visited for the first time on Dec 14, 1911" South 2. Loly: there are so many celebrities who died at this age, they now have a club named after them! 27 3. Araps: "another way of describing half an hour" 30 minutes 4. Cheekyarses: the name of the Austin based band once headed by the Bee Gees spencer Gibb 54 seconds 5. MissPoppins: "The first title name of a certain Indian Trading Company that all good pirates hate. East 6. Sirwhatte: "the number of fish (according to a somewhat popular book) that were caught in a certian net on the shores of Galilee" 153 7: What is the numerical value of the so-called "Skidoo enigma"? 23 8. Freya: If a pirate does this with his or her eyes, they either want to take you to bed or kill you 6 seconds 1. South 2. 27 degrees 3. 30 minutes 4. 54 seconds 5. East 6. 153 degrees 7. 23 minutes 8. 6 seconds 27 30 54S, 153 23 6E

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    On my phone. Soooo?

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  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    12 years ago

    Just give me a spanking x Mrs C

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The bloody suspense is killing me !!!! It seems like good work mesmerised, but wtf do I know...? Hp xo💌 I'm only here for the forums...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm getting thirsty for some Dom... lol .... there will be virtual drinks for all the shipmates, buccaneers and wenches   Is it Goat Island .... or upon further research....North Stradbroke Island according to the twist in Clue #8 (which got my twitchy glass eye rolling) ?   SF

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Tap tap... (is this thing on?)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You be push'd o' th' plank, yarrr?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I give credit to those who have had the time and patience to work all this out!!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    "the name of me blasted Treasure Island now be known"   It's a black day indeed for the crew of notorious pirate ship The Amorous Porpoise, for the fabled long lost Treasure Island of Captain No Beard has been found.   I an exclusive interview with the "Daily Rodger", a despondent Mr No Beard made the startling revelation that the name and location of the Island had discovered by a Mz Mesmerized of RHP fame and subsequently published on a Forum thread.   "Aye, the name of me blasted Treasure Island now be known" a nostalgic Captain No beard said yesterday. "That Mesmerised, she be the devil's own, allways searchin' and askin' and seekin'", Mr No Beard said. "The blasted woman jus' 'ner gives up".   When reminded that the publication of the Island's locatiuon was the result of a recent competition instigated by the Captain himself, Mr No Beard admitted, "Aye, 'tis true, for I's be gettin' long in the tooth, and me cutlass be rusty, so's it were time to let it go"   I regards to his immediate future the dejected yet defiant Pirate said "Ah, there still be a calm sea and a broad horosion ahead, so' I be off into the blue yonder now, seeking other adventures ... mayhap a wee bit o' pillaging"   When reminded that there was still the matter of sending Mz Mesmerized her expensive bottle of Dom Perignon, Cap,n No Beard simply muttered... "Blast"   Obi1 Kenietzsche (Current Affairs reporter for the Daily Rodger)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    This looked like so much fun. I only got home from Sydney yesterday (after getting to number 5) arvo and Mesmerised, you are too quick for me! Kudos!!! Enjoy the bubbles!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I be thinkin obi1 be havn a hearty guffaw at all you landlubbers... Hp xo 💌 I'm only here for the forums... - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I be shocked to me bones I swagged th' bounty before all o' ye scoundrels and scallywags, yarrr. Thank ye Obi1, ye rapscallion, fer organisin' 'tis magical quest. 'n a hearty thanks to me legless but seaworthy bucko fer puttin' up wit' me gruntin'. You gunna be sharin' a tankyard 'o th' grog wit' me. Yo ho ho!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sink*

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Captain's Log: August 6 Sea - clam Wind - 5 knots S/E   Report: We have had a mutiny aboard (as the rum stocks had run low). Mutiny quashed by bosin's mate Meeka (with some sort of strange looking truncheon) Ringleaders identified as the trouble makers Freya, Paintme and Indy. Action: Freya, Paintme and Indy secured to the starboard rail and soundly lashed. Result: Negligiable (very strange..all three appeared to enjoy it!) Litonya captured by natives and taken off into the jungle (the natives have not returned) The flirtacious Lady-T has been locked in the Captian's cabin once more as her bare bosom was distracting the crew. Sent the cabin boy in with her meal at 0800 hours (He has not returned). We be now be-calmed and drifing. Our quest be lost and the treasure island be found. No rum left Me hearty thanks to a trusty crew who Kept the Code to the last. Thank ye all. Cap'n No Beard ARRRRR.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I gunna be goin' find the ship chandler Davy Jones, who be hoardn' me spiced rum.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    A worthy opponent won fair and square! Arrrgghh! Now I be taking my leave and swabbing the decks in search of any spillage of the bubbly prize!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Thank ye fer bein' such a brave adversary, I thunk ye had it fer sure! Obi1 has parlayed where me loot is hidden, so I'm gunna be pillin' Davy Jones' Locker t'morro fer me grog.   Godspeed!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Ob1 is a man of his word! Davy Jones' wench gladly handed over me spiced rum this mornin'. A pic fer th' cap'n to prove it.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mesmerised' Ob1 is a man of his word! Davy Jones' wench gladly handed over me spiced rum this mornin'. A pic fer th' cap'n to prove it.   On deciphering the clues and capturing the loot...and what a stunning pic it makes too!!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    congrats....jealous me...it made my poor tiny brain ache.....but really,sincerely enjoy your spoils Hypnotic one...is that ol'Goat next to Lamb I wonder

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