M49
A bit nervous about this topic..
April 07 2014
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RHP User
12 years ago
Up not too sure about the tags.... Some expert rimmers might be able to answer that one. As for a anal preparation... Enemas are a must. You can buy chemical inserts at the chemists or I have a enema shower shot. Literally spray it clean. Mwahaha. ;-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
if you are concerned about the appearance, just mention it to the potential top, get their thoughts to ease your mind. I think you will find its fine! As said above, enema is a must...it should be very clean in and around the area. I usually fast for 24 hours prior as well, but that may not be needed as long as you are thorough with the enema :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
lol .... I'm 'shocked' that you were the first one to reply to question And Judge, Be very afraid !!!! lol Cheers, W
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RHP User
12 years ago
Araps your shocked that Meeka was the first to reply. I am shocked its not her post !!! Its erm um right up her alley ! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Have you seen your doctor....perhaps he or she could help xx Q
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RHP User
12 years ago
There's a simple surgery that can take care of the appearance of your bum hole, if it's important to you to do so.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Don't forget that anal bleaching can help. Alas, I am too lazy to apply my South Beach anal bleach cream. A long time ago my friend told me to not be so ridiculous! Men don't care about baboon bums........ and the only cream on my date should be his cum. Phew, so all good.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Yes... Baboon bum Meeka... Not quite that bad... As a matter of fact I have spoken to the doc about it, and he says it is not worth worrying about... But.. You know... Intimate contact and all, you want everything to be spot on.... BTW... What the hell is anal bleach???? That sounds painful!!! Judge:)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Nah...... it is just lightening cream. You know as you age or with hormone changes your pussy may not be so pink or you butt hole so white. So to be porn star ready you rub in the cream every day and you get lighter and lighter. So the baboon bum was reference to the colour of most people, okay it isn't red but it isn't pinky/white like the porn stars... You can get your butt professional bleached too by the way. Take a note of what you see in porn.... people's butt holes are not naturally that colour. I don't think? Not sure really, but mine certainly ain't. And isn't this such a lovely conversation. LOL
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RHP User
12 years ago
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RHP User
12 years ago
But all of it is good information so keep it coming!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
You seem like an intelligent kinda guy..... So.... Given that you're essentially the only one that DID know the history behind it, and your potential playmates didn't.... Don't you think, that they'd be none the wiser if you weren't as insecure about it??? And.... IF someone were to mention it during play, use a little humourous come back to divert the attention and show you're ok with it..... A little line like this perhaps:- "Oh that?? Hehehehe yeah I call it my rocky road ;)" Now, given that I like to refer to anal as "Cadbury Alley" you're essentially using a quite a well known sweet indulgence in a comical way that induce a POSITIVE focus on it while diverting your insecurity about it. Gotta be a win/win scenario right?? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
(and Meeka) for this information OP, I'm a newbie to bum love and I have to say, all information, is great information..... Funny that bleaching was mentioned, as I was just noticing when shaving that my skin seems darker in those nether regions....... I hope you get passed the self doubts and take on the advice from all these knowledgeable forumites and I will be following this one with interest.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Don't forget that anal bleaching can help. Alas, I am too lazy to apply my South Beach anal bleach cream. A long time ago my friend told me to not be so ridiculous! Men don't care about baboon bums........ and the only cream on my date should be his cum. Phew, so all good. becomes a white chocolate starfish!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well,....... it is more than just the starfish. It is the surrounding area which has darker pigmentation than your other skin. And I am no expert, I am just passing on information that other people have written before me. Personally I can't be bothered with the bleaching, hope I ain't making anyone paranoid about it all.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Dark meat like a chicken drumstick eh?? Lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
some peoples imperfections are other peoples perfections. Foxy OP try some nair around the bum...that may help?? under 30 secs tho or else you'll end up with a burnt red ringer. ;)
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RHP User
12 years ago
If you're worried about the 'look' of ya freckle.....the way I see it you have 3 choices.... 1. live with it 2. turn the light off 3. adorn it with sparkly jewels, lollies and/or goggle eyes...... that way anyone getting close enough is gonna laugh their tits off thinking you're crapping out a muppet. You choose.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Giving birth to a "miss piggy" just sounds so wrong bahahahaha But fucking hilarious :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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gazpacho
12 years ago
Tags? Skin tags are caused by clothes rubbing against your skin. Commonly located near armpits and groin areas. You can get them burnt off. As an aside, this is a perfect reason to go commando and wear a pair of fishermans pants. :p If you don't like the look of your butthole because it's puckering, well, I suppose there's only one thing to do. Try Meeka's up sized strap on! :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
lots of advice on techniques for home removal of skin tags on the interwebz, and seems some people have done it quite successfully. Doctors would generally say not to worry about them because they're not harmful at all, but I had a tag removed by my GP not long ago - it had been bugging me and I just didn't like how it looked. If you explain that you would like them removed for aesthetic reasons you could probably find an accommodating doctor (no need to go into any other details about rimming etc lol).
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well this topic has had me in a fit of giggles. I had no idea the trouble ppl go to for anal sex.. Just received a huge education!!! Shame you can't all get picaprep, the medication they use before having a colonoscopy. You literally pee out your bum till it's squeaky clean. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I had to laugh with all the talking about anal bleaching how many of you went and had a look
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luvsilver
12 years ago
I would be interested to hear what the ingredients are in the bleaching crème.I am guessing they would not be too good for you (maybe I have been around Mrs Luv the anti chemical warrior too long) Mr Luvsilver
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RHP User
12 years ago
Suggest u get a doc to look that over. Could be genital warts. - Posted from rhpmobile
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MissBishere
12 years ago
On my arse. I am very conscious of it and how disfigured my arse now is. I also have the unfortunate skin that does scar really badly. I worry about it all the time and how it must look but to be honest no one seems to be bothered by it. A few have asked what's it from most don't. After child birth it's not uncommon to have little dags there to. Easy to have removed if they inhibit you. From my experience OP I wouldn't worry about it. Most people don't expect perfection and a fake porn quality arse. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Superb clean bum.. But at what cost!!! Two days of getting intimate with the loo!!! So basically, enema, anal bleaching, nair lube, fast for 24 hours, sparkles and anal bling. Seems easy... :) spontaneous no....??
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Leanne6825'Shame you can't all get picaprep, the medication they use before having a colonoscopy. You literally pee out your bum till it's squeaky clean. - Posted from rhpmobile I had that stuff before a colonoscopy once, omg it was vile I couldn't even finish all of it, luckily by then it had done its job.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Are you joking Judge? Spontaneity ? On a play date? Bwahaha. Try having to wax/shave/pluck your legs, your bikini line, your Brazilian area, ensuring a smooth hair free bum crack, your underarms, your eyebrows, and any other stray hairs that have the audacity to grow where they shouldn't. Then the moisturizer, the hair dye, the make up, the perfume. The special lingerie.... And all the $$ women spend on looking fabulous. Now if you can't even turn up with a clean arse. Well mister you can just forget it! Stick it up your clacker! :p
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RHP User
12 years ago
Clean butt crack is a must, enema is a must, reasonably hair free or groomed butt crack is absolutely preferred, and the anal bleach is optional. You want someone to stick their tongue or finger up that butt hole you will have to make an effort.
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RHP User
12 years ago
As no one likes pulling their dick out, only to see it's looks now, like a chokito bar ;) Hahahaha - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
It was just a matter of throwing on a few clothes (optional) and meeting up!!! ;) . I have certainly had my eyes opened. Glad I asked... Now..... Who can tell me the best way to get rid of the errant hair around my bum?...happy to make an effort... Not to sure how!!! And right off the bat... Sack and crack wax...... NOT HAPPENING!!! :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well Judge you can shave it or use a depilatory cream like Nair or Veet which you can buy in any big supermarket. Ahh the joys.... and a week after you have done that, your butt crack will be so itchy you will want to drag your arse along the grass like a dog.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Just say to the doc that you're bisexual and want it/them removed for aesthetics, you won't get judged, and it'll make you feel way more relaxed
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RHP User
12 years ago
OMFG............your so right !!!! Re.....waxing / plucking / outfit / perfume / makeup and fuck knows everything else we have to god damn do. (fuck me inside and out I can barely breathe for laughing atm) Seriously....to answer your question from a girl who loves nothing better than to rim a guy....I wouldn't care less if your arse had tags / bleached or unbleached / waxed or Nair'd.......as long as you paid serious attention to cleanliness before I arrived........there would be no issue....let me at it !!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
;-)
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Taleros
12 years ago
Honestly, it's anal play... Expect a bit of crap from time to time as it's what the anus does most of the time. Don't freak out over it. An enema is nice for prep but not an absolute necessity. A bowel movement a couple hours beforehand, and a shower after to clean the area, can be all you need in the way of getting clean and prepping for it that way if you wish. If you're healthy then only a small amount of fecal matter may be present in the rectum and anal canal, which is where it passes through from the colon which is the main storage further back up. As for other prep, for the love of god do not shave any hair on your arse/buttcrack... It may sound silly to do it that way instead of wax/hair removal cream but some people have done just that and not had a happy, fun time with it and the regrowth. And the skin tags, not a real problem so long as that is all they are and not something else, i.e. infectious, warts etc. Just be prepared to tell someone what they are, that there is no harm from them, but be prepared that someone may not want to do anything despite your informing them so you have to respect their decision.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Dont eat corn lol
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