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A fascinating story about Horse's dicks....

December 01 2009

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?' 'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!' The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, 'Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector on the back of it!'The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, 'Yes, he sure did!'The little girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Next year tell Santa; The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.

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16 years ago

Kids say the funniest things...

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16 years ago

LOLOLOLOLOL.....Gaz..... sweetpetite41<<< giggles while having morning coffee..

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16 years ago

The first grade class gathered around the teacher for a game of "Guess the Animal". The first picture the teacher held up was of a cat. "Okay, boys and girls," she said brightly, "can anyone tell me what this is?" "I know, I know, it's a cat!" yelled a little boy. "Very good, Eddie. Now, who knows what this animal is called?" "That's a dog!" piped up the same little boy. "Right, again. And what about this animal?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer. Silence fell over the class. After a minute or two, the teacher said, "I'll give you a hint, children...it's something you're mother calls your father". "I know, I know," screamed Eddie. It's a horny bastard!"

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16 years ago

OOOps..coffee went down wrong way...due to lmao..got anymore guys..lol

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16 years ago

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?' To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.' 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?' I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded. The cop stammerred, 'A what?............ A rectum stretcher! And just what does a rectum stretcher do?' 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet' 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked ' You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'

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16 years ago

Little Johnny runs home from school and asks dad what a cunt is. Dad grabs little Johnny by the hand and runs him upstairs to where mum is, stark naked under the covers. Dad lifts up the covers and says "see that little thing there little Johnny, that is the Vagina, the other 70 kilos is the cunt.

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16 years ago

Young boy walks into dad and asks,,,, "dad what the difference between probability and reality? i need to know for school"Dad says "Son, go and ask your mother if she would sleep with Mr Wills, our 70 year old nieghbour for a million dollars"So he goes and asks his mum,, she thinks about it for a minute and says "A million dollars,, yes i would"He runs back to dad with the answer, dad the says "now go and ask your sister the same question"Within 2 minutes her returns with the same answerDad then says "Now go and ask your brother the same question'Amazingly he returns with the same answer to his father>Dad replied" Well son there is the difference between probability and reality, We are probably worth $3,000,000.00but in reality we live with 2 hookers and a poof!"

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16 years ago

I get the feeling you aren't going to get some fun replys to that "joke" good luck Trev

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16 years ago

It's not real Trev,, its just a joke Good luck to you too mate

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16 years ago

A man goes to work and his college asks what he did on the weekend .He replies;" I took my wife out to dinner for our 10th wedding anniversary".The college replies;" I remember my 10th wedding anniversary""What did you do?""Well I took her out to dinner,I bought her flowers,a ring,new car,renovated the house and took her on a holiday to the Maldives""Fuck me.....what will you do for your25th wedding anniversary?"Not sure yet but I might go back and pick her up.

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16 years ago

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fatand suffer fewer heart attacks than us.2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fatand suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.4. The Italians drink a lot of red wineand suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. CONCLUSION:Eat and drink what you like.Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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A fascinating story about Horse's dicks....

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