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A swingers nursing home ? lets call it " Pop a nan retirement home"

December 27 2014

Was just chatting to someone about old age approaching( slowly does it) and joking about not being long before i will be looking for a nursing home. Got the mind thinking... How good would it be to have swingers nursing homes in the future !! Crushed up viagra for pops in his morning weetbix. We could play strip bingo.blow jobs would be taken to a whole new level with the dentures taken out. And if we had dementia,every day would be like meeting new people to play with. I would be the first to sign up if it ever happens...

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  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    11 years ago

    Very funny willow tree 😛 Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The Scandinavian models...they have Friday night porn night and hand out Viagra..not too far away from your fantasy OP.Indeed I am off to Stockholm in the morning😜xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Apparently is GILFS xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya79' Apparently is GILFS xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    on a zimmer frame, I hear.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    With all the hoists & remotes they have now days changing positions will be a breeze,.... brring it onn Ethel

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The Viagra is mainly used to stop us from rolling out of bed...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    They say ladies show signs earlier than men ? Yep' seen the proof in a few of the lovelies here. hehe.. Cmon Willow.. want a shot at the title ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    they use viagra nightly to stop the guys rolling out of bed

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Whydo you think those zimmer frames are so jolly useful.....one can bend just at the right angle,hips supported😜xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I guess you are the exception that proves the rule.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You are demented and angry! Ehh, wait, what? Jay, did you forget your meds again? As for the nursing home: I'm totally in! Those patient hoists make the best sex swings!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I'll gladly be her Valium 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    This large population-based study suggests no gender differences in the incidence of dementia up to high age. After 90 years of age the incidence of Alzheimer's disease is higher for women than for men. The incidence of vascular dementia is higher for men than for women in all age groups. .

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Your probaly right.. What was the question again ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The fees for men will be double. The population will be 80% male. The 20% females are "just here for the bingo"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I didn't answer your OP at all. . I seriously hope to never end up in a nursing home, but hey, I have all sorts of fantasies, even that I'll get to die peacefully. . Nice post, I'm wishing I was a man to be able experience the potential of a denture-free headjob now. . There are far funnier people than me though, dunno what I can add. Except, according to my previous copy and paste, us women will be totally taking advantage of those men who won't remember they've been with us before. . There ya go, now my post is on topic, hehe. That's a lovely profile pic Willow. Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Sounds great willowtree, gives a whole new meaning to going out with a bang ;) Before it's time for the nursing home Mrs HnH has a fantasy of a secluded little swingers retirement village near the ocean where everyone is bi or game to try! It'll be easy to find as the gardens will probably be neglected and overgrown :)

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'MrsPeachyPear' This large population-based study suggests no gender differences in the incidence of dementia up to high age. After 90 years of age the incidence of Alzheimer's disease is higher for women than for men. The incidence of vascular dementia is higher for men than for women in all age groups. . according to WHO, the average lifespan of an Aussie man is 80.5 compared to the women's 84.6. Hence the sample is eskewed in their statistical survey. Lol. Does it mean that I must turn Bi by 85 to get some action?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Just prepare for the future,it means there is a reason to go younger now😜xxFreya

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Just prepare for the future,it means there is a reason to go younger now😜xxFreya But I am madam.... Hence my dungeon is crawling with Cubs...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    wanders back out again, looking for her teeth

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Another of my fantasies is that, right now, I'm only half of the age I'm going to be... . And what Freya said...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    A few years ago.... a nursing home on Sydneys norther suburbs was reported in the news... due to oiled up viagra parties that up to a dozen senior city were interrupted enjoying. They could get it up.... but they couldn't get it in without a shoe horn

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You are so lucky you're still not grey at 97!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Did any of you see that video of the folks in a nursing home in Christchurch lip-sync to "Happy" by Pharrell Williams? Look it up on Youtube, the video is called 80-odd years of happy. I want to live there when I'm 80*. *Well I would, if it wasn't New Zealand :-p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Partial to the name Shaggy Achers myself. So, with the retirement age rising higher and higher I'll likely be 90 before I can retire. However, the benefits of advances in medical science will surely come into play...Leaving me in the position of probably being in better physical shape than I am now... Just with no idea of what to do with it. HELP!! I'm a teenager again! Cheers with bionic earsRusty

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    According to stats I read somewhere, the second highest scourge of std's are in lifestyle villages. The baby boomers are definitely banging.