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All's fair in love and war?

December 30 2009

It's been a while since I went on a date. I almost forgot just how fierce the competition is. Talk about bitching babes! This gig is so manipulative and competitive. Frankly I'd rather play chess, at least that's an honest game where rules are rules and nobody really gets hurt. Anyway, I was wondering what games the guys play to come out on top when lobbying for first place... or is that subject taboo? All those guys who have been cut to the chase, tell us what happened. Wmen are suckers for a good sob story. :p

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RHP User

16 years ago

Wonders if there's such a thing as strip chess? The pawns can represent the removal of a garment. Whilst each other piece can represent an act... the more important the piece the more daring the act. The queen representing penile penetration and I'll leave it up to jmckin to offer a choice for the king :)

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RHP User

16 years ago

Cool post! I can't remember anything specific from when i was a young whipper snapper. Other than there wereabout three other guys all in the same group vying for Kerries attention, now in those days we all used to spend all our time either drunk or dirtbiking or hanging out listening to the music.Anyway i did grow sufficiently large enough balls to ring her and ask her out to an Angels Concert, to which shepromptly turned me down...ok i thought bitterly dissapointed,thats that! Next night i get a phone call from her ......"yes i will go to the gig with you", could have knocked me down with a feather!Apparently her mother talked her into it...cause she had really wanted to go!We have pretty much been together ever since.I can however give a perspective from where i am now ( if god forbid something ever happened to Kj)and i think that at this stage of my life, i wouldn't be bothered with the alcohol fuelled one upmanship and chest beating kinda bullshit, that you see at the club/pub, ( that shit just makes me cringe these days) i would hope thatshe might see me for who i am, if not thats her call, but obviously i wouldn't be after young women either, so would hope they (women closer to my age) might have a little more nouse than their younger counterparts.Cheers Nev

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RHP User

16 years ago

My friend told me he had an interesting experience recently! All kinds of peeps on here straight or bent, started showing him their cock shots like they were best mates or something... just to try and gain some kind of intro converation to a lady in sexy skirt. He says to say "thanks lads for all the dick". :p Hugs Stalky

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RHP User

16 years ago

Now I've got your best interests at heart looking for ways to improve your date count, and I stumbled upon the thing that you are searching for on your profile. Can you please tell me what "wretgu rw twerfd" means? Figuring that out might be the first step in improving your love life. I'm sure all girls here get propositioned sooner or later... unless there are concerns over your species. Little green people are particularly suspect. We need to put these fears to rest... and let your warm hearted and loveable features come to the fore.

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RHP User

16 years ago

Thanks very much for your concerns but I'm trying to be all abstract! As it happens I've had an inordinate number of particularly well mannered and articulate men flirt and send me very concise and interesting messages unsolicited. It seems they have no difficulty applying some meaning to my captivating header. I'm Kandinsky in a mini skirt so some guys will never truly appreciate me for who I really am. :p or is that Kandy in a mini skirt? I always get confused I'm such a blonde! Jill

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RHP User

16 years ago

After reading your post Eunuch i went to have a look at her profile as well. Mannnnnnnn.....that is the briefest profile i have ever seen........I wouldn't contact her in a million years....yet she has probably had lots....go figure!Obviously she does't want any contact.....just having a snoop!

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RHP User

16 years ago

Kandinsky was a bloke. Kandinsky in a mini skirt. What exactly are you conveying? The artistic elements of Kandinsky, the ethic elements or his sex? Or the more appetising candy in a mini skirt to one of the straight persuasion. It just goes to show that if you have a female profile, even one devoid of meaningful content, it will get you propositioned... and women talk about sexual equality... when in fact the ladies have got us by the balls and short and curlies. It also shows that it is not just the guys who play games. So the lack of dates must be of your choosing? Never cease to be amazed at what constitutes our society and it's diverse inhabitants. The main thing is that you be happy :)

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RHP User

16 years ago

I think I get it. Kandinski was an abstract artist.... the works of art are so abstract that they are completely meaningless except for the meaning that the observer, and the artist applies to them. Each observer can interpret and attribute a different meaning to that intended by the artist, and indeed, the artist may not have intended any meaning at all, just the thought that meaning can be applied by the observer, if they should choose to do so. Women are obviously very complicated, eunuch. That's why I'd stick to men if I wasn't so straight. Hugs Stalky

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RHP User

16 years ago

........"an inordinate number of particularly well mannered and articulate men"..........jmckin, Oh My God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wake up and walk into the light, the light of reality, the real world, woman. When was the last time you were bent over a couch and give a good old fashioned boning? Thats the ultimate goal and foremost thought in every "particularly well mannered and articulate man's" mind. When shall I make my move? What's her body language saying? Is she receptive tonight? Does she draw forward or withdraw when I "accidentally" make body contact or put my arm around her waist or shoulders? That is the simple truth about men. Any man who says otherwise is a damn lier.

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RHP User

16 years ago

You've hit the nail on the head in this case :)

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RHP User

16 years ago

Hey Jill, Totally does my head in when I see people engaging in outright war over the attention of a POI (person of interest) And for what? Personally speaking, Id rather maintain my self respect, my friendship and dignity....no one is worth fighting over... such a futile endeavour Wishing you all a HAPPY NEW YEAR xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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RHP User

16 years ago

lmfao my_lips you know how it is, I don't think I can remember what colour hair I really am so I choose to be blonde when convenient. :p lmfao at Stalky. Now that you've said all that BS, I think I prefer kandy. :p Happy New Year! Jill xxxxxxxxxx

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