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Am I too awesome?
December 31 2012
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RHP User
13 years ago
You are pretty awesome. It wouldn't scare me away though because I'm pretty awesome too...
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RHP User
13 years ago
The only issue I have in coming too close to someone as awesome is the potential of a catastrophic event caused by too much awesome in one area.
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RHP User
13 years ago
carefully perused your profile and given this a lot of serious thought.After hours of agonising deliberation over this extremely vexing question ............ NOPE
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm sorry to put you through that. Hope you're back on your feet soon.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Freya realises the caveman has set the standard high.. and being so ALPHA.. everyone else's awesomeness pales into insignificant.. *shrug* some of us HAVE IT... the rest of you... well... "Sorry....!"
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RHP User
13 years ago
Caveman... are you stealing other peoples wifi?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Your profile says "Shy at first...". Have fun hating The Beatles. By yourself.
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RHP User
13 years ago
"I sometimes feel as if, yes, I am too awesome. I don't get many messages or flirts on here and all I can put it down to is I am too awesome and most women are intimidated by this. So my question for all the female members on this wonderful site, do you think you could handle my awesomeness? ( it's even hard to handle myself sometimes mind you )"Well, that kinda killed it, dont you think? :P
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RHP User
13 years ago
By myself? Hmm.... the many other people who also hate The Beatles must not really exist! Stupid imagination.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I bet your cock shoots rainbows!! Uploading Awesomeness ... █████████110% Uploading Your HAWT.... █████████110%
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RHP User
13 years ago
*chuckles*
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RHP User
13 years ago
MrsSplicey
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RHP User
13 years ago
can I watch your awsome ness
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RHP User
13 years ago
Meeka, if only it could! I could hang up the paintbrushes and just use my dick! Caveman, I bow down to your unwashed feet!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'd say you're hitting the fair to middling levels of awesomeness in your profile. Try a little less, you might surprise yourself. If you ever do come across Dr Who, please let me know. Awesome x- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
I was doing some research the other day.. on the phenomena known as "The apparitions of Our Lady of Fatima" The Catholic church Took the surviving girl child under it's wing, and kept her quiet for 80 odd years.. THEN declared the woman who appeared was "Mary - the Mother of Christ" holding "The Sacred heart of Jesus." In reality, The three children... The ONLY persons to have EVER seen the woman appear.. ALWAYS refered to her as "The beautiful lady holding a ball of light" (OR in some instances.. "Holding a ball of fire" ) I had not been on the forums for a day or two.. and when I came back on to read some more.. there was Ms_Devious.... and her new profile picture..... Made me think ......
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RHP User
13 years ago
The surviving girl child of what may I ask Sir Cavey?
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RHP User
13 years ago
There's no denying you have some musical integrity, but you are 5'7" and that falls way outside the Tall section of "Tall dark and handsome". Don't shoot the messenger.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm curious to know how nameisinuse you know I like The Jam? And how are you being a messenger when it is indeed your own opinion? Are speaking on behalf of someone?
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RHP User
13 years ago
back on my feet again,thank you for your kind concern OP,I will concede that your profile tat is kinda awesome,and a much more interesting post than''does my dick look good in this profile''
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RHP User
13 years ago
Me changing my pic made Cavey sound like a rambling lunatic. Let me change it back.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I have to read your profile first and then think and see what pops in my mind. Until later.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hmm Photos hmmm kinda OK One is a bit blurry. Now back to the written stuff…..wait don’t be impatient. Hmm Blue Eyes nice Drinking??? Ask you, ohh are you a drunkard???? Sexual interest not bad but nothing out of the ordinary Fetsch ……the same The description is kinda cute and funny……so what is awesome???? Please help me out here. WHAT IS AWESOME I WONNE KNOW>
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RHP User
13 years ago
It is indeed dangerous to put you and I in a room together too often, like dividing by zero, there's a chance the universe will collapse on itself. ;) xx Sarah
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RHP User
13 years ago
Well, if it isn't MissSuperYummyness! I guess that is a burden we must share *sighs* Litonya my dear, you have to read what's not written in my profile for the answer you seek.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm not speaking on anyone's behalf, do you not like The Jam?, the Town called Malice reference led me to assume you were a fan, possibly even a Brit?.
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RHP User
13 years ago
*chuckles*
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RHP User
13 years ago
I dont understand......please explain.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Oh Lord it's hard to be humblewhen you're perfect in every way.I can't wait to look in the mirrorcause I get better looking each day.To know me is to love meI must be a hell of a man.Oh Lord it's hard to be humblebut I'm doing the best that I can.I used to have a girlfriendbut she just couldn't competewith all of these love starved womenwho keep clamoring at my feet.Well I prob'ly could find me anotherbut I guess they're all in awe of me.Who cares, I never get lonesomecause I treasure my own company.Oh Lord it's hard to be humblewhen you're perfect in every way,I can't wait to look in the mirrorcause I get better looking each dayTo know me is to love meI must be a hell of a man.< From: http://www.elyrics.net >Oh Lord it's hard to be humblebut I'm doing the best that I can.I guess you could say I'm a loner,a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.I could have lots of friends if I want tobut then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.Some folks say that I'm egotistical.Hell, I don't even know what that means.I guess it has something to do with the way that Ifill out my skin tight blue jeans.Oh Lord it's hard to be humblewhen you're perfect in every way,I can't wait to look in the mirrorcause I get better looking each dayTo know me is to love meI must be a hell of a man.Oh Lord it's hard to be humblebut I'm doing the best that I can.We're doing the best that we can
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RHP User
13 years ago
I am awesome. In fact super awesome. Why cant people set that... Awesome hugs for all... Awesome thread. LOL
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RHP User
13 years ago
I read your profile....NICE TATTOOS.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Am going to copy those lyrics so I can sing along! Thank you sir! Keep the awesome alive Blindman you walking human canvas you! Superfox, careful where you are waving that thing......actually bring it over here for a bit!
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RHP User
13 years ago
My dear lady, trust me, it's better if you don't understand.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Is this a kind of Narcissism? But then how should I know maybe you are one of the Gods isn't there a story about this?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Narcissism? No. It's nothing more that the poorly written ramblings of an uneducated and extremely bored young man.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Thought it was funny and amusing, if I lived north east I would message you. Xx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Feel free to message me anytime msmarvelous. I'm happy to hear from anyone.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hi r up to having fun,u only live close to me,so let me cum eat out u pusy till its dripping with cum.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Would not like vertical blinds as they upset the feng shui of a room by sending knives into your peaceful space. They would be comfortable eating thier own food as opposed to mooching free food off others and would then be able to create culinary masterpieces for thier lady guest. A truely awesome person would never ever wear odd footy socks with thongs (and I am assuming that the thongs in this case are foot wear and not butt floss) as this just screams out that you are desparately seeking attention. A truelly awesome person would not still be seeking Doctor Who. THey would know that he is busy carrying the remaining Beatles around in the Tardis. True awesomeness is easy to accommodate...it is the overwhelming modesty that would clash with my own modest personality!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Kevin,now why am I reminded of wowwow
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RHP User
13 years ago
..but only one person can be me. And that's awesome.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Some people know how to blow smoke up their own arse.......I have always wonder if this is true (I know the answer now) GT
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm sorry but Kevin's comment is awesome. I have a new favourite person.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Maybe, but I don't see it. I find tats boring and you're more than 1 standard deviation below average height (objectively short). the issue is that your ramblings seem to show someone who is not very comfortable with themselves and goes to significant lengths to create a persona via distractions. This post strengthens that theory. I've been more bored reading profiles though. However my thoughts are largely irrelevant. My advice if you ARE too awesome is not to spend too much time on this website, it's not exactly flush with kindred spirits.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I don't get why people need to make personal attacks when someone put themselves on a pedestal? I thought Australia was the land of poking fun at ourselves and if you can't see that I was actually taking the piss out of myself, then maybe you should take your head out of your arse and see what's really going on. So to all who had a giggle then mission accomplished. To those who who took it seriously, um, chill the fuck out. Life isn't that serious.
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RHP User
13 years ago
For some reason I keep thinking of Bill and Boyd...(perhaps a little cryptic)
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RHP User
13 years ago
There is nothing Awesome about you :( you are a very sad person , with no feelings of others :(
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RHP User
13 years ago
You better watch you don't fall off your pedestal dick "Oh" I forgot its only 6" high (LOL)You wont get hurt too much I hope dude Someone has to play Devils Advocate it mite as well be me GT
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RHP User
13 years ago
Read your profile......actually laughed out loud....a very dry sense of humour you have....bravo !!!! Mrs swing
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RHP User
13 years ago
No, I don't get hurt very easily. As far as devils advocate, I think Lucifer would indeed be disappointed. Tis all in good fun. I like the fact a 56yo man calls me dude haha As for having no feelings "of" others, that's a pretty superficial assumption. I think I've copped more flack than received here.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Be like me take it as fun, I don't think anyone is out to hurt you in any way....If I was serious I would have picked better words to use (LOL)But you do have to have at least one shit stirrer on board boy do I love to stir I'm glad you like being a dude "dude" I call all my mates dudes...... GT
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RHP User
13 years ago
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror cause I get better loking each day. To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble but I'm doing the best that I can. I used to have a girlfriend but she just couldn't compete with all of these love starved women who keep clamoring at my feet. Well I prob'ly could find me another but I guess they're all in awe of me. Who cares, I never get lonesome cause I treasure my own company. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way, I can't wait to look in the mirror cause I get better looking each day To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble but I'm doing the best that I can. I guess you could say I'm a loner, a cowboy outlaw tough and proud. I could have lots of friends if I want to but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd. Some folks say that I'm egotistical. Hell, I don't even know what that means. I guess it has something to do with the way that I fill out my skin tight blue jeans. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way, I can't wait to look in the mirror cause I get better looking each day To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble but I'm doing the best that I can. We're doing the best that we can
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'maddogies' There is nothing Awesome about you :( you are a very sad person , with no feelings of others :( Any specific reason? BNEguy: Lighten up dude. It's all in good fun. And shitusername: are you aware that the thumbnail of your tat looks like a pussy? Or is that just me?
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RHP User
13 years ago
And I would know.Fig Jam.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Shitusername'( it's even hard to handle myself sometimes mind you )It sounds like you get a lot of practice handling yourself.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' And shitusername: are you aware that the thumbnail of your tat looks like a pussy? Or is that just me? Attack of the Vampire Pussies...
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RHP User
13 years ago
I dont get any msgs nor have I ever met any1 from this site. i guess im just too awesum as well. I actually have a life, but anyway.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'MrsTri' Quoting 'Shitusername'( it's even hard to handle myself sometimes mind you )It sounds like you get a lot of practice handling yourself. Burn!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Well I guess, Mrs Tri, after 35yrs of being on this planet, no one knows how to handle me like I do. :) I could make a reference about being hard to handle as there is a lot to handle, but that's a blatant lie and as good as a bullshit artist I am even I couldn't pull that one off ( oh god, more ammunition ) I guess while you're all looking down your noses at me, you're leaving some other poor bugger alone! Ha
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm pretty awesome :) But I'm single.. Not good enough ;((- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Damin, you can be awesome AND single at the same time. Chin up brother. jsk, you are the man! Haha You crack me up!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Awesome as in 'Daunting' or as in 'Excellent'.....Awesome can provoke fear in some cases....I am not awesome - I am merely redoubtable ;-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
I will admit to having a second rate education and am always envious of people who use words.....um.....good. Philosopherpoet you are my new favourite person.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'shitusername' I will admit to having a second rate education and am always envious of people who use words.....um.....good. Philosopherpoet you are my new favourite person. Ha! thanks - but I am battling a constant attrition of memory loss. Always learning yet forgetting at an exponential rate....
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RHP User
13 years ago
What was the topic again? ...and does Yanchep have an airport ? (damn iPads for not having emoticons ... *insert 'oh wow! smiley face here* )
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'paintme'What was the topic again? ...and does Yanchep have an airport ? (damn iPads for not having emoticons ... *insert 'oh wow! smiley face here* ) As for no emoticons on ipad, just use photos of yourself pulling those different faces. Did it to a friend the other night and she pissed herself!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Philosopherpoet' Quoting 'shitusername' I will admit to having a second rate education and am always envious of people who use words.....um.....good. Philosopherpoet you are my new favourite person. Ha! thanks - but I am battling a constant attrition of memory loss. Always learning yet forgetting at an exponential rate....Don't be modest. I have nothing to be modest about so it's not fair if you do. If that makes sense?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'LoveCurvie' For some reason I keep thinking of Bill and Boyd...(perhaps a little cryptic) the Lyrics about an Awesome Dude Put another log on the fireCook me up some bacon and some beansAnd go out to the car and change the tireWash my socks and sew my old blue jeansCome on, Baby, you can fill my pipeThen go fetch my slippersAnd boil me up another pot of teaThen put another log on the fire, BabeCome and tell me why you're leavin' meNow don't I let you wash the car on Sunday?Don't I warn you when you're gettin' fat?Ain't I gonna take you fishin' with me someday?Well, a man can't love a woman more than thatOh, ain't I always nice to your kid sister?Don't I take her drivin' ev'ry night?So, sit here at my feet'Cause I like you when you're sweet<. From: http://www.elyrics.net .>And you know it ain't feminine to fightSo put another log on the fireCook me up some bacon and some beansGo out to the car and lift it up and change the tireWash my socks and sew my old blue jeansCome on, Baby, you can fill my pipeAnd then go fetch my slippersAnd boil me up another pot of teaThen put another log on the fire, BabeAnd come and tell me why you're leavin' meOh, put another log on the fireCook me up some bacon and some beansGo out to the car and change the tireWash my socks and sew my old blue jeansCome on, Baby, you can fill my pipeAnd then go fetch my slippersAnd boil me up another pot of tea (fade)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'paintme' What was the topic again? ...and does Yanchep have an airport ? (damn iPads for not having emoticons ... *insert 'oh wow! smiley face here* )Yanchep will have a train station in around 6 years but no airport ;-) x
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'shitusername' Quoting 'Philosopherpoet' Quoting 'shitusername' I will admit to having a second rate education and am always envious of people who use words.....um.....good. Philosopherpoet you are my new favourite person. Ha! thanks - but I am battling a constant attrition of memory loss. Always learning yet forgetting at an exponential rate....Don't be modest. I have nothing to be modest about so it's not fair if you do. If that makes sense?\I think modesty is essential - it is the conscience of the body (or so it is said)...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Could anyone get more awesome? 'cept for me... Hehe We have very nice coffee in Melbourne you know... Xx- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
any one with kids should know there is no price for awesome.... no really no price....im easy, even cheep talk to people they will tell you....... but from the same movie yesterday is the past tomorrow is the future today is a gift that is why it is called the presant :-) after all that still no naked ladies knocking down my door I mean wtf.... its all their prob mumble mumble something something no beer , no tv make homer go something something.........
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Awesome71' Could anyone get more awesome? 'cept for me... Hehe We have very nice coffee in Melbourne you know... Xx- Posted from rhpmobile Aww....that's a lovely thing to say - made me all warm and nice inside ;-)'To Melbourne James and don't spare the horses neither!....'
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RHP User
13 years ago
I understand how tough it is being awesome. But i think the vertical drapes are killing you my friend. They totally suck.......i would never in a pink fit message or flirt with someone who loves vertical drapes. I do have standards for goodness sake. D ;)
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Lifes_great
13 years ago
Quoting 'Spartanis'"I sometimes feel as if, yes, I am too awesome. I don't get many messages or flirts on here and all I can put it down to is I am too awesome and most women are intimidated by this. So my question for all the female members on this wonderful site, do you think you could handle my awesomeness? ( it's even hard to handle myself sometimes mind you )" Well, that kinda killed it, dont you think? :P shitusername handling himself......yep killed it!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Dear Mr Username, or may I call you Shit ? I am very much afraid that you may just be ever so slightly too ace (I'm not a fan of awesome!).Your profile is too inventive and amusing by half, and your photos both tasteful and tasty (see what I did there ?) May I suggest that you genericise your profile a lil ? Classic examples of this can be found in the VAST majority of other profiles on here, but for example, you are missing some key fundamentals - DO you like to have fun? it would be helpful to spell this out; will you try anything once, or even twice if you like it ?; you don't seem at all lost for words and intend to come back later, nor do you make any mention of the importance of NSA!! You might like to also consider adding a few shots of your penis/love sabre/joystick and/or your dog/car/motorbike. or, it could be fun to remove all your pics and send out lots of those "I think you're hot, what do you think of me ?" flirts. All you hafta do now, is sit back and wait for the inundation to begin. Please let me know how you get on Cheers lily x
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JessicaRabbit
13 years ago
Quoting 'lilypond' Dear Mr Username, or may I call you Shit ? I am very much afraid that you may just be ever so slightly too ace (I'm not a fan of awesome!).Your profile is too inventive and amusing by half, and your photos both tasteful and tasty (see what I did there ?) May I suggest that you genericise your profile a lil ? Classic examples of this can be found in the VAST majority of other profiles on here, but for example, you are missing some key fundamentals - DO you like to have fun? it would be helpful to spell this out; will you try anything once, or even twice if you like it ?; you don't seem at all lost for words and intend to come back later, nor do you make any mention of the importance of NSA!! You might like to also consider adding a few shots of your penis/love sabre/joystick and/or your dog/car/motorbike. or, it could be fun to remove all your pics and send out lots of those "I think you're hot, what do you think of me ?" flirts. All you hafta do now, is sit back and wait for the inundation to begin. Please let me know how you get on Cheers lily x Your post had me laughing soo hard Lily! Hilarious stuff (as is this thread in general)Didaxx
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RHP User
13 years ago
X2 that ...what she said, i giggled more than a bit but oh so true lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
The bastard's gone, and I never got my pint!
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RHP User
13 years ago
that was not so awesome
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RHP User
13 years ago
He spontaneously self-combusted...
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RHP User
13 years ago
all that pent up awesome could not be contaned.......... well at least us mortal men stand more of a chance now......
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hey awesome, join a band called dire straits , mark knopfler is he`s name , ur both Nobs..He`s the best guitar`s in the world , Just ask him .dik
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