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Anal to mouth

November 20 2011

Hi does anyone do this or is it just on pornos

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    and double uck

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I would hope it is just on pornos. Imagine the diseases that can start from this. One very sick person the next day I imagine. We are talking bare skin here and not the removing of a condom and replacing it first arent we?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    no...not nice.....has to be porno driven...we couldnt do that, and neither of us could ask the other to...gak!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Only if you want a mouth full of nasty bacteria. There is a reason that our mouth is a long way from our anus.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Well as long as the anal part is using a condom then i am very happy to oblige i love the power trip / submissive part of having all holes used as my partner wants and if that is anal then facial and it is safe and clean who am i to say no

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    ATM ..time to withdraw

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Grosse grosse grosse !!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Would you knowingly and willingly lick your own shit? It doesnt matter how clean you are......shit happens!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    There appears a sence of normality in the forums now.....   We cannot comprehend the difference between what the OP suggested and riming, which confirms what we were advised at the sex clinics.   We will leave it as that, its refreshing to read.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    100% just on pornography. I have been with my fair share of women that have enjoyed anal sex,and not one of them would ever do that. Its common sense really. Most women by nature,are very clean in there bodys.This is a large reason why anal sex is often steered away from younger women,and is seen as more accepting by the more mature. No matter how clean you are and how much you prepare,you're still going to the most unclean part of the body. Pornstars use enamas (hose up the butt for 10 minutes) to prepare and don't eat at certain times and a host of other things that make it as clean as possible. But still not clean. Now im sure there are a few strays that will happily suck there own shit off your cock,but the majority of sane normal women will say 'no way.' This should now be the end of this topic. Hope I was helpful. Daniel,Mulgrave Vic

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Perhaps you need to look for a woman who is middle aged and who isnt lonely nor neglected/.... Or is your choice for lonely neglected women to make you feel better? Seems you must be playing on their loneliness to get what you want?i

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    That is absolutely disgusting.... no way I would ever do that. However, I am going to have to disagree with what justenough said. I think there is a BIG difference betweek someone licking AROUND someones asshole "rimming" compared to licking a guys dick after its been in your ass. But I guess this also depends on each individuals definition of "rimming" for me, like I said its AROUND the assholoe not actually going up and putting my tongue INSIDE of it. eeeeeewwww, thats my two cents, fleur :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I would have anal with a condom take the condom off and suck the guys cock clean.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    lets face it it is not sanitary bacteria in the mouth is not the same as the butt and this is how disease starts common sence first then fun

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I have few restrictions but this is one of them. A shower in between is necessary and often fun.Cass xxx Come to think of it I am not the site's biggest fan of rimming either though I can take what most others need to satisfy themselves. You just can't tie me up.Posting at 3:30 am again wtf!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I have few restrictions but this is one of them. A shower in between is necessary and often fun.Cass xxx Come to think of it I am not the site's biggest fan of rimming either though I can take what most others need to satisfy themselves. You just can't tie me up.Posting at 3:30 am again wtf!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Well... I may or may not have done this :p in any case, you should always insist that any dick in your bum wears a glove.... you then remove said glove... and ass to mouth is not necessarily all that. Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    You never go ass to mouth.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    It's never my idea. These girls get all horned up and they tell me to go ass to mouth. :pHugsStalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    It's not something we would do with anyone but together we love it. We love anal play...so each to their own.x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    It'll never catch on...they say .... Oral Anal Sex Safety There are actually far more dangerous pathogens in the typical human mouth than there are in your anus/rectum. The mouth is an “entry point” into the body. The mouth is the favorite way of many bad germs to get into our body 24/7. Examples of how deadly mouth bacteria are can be found in the occasional case of fatal septicemia resulting from a mouth piercing that allowed “mouth bacteria” into the blood stream. Once there it went crazy and killed the person. The majority of people in the USA have oral herpes, not anal herpes. Those that have anal herpes got it from someones mouth. The Anus is an “exit point.” It is literally the “opening to inside your body.” That being the case, if it were loaded with dangerous germs, you’d be extremely sick if not close to death. The human body cannot survive long with a butt load of dangerous germs living in the anus or rectum. The Anus is part of the intestinal tract and in a generally healthy person is home to “good bacteria.” They work with your body to keep you healthy, not make you sick. Licking the anus of a generally healthy individual without parasites or bacterial infection of the intestines nor viral is far less dangerous than kissing that person in terms of germ transfer. You are far more likely to get almost every venereal disease from kissing someone without even having sex than you are from licking their anus. The symptoms of many venereal diseases in the mouth are asymptomatic or almost so. At most they might cause a scratchy throat – but nothing that would stop someone from swapping saliva and spreading their case of oral VD, something which the NIH has recently become aware is actually a big factor in their ability to control the spread of syphilis – they assumed incorrectly it was almost always due to genital contact. An “unhealthy” anus on the other hand is NOT something most people would touch or even come near. Most people find other people’s anal scent offensive, and that alone is enough reason to steer clear, even if it’s harmless. Add on top of that odor the excessive flatulence and mucus discharges that would accompany an anal infection and you get something that would make most people pass out before they ever got close enough to contract anything. Ironically, if you are one of those people who has problems with his digestive system (outside of parasites) or after a round of harsh antibiotics have seriously upset your internals, licking a generally healthy person’s anus could be a very good healthy smart thing to do, for it is the quickest way you can gain access to a butt load of “healthy, vigor-restoring good bacteria” in that person’s body. Lick them and many will survive the passage through the stomach and make a new home for themselves in your intestines and immediately set to work repairing your intestinal problems by restoring the balance you need to have properly functioning, healthy digestive tract. HOWEVER, conceptually speaking licking some ones anus is one of the most repulsive things many people can think of doing. So even if it is a great idea to easily solve many common intestinal ailments, it’s extremely unlikely to catch on. Only when it comes to parasites is licking an anus “high risk” but fortunately in the western world parasite problems are often big news, because it’s so rare. If one lives in a 3rd world country, because the parasite problems are so widespread, anus licking could be quite detrimental to your health.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Going by what they say above, we might be better off sucking a cock that has been up our own ass (given that we are a healthy person producing healthy bacteria) than rimming someone elses arse (although if they are healthier than us we might actually want some of their jock bacteria Lol) And we are more likely than not to actually give a perfectly healthy bum , something nasty from our mouth slurp. So should I rim you or suck you after you've given me anal, or should you rim me after you've given me anal and I've sucked you? Christ Im so confused now!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'fionabee' Would you knowingly and willingly lick your own shit? It doesnt matter how clean you are......shit happens! mwahahahahah so true

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'brizzyguy62' yea why not? i've crossed paths with women who'd do anything you asked of them, even this. you'd be surprised at what a middle aged, lonely and negelcted woman will put on the table when playing. for some, nothings taboo, and i reckon its nothing but a cry for companionship and an attempt to have you come back for more.....really.I have met a few like this, but then it comes down to morality. I do not feel comfortable taking advantage of a vulnerable persons situation

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    is this what they meant by 'potty mouth'?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Open your mind and your arse will follow. :p Hey. My cat licks its own arse right there in the lounge room in front of the tv.... I suppose it's not so bad as DGT suggests.. if it's your own bum... You're good to go. Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    If your into ATM... Make sure your clean! You'll know if you want to do it or not haha. I don't know why guys are so into it! However fair is fair... Put a condom on! Rimming... Is awesome! Enough said :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    potty mouth indeed Mike, our mouth is far nastier than our arse will ever be so it seems going by that extract anyway Lol . Lately in my day to day world, I've heard some absolute shit come out of people's mouth, I sure don't want to smell it or taste it....no thanks

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    ...I thought this was going to be about how some people always seem to talk shit. In this case it has more to do with the healthy little critters that are at home alive and well in our entire gastro-intestinal tract that can turn mean, evil, rotten, bad and nasty if they come into contact with another part of the body. Upside...wearing a condom is a must and prevents most of them from causing and infection in the male. Downside...it only takes one, ladies and they are buggers to spot when you've got the horny glasses on. | Seriously, I really did thing it was about talking shit. My bad.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Its disgusting and filthy i nearly throw up at the thought

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I have to say I love a lady that loves anal, but ATM, you have to be joking, I have to much feeling for ladies to very think of that.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    The are some real degenerates out there. Thankfully for the rest of us, they are few and far between.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    thats how you get shigella

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    lol...I reckon its all good so long as your man is wearing a condom while 'in-situ'...they're easy enough to whip off if you want to get your chops round it after the fact!No harm, no foul

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    whilst the anal thing is fun..never mix it with oral or vaginal. We did once and couldn't have sex for two weeks.. its not worth the risk and is no good. When we do anal I do not cum up their either and always always wash my dick really well after.

  • You_and_I

    You_and_I

    14 years ago

    Personally I think it hot when your in the moment, but I would never ask someone to do it or go through with the request. I think it's degrading :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Its preaty full on at the time its awsome

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'lmfao12'If your into ATM... Make sure your clean! You'll know if you want to do it or not haha. I don't know why guys are so into it! However fair is fair... Put a condom on! Rimming... Is awesome! Enough said :) Quoting 'Stalky'Open your mind and your arse will follow. :p Hey. My cat licks its own arse right there in the lounge room in front of the tv.... I suppose it's not so bad as DGT suggests.. if it's your own bum... You're good to go. Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    cat or you mean pussy and, T.V. mmm sounds a bit kinky mate.. each to there own tho.. so tell me ..that cat's tongue must be a little rough, you don't suffer gravel rash...lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    A chick and I did ATM repeatedly in one sitting. It turned out being a lot of fun and there were no complaints afterwards, but I definately wouldn't advise anyone on doing it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Once youve done mud racing its time for a shower and start again all nice and clean.However some people are into scat play and thats their choice its just not mine

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    depends on who i am with...   i like the feeling of having an enema so i do it regularly... particularly if i KNOW i'm getting laid later... 30 minutes is ALL it takes to have an arse ready for uninhibited action...   i will happily suck a cock after it's cum inside my arse... because i know i'm clean... and if i know he is clean i will swallow every drop of his cum that comes along for the ride...   i also LOVE to rim a guy... usually as part of a blow job, prior to fingering his arse... and if i'm VERY lucky AND he's had an enema too, i will fist him and eat out his arse for hours on end...   love to get him to suck my strap-on after i pull it out of his arse too...   but maybe i'm a bit "dirtier" than what is acceptable on a site like this!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I was at a swinger's party ages ago and a guy came over to me to put his cock in my mouth... As soon as I went down there, I could smell where his cock had been and it was the biggest turn off! I stood up and told him to go shower, but there was no way he was coming near me again! Come on guys, seriously!! Would you put your finger up your arse then lick it clean??? I don't think so. Even if there has been a condom, a lingering odour can remain and it just isn't sexy!! Arse fuck by all means, use a condom, then shower...... then talk to me about what's next!!   xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I have known a few couples that enjoy anal to mouth but the idea of lack of being clean would creap me out but if a condom was used imbetween and a things were clean then go for it. :) But im sure it would have to be something everyone agrees to at the time... Could be a bit of a sex killer if someone wasnt ready for it.   Just got to remember Hep A is the thinga you can get from fecies

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    i know alot of women who have done it without being asked to..... some people really enjoy it. I know 3 women into scat big time...giving and recieving....its a big world out there...... by what i can see 99% of women on this site live within the normal boundries which is "normal" lol...... but there is a whole other world with big numbers of people who do things most people wouldnt even think of....ass to mouth is very tamed to some

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    What the fuck? We could never understand how one can have two holes in ones face.............. and only lick one????   Chill out people......... If it feels good.............lick it................

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Harden up Pussies.......... Fuck, you never had your arse licked???????? Maybe you should be on rsvp, or some nice dating site............. FOR GODs SAKE we are SWINGERS............ Yes????

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Ok, so if we are talking about STD's here as wel,l what are everyone's thoughts on performing oral BUT using a condom for penetration. People think they are safe because they use condoms for penetration but are willing to perform oral. ????

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Frim Mrs Uni Yes i do sometimes(rarely) but only after i have had a strict diet NO!!! red meat! for a week and heaps of salad and a good clean out (enema) or 3 lol prior to doing anal.;Mind you even then there is no guarantee you wont get sick so it is only rare and it is fun lol and yes Mr uni will still kiss me after lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    i cant believe all these chicks are saying ew thats gross but they'd take the condom off and put it in their mouth unprotected. i'd only go from my own ass to mouth. not someone else's. i dont like it but if a guy does who am i to tell him he cant have what he wants? and at the end of the day if i'm gon have someone else's sex juice in my mouth why not mine? it is gross but so is sex with strangers really if you think about it. all in good fun

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'mrmelb1' 100% just on pornography. I have been with my fair share of women that have enjoyed anal sex,and not one of them would ever do that. Its common sense really. Most women by nature,are very clean in there bodys.This is a large reason why anal sex is often steered away from younger women,and is seen as more accepting by the more mature. No matter how clean you are and how much you prepare,you're still going to the most unclean part of the body. Pornstars use enamas (hose up the butt for 10 minutes) to prepare and don't eat at certain times and a host of other things that make it as clean as possible. But still not clean. Now im sure there are a few strays that will happily suck there own shit off your cock,but the majority of sane normal women will say 'no way.' This should now be the end of this topic. Hope I was helpful. Daniel,Mulgrave Vic thats your view and thats fine but you cant end it with "and that should be the end of the topic " EX is a has been and a EXPERT is a drip under pressure.Daniel

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    my wife and i have done it. she come over and over, but wont let me fuck her ass for long. she love the lick. i love her coming.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    its not something we get into tho rimming is it to much different is eating shit any different then licking the edges lets hope so for all the anal lickers lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    your mouth carries more bugs and germs then the old but hole,but still the thought isnt the best is it?rim away on a rim away holiday,hang on theirs poooooooo on their as well .or suck toes because lord know were they have been or finger sucking witch has poo under the nails any yes thats every1 as well as your work things anywhere people are theirs poo, so keep your mouths closed i guess or simply munch away lol oh no what to do hehehe

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I think this one is in the 'don't try this at home' category

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I agree with a previous comment that its all about trust. The anus has more sensual nerve endings than most other places on the body, and if stimulated properly will explode the experience (no pun intended). If both sides shower before hand, the perceived unpleasantness doesn't materialise and rimming becomes the most amazing thing. It is an individual thing, but those who've never tried it, or had it tried on them are seriously missing out!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'ukmade66'I agree with a previous comment that its all about trust. The anus has more sensual nerve endings than most other places on the body, and if stimulated properly will explode the experience (no pun intended). If both sides shower before hand, the perceived unpleasantness doesn't materialise and rimming becomes the most amazing thing. It is an individual thing, but those who've never tried it, or had it tried on them are seriously missing out!! Totally agree

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    being a plumber I'd get paid time and a half if I opened a sewer manhole and even then we didn't have to touch any poo poo. wonder if these poor porn actors (actors lol) even got any extra allowances.....would have to be at least quadriple time! would they even have a union and what would that be called??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'LovelyB' I would have anal with a condom take the condom off and suck the guys cock clean. Where have you been all my life :).

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Yeah and that's why we got sick people cause of dirty fuckers doing this stuff

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    So, I am too lazy to read all the responses. So can anyone tell me what the consensus is on pashing someone after they have been rimming your ass? Or someone else's ass? Thanks ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    If any female did it they won't be a absolute legend in my book. :D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'So, I am too lazy to read all the responses. So can anyone tell me what the consensus is on pashing someone after they have been rimming your ass? Or someone else's ass? Thanks ;-) Apparently it's ok as long as you've cleaned the bottom with some Jif and a wire brush or scouring pad. Frankly some of the responses have me wanting to do that to some peoples tongues before they come anywhere near my arse lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Quoting 'Meeka100'So, I am too lazy to read all the responses. So can anyone tell me what the consensus is on pashing someone after they have been rimming your ass? Or someone else's ass? Thanks ;-) Apparently it's ok as long as you've cleaned the bottom with some Jif and a wire brush or scouring pad. Frankly some of the responses have me wanting to do that to some peoples tongues before they come anywhere near my arse lol. *rolling on the floor laughing my f-cking ass off*

  • redhot69chick

    redhot69chick

    14 years ago

    There are many health problems that can result from practicing anilingus, because of the presence of bacteria, viruses or parasites on or in the anus or rectum. These include hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, intestinal parasites, chlamydia infection, poliomyelitis, human papillomavirus (HPV), gonorrhea, Herpes simplex virus, conjunctivitis, and other sexually transmitted diseases.6 Applying the mouth to the genitals immediately after applying it to the anus can inadvertently introduce the bacterium Escherichia coli ("E. coli") into the urethra, leading to a urinary tract infection. HIV/AIDS is not believed to be easily transmitted through anilingus.   Has put me off rimming for life I think, there is also some reasearch that suggests there is an increse in the risk of throat cancer due to the exposure to the HPV human papilomavirus.   Ok now I am definately steering clear of ass licking, not that I ever indulged before but now I never will. I wonder how these porno queens manage I know that they use an anal doche before they practice this but I am sure that would not remove all bacteria.   Hope this helps with the education   Cheers Red xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    You are definantly my kind of woman bonnie.....getting hard at just the thought......Quoting 'BonnieSmears' depends on who i am with...   i like the feeling of having an enema so i do it regularly... particularly if i KNOW i'm getting laid later... 30 minutes is ALL it takes to have an arse ready for uninhibited action...   i will happily suck a cock after it's cum inside my arse... because i know i'm clean... and if i know he is clean i will swallow every drop of his cum that comes along for the ride...   i also LOVE to rim a guy... usually as part of a blow job, prior to fingering his arse... and if i'm VERY lucky AND he's had an enema too, i will fist him and eat out his arse for hours on end...   love to get him to suck my strap-on after i pull it out of his arse too...   but maybe i'm a bit "dirtier" than what is acceptable on a site like this! Quoting 'BonnieSmears' depends on who i am with...   i like the feeling of having an enema so i do it regularly... particularly if i KNOW i'm getting laid later... 30 minutes is ALL it takes to have an arse ready for uninhibited action...   i will happily suck a cock after it's cum inside my arse... because i know i'm clean... and if i know he is clean i will swallow every drop of his cum that comes along for the ride...   i also LOVE to rim a guy... usually as part of a blow job, prior to fingering his arse... and if i'm VERY lucky AND he's had an enema too, i will fist him and eat out his arse for hours on end...   love to get him to suck my strap-on after i pull it out of his arse too...   but maybe i'm a bit "dirtier" than what is acceptable on a site like this!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    You are definantly my kind of woman bonnie.....getting hard at just the thought......Quoting 'BonnieSmears' depends on who i am with...   i like the feeling of having an enema so i do it regularly... particularly if i KNOW i'm getting laid later... 30 minutes is ALL it takes to have an arse ready for uninhibited action...   i will happily suck a cock after it's cum inside my arse... because i know i'm clean... and if i know he is clean i will swallow every drop of his cum that comes along for the ride...   i also LOVE to rim a guy... usually as part of a blow job, prior to fingering his arse... and if i'm VERY lucky AND he's had an enema too, i will fist him and eat out his arse for hours on end...   love to get him to suck my strap-on after i pull it out of his arse too...   but maybe i'm a bit "dirtier" than what is acceptable on a site like this! Quoting 'BonnieSmears' depends on who i am with...   i like the feeling of having an enema so i do it regularly... particularly if i KNOW i'm getting laid later... 30 minutes is ALL it takes to have an arse ready for uninhibited action...   i will happily suck a cock after it's cum inside my arse... because i know i'm clean... and if i know he is clean i will swallow every drop of his cum that comes along for the ride...   i also LOVE to rim a guy... usually as part of a blow job, prior to fingering his arse... and if i'm VERY lucky AND he's had an enema too, i will fist him and eat out his arse for hours on end...   love to get him to suck my strap-on after i pull it out of his arse too...   but maybe i'm a bit "dirtier" than what is acceptable on a site like this!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    and feeling her squirm I expect the guilty germs are there when I do that. It's probably more a mental barricade I guess. I wouldn't like to see my cock, coated in shit, going into her mouth and I wouldn't be rimming her if she'd just done a sloppy, diarrhea shit without wiping her arse. (Now wheres that emoticom for throwing up???)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    we do it everytime.. but we are crazy about anal, and i put a lot of effort into making sure my butt is sparkling clean, ready for hours and hours of butt fucking, with 100% confidence that the only thing that will be on his cock when he pulls out is lube and his cum, which i look forward to licking and sucking his cock til its totally clean again.. all with a big smile of course :) In saying that i wouldnt do that to a cock that had just been in someone elses bottom, they probably havent cleaned their butt as thoroughly as I do mine.. its a nice little way to finish an amazing fuck session.. Each to their own though I guess :D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Definitely a porno thing. The thing here is guys need to mature enough to distinguish fantasy from reality. Don't treat a lady like a porno flick on legs. Sure some girls like to watch porn with you and I have been lucky enough to experience partners who like this but as far as reenacting what we watch together are two very different things.Secondly I have enjoyed the act of both giving and receiving of "rimming" and "anal" but only with trusted partners who are clean and hygienic. Kinky can be awesome but doesn't have to be disgusting. I think most people here would agree on the disgusting side of this debate.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    BUT...... "Sure baby- you first!" I don't think a guy should ever expect a lady to do something he's not prepared to do himself... Sort the men from the boys...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Do you not just get into a very special place... with the one your are with....   then he puts it in your wet pussy and you feel that you want MORE...   put it up my ass and when you come I will suck it...   ( I cleaned myself bring it )