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Any embarrassing stories at the beauticians

July 31 2014

Getting wet while waxed or massaged. Getting hard etc - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    and while it was sort of a sexy expirience I can't imagine getting hard while dealing with the ....er...discomfort !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    When I walked in and told me they couldn't help me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I did leave a wet patch once. I was texting with a lover in the waiting room. Then went in, stripped off and spread my legs ready for my Brazilian... And the pretty girl was applying the cream so nicely, up and down and she would lean in every now and then to blow on my bits with her mouth. I mean you can't blame me right? Thank god I am not a squirter. Lol.

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    11 years ago

    I get so turned on getting waxed. I love the feel of the hot wax and the caressing hands after they rip it off... The whole thing turns me on. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    While I was having my brazillian....needless to say he was shocked!! 😈 lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    What's not to love about waxing and being waxed...? I'm free this weekend... Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Was his name Wayne:-) xQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I had an appendix emergency in my early thirties. Whilst getting shaven for the procedure the nurse, mid forties and kind of cute, was using an electric hair trimmer. In the process she would occasionally brush against my manhood. I am sure it wasn’t deliberate, who would want to turn on a guy whose appendix is about to burst…lol. The vibrations did their thing. Anyway guess who decided to have a peek out from under the modesty sheet? Yep….no control there that’s for sure. Once she finished the shaving she smiled at me and said “I bet that’s the last one of those you have for a few days” and sent me for a shower.

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    But what really spun her out was when I bent over doggy style and he waxed my ass crack.....(shrugs) I like being schmooooothe 😇 and we all know whilst doggy style is a vulnerable position it's a good one for waxing that area. Just sayin'!! Lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I think that's why we all love you so much, your sssmmmoootthheee & not afraid to talk about life situations. I went for an ECG today, the lady apologised for shaving me in some spots, I later wished she had shaved me in all 12 spots, got my 1st taste of hair removal. Ouch, but every cloud has a silver lining, she didn't have to call an ambo after looking at the results. So I guess I'm good for a little while. P.L.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I jusdt thought maybe you could both wax and Wayne...:-) :-) xxQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Astrological humour, love it. P.L.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    My Ex bought me a massage (non happy ending type) at the local day spa for my 37th birthday. Suffice to say I was a tad worried about pitching a tent since it had been a while since I had any reasonable contact with a woman. Fears confirmed, it started with the back massage which was uncomfortable because the put a hole in the bed for one head but not the other... then I turn over for the face and arm/hand massage and that pushed me over the limit. Gawd bless her cotton socks she must have had a few like me come through because all she said was "you go camping much?" but didn't break stride with the massage. Did manage to get her out on a few coffee and drink sessions but unfortunately her boyfriend wasn't into sharing. SG

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Im sitting in my office on a Saturday arvo and thought bugger yhis. I should join humanity. So here is my piece of the oie 2 weeks ago had a Brazilian xxx. Been a while. So all sprawled on the waxing table my new waxer came in. Cordial hellos exchanged and proceeded to wax me. Ffs. Brazilian on the most delicate parts are never sexy nor pussy twinging ladies. Each time she ripped thw waxed off and what felt like some skin too, i was off howling profanities like a banshee sailor!! Each time I swore at her I apologized. Must have been a dozen times. I swear I wanted to punch her. After the session I was all teary and embarassed. Then she told.me not to keep it too long between waxing. Lol. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I had tears streaming down my face reading that. But mine were tears of laughter LOL Love ya stories, girlfriend ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    My ex-girlfriend is a masseuse and a very attractive one at that. This one time (no, not at band camp), she was training two new lovely new recruits and she asked me to be the model. Of course I agreed. So at one stage I had six soft hands caressing me. I can say I had learnt to maintain my composure from so many massages from the gf at the time, so I didn't embarrass myself...but the first few minutes were the hardest lol. I was lucky enough for this to happen several times more...ah those were the days. Silva xxx

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Qefenta3' I jusdt thought maybe you could both wax and Wayne...:-) :-) xxQ Just have easily have been just waxing lyrical.... Tall

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    And Q waxing or wayne-ing you my lovely rival la luna with your saffron glow 😎

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I went for a bikini wax the other day. Now I'm think my waxer must wear an itsy bitsy teenie weenie bikini because she put wax where it has never gone before. I will definitely never have a full brazilian after that. Fark, I thought getting my eyebrows waxed made my eyes water.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I had a hip scope done, and whoever put the bandage on whilst I was under taped the edge of the bandage to a small part of my scrotum. I didn't know until the nurse came to take it off. She at first was trying to maintain some of my dignity by keeping my gown covering my man bits... ...that was until she found out what else the bandage was attached to... ...She was extremely apologetic and embarrassed as to what had happened, but yeah, got a small unintended strip wax...