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Are you a true blue Bogan...or just a Bogan wannabe?
December 27 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
Although my soul companion for 23 years was a staffy and I now kinda have an Aussie Bulldog
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
I'm a bit disappointed I didn't make it, 1. I once dated a boy with an epic mullet. 2. All my kids have non hyphenated names. 3. I have a new car, I'd be might pissed if it was minus it's muffler. 4. I have lots of tattoos, but no southern cross. 5. I do own flanno's sleep in them in winter, but no uggies. 6. Can't remember the last time I stepped foot in a centrelink office, oh and I don't have friends. 7. No trakkie daks for me, just make my arse look bigger than it is. 8. Yes I speak loudly to my kids wherever we are, we are a pretty load kinda family. 9. I own a staffy, but it's not my favorite breed of dog that would be a boxer. 10. And no jimmy b for me vodka & soda all the way oh or beer.... But surely I get bonus points for drinking beer, and I do say old mate & Sheila an awful lot, oh and I live in the middle of bum fuck nowhere, where the bogans are plentiful......💋 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm a yuppie caught in a poor mans world lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
I guess I fail this Test ;( For questions 1 - 10 , the answer is : "No". & when I was growing up in Sydney , Bogans were called Westie's. Having a quick fuck with a Westie wasn't easy because you'd have to remove skin-tight jeans and rancid Ugg Boots ... GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Of a certain Wingman who constantly calls me a Bogan ! I didn't make the cut..... But only Just! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I didnt make the Grade, hiks,hiks !...lol !
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Cheekyarses
12 years ago
No I didn't make the cut either! But if you are a bogan, be proud lol
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Smilingwithfun
12 years ago
Damn, didn't score a point. Does it count if my new TV sits on top of my old TV?
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RHP User
12 years ago
But I do have a mullet (not by choice, just Reaaaaalllllllyyyyyyy need to go to the hair dressers and have been working far too many hours) and I love Staffies!!!!!
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Cheekyarses
12 years ago
What about wearing a singlet top, jeans n thongs??? But I do love the old utes! They are cool!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Was on abc 2 last night... Their solution smilingwithfun was to set fire to the tv whilst they were watching it, out in the street... Lol... It might be a solution for you 😄😄😄 I'm a bit nervous... I do have several pairs of trakie dacks... But I need them ! I'm scared of the cold... But beyond that I'm safe... By Freyas test anyway... 😄😄😄😄😄 Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
The old Jackie Howe/wife beater, oh and I do love my jeans and thongs I think I'm scoring more and more points along the way....lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I remember first hearing the word Bogan. Love it! It describes probably 90% of the people I work with every day...May I add:11. You have at least one tattoo of someone's name, bonus point if it's on your neck or hand.12. You refer to alcohol as grog only.13. You are a pro at running (from the coppers, your ex, that staffy) in thongs.14. You use the word C*nt as often as Yes and No, and believe "Youse" is perfectly acceptable15. When seeing a cigarette butt on the street, you know exactly how many puffs you can still get from it..These are just from looking at my patients. True or false?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Sadly I scored a 0.
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
Oh mes....that so true....11. I will say the only name tattoos I have are my kids, so I think I'm safe there. 12. I call it drinks. 13. Have never run from police or the staffy, but from an ex yes. 14. Oh I do drop the C bomb quite a bit. 15. No I would have a bloody clue about the cigs....lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
20 years ago but that's the only point I scored. Cheeky, what's wrong with jeans and things if you're just going down the shop for a packet of Winnie Red to stuff up your t-shirt sleeve? Freya, I would have added that you music collection had more than one album of both Cold Chisel and Gun 'n' Roses.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I can only imagine anyone who fits the bogan character probably would'nt be found here in the forums . Besides that ' do you think people who do own a pair of trackies or thongs are silly to put themself out there to be taken shots at ? For the record, training in track pants in winter has been the norm for years for me, not the unusual, and Im not too proud to slip them on ' on a cold day when Im relaxing.. and believe me' I'm definitely no bogan ... This stinks of upper stiff lip to me... which is worse.. ?
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wingman2014
12 years ago
Have you ever lit farts? Do you have any Bourbon (beam, turkey etc) collectables ? Do you own a ford or Holden flag? Have you been to SummerNats? - Posted from rhpmobile
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
Haha, OMG haven't seen the smokes up the sleeve for years....I think I would have add ACDC & some Kiss to the music list as well... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Lol I used to live in redcliffe! Logan is worse though! We used to call it deadcliffe , depression bay and moronfield.
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RHP User
12 years ago
1.Have you now or in the past ever had a Mullet...or had a partner with one? No, and definitely no!! Haha... I don't think ever seen a lady with a mullet... that would be a sight! 2.Do any of your offspring have hyphenated first names? No offspring for me 3.Is your car minus a muffler? Both have mufflers, so that's another negative 4.Do you or your partner have a Southern Cross tattoo? No... although my current fuck buddy has one! Surely that's worth a point... 5.Is a flanno,stone washed jeans and uggies your favourite outfit? Fkn aye! I have an awesome fishing flano that I wear whenever possible... 6.Is Centerlink where you catchup with friends? Hahaha.... no. 7.Do you own more than two pairs of trakkie daks? Just the one here 8.Do you speak loudly to your children in public? No children... however I yell at other people when they are being little shits... point? 9.Is your favourite dog breed either a Staffy,a Bully? No way. My ex-parents-in-law had a staffy. Pain in the ass dog. I used to have an Alaskan Malamute. The most amazing dog everrrrr... Damn I miss that guy 10.Is Jimmy B. your tipple of choice? Wild Turkey for sure... What a sad excuse for an Australian am I???
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RHP User
12 years ago
I only have 2 pairs of trackies but my uggies are the choice of footwear when home in winter! Would it count if I know all the words to Khe Sanh and most of the AC/DC songs? And preferred form of torture would be forced to watch Today Tonight and/or Current Affair.
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RHP User
12 years ago
No to all the questions but I do live in Rockingham - does that count? Pusscat xxx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Only when the cum dries up ;-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well, I fail, but I do live in a very bogan-ated area, and my dog is a staffy-boxer cross. Oh, and when I used to go fishing with an ex I'd wear flannies all the time .
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RHP User
12 years ago
Degrading, is assuming bogans don't frequent the forums!! What are you trying to say? Mr S
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RHP User
12 years ago
Only when the cum dries up ? Ohhhh, watch out for the cracked lips then, probably lip baum or the delivery of a fresh batch to activate the existing will loosen them up ? Hate to see them luscious gorgeous lips all bound up ? WHAT ? Slip of the tounge.. ? Going straight to the bathroom to wash my mouth...
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
No to all the above, you're giving me nothing to work with here...( I was doing so well too) lol💋 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
More than 2 trackies, name tattoo, excessive use of the C word. Does that make me a wannabe bogan or a wannabe wannabe???
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RHP User
12 years ago
16- Are you a collingwood or port power supporter.
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Tall74nHard9
12 years ago
get to any of the terms listed, is I live in the western suburbs of Sydney. Out of all the rest, only thing even resembling any of the asks is the muffler. Car has one, but I actually replaced it from a single small exhaust to a dual 3" sports exhaust.Fail miserably I'd say ! Tall
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RHP User
12 years ago
1. oh god I had a chick mullet.....I was 10 (what was my mum thinking!) 2.Noooooooo3. My muffler cost so much I'm sure it is sprinkled with fucking gold fairy dust! 4.Nope but I do have a tattoo :) 5.I'm more the lingerie kinda girl ;) 6.Centrelink? what's that? 7.do yoga pants count as trackie daks? if so I have about 500 pairs lol 8.never....quiet is so much scarier lol 9.I once owned a staffy he was beautiful :) 10.Jimmy B is eewwwwww, but I have 3 unopened bottles :/ Oh and I live close to Rockingham haha
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RHP User
12 years ago
11. Tattoo on my hand and kids names on my wrist 12. grog....erm nope 13. I prefer to run in heels ;) 14. the C word is unsavoury unless they really deserve it ;) and I love you'se guys! lol 15. cigarette butts on the street....gross! 16. shoot me I'm a Collingwood supporter lol but I did once date an AFL player for 5 years he had the best bum and sexiest legs I have ever seen lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Lovinit28' 11. I will say the only name tattoos I have are my kids, so I think I'm safe there. Kids count. Quoting 'dewata' Would it count if I know all the words to Khe Sanh and most of the AC/DC songs? Only if you pronounce it Acca Dacca, I think..And Jay, I have no idea what you said there.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Can we be well mannered and spoken bogans or are we just put in the bushies club, or left over from the eighties lol. - Posted from rhpmobile
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Cheekyarses
12 years ago
Omg! I'm camping n ppl that have joined us are bogans! Help!!! It will be a fun few days I think lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
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RHP User
12 years ago
If you matched the criteria above would you actually be proud of yourself?!?!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Mes, Ms D.. I know you understand the English language perfectly' so l suggest it's more selective understanding . BTW, your reply on how you got your stiff upper was as good as it cums...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Don't diss the Bogans, ya c*unt!
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smo669
12 years ago
Love it, classic questions. I scored zero even with the extras thrown in. I once owned a wife beater though (blue singlet! Didn't know the nickname at the time!)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I didn't assume anything. The true bogan the upper lips speak of , probaly don't have the same interest the forums provide . From my observation, their needs are different.. but that's just the way it is... Horses for courses ..
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RHP User
12 years ago
Thankfully I score a zero, as I have no desire to ever be a bogan. They were more commonly known as trogs in Armidale in the early 80's.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I was sure id pass this on3 - Posted from rhpmobile
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GezWouldGo
12 years ago
But i'll take 1 point for the Staffy.
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madotara69
12 years ago
But you have to publicly (and genuinely look excited as proud and drag your words to the emotions) Announce the pledge (browneyes accepted) During the boganisanozanalization ceremony official n all mate!! (wink) recognised as a real Bogan n Mate-izen. Becuase we are all mates out in the sticks, and some of them city yuppies are wankers. (mandatory salute) bogancational like inglish and maffs. mate "the time to loudly instil into the kiddies" a time and place!!! for the Browneye Westies use the "salute" to attract the glamours, when invading the beaches. Uno to see if they are frigid on a train? he he You have to say "Khe Sanh" is the amphem. And swear to letting the blokes finger the babe they are going around wif. Because you understand that love letters would mean having a pen and some nice paper. its not practical as fingering is. And lastly, If you drop your boyfriend, you can't say it is because he didn't know how to finger u good, Because we are mates wif him. So the mates ar gonna tell everyone that you got a test tube stuck up yu. Bugger off yu yuppie wankers dewata wif us now(closest one for the look of intimidating intent) Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
failed...miserably...zero out of 10.....lol damn?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Bloody hell I only made 1and that was a mullet when "you were just a layabout" 40 years ago lol.Heck I`m only a recycled hippie
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm a bogan..... I guess this means I'll have to start tucking my wife beater into my jeans while wearing my thongs - Posted from rhpmobile
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canberrahot
12 years ago
Damm I fail as well as a bogan. Not one yes ! :) Imogine redcliffe can't be that bad can it !
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RHP User
12 years ago
Love how nearly everyone were quick to say , not me , I failed the test, thank god I'm not one... Haha. It's almost like its a disease no one wants... A tag that might be bestowed if not justified right NOW. lol. The few that did put their hand up made light of it , the way it should be. Labeling others does stink of snobbery.. I take person for who they are, not what I think they are or should be.. BTW.. Not me, I'm not one.. hahaha.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Ya gotta wear socks and thongs to complete the image hahaha
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RHP User
12 years ago
That's not nice mmmmmm I grew up in Kew and there were plenty of yuppie bogans around! Each to their own I reckon. Have been many things over my lifetime met many people all over the world to tell you the truth lots of so called bogans have been the most caring people who would give you the shirt off their back, just saying :-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting '4some3somefun' If you matched the criteria above would you actually be proud of yourself?!?! or Ethnocentrism ,take your pick. 。☆。*。☆。★。＼｜／。★♥-----^_^.----♥★。／｜＼。★.。☆。*。☆.¸¸.•*`*•.★♥ HAPPY NEW YEAR ★
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RHP User
12 years ago
I think the 75 hj sandman kinda clinched the deal - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
A good bogan would give you the flanno off their back... 😄😄😄 Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...
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RHP User
12 years ago
I talk loudly to my son in public, but that's because his ears don't seem to work so well Loved my uggies in winter, but they are still new so not sure if they count. I'd never heard the word bogan before coming to Australia, but I love it. Saw my first real one a few weeks ago. She sat on the train and changed her top in full view of everyone, pmsl.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I took the test. Live in the.right suburb,have a bull terrier cross ,my ex looked like a stunned mullet....does that count?..and I have a close acquaintance with the Southern Cross......proud to be boganish.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Woohoo! Country Hick boy wins neo-bogan award! Only 1 in the extended list... a Mullet when I was 16... and only because I spent too much time at the beach so nobody could get to they hair with scissors. SG
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