gazpacho

gazpacho

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Are you anti-social?

February 27 2014

Let's face it, I love rooting... but all the jibber-jabber involved is hard work. I like air, space, a private moment to clear my mind and fester unruly thoughts in my head. Being social is hard work. It involves smiling and stuff, when you least feel like smiling. I force myself to make an effort... but... But I have a best mate, we go places together and do stuff, and sometimes we just hang out together and basically do nothing at all. What I like most is that we don't need to say much, unless something is really bugging one of us, then the other just listens, no judgment, no wise words, they're the rules. We enjoy each other's company. Of course, other people might find that boring... "You mean you sat there and watched TV for four hours straight and basically didn't say a word?" Yep. Awwwhh the joys of a good bromance..... It's a pity I don't root him. Women... Is it all about jibber jabber? My ears hurt and I swear I can feel my face aching from smiling all the time. Why are you punishing me so?? And for those of you who have written to me I am sincerely sorry for not replying. This is who I am. I write here to get shit out of my head. I know you're all adorable people that would be a packet of fun in the sack... but by the end of the day I'm mentally exhausted! I only come out late at night to root and eat. I do love your dirty suggestive ideas though. They make me smile without the ache. So.. shagging. Why does it have to be so much work? Can't we just root first and ask the questions after? What's with all the coffee? That said, if anyone is in Armidale this weekend for the Hunter's and Collectors concert... come dance with me. I'll be the curly blonde headed guy with the tassels. HugsGazpacho

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Until I decide how I am going to answer this one.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Well... It is about jibber jabber with a new lover but with an old lover a quickly root without so much as a "how's your father" is great! Although in the past when I have suggested it I get told no... So I know I have to take him out and wine and dine him first. Although next time I know I have to do the whole thing in silence! LMAO!! ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    So how will that work. Maybe if I sit there and give him the Benny Hill and raise my eye brows a lot? I find wanking my glass suggestively is a good way of getting the point across without words as well. :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The Benny Hill winks I mean. 😉😉😉😉😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    😉😉😉😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    But I reckon guys can get away with it more than girls..... I might get a bad rep here, but I would love to be able to contact a guy 'just to have sex' and (Gaz so with you here) not have to hear about what he is doing, done or wants to do..... However, in saying that, I also recognise that I need to find out something about them, if only for my own safety...... So Gaz, how do us girls get past that one? Not everything is jibber jabber, some of it's actually necessary!

  • yankmychain56

    yankmychain56

    12 years ago

    thats about it.kinky, anonymous, animal sex with hardly a word spoken is so HOT.I am not in to coffee.This is a 'lets get laid' site

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    God Almighty.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    so enjoy a good bit of jibber jabber....but then the sex is usually crap....I had fb who thankfully was extremely good at the jabber and never did jibber until one day......couldn't help himelf I guess...c'est la vie.....no more jabber xx Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sometimes I just can't be bothered either. Sometimes after a second message I know, okay so he sounds like someone I want to get to know. But then you still have to go through the whole tedious process of endless messages on here before you give them your phone number. It is just so time consuming. But as Bigmamma said it is about our safety too.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    12 years ago

    GAZ, are you an introvert by any chance?? Being at work all day, meetings, on the phone constant talking, blah blah blah it absolutely drains the f*ck out of me! The first thing I want is peace and quite, time to self to recharge when I walk in the door. Then when I do walk in the door, sometimes all my daughter wants to do is Jibba Jibba Jibba Jabba. I need at least 1/2hr to self to wind down, then I'm ready to go. OHHHHHHHHHH and some women just want to constantly talk and talk and talk and talk and bloody talk! I don't think I've ever sat in a room with a woman and there's been silence?? I feel your pain there Gaz. As for being in company of some men who don't continue to jibba jabba and it's comfortable, yes I love it - (sometimes)! ;) Lucky you - Hunters and Collectors...Enjoy the crowd. ;) Foxy

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    But I'm an equal opportunity misanthropist. Hugs Gazpacho

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    anti social with a tune....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    secondly the only good thing to come out of Armidale is the road to Brisvega, not sad and true

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Gaz i talk to much at the start coffees hot so is the company even though they make certain no naughty stuff first meet i cannot help but picture me sucking tits or bending my comany over that muffin and smashing that cup cake !! Hahaha but as i said i talk to much and next thing you know we are best mates or its like just caught up with me long lost sister cant fuck her now !!!! Hahaha coffees gone cold gotta make it next week when i got a fresh sack of coffee beans !!! Haha - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Lifes_great

    Lifes_great

    12 years ago

    Now that would be worth the drive.....but no jibber jabber

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I read other subjects where everyone says you have to write messages that grab someone's attention so they want to reply and back and forth it goes......but here even the women are saying they just like to be able to get together and get dirty without all the chit chat....... Id be happy with that. ...let your hands, tongue and other bits do all the talking you need.... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Give me a subject you want to talk about ( not type in text about) and I could probably go on for a while. ... but getting-to-know-you chat is difficult. ... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    What do you fuckin' think?!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Fuck off x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm only relatively new here but from what my experiences I've found that no talking, just fucking is great for a one off fuck. However the guys that I've spoken to at length are better for hooking up with again - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ....fuckin' off now.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Was about to say Yes gazpacko, thank you for asking, that's why I can't shut up. See what Tara likes is for all the laughing and fun, she knows how to spot it, that's for sure. He's probably stopping to talk to every bastard he sees, while he is supposed to be walking at a good steady pace. I know that's probably how it would be , if it were me This should get him up and on the move again, if he isn't to busy talking to fckn read it. All his Christmasses cum at once, he's probably so busy talking, still telling Santa what he wants, I know! Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Don't know if I am just super dense but I really couldn't make head or tail of your last reply.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Who asks ....Have you been social lately?...such a lovely coy euphemism for fucking xx Q

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    You make me hot, you make me sigh You make me laugh, you make me cry Keep me burnin' for your love With the touch of a velvet glove Abra-abra-cadabra I want to reach out and grab ya Quoting 'LaVelvetRouge' Don't know if I am just super dense but I really couldn't make head or tail of your last reply. We have been having a little party in MissKays Poetry slamming thread, in off topics, telling a few stories, bit of singing and some poetry. The ladies were a bit down, so I wrote a poem for Tara, on the valentines day weekend. Put a bit of love in the air, I think ladies enjoy any story of love from a man to his lover. Plus two of my girlfriends got together on the piss and had me running circles to their cheeky parade messaging, It was a social night come to think of it, got a few flirts from a few other girlfriends, so the poem had the ladies thinking for love, true love was the words. So I come home from work and find Tara has the page up on the screen, and I say to her, "hello darling have you read my poem?", Skip the romantics, She said "I want to do a poem with you" well we did write it and it is this guy in here she asked to invite to our place, so he can fuck her with me, so we did and she has had me chasing him around so she can have a look at him. It's a pain in the arse, he is a bit slippery, but we got him, back a page here, and he stole my thunder, but it's the thunder Tara has got all horny, Iv'e told her she is just going to have to be patient, she wants him here now, and I am just stuck in the middle of things, It's meant to be her in the middle, she has promised to post something tonight, not holding my breath though, If she does, that is pretty dam social of her, he he If you have a look in MissKays poems, it would show the love triangle, none of us are afraid to call out from the roof tops, Why not get some sexy shit going, more fun than following each other around talking about all the shit we don't want to do, This forums is for a big party, we should have one then, so we are, he can't shut up either. (her new hot lover boy) So what do we call that? Mixing it up in the forums, to mixing it up in Tara, here in the real world, whenever the poet gets here Gazpacho? so,so social ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    women talk, get over it Gaz.Thats just it. Men dont, ok, and?????I need to talk first....should a man find it JIBBER JABBER...I say and???? who cares i still talk.Should this make the break off to meet me....and?I have quite times, I go home to me little sanctuary and close the door and I am alone...that's my quite time, BUT, should somebody come over or phone me....I never phone....I TALK, and I can talk LOTS.When he wants to FUCK, then close my mouth with a cock or kisses, that's it again, I am quite. lol, for a bit.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    AT the moment the house is empty, I take in male lodgers as I found women drive me nuts. I may talk a lot on here, and yes in a social situation I get pretty gabby, but I like to amuse people. I think I a turning into a hermit crab now with no body in the house and really I just don't want to talk to anyone. maybe like lots wife I may turn into a pillar of salt in my silence. The beach is crowded, all people out there but I would rather go down at 7 pm with no body around. perhaps I am Boo Radly , just a tad prettier. off to a birthday bash in Perth and I would rather stick needles in my eyes than go at the moment. the chrone

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Well they told me it was just orange juice! I think I am not anti social as I just got social excited. I look good dancing with a lampshade on my head. Home early and even knocked back a booty call. I just discovered I was putting on clear band aid and not a hormone patch. My glasses are not working, no wonder I chased the postman and bit his leg, and the lawn mower guy is to terrified to get his mower back after I chased him off with a rolling pin. Lady T drinking the punch out of the bowel

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ... I do hope you meant bowl.

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    Drinking punch out of the bowel? Brilliant. I better pack an extra sauce bottle for the fruity enema lovers next time I hit Perth. HugsGazpacho

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Don't you like the thrill of the chase. The titilating conversation. The hours of, well for me, creaming your undies over a potential get together. The sharing of saucy photos...that is half the fun. This site is called rhp not lets not talk, just fuck. Reading a profile isn't going to fix that itch. Just my opinion but maybe you have become immune to the pleasurable side of hooking up. But don't mind me, I'm only new. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ... my bowel usually packs a punch,... so to speak.