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June 16 2008

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This is just a feeler to see what interest there is out there... The situation is as such. I have a company function coming up on the 26th of June which is seen among city workplaces as one of THE events of the year and I don't have a partner to go with. I am currently living up north and so finding someone other than a friend of a friend is going to be difficult before the event and so I thought I would try my luck on here. The event is a black tie event, there is a three course meal, with a live band, other entertainment, and sometimes even door prizes. I do however have a fair few criteria as it is a professional party and so impressions last.. - As I am a professional I want a partner with some class... I am not going to be schmoozing any bigwigs but obviously I can't take someone trashy who will embarrass me. This means have decorum and restraint, and not being an abusive or massively wild drunk. - I would prefer someone fit and attractive... I know it is like me asking for some arm candy, but as I look after myself I tend towards people who do the same. - All ticket costs and transport to and from the event will be taken care of by me. Generally there are pre-drinks at my place (well my parents as I will only be down for a short while). - I am NOT expecting sex as a result of being my date, all I am after is to have a good time dancing, eating, and drinking. However, and there always is a however, if one thing does lead to another if the mood is right I won't complain. - I don't have a hotel or anything booked afterwards so it is either back to my place to sleep, I would sleep in a serparate room or on the floor as required, or we go our separate ways. - I would prefer if my date to the event was around my age, as obviously I can't take someone who is too much older or younger. - Please no smokers or druggos If you are interested drop me a line. As I said this is a feeler to see what is out there, so please don't be disappointed if I don't pick you to go to the ball with. Cheers Pete

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Bugger. Yet AGAIN the bridesmaid, never the bride. xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    I wld of put me hand up but im too old....and plus i smoke. Cldve bn fun tho!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Oh noooooooo, i fit the too old to go category, but hey im good at giving head would that score me any brownie points? lmao shy xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    You are seriously too young for me :) But if yr dad is looking for a date for the ball ,,,kick him this way lol Dev xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    smelly look no further I am everything you are looking for msg me for my phone number

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Sorry I got the date wrong.. that's what happens when u wake up at 3 and decide to write something... the proper date is... 26th July... And just a word of warning I will be travelling soon after (28th) going to the USA for three weeks so please don't get offended if I luv and leave..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    We could have a private ball where we can smoke all we like lmao

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    would u put ya hand up for a nite in a spa with me???????

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    26th of July you say? Fancy that. My birthday! Not that that should influence you...pmsl..... Shy, giving good head doesnt count here or DOES it? hehehehe

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    lol, kiss hush hun, im trying to woo the boy here xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Spy ya liar well...maybe not la liar....but regardless of how good you give head you are a spitter not a swallower ZZ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Hey I give good head to shy but I swallow so I am one up on you and if ya add me age ya get 8 is that too young. Hey smelly even get ya some lynz if ya want. Ha ha ha I'm there I got a date and I go in to the ball hope the good fairy will be there I need someone to fix this face.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    So wot kinda smoke u got in mind???? Shall i dolly meself up for the occasion, dress, heels n the all important accessories? Beta go book a hair appt aswell, oh and lets not forget the waxing...cause i cld b in...woohoo!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Well lets see, I can play the DRUMS Irish Style, whilst you could talk to Peter Jackson about Benson and Hedges Cricket matches.. whilst we waltz around the Win Fields... :P and none of that Trippn stuff.. nasty things those are :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Sounds like you need an escort, Pete. Shame im too old now and not in business. But it would of cost you... Leelee xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Sorry ripperita... but ur age doesn't work for me.. added or not.. However thanks for the offer... much appreciated. Shy.... Don't tempt me.. Everyone else... hahahaha. You all make me laugh.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Buzzzz, BuzzZZZzzzz, BuZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... FUKKIN BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!?!!? I jus love the sound of flies buzzin' aroun' shit the first thing in the mornin'!?!!?! Great tactic, great bait, well done maittteeeeeeee. A lesson to ALL who want to go fishin...know your prey, observe them, know what motivates them & strike without fear or apprehension at a place where they congregate. Shit-hot, hot-shit "there are le-ss-o-n-s to be learned" here for alla you budding Rex H(K)unts out there. ~~F~~ **Am I bovvered, duz this face look bovvered...or whaddafukkinliberty, whatever floats your boat, eh**

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    awww thx for the offer...but im goin to the ball with sparty!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    aww come on pete, i told you i would behave, id even wear knickers what more could you want, teeheee xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Geez Pete.....laughing at the rest of us? Funny considering YOU are the one on a sex site looking for a date....Bon Chance.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    So many Cinderella's in season and so little SmellyPete to go around. Great thread... even without the needle and cotton. Reading this is more entertaining than going :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Wasn't laughing at u... was laughing at all the little comments and inside conversations... it is entertaining. MutualFun... mate think what u want of this but I don't see any harm in using this site as a means to find a partner for the ball. I would love to meet new people irrespective of what terms that meeting is on. It is just another means to an end. My intentions are not bad, nor am I doing this to have a one night stand. I honestly just wouldn't mind taking someone new to the ball as I just feel sick of taking my friends friends.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Ok, now on a serious note, i have met Pete, and he is a very charming, well mannered guy, one of the good ones of here, so ladies, trust me he is being totally genuine with this request and you will have an awesome evening. shy xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    I commended you on your actions, nothin more... Is there a prob' with that!?!?!? Please, don't make the effort to reply. It was a comment - with NIL content - about nothin' in particular. I (truly) hope you have a good un, eh. ~~F~~ **Everyones sooo fukkin sensitive lately**

  • RHP

    RHP User

    17 years ago

    I still haven't found a ball partner yet.... :'( I have the tickets and the pre-drinks sorted out with my work mates and I believe there is also a limo involved. If you are interested in going to the ball it is guaranteed to be a good night. Lots of food, drinks, dancing, entertainment, and having fun. My contact details are listed, or you can send me a free message on RHP. Hope to hear from you soon.