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Bastille Day Help?

July 13 2017

To the creatively filthy of RHP. I need your help. This weekend, I'll have one of those app dates. It's a first date. Our chat started polite, then dove into Bastille Day possibilities like French kissing, French brie, her speaking in French, and watching Tour de France late night. French themed fun. And then? Things turned interesting... so, the plan is this: we are meeting in a CBD bar. One wine. I'll have two French party masks with me. If we click over that wine? She will become my French whore for the night. I'll leave her with a mask and a note attached with my address and strict instructions on what's next after entering my apartment wearing a mask. So. I need your help. What's next? My thoughts are these, within that note: a) Enter. Kiss me passionately. Then walk me to my couch. Undress. Show me your body. Then pour me a wine, and bring me French brie and crackers. b) Lay on the floor while I sip my wine. Spread your legs. Use your toy that you brought. Put a show on for me while I relax... and watch. c) Keep a champagne glass close. I'll cum in it, and you can drink it casually. d) Keep your toy close. We'll need it for DP (her favourite, as I was told).e) Be referred to as 'whore' for the evening (her preference). So. Happy fahkin' Bastille Day indeed. I'm running out of ideas here. From the creative to the naughty to the fun - what else should I (respectfully) demand? Suggestions below. Go! Thanks in advance you ratbags.

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RHP User

8 years ago

Don't get too overboard with the French theme, she might strike ;)

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MsSuperFoxy

8 years ago

It's up to her. 😊 You can come up with all the french, Italian, Greek, Australian (down under kisses) themes you want in the world, doesn't mean madam Mademoiselle is going to cum to the party. Happy fucking Bastille day. 😂 Ms Foxy

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RHP User

8 years ago

The Angels!!

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RHP User

8 years ago

Just....... stuff your baguette in her cassoulet and fill it with cremé fraiche 😎 - Posted from rhpmobile

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LeMerovingien

8 years ago

I'm just gonna grab some popcorn and see how this thread develops.

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RHP User

8 years ago

looking at ur plan ..... she does everything n u do fck all ..... that s not french.french guys do the job , be more passionate while u r with her . it s bastille day not ur birthday u cum in a glass to make her drink it ??? not classy or not specialy french but if she wants it that s between u n her ;)In France we have the courtesy to give multiple orgasms to our partners so now deal with that ;)wish u a great date mate !! enjoy

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MsJonesy

8 years ago

Lol. 😆😉

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RHP User

8 years ago

Think you need to improve your porn viewing to something a lil more inventive ;)

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RHP User

8 years ago

Quoting 'Frenchsoul35' looking at ur plan ..... she does everything n u do fck all ..... that s not french.french guys do the job , be more passionate while u r with her . it s bastille day not ur birthday u cum in a glass to make her drink it ??? not classy or not specialy french but if she wants it that s between u n her ;)In France we have the courtesy to give multiple orgasms to our partners so now deal with that ;)wish u a great date mate !! enjoy Do so many delicious men live in WA?? I'll take the French version of the above

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RHP User

8 years ago

Quoting 'Meander' Weren't you a couple yesterday? What happened? that's what I thought too

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RHP User

8 years ago

last night I was drinking French martinis.

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RHP User

8 years ago

You share the "wine" with her by French kissing... ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

8 years ago

...and what actually transpired last night, we wonder? - Posted from rhpmobile

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MsSuperFoxy

8 years ago

Don't forget the French letters. 😇 Ms Foxy

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RHP User

8 years ago

...lol.. I suggest 2 books/movies "Historie d'O and Dangerous Liaisons" they could give you some useful tips! Enjoy your night...and..let us know. S. - Posted from rhpmobile

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