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Obi1kenietzsche

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Battle of the Rhyme

May 09 2017

It would seem that there is a battle between myself and the willy Cap'n No Beard as to who will be attending the upcoming Brisbane Meet and Greet. Cap'n No Beard has been up to his usual underhand tactics so I have had to appeal to the Grand Poobah to intervene. As he can't appear to have favourites, the Grand Poobah has decided to pit us against each other in a rhyming contest, and the winner will get to go. Fair enough I guess (as the egg race we had was a dead heat, and the drinking contest was inconclusive). So, if you have a particular question or any random topic that you wish to post here, then do so and both Cap'n No Beard and I will attempt to respond in rhyme format. Who ever gets the most "likes" for their rhymey answers will be deemed the winner. (And if anyone else wants to join in with their own rhymes then please do so). Pssst, I really want to win so vote for me ok? (Obi1) Arrrr! Ye has no hope 'gainst me, matey! (Cap'n No Beard)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Why, why oh why are we allowed to change our birth date on social media? Birthdays don't change so WTF is with that??? Peachy

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  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    9 years ago

    Changing age can cause conjecture And often bring on quite a lecture But once your body's on the platter Does it really even matter? Xx Obi1

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  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    9 years ago

    If I's a-chasing some young filly Me real age makes me look quite silly So's I change me birth date, all quick-smart So's she don't think I am some old fart. Cap'n No Beard

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    First points to Obi1, To the wiley Cap'n there's none, To form his own rhyme, Seems the Cap'n needs time, He'd best hurry - the race has begun!

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  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    9 years ago

    He thought "Im far too old for any faction" "My age will preclude me any action" "I know I'm lying but I still look young" "And besides, I am king with my tongue" So a younger birth-date he did try And his profile, a young lass, she did spy They met for "relations" and, oh brother! She screwed him up one wall and down the other He just couldn't take it, so it's said He had a heart attack, and now he's dead! Xx Obi1

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  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    9 years ago

    Arrr, that not be fair! Obi1 has had 2 goes! Cap'n No Beard

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    But true, good points. So, Why oh why are some people so put off by the naked body in the way of nudity? It's not a question about the site in particular but I'm bummed that I can't even show my nipples here any more. Peachy

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I was too quick To post above Limerick; I have no instant posting Forgive me - no roasting The Cap'n caught up in a tick

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  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    9 years ago

    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, Bring on the nipple and a nice bare bum! Are the wee sensor crew a bunch o' wussies? What's wrong with pics of breasts and pussies? So off w' Ye bra's, an' corsets 'n socks And off w' Ye towels, pantaloon's 'n Ye frocks Off w' Ye panties! Don't be a prude There's naught quite like being.. TOTALLY NUDE! Yarrrr! (Cap'n No Beard)

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  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    9 years ago

    Revealing too much Can cause masturbation Where's a good tease makes you use Your own... 'magination. 😂 Xx Obi1

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    To assure us conformist, The task is enormous, Most especially when, As happens often, The censor's approached by the gormless.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    In this world of post Do I go to Brisso If I win Or is thisso Just a spin Cpt beard Do not fear For this filly Has no willy But is attending The Brisso meeting 😲🍹 - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Arrr, that not be fair! Obi1 has had 2 goes! Cap'n No Beard Obi's three posts garnered one vote, But the Cap'n will not miss a boat, Though he's posted just two, His tally will do, Four points he has now on his tote.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    With much mirth and laughter, A limerick crafter, Could fritter away, All the long day, And the output will pile to the rafter.

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  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    9 years ago

    Don't you have work to do at the moment? 😆

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Obi1kazsnorkus' Don't you have work to do at the moment? 😆 Yes Sir, it is true, As I'm sure you do too. Don't fear I will shirk; I have plans for my work, And will complete by the time it is due.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I think ontology has won the ticket. .. 😜🍺🍹🍾♬💃🎶🎉🎊 - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'inspirit' I think ontology has won the ticket. .. 😜🍺🍹🍾♬💃🎶🎉🎊 - Posted from rhpmobile 'Tis a rhyming race To decide a place Twixt Obi and the Cap'n That this comp is hap'nin' - No, not for me - I must efface! (But thank you for the vote of confidence! I was just taking it upon myself to commentate scores from the side).

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Obi One I remind In tally behind, And with time winding down, You can't clown around. The Prize - keep it in mind!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Not engaging in coaching, But the party's approaching; So to those in the contest, Strive - Do your bestest, Or both in one suit - Encroaching!

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