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Best and worst pick up lines??
May 01 2014
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RHP User
12 years ago
Recently I witnessed a very animated rejection of a young lad of 'Middle eastern background', as they say, by a lovely looking lady in a well known Sydney bar. As is my nature, once he finished objectifying her as a result of the rejection I walked over and bluntly asked what he did wrong. His line was as follows..... "Hey baby, you make me wish I had a huge cock".... "oh god, my wish. It just came true. You should help me celebrate". Needless to say, he didn't celebrate. Dickhead lol DG - Posted from rhpmobile
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On_Safari
12 years ago
In my younger years I was at a club and this totally gorgeous ripped young surfer type was along the walkway leaning agsinst the wall with his shirt ynbuttoned to his jeans. He was rockin' it big time!!! I was about 2 metres away watching and every girl that walked past stopped to chat to him, touch his chest and he'd smile politely as they said their wobbly kneed farewells. I watched all this for about 15 minutes after we'd exchanged a couple of glances and sauntered up to him. Extended my hand (manly like) introduced myself then leaned in close to his ear and purred "You are faaaar too good looking to be advertising yourself like this." Stepped back and started doing up his shirt buttons. Hot hot HOT!!! I tell you. Mmmm mmmmm if I knew then what I know now I would've accepted his offer to stay with him and his nates BUT my weasley boyfriend was sulking not far behind me and after he laid eyes on him I kinda lost credibility 😖. Lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
I have a two-for-one discount voucher. (I kid you not!) - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
I had just ordered a cocktail..a cocktail of the week. The man standing next "Is that an egg in your cocktail??" I said "Yes and it's not even fertilized". Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
Babe, baby, sexy, hun, cutie, hottie, etc. Not cool coming from a complete stranger.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Im very adaptable to retro table top games in brisbane,with 2 great companions - thank you ladies I had a blast and lunch was devine :-) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I've never actually used a pickup line....wtf is wrong with me??? Lol But.... I just know they're gagging for it lol..... While I watch lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
After beating around the bush I just said to this guy..."do you want to f**k". In the end, it wasn't fabulous although he thought he was the most skilful cocksman ever to walk the earth!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' a young lad of 'Middle eastern background', as they say Was that really a necessary part of the story?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Yes..... because it gives you detail of the way it was said..... babyyyyyyyy Does my use of detail bother you that much? Really?! DG
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tamworthguy46
12 years ago
I do have a story that shows both good and bad. Some years ago I waiting at the bar at a local club on a Saturday night, Busy night, A drop dead gorgeous tall brunette stood beside me, and there was a good looking guy sitting at the bar with a couple of friends on the other side of her, he smiled at her and said, gee your so beautiful etc, she blushed and seem'd to welcome his compliments and advancements...I was thinking to my self.....this guy is going to pull this Beautiful young girl, lucky prick ! His next line was Gee you have Beautiful Ruby Red lips.....Fuck my Cock would look good in your mouth, and then he and his mates broke into laughter and started High Fiving each other WTF....She was Highly embarrassed and walked away. What a dick head !
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RHP User
12 years ago
A man approached me one night holding a check list with a number of personal attributes such as good looking, fit, healthy, financially stable etc. and alongside each one was a tick. After showing me the list he said "I bet I tick all your boxes baby so how about it?"
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RHP User
12 years ago
one when I was younger.....if I say it now I feel creepy but "Excuse me miss but I seem to have lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead" had a pretty impressive strike rate lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
I used to work as a chef. went out after work one evening still dressed in my jacket and checkered pants and one lady asked "what are you cooking me for breakfast in the morning?"
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RHP User
12 years ago
I was out with some friends and as I was heading to the loo, a young guy grabbed me, kissed me and said, I am going to dominate you tonight, so I bit his lip and held it as I said, I don't think I am the one who would be dominated then scraped my teeth out of his mouth until his lip stretched as far as it could, lol. He grabbed me again later begging me to dominate him, lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Meander..... I would suck your shit to a point and STAB myself to death with it... Just tell me when....!! STRANGE as it MAY seem.. this did actually work once...(It is possible however.. that the particular woman had ALREADY decided to do me, and it didn't really matter WHAT the fck I had said..... -- I USED ot be hard and BUFF then)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I HAVE to state ..."It WASN"T Meander I was talking about"Damn it!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Have you ever seen a seagull fly backwards? How about a shag then? lol (I promise I don't use this one ever sincerely, just find it funny)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I like to fuck with the classics Your daddy must be a thief. He stole the stars and I want to fuck you now." "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I want to have sex with you" "Excuse me miss, may I check the tag on your shirt?" *checks tag* "Hmm, just as I thought, we should fuck." Hey you wanna come back to my place for pizza and sex? What, you don't like sex!?" Or I really like this one *breaks two ice cubes on the bar* "Now that we've broken the ice, wanna fuck?" its actually how its supposed to go... RA
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madotara69
12 years ago
onto ones forehead is a beauty.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' a young lad of 'Middle eastern background', as they say Was that really a necessary part of the story? Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Yes..... because it gives you detail of the way it was said..... If you had pointed out the guy was Asian to show us "how it was said", I doubt I would have been the only one saying something.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'cavey50' I HAVE to state ..."It WASN"T Meander I was talking about"Damn it!! I had indeed already decided to do you.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I say i am a "Builder"But i could Not build anything as beautiful as you It has never got me anywhere but dose get me a chuckle
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Quoting 'cavey50' I HAVE to state ..."It WASN"T Meander I was talking about"Damn it!! I had indeed already decided to do you. Cavey, don't forget lots of water, it's a long jog through that desert.
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MissBishere
12 years ago
Call me darl'n or sweet thing with just the right inflection and my panties will fly off 😍😍 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
@ Meander. But he wasn't Asian. ;-) ..... And if a guy asked a Dutch girl if he could stick a finger in her dyke..... that'd be inappropriate and totally unnecessary to point out her nationality I guess lol smiiiiiile :D
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RHP User
12 years ago
You really don't get it.
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Dryphuz
12 years ago
and after having this used on me i felt so dirty i vowed to never do so. Are you an expiation notice cos you look fine. possibly it was the deliverer rather than the delivery, but i cringed and had a full body 'yeaugh!'
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Dryphuz
12 years ago
one of my mates has had some partial success using his favourite neg (negative comment that invites the female to argue the point thus starting conversation). "Hey i like your wig." Then there's a story which while not a success story still brings a smile to my face every time i recall it. There was this one night he was just saying it to EVERY woman that he walked past to be funny. After a short period of not bumping into anyone he spied a guy and girl sitting close to each other on a bench and ran over and delivered the line and ran away again. The guy laughed at which point the girl deliberately slid over a foot or 2 and pushed his hands away. I literally (not informal for those who read the other topic) fell on the ground laughing in the fetal position.
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RHP User
12 years ago
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Hmmm...
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madotara69
12 years ago
Me face is leaving in a quarter of an hour.............and I would like you too be on it.
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RHP User
12 years ago
"how much". Getting mistaken for a sex worker when I was 16 is not that good of a pick up line!!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
"You are what you eat and I want to be you by the morning" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Are you implying that men of "Middle Eastern" appearance deliver pick up lines in a particular way?....that is possibly the stupidist thing you have ever posted....shame on you ...Q
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RHP User
12 years ago
I just tell em I'm funlover... Hp xo because you're worth it...
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Smilingwithfun
12 years ago
My thought on it was that DG mentioned it to show the accent that the line was delivered with.
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Smilingwithfun
12 years ago
How am I going at capturing you into the net of my charisma?
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RHP User
12 years ago
D.G. did not say anything about an accent,that is just an assumption,he mentioned appearance....that is my point Q
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'SINGLEFYI' Have you ever seen a seagull fly backwards? How about a shag then? lol (I promise I don't use this one ever sincerely, just find it funny) haven't heard that one. is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Oh that is a pickup line with a pedigree....the wonderful Mae West.xx Q
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hahaha
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hey how are you? Would you like to come to my place for a pizza and a shag? ( everytime without fail, response was a laugh or a flat NO) I followed with. 'What? You don't like pizza??' :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
its just as well mischeviouslad has a thick skin and bothers to write into the forums, does my head in reading the picky things some people say in return to his posts ......
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RHP User
12 years ago
An attractive lady wearing cheeky shorts was walking her dog past a pub...all the lads were shouting various comments as you could imagine....then one guy said " hey you dropped somethin" ...she stopped,turned around and replied.." The only thing I dropped was my shadow, if you can pick it up go ahead and f...k it!"... They went rather quiet after that! A mate of mine often says to ladies they "look like his second wife",they ask "how many times have you been married" ...he says just once.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Tell us that again in 6 months.
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RHP User
12 years ago
This is funny and creepy but it worked for me... I accidentally saw a video on YouTube about a guy that goes to girls, introduce himself and asked them if they have a boyfriend and when they say no... He goes straight to the point by asking them, "is there any reason why you should not kiss me now". Surprisingly they were all falling for it. I went out one night in a club. Saw 3 female friends (students) and asked one of them if she had a boyfriend and she said no so I went straight to the question and asked her if there was any reason why she should not kiss me, she smiled and replied wait for few minutes, I don't want my friends to think that you just walked up to me and I started kissing you, I smiled and said ok. Less than 20 seconds later, she pushed me to the club wall and started with a hot, romantic kiss... At the end of the night, her friends told me to fond home with them... Was a great night :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Just ask for a root , you might get a lot of knock backs but the law of averages you will eventually get it wet - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Some friends where out for a usual sat night drinkathon in the younger days Olympics where just around the corner and friend knew this . So he got another mate to go to dj and have him announce a huge congratulations to This young man making his first Olympic team Needless to say the ladies tended to gravitate towards the boys from that point on :) Huge night ensued and some happy smilie faces to be seen the following day Can't believe I missed that night :(
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RHP User
12 years ago
He: Where are these beautiful legs are walking to? She: Home. If nothing comes in between! I've heard it in Germany. Not sure if the translation brings across the intended meaning.
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RHP User
12 years ago
That has actually happen. A guy saw this gorgeous girl walking on the foot walk and stopped her blocking here way. Standing with his legs apart he said: Kick my balls! Kick them! Well, she did and all his mates where pissing themselves laughing.
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RHP User
12 years ago
fark posting for some reason doesnt work for me my best pick up was i met a chick out at a club that i seen weeks before as soon as she walked in came straight upto me, got chatting a bit asked for my number, i told her i just dont give my number away from free, see can be exchanged for a kiss, not only did she buy me drinks for rest of the night she took me home and had a great night/morning.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Itch
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RHP User
12 years ago
You have great teeth, are they real? ;-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
neg havent heard that term in ages
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RHP User
12 years ago
Bad: lick a finger put it on girls clothes and say... "Let's get you out of those wet clothes" - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' You have great teeth, are they real? ;-) It's like.. ohhhh thanks for the lovely compliment and thanks for the put down question at the end. Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'cavey50' I HAVE to state ..."It WASN"T Meander I was talking about"Damn it!! rolls it back into his mouth. don't want to you to trip over sugar
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'RandomAgent' I like to fuck with the classics Your daddy must be a thief. He stole the stars and I want to fuck you now." "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I want to have sex with you" "Excuse me miss, may I check the tag on your shirt?" *checks tag* "Hmm, just as I thought, we should fuck." Hey you wanna come back to my place for pizza and sex? What, you don't like sex!?" Or I really like this one *breaks two ice cubes on the bar* "Now that we've broken the ice, wanna fuck?" its actually how its supposed to go... RA just keeps on comming
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RHP User
12 years ago
NYC in a bar, bunch of firemen and one comes over and says, My boss cant take his eyes of you and I am looking for a promotion. He spent all night trying to hook me up with his boss, but then I started to walk back to my hotel and he came running up beside me grabbed my arm and said fuck the promotion I would rather fuck you...I said Yes Nyc, the traffic is frantic a guy says can I help you to get across as I was not as quick as those NYC guys , I said surewe got across the road and he says, can I help you to my apartment? I said NO Vegas. cops were going through rooms looking for someone in hotel. I talked to one at the door and said no never heard anything. I was just trying on a new belly dancing costume I bought there, so opened the door like that. he came back later and said, would you like to perform for a policemans balls, I laugh so much it was very cuteand I said yes taxi driver, god knows how many of those dudes use pick up lines and I have said NO to the lot of them.Like shall I take the next turn to a motel? arrrrh that shits me to tears, I am trying to get somewhere and they are trying to get in your pants. I don't have any lines at all, as I don't pick up men I let them pick me up.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I have a quirky profile at the moment that says I am a nun" so he sends this" let me come and pick you up from the convent and fuck you way god intended" smart guy at least he read my profile and the second guy wrote. subject line was I need to fuck you, with the second line saying he loves older woman and needs to fuck my brains out. Well shit that's not going to take long at all
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' @ Meander. But he wasn't Asian. ;-) ..... And if a guy asked a Dutch girl if he could stick a finger in her dyke..... that'd be inappropriate and totally unnecessary to point out her nationality I guess lol smiiiiiile :D walks over and slaps DG once again on the back of the head. sheeese how many times do I have to tell you not to dig trenches in the sand pit with your mouth
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'First_Base' its just as well mischeviouslad has a thick skin and bothers to write into the forums, does my head in reading the picky things some people say in return to his posts ...... He has the balls to manage things in the sand pit. I cant see him picking up his bat and balls and running home to RHP mummy land
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RHP User
12 years ago
Whilst on the subject of chat up lines I came out with... My cock is dead...can I bury it in your arse? Raucous laughter followed and the rest is history ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Pick up lines??? Don't you mean put down lines? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Best pick up line I've heard " do you know the difference between a stake sandwich and a blowjob", "no, could I buy you lunch". - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
if you were a burger on the mcdonalds menu you would be called the mcbeautiful
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Tell us that again in 6 months. I had a longer, more direct response in mind Meander, but yep, you nailed it :)
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madotara69
12 years ago
I have a pet rabbit, would you like too see it and kiss it between the ears? "oh yes" Then pull out both pockets of the pants.
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RHP User
12 years ago
...again
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' I have a pet rabbit, would you like too see it and kiss it between the ears? "oh yes" Then pull out both pockets of the pants. Now you see it, now you don't. Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
Corny but cute arkangel lols
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