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Big vaginas
December 14 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
what you mean by big?
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RHP User
15 years ago
I was giving oral sex to woman with a big Virgina, well she had a huge orgasm and I was sucked deep inside. I was fully clothed when it happened and I had a torch in my pocket well it must have fallen out as i was groping around I founds another guy in there....Well I said to him ...help my find my torch and I think we will be able to get out....He said help me find my car kays and we both can get out of here :) LC
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RHP User
15 years ago
dunno about big vaginas...but i have met some pretty big cunts in my time!LMAO!!BJxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
you forgot 'JMO' pmsl
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MissBJ'dunno about big vaginas...but i have met some pretty big cunts in my time!LMAO!!BJxxx Guys in the shearing shed used to aske me all the time "Can you shear?" Got to be my common response was "Nope but you outa see me crutch"
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RHP User
15 years ago
I would mind seeing you crutch but if you come and offer to Mulse I am runnig away :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
I wanted the comedians to come out and yay I am killing myself lovecurvie and bj ... I always take a condom, snorkel/fins/mask and safety harness with me on all RHP dates ...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MissBJ' dunno about big vaginas...but i have met some pretty big cunts in my time!LMAO!!BJxxx hahahahahaha too funny roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Classic Call
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Quoting 'MissBJ'dunno about big vaginas...but i have met some pretty big cunts in my time!LMAO!!BJxxx Guys in the shearing shed used to aske me all the time "Can you shear?" Got to be my common response was "Nope but you outa see me crutch"will anyone know what you are talking about Fiona ????
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RHP User
15 years ago
just a couple uses for any of them ,,,,,,,,,,and pleasure is the first thing in my mind Andy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'andreweagle' Quoting 'fionabee' Quoting 'MissBJ'Guys in the shearing shed used to aske me all the time "Can you shear?" Got to be my common response was "Nope but you outa see me crutch"will anyone know what you are talking about Fiona ???? If you see my message above you will realise I did :) LC
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RHP User
15 years ago
Only you well hung country boys sweetie Lovecurvie dont worry about the muelsing shears baby...it is the emasculators I have in the back pocket of my jeans that could cause the concern.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Only you well hung country boys sweetie Lovecurvie dont worry about the muelsing shears baby...it is the emasculators I have in the back pocket of my jeans that could cause the concern. Nutcutters Ekkkkk makes a note to buy a metal detector just incase I need one :) Country Boys and Sally Gooden fans now that is obscure wonder who will spot the link... So Fi...let me know if you want the skirt removed...Not sure how many more shearing shed puns I can make. X LC
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well i have the Ring's ( also my own Elastrators ) maybe one for each testical is the go around here ??? seeing as all are way past the Marking age Dellaroo, rubbing hand's together lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Dellaroo' Well i have the Ring's ( also my own Elastrators ) maybe one for each testical is the go around here ??? seeing as all are way past the Marking age Dellaroo, rubbing hand's together lolfark my metal detector ain't going to work on them...
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RHP User
15 years ago
when i 'come across' a big vagina i roll over and go to sleep.
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RHP User
15 years ago
if i notice a chick has a really big vagina, i say to her, as im sticking my dick in, "this will probably only hurt a little bit."
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RHP User
15 years ago
If they are past the age for marking then maybe a gas axe would be the way to go? No blood as it seals the wound at the same time, less chance of fly strike and tetanus as well. Lovecurvie, I think I can handle the skirt if you can do the belly pressing?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'baubo'I wanted the comedians to come out and yay I am killing myself lovecurvie and bj ... I always take a condom, snorkel/fins/mask and safety harness with me on all RHP dates ... Forget all that stuff, just let me get the nail gun out and we will nail a plank to your arse. That oughta stop you from falling in and getting lost. No bungie cord though!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Block & Tackle anyone???, keep you safe pmsl.....much nicer than having a plank nailed to your arse ouch.. Dellaroo...
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RHP User
15 years ago
i dont think the problem is big vagina's...i think its small cocks roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
they do make great cup holders
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RHP User
15 years ago
no one has determined a large one... we talking outta or the tightness? the plank is an idea.... but which part we talking?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dont be a spoilsport. I rather fancied welding the nail gun
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RHP User
15 years ago
What size do you consider as big?? Could you tell me the measurements on big so i can go measure mine... Another thought...what if it's a very small mini vag??? Is that bad?? PMSL...
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RHP User
15 years ago
that's because you have a really Huge Dick... ;)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Get a run up and dive,i love slip and slide.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I'm not sure how I'd know a big vagina, I've seen some big labias though. So often vagina is used to mean vulva or labia. There was even a show about 'the perfect vagina' all about women having cosmetic surgery on their labia. So, to what does the original post refer?
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RHP User
15 years ago
lets see if it take one lick or two to get across it and then how many licks from butt to nub ?????? no that wont work either because long slow licks all the way do the best job ???? ok back to the drawing board for measuring, HELP how do we actually measure a Vag ?????? Andy
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RHP User
15 years ago
id look for exit or someone else to move to.
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Tart_Du_Jour
15 years ago
The proper way to measure a lady's vagina is to get her to stand on her head and see how much champagne you can fit in it.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well Andreweagle we could use the hands measure technique.Fisting is required and i may need assistance nurse.Dr Detonator is familiar with the procedure.Even the small vagina can take one hand or most part of it.This is the first measure ,Four fingers,then 3/4 hand includes the thumb,then full fist,this is all in the small range.FOR most girls there is room for improvement.So small girls can move up the scale with practice.The medium scale is started with one fist fully inserted into the test subjects vagina and you would start the increment measure with inserting first, the same as stated above,four fingers and so on.The large range of vagina would start with two fists inserted into the test subjects vagina with assistance from the bi female nurse we could measure 4 hands and this would be extra large.Any additional hands used and i would like to hear about it ,and i could give a free measure conformation certificate. THIS IS A FREE SERVICE OFFERED BY THE PUSSY STRETCHING SCALES AND MEASURES BOARD AUSTRALIA. DR DETONATOR TESTING THE LIMITS FOR AUSTRALIA...... this is a free enterprise announcement
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RHP User
15 years ago
hotqld45 not everyone has stitches after giving birth. SWEETIEPIE2010 So true!!!LoveCurvie How funny are you!!MissBJ Couldn't have said it better myself. Love to you all.....................................
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RHP User
15 years ago
Stitches after birth! Hey I had stitches after having my son.... C-section. ..Does that count as childbirth? pmsl... Baubo.. you shit stirrer ! huggies sweetpetite41<<<< knows of a story but will zip it.. ....bwahhahahahaa...
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RHP User
15 years ago
for all the regulars... tell us ur story and change the name to protect the innocent....lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'sweetpetite41' Stitches after birth! Hey I had stitches after having my son.... C-section. ..Does that count as childbirth? pmsl... Baubo.. you shit stirrer ! huggies sweetpetite41<<<< knows of a story but will zip it.. ....bwahhahahahaa... come on do tell roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
chants sweet tell sweet tell!
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RHP User
15 years ago
eww. lol. what is a 'big' vagina? and can I see one?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ok ok - big? We're all over the place here... After I had finished laughing my tits off at Miss BJ, I was thinking (with my vagina) ok - I love big labia and delicious pink bits all poking out (insanely jealous of all big lipped girlies), but does he mean the fit of the cock inside my vagina (recently had one that made my eyes water, and another one that had a crazy bend... I'll have to 're-sit' that exam to see if I can handle it) and finally I came across Baise Moi's post. That is at the TOP of Betsy's Holiday Fun Program. Thank you darling. I can only hope it will be Veuve!!! (God knows my cunt deserves it!!!)
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RHP User
15 years ago
eww. not big lips....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Several years ago I remember a friend showing me a video clip of a bald guy actually sticking his head up inside a vagina which had huge lips and no it wasn't a cow either, all i could say was ..... shit i hope he can breath thru his ears, and ladies coming from a farm myself My balls are now feeling a little tender
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RHP User
15 years ago
Didn't we play the big vagina game a couple of months ago?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Baise_Moi'The proper way to measure a lady's vagina is to get her to stand on her head and see how much champagne you can fit in it. what was it we decided...the biggest bottle was, was it an Adelaide??? where's funloving she knows haha so come on girls on your heads....boys grab the champagne and lets gooooo roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'hanson57'Several years ago I remember a friend showing me a video clip of a bald guy actually sticking his head up inside a vagina which had huge lips and no it wasn't a cow either, all i could say was ..... shit i hope he can breath thru his ears, and ladies coming from a farm myself My balls are now feeling a little tender Just step this way, we promise we wont hurt you Fix up those tender ball's in a jiff
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RHP User
15 years ago
CHEERS its decided !Its found that the improved measure system is the Upsidedown Vaginal Champaine Fill is the most acurate as you can measure in ml,s.This is important information and tests will be conducted to determine the improvement to the champane and flavor of the test subjects vagina.Time for a Magmum mmm top her up ! SHOULD I OPEN THE MAGNUM FIRST? hehe DETONATOR.
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RHP User
15 years ago
A bottle of champagne hmmm normal bottle corked or uncorked ?? A magnum bottle fir the big girls ... Men with a little penis have an international symbol, the pinky. A man with a big penis, I guess a fist or a babies arm holding a cricket ball. But a big vagina ... Is there an international symbol ?? And a handstanding woman is incredibly raunchy and sexy .. Just had to throw that in!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'baubo' And a handstanding woman is incredibly raunchy and sexy .. But i cant !! i wont be able to see
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'SWEETIEPIE2010' Come across a few small cocks though LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hahaha whats funny is all the girls single and even funnier is the coupled girls saying"Oh ive seen a few small cocks though" the joke is on them!HAHA.What do you think guys?They must have a mini bar at home and use this as a comparison.All i can say is reflects what they get at home or they dont get out much.Dont get offended girls ,ive seen some big arses too! Thats cool i dont go all sour and funless and say"Oh fuck i,ve seen some small tits .Fuck get out and get a magnum and give us your measure.Its fun and try to say something funny.Its sexy and us guys love a girl that can take flack and have a sence of humor,its what a lot of people want in there profile.Come on girls big box ,small box there all fun,blow em up and let the bubbles flow.Ok the mini bar has run out girls time for real fun,crack that case of magnums and party.You will love the bubbles promise. hehehe Detonator
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RHP User
15 years ago
how come there's always a big cock in the room? no, I mean wanker.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'mikeandshel' eww. lol. what is a 'big' vagina? and can I see one? Its in queensland near the big bananaMr. SR (sorry)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hi! Interesting Question.. I can only reply by my experience....Iam a Woman possessed with a very big Pussy area inclding a deep flexible Vagina Large clit when aroused .....Guys have commented on My endowments..Some have been verbally impressed ,some physically he!he! all Have been very satisfied , blown away by experiencing what I havet o offer ha!ha! some very wet faces too, All wearing very big smiles and drained Mentally Physically ...Luv It! Ha!ha! Lol LU :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dellaroo, you dont need to see ... thats why its dark ... you have to feel your way grasshopper!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'mikeandshel'how come there's always a big cock in the room? no, I mean wanker. WHOO HOO now stop flirting with me,you must have read my profile.I like, your nasty attitude and its aturn on.xx Now come on your all hot over this thread and you openly call me a wanker,yes dont stop there your so funny!I can feel your agrivation as a mini bar has not enough to have real fun, and you so bad want a magnum.Maybe you are finding it a chalenge to do a hand stand without going giddy.MMM you must have drank that magnum, as one line was all you could manage.Has time got the better of you and killed all sence of joy and fun?Cause thats what i am here for.I hav noted that you have a short spat at people on threads and i like it.It gives me joy that stupid people with a false sence of their own inteligence insult others.Yeah guys its obvious that your the wanker while she fucks bulls like me.Detonator x MERRY CHRISTMAS HOHOHO BOOM
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'DETONATOR' Quoting 'mikeandshel'how come there's always a big cock in the room? no, I mean wanker. WHOO HOO now stop flirting with me,you must have read my profile.I like, your nasty attitude and its aturn on.xx Now come on your all hot over this thread and you openly call me a wanker,yes dont stop there your so funny!I can feel your agrivation as a mini bar has not enough to have real fun, and you so bad want a magnum.Maybe you are finding it a chalenge to do a hand stand without going giddy.MMM you must have drank that magnum, as one line was all you could manage.Has time got the better of you and killed all sence of joy and fun?Cause thats what i am here for.I hav noted that you have a short spat at people on threads and i like it.It gives me joy that stupid people with a false sence of their own inteligence insult others.Yeah guys its obvious that your the wanker while she fucks bulls like me.Detonator x MERRY CHRISTMAS HOHOHO BOOM yea. U had us in fits of laughter. seriously.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hello....Helloooo...Helloooooo......is there anybody in there.Seems to be an echo? what it like?..it's like putting your dick in a warm glass of water ....never done it ,just saying.
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RHP User
15 years ago
That size is inferred as internal here. Maybe it is the external factor the OP is on about as one cannot see the internal size. One can only feel it. So.....Just as there are many and varied cock sizes, I have noticed over the years that the external bits of a woman are all different as well. Not only the labia or lips but the entire pubic area. The pubic mound, you know, the hairy bit....used to be called "the monz" many many moons ago and that term has been dropped from the vocabulary and the dictionary. Some have more fat deposits under the skin. Is this the size the OP is refering to?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' That size is inferred as internal here. Maybe it is the external factor the OP is on about as one cannot see the internal size. One can only feel it.i thought they were all the same...ya know just like you've seen one cock you've seen them all...you've seen one pussy you've seen em all roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TassieRose' i thought they were all the same...ya know just like you've seen one cock you've seen them all...you've seen one pussy you've seen em all roxxyExternally we are all different, the same as all cocks are different. Just dont go around staring at the women's crutches in the local shopping mall. Lol. It may be considered a bit suspiscious
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Quoting 'TassieRose' i thought they were all the same...ya know just like you've seen one cock you've seen them all...you've seen one pussy you've seen em all roxxyExternally we are all different, the same as all cocks are different. Just dont go around staring at the women's crutches in the local shopping mall. Lol. It may be considered a bit suspiscious LOL. well done. had me giggln. suspicious? lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
We covered this subject with my previous post about guys judging girls by the size of their vaginas. We agreed that accurate measurement could only be taken using the champagne test. The problem was not finding willing participants but in finding willing testers who could stay on their feet when pissed as farts.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MistressT' We covered this subject with my previous post about guys judging girls by the size of their vaginas. We agreed that accurate measurement could only be taken using the champagne test. The problem was not finding willing participants but in finding willing testers who could stay on their feet when pissed as farts. Thats terrible Misstres T and you would think that the guys would have more respect than that! Guys it,s nice to offer the woman a drink first "shaken or stired" miss? If you dont put in the work guys its to your own detrement.The fun is there so top em up and have fun ,its time to drink! BOTTOMS UP !....hehehe make sure your cocktail umbrella is in. All the way in guys i want to hear her gurgle.. Detonator
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RHP User
15 years ago
Believe me Detonator, the mental image of a line of girls on their heads with champagne in their pussies kept us amused for a while. I'm just hoping someone brings Moet & Chandon.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MistressT' I'm just hoping someone brings Moet & Chandon. who are these fancy french birds? got pics?
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RHP User
15 years ago
A man comes home with a large bunch of Flowers for his wife.She says " I suppose you want me to lie on my back with my legs open for you?"He says " Why?........... Don't you have a vase?Hope you have a laugh at this!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
No matter how large the vagina is if you rub one side of it the other side gets horny and comes over to join the party
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well, for the bigger girls, they should find partners who enjoy fisting, this is sooo satisfying for both, two fingers and more! As long as nails are clipped first.... J
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well maybe a gentlema nand one who knows his way around the landscape will indeed adjust his equipment accordingly and manouvre his way around the terrain in an attmept to execute the desired goal.... To please both accordingly.....Firstly before making a rash judgement that the vagina is big... check ones own penis size and then make the comparison......if theres too much room to move.......make the necessary adjustments and insert sideways..... All should be quite happy with this innovation, but rememberto spin around in circles to ensure complete stimulation and make sure you have your pilots license for a safe landing. Hope this has helped.... If all else fails Leave a brochure discreetly on pelvic floor muscles exercises..........this will do the trick for future rendevous.....xxxBadiva
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well maybe a gentlema nand one who knows his way around the landscape will indeed adjust his equipment accordingly and manouvre his way around the terrain in an attmept to execute the desired goal.... To please both accordingly.....Firstly before making a rash judgement that the vagina is big... check ones own penis size and then make the comparison......if theres too much room to move.......make the necessary adjustments and insert sideways..... All should be quite happy with this innovation, but rememberto spin around in circles to ensure complete stimulation and make sure you have your pilots license for a safe landing. Hope this has helped.... If all else fails Leave a brochure discreetly on pelvic floor muscles exercises..........this will do the trick for future rendevous.....xxxBadiva
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RHP User
15 years ago
recently had to strap a 3 mtr 4x2 across my back so i didnt fall in. im sure i heard an echeo in there too. to determaine size put 1 hand in if it fits then put the other hand in and see if you can clap your hands if not she's tight. big lips whaooo when you can pull them down and cover your head damn thats big. they are all fun anyway lo9l mal
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RHP User
15 years ago
Been reading all the comments and want to know about the champagne: Is it the bottle it self or the contents lol? Is the Vagina measured from Head to toe???
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well the way i see it women who have big vaginas will always want a bigger penis as a small one won't even touch the sides even if the guy can use his tool to perfection 1st hand experience , Had some great sex with the ladies 1 time and they never want to have more with me comments made to other ladies by them .
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RHP User
15 years ago
They do vary in size, as to measuring mmmm nope! All the elasticity and flesh makes the size...Gosh I thought you guys new it all???!!! I am probably gonna get smashed for saying that........ xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'BlackStilettoes' They do vary in size, as to measuring mmmm nope! All the elasticity and flesh makes the size...Gosh I thought you guys new it all???!!! I am probably gonna get smashed for saying that........ xxx some look big, no absolutely huge from the outside too.......and hairy and stuff too....... not pretty and certainly not inviting..........
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'mikeandshel' Quoting 'BlackStilettoes' They do vary in size, as to measuring mmmm nope! All the elasticity and flesh makes the size...Gosh I thought you guys new it all???!!! I am probably gonna get smashed for saying that........ xxx some look big, no absolutely huge from the outside too.......and hairy and stuff too....... not pretty and certainly not inviting.......... not talking that kind, just saying they do vary...I would never invite a man to entice a hair and stuff too...although some guys like that...not that I offer that, to each his own, Mikeandshel there is a big world out there and to each his own... xxx ps gr8 forum
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RHP User
15 years ago
I think fisting would be required and wht a wonderful time we would have
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RHP User
15 years ago
lmao, that would have been hilarious!
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RHP User
15 years ago
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