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Birthday Presents

November 15 2013

Got a totally surprise early birthday present from Ms Araps last night! Was out at dinner when handed a box with a remote control and did not have to guess what it was controlling. Needless to say the dinner turned out to be so fun much working out what all the settings were especially at the most in opportune moments... What's some other best presents ever that people have received, been surprised with??On a side note I had to share the hilarious and not so English instructions on the packaging for the remote control egg (word for word)1. Ghe instruments for personal or only between lovers who use, must notice clean sanitation before using.2. Collect before please take out battery, cleaning and disinfection, save in a cool dry place.3. Green appeal expert advice: cooperate with oil use effect is better.4. Warm reminder : to pursue a more remarkable passion pleasant sensation, the product by a new generation of special, need to cooperate with high performance "duracell" or "NaFu" Alkaline batteries use!

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  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    In 17 years of marriage I think I got a frypan and a dustbuster!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    That I got anything at all!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    ....sounds familiar . Enjoy- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Did you "doink" him over the head with the frypan??FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I hate surprises...Don't like them. Don't do them.I left my ex hubby right after his 40th...Does that count?He told me it was a surprise..FOXY

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    gotta love those Asian instructions.   T.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY'Did you "doink" him over the head with the frypan??FOXY Why he is my EX!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    'warm reminder'??? how thoughtful of them :)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    .... I got a fck and pair of Jocks....   Both were too big for me :(

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    From Memory... (The birthday I mean... I THINK it was my 46th) my "long time" told me to book a room with a SPA... said she was working late, but would meet me there.. I heard her car pull up.. and heard TWO doors shut... I thought I must have been mistaken with it being her car.. then.. the knock on the door... I opened the door.... she had brought her girlfriend over....

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Usually got 100 bucks to buy myself something. He really couldn't be arsed. Those instructions are a hoot! Not sure how using oil is green though.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Large bright green caterpillar and a brown bear (care bear like) that when you inserted a cassette into the bear, they sang and talked (Bear high voice and caterpillar low voice) which was amusing. The specialty was that each had a "Disney robotic spring mouth" which is so life like to watch and various other servo motorized parts moving randomly or working in unison with each other to create an interactive singing Duo. Cost in 1988 $850 US dollars.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I got yummy body paint from a very sexy lady.That was all I got for my birthday.(Oh, except for the wall to wall cocks that night ... )

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Araps how it always seems to be easier to remember the bad,rather than the good...HAPPY BIRTHDAY...I hope it continues to be eggciting...eggstraordinary...eggceptional....and egregious....

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    The most offensive birthday gift one partner can give to another! FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Who's birthday was it?   Mr or Ms Araps??   Happy Birthday :)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    a new sex toy every birthday & Christmas.   Really Jay Jay? 2 gifts in 17years

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Happy Birthday Araps xxx

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'JayJay_66' In 17 years of marriage I think I got a frypan and a dustbuster!!   Once you hit him over the head with the frypan, you could have sucked him up with the dustbuster!   Tall

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Let you know next week 😉 My ex was a fabulous present buyer, in fact he still buys me great gifts for birthdays and Xmas and he ensures our boys think about what they buy me too. (Sigh.....there was so much that was wonderful about that man......just not the things that were really important to me!) My lover has been talking about my birthday all week, apparently he set a reminder in his phone two weeks beforehand to give him time to organise it?? I'll be having a belated birthday with him later in the week. It will be interesting to see how well he knows me 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    And I only buy gifts for those whom I know will appreciate them. But.... I got a TIF once, which scared the bejesus out of me - damned thermals - but had so much fun it was worth the stain :)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Kaleidoscope'My lover has been talking about my birthday all week, apparently he set a reminder in his phone two weeks beforehand to give him time to organise it?? That's the kind of guy I'd like to meet. I could have received the best birthday present on my 40th birthday. A very nice man was planning on taking me swimming with Great White sharks. However, he had planned the whole thing after our second date together. Second. Date. He was also in the process of arranging a holiday for us to Fiji. I had to let him go. Damn.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    @JayJay & Foxy - LOL, I would have hit him over the head with the fry pan as well .... Okay, Maybe a few times just to be sure. @DG - Cheers and yes I did enjoy it lots Though I wasn't the only one !!@Ding - Happy November birthday to you too :-) My favourite is what the hell is "green expert advice" ???@Mes - I couldn't resist putting the instructions up. That's pretty intense for a second date !@Cavey - Somehow I think you might have enjoyed the 46th better than the 40th.@PM - Was wondering if the the wall of was a surprise or not ?@Freya - Thanks. Though if there was something eggceptional (lol) sexually previously, I would have certainly remembered it !!@DL - Thanks :-) btw is Mine (Mr), coming up on Wed. @MissKay - Thanks as well :-)@Kal - Will have to let us know if he does a good job selecting

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    How rude of me...HaPPY BirTHdaY..FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'sirlurkalot'I got a TIF once, which scared the bejesus out of me - damned thermals - but had so much fun it was worth the stain :)- Posted from rhpmobile "Please explain?"

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    TIF = Tax Increase Fund? Maybe Sir means it got a Tax fund..and it scared the bejesus out of him.It scared him so much he stained his thermals he was wearing?? FOXY

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Last year, we got all psyched up, set up a song-list and took ourselves to the chat rooms for Tara's birthday party, we had a great time with a few in there while we cammed up and did naughty things.This year in just a few days we have something else in mind. Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY'TIF = Tax Increase Fund? Maybe Sir means it got a Tax fund..and it scared the bejesus out of him.It scared him so much he stained his thermals he was wearing?? FOXYand I'm even more confused??????????????????

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    How rude and offensive is it when partner forgets birthday??I think Birthdays are special days..FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I was only guessing that's what Sir got for his birthday.AND I'm a brunette..LOLI have no idea either.FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    A surgical procedure done to help stop chronic heartburn and acid reflex.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Can whisper what devious idea you have planed. Your secret is safe ;-) Oh and lurk, I too have no idea what you mean ???- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I will buy you some new thermals for your next birthday.FOXY

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Mado, Tara xx

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'madotara69' Mado, Tara xx Have fun

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    The big bunch of beautiful flowers arrived today...... Hmmmm.....if he's going to celebrate the day all week who am I to complain?- Posted from rhpmobile

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' I think Birthdays are special days..FOXYSo do I Foxxy. In fact on my birthday I give everyone the day off - just coz I'm nice. Tall

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    If my birthday was on a public holiday.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I know a few posters that have their birthdays coming up real soon. There's a few saggi's who post. :) FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Give me the day off every day! pretty please... :) FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    A TIF is a Trial Introductory Flight. It's a hands on joy flight aimed at enticing people to take up flying. The thermals aren't pj's either lol. They're pockets of warm air that usually rise up from the ground thanks to the concrete, buildings, etc. they make the plane all sorts of awesome tricks all on their own lol Wake turbulence is another fun thing to endure :)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Ahahahaha!!! How wrong we were. Sounds like fun!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    OMG! That's made my night!Thanks for clearing that up SIR Lurk.Had me thinking for a while what it was.Oh well, you'll be getting new thermals next birthday anyways. LOLZFOXYPS_ Good to hear it was not a medical condition...phew!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Love those sort of presents... a present shared :) I love other peoples birthdays and hate mine.Used to do the combo for my partner of flowers, dinner, something sparkly and something naughty.Last year my wife gave me a "Dear John" for her birthday which was unique.This year was a hoot, even my parents forgot my birthday.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    My sexy wife fulfilled a wish of mine, to have an Asian lady. A birthday 3 years ago she hired an Asian escort and my wife watched while I bonked her brains out. Thank you my sexy girl.xoxoxo

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Now that's a Surprise Love the remote We need more Spontaneity like that in our lives - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Got a delightful surprise present from one of my BFF's.... Not a bday one - it was a thank you gift! She had arranged a girly weekend away for the two of us in a hotel to get pampered. Walked to the best suite of the hotel overlooking the harbour to find my incredibly sexy FB lying across the king size bed with a bottle of champagne.... She handed me a 'bag of goodies' & left us to it! Needless to say him & I spent the weekend exploring the bag of goodies & waking up the neighbours xoxo

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY'Give me the day off every day! pretty please... :) FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile If I can rub your belly, you never know what could happen..hehe   Tall

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Is it your birthday yet?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mesmerised' Is it your birthday yet? Is on Wednesday thanks Mes

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    It was the first NBO I ever went to for my 40th ... ...It was, and it wasn't a surprise!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'paint_me' It was the first NBO I ever went to for my 40th ... ...It was, and it wasn't a surprise! NBO ???

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Nude Bi Orgy

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'paint_me'Nude Bi Orgy Are there clothed bi orgies? But I guess it would have to be called a nude bi orgy, otherwise the acronym would simply be B.O. And who's going to an orgy with B.O.?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    My wonderful darling Rabia treated me to my first threesome for my birthday this year. That didn't work out very well so what did she do.. Organise another one the very next night! I've found a keeper! Well that was our first dip in these waters and six months later... We are closer to each other than ever and we're having better communication and better sex than ever before. And thank you to our special friends for being part of this wonderful adventure.

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    the day has arrived... Happy Birthday and may the following year find you in good health and bring you good fortune. Tall

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Tall_n_Hard' the day has arrived... Happy Birthday and may the following year find you in good health and bring you good fortune. Tall Cheers Tall :-)