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Body choc,whipped cream and pineapple rings

November 06 2013

You gotta help me with this one guy's, I've put my foot in it this time.....Put my hand up for a desert fest party, any tips or suggestions so I don't look the complete dick.   much appreciated....knots

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  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    What is a desert feat party and what do you have to do?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    is it fancy dress?If it is anything like Tuscan's Cupcake parties...then I think you're in for a treat!FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    And if you still can't work it out google is your friend

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Oooh. Is this like Tupperware parties for interesting grown ups lol.... As youre talking about the fantasy element of touch and flavour....skip the pineapple and fruit..... because the words "skin" and "chunks" aren't a great combination. Less chewing, more licking. Words to guide you are "sweet" and "syrupy"...... But if you decide in Nutella..... be sure to tell everyone first ok!!!!! lol ;-) DG- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad'Oooh. Is this like Tupperware parties for interesting grown ups lol.... As youre talking about the fantasy element of touch and flavour....skip the pineapple and fruit..... because the words "skin" and "chunks" aren't a great combination. Less chewing, more licking. Words to guide you are "sweet" and "syrupy"...... But if you decide in Nutella..... be sure to tell everyone first ok!!!!! lol ;-) DG- Posted from rhpmobile lmfao...DG u got it first time

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'What is a desert feat party and what do you have to do? If I new the answer to that , I wouldn't be asking Meks I think it has to do with whipped cream and strawberries...for those with a sweet toothsweet tooth

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'WildSong'And if you still can't work it out google is your friend Mmmmmm tell me more wildsong...knots

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    If you're in the desert having a dessert fest the chocolate will melt itself Beware of creepy crawllies in the desert that just might enjoy your dessert. If you get deserted in the desert, lay off the dessert as sugar makes you thirsty. Don't forget to slip, slop, slap.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY'If it is anything like Tuscan's Cupcake parties...then I think you're in for a treat! FOXY Ooh...I hope so Foxy...9 1/2 weeks hey hey

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'WildSong'If you're in the desert having a dessert fest the chocolate will melt itself Beware of creepy crawllies in the desert that just might enjoy your dessert. If you get deserted in the desert, lay off the dessert as sugar makes you thirsty. Don't forget to slip, slop, slap. Tied up in desert with u Wild song aint a bad gig...knots

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    But oh what a trip for you knots. Could be a trip in more ways than one. :)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    end of the pineapple knots,could be a different treat for your fest

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    The Pineapple throw on the penis!FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    its all about what food u can use to eat from each other   can get messy   choc and marshmallow too

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    hoop lar with pineapple rings for her on him   lollie pops or mars bars for him

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    so knots   whos the lucky lady   hope she has a plastic sheet n a sweet tooth

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya77'end of the pineapple knots,could be a different treat for your fest Better than a prickly pear .....luv your humour, or, are u serious...ouch!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY'The Pineapple throw on the penis! FOXY gotta say I like you foxy..but that's evil girl

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    A dozen doughnuts and 2 hot jugs of coffee?If you can carry them all at once you'll be popular. . . so I hear.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Jelly filled swimming pool lol- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    quoits

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    A dessert party? Cool. Just stick your balls in the freezer overnight .... and *insert Eddie Murphy voice over* in the mornin', I'm makin' waffles ...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    is that what it is called Freya?Now I've learnt something new...Quoits!!I always knew it as Ring throwing!! lolOh well (Pine-apple Ring) Quoits throwing championships!First prize gets to suck them off!!FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Knots, you could go fancy dress in a coconut bikini?? FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Surely the pineapple ring is akin to the toilet roll test..... and I was waiting for the first "I wouldn't fit@ claim.... lol..... I guess it's gonna be me..... one pineapple just isn't enough LOL- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Do not take VANILLA Ice-cream!!To boring, plain and ordinary.Knots, you might get asked to leave. [email protected]'re funny!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Oh come on big fella...Tell us how many rings??Foxy

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    And you got fruit salad :)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Pineapples should be for the girls, drinking pineapple juice makes your pussy taste yummo! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Cover me with Honey and tie me to an Ant Hill ;) GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Pull out the art brushes, wide narrow, thick thin all are perfect for dipping into warm custard, melted chocolate, raspberry coulis and anything else that can be kept liquid while warm ( which are the toppings for your tasty treats) and then let the bodies become the canvas, who can create a masterpiece. You can even paint targets for a bit of fun. I love that pineapple ring idea!!! Oh yes, have a large bucket with heated water and lots of rags, in case wipe downs are needed. ENJOY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    DG .... If pineapple rings are a snug fit it is best to take precautions to avoid getting ring barked!   SFxx

  • Tall74nHard9

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY'The Pineapple throw on the penis! FOXY Could prove to be a difficult game to play. You'd either have to suck all the syrup out of the pineapple to make sure it wouldn't slip off the penis, or, suck the penis to make sure it stays hard enough to keep the pineapple on. Or maybe have an each way bet....   Tall

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'paint_me' A dessert party? Cool. Just stick your balls in the freezer overnight .... and *insert Eddie Murphy voice over* in the mornin', I'm makin' waffles ... MMmm... Waffles...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    And if there is a guy there called Jim, keep him away from the warm apple pie

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    The Management has issued a directive..... Due to the prevalence of food allergies and food related conditions, the following will NOT be permitted for play:- dairy, chocolate and other nut based products, wheat, seafood, soy, salt, refined sugar, eggs, oils, fruits and animal products. DG- Posted from rhpmobile

  • madotara69

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' The Management has issued a directive..... Due to the prevalence of food allergies and food related conditions, the following will NOT be permitted for play:- dairy, chocolate and other nut based products, wheat, seafood, soy, salt, refined sugar, eggs, oils, fruits and animal products. DG- Posted from rhpmobile Take a water-pistol full of Cointreau Mado

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    If you like Pina Coladas,getting caught in the rain.If you're not into yogaIf you have half a brain.If you like making love at midnightIn the dunes on the cape.Then I am the one you have looked forwrite to me and escape...Robert Holmes

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    You can make dessert sushimi by using coconut milk, form your rondels then top with slithers of mango, pawpaw, kiwi fruit ect... dessert twist on a classic, bound to be popular x- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    How come no one's suggested spotted dick!?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    It all happens tonight...so what did u suggest,,,,,,,,,Pina Coladas, pine apple throwing (not the pointy end), water pistols filled with Cointreau, no nutella, no vanilla ice cream, honey and ant hill's, watch out for creepy crawlies in the desert... I' LL GET AN INVITE EVERY TIME I SEE.....oh I better make sure I'm waxed up hey.....wish me luck   xknots

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Yuuummmm.......

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I wonder if this party includes being tied to a bed, hand and whip spanked....xknots   Oh wrong party my mistake...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    That's tomoz nite......

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Knotty boy it sounds like you're going to be exhausted come Monday. Don't forget OH&S when it comes to climbing those big rigs

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Have a great time! Or should I say have a great Viennese hour?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Don't forget to brush afterwards.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Wow!!!!!!!......... OMFG .. I must have shot 4 ft in the air and forgot my umbrella.....xknots

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    load up piping bags of all your favourite flavours....custard, mousse, buttercream, fondant, lemon curd....then go piccasso...- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'knots' Wow!!!!!!!......... OMFG .. I must have shot 4 ft in the air and forgot my umbrella.....xknots Self praise is no recommendation

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    if it was that good......................self praise is wonderful as long as u told her how great she was   n knots..............................how was it.................   we already know u shot high............................lol

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'lana63' if it was that good......................self praise is wonderful as long as u told her how great she was   n knots..............................how was it.................   we already know u shot high............................lol       Knots..is fast asleep snoooooring having the best dream ever.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    if she was in it....................hell yesssss

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I hope you were wearing your raincoat.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mesmerised'I hope you were wearing your raincoat. It went everywhere.....Ducked and weaved, closed my eye's and hoped for the best.....every man/woman for themselve's