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Calling all cocks Celebrating the cock

September 03 2016

Weeeeell we've talked about size, cock shots, pubic hair, lots of topics skirting around the main star of the show What is it about the cock? let us discuss, in detail and at length please

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    guys, come on in, what is it about your own glorious appendage that you like, or those of others you play with lol this topic is not just for women

  • DynamicCouple36

    DynamicCouple36

    9 years ago

    We had a cock named Dave.He was a handsome fellow that used to wake us up, at 2am, crowing - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    hummm thats not something ive ever asked myself, so thanks for the question itouch there are two things i really like about my cock i have quite a few thick veins that bulge out when i get very turned on they wiggle down the shaft like bolts of lightning and they are a slightly different shape per erection when i am fully hard and im seeing or doing something that turns me on even more i can feel those pulse and stretch ive always had good reactions from the ladies when getting my pants off im half circumcised and i think it gives me quite a bit of show value to add to its physical attributes it was done at birth, so was not my choice but i like it i like both those things about my cock

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    I would definitely prefer to show you, both in detail, and at length. Words are cheap, the proof is "in the flesh". Tall

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I'll get to you when I've stopped thinking about cock for a moment... wait... Cock gives jeans meaning... Is it just me that they lean to the left most often? And socks... Easier to do the lean forward and peer when it's on TV than when out and about. That guy on TV in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas has a lot to answer for! But Burt and his g-string left nothing to the imagination. It is to my taste to have them smell good all over too if they're not cleaned and sterilised beforehand! :-Peachy This is not an invitation for messages... :-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    About 10 years ago, a girlfriend invited me to her salon where she'd get waxed. Well, I'm game. So I went along for a full back, crack 'n sack wax. We both loved my new look and I've kept it ever since! Hmmm, I've always had a good relationship with my cock, but my new one felt and looked so much better. I'm not sure if this is too much information (lol), but I love the gentle curve of my erect cock and the look and feel of its head. Now, I know you ladies say things to make a man feel good, but I (choose to!) believe you when you tell me that my package is very attractive. See, I tend to agree :))

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Had a few partners say it had some girth which was larger than average, give me a little hop in my step... Am yet to do the toilet roll test...... Maybe before bed tonight... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    9 years ago

    ...hard long thick happy and PROUD. Oh , and how good is that nice shiny look the love juices leave after withdrawing Peachy... Mine hangs to the right ? does that mean I turn clockwise if I was a compass..? 🤓

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    they give jeans meaning, damn girl, you got that right. I love the bulge mmm yum. Firstly, thanks, and you guys should be proud and loud, a beautiful thing indeed, that happens to be rather important to me I have to say. codsworth - definitely celebrating, what a beautiful thing mmm sorry I'm finding it hard to focus too. I type a few words and sit here with my fingers on the keyboard inactive. Mind is active though Tall - I don't mind examining, all in the name of research of course for the topic Dadsneedloving - I know what you mean, I also went hair free and found the new feel and look really sexy, soft and juicy, easy to access, and way more sensitive, especially at the beach, out in the air. I too developed a new relationship with my pussy, we're very close lol and I feel like I have a new one too. And I love a smooth cock sliding in, love watching and feeling that yum pistol_pepito - believe what they're telling you. I've never lied to a guy about his physical, his cock, body, whatever,. I quite often compliment guys but I mean every word, if I didn't mean it and wasn't turned on by it, I wouldn't be saying anything. Extra girth feels really good. Having said that, if you're not sure, then get more appraisals haha Back with my findings after some more research......................

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    One lovely lady described mine as pretty once....not sure that's what you want to hear as a bloke but a compliment is a nice thing to receive......she went on to say it is about proportion. I like the look of it when really fired up....thick and shiny head and rock hard. ...a picture is worth a thousand words....I can give you access to my gallery if you are that keen to know ha ha ha....like you won't get that offer a gazillion times after this post.....at least I asked before ramming it in your face metaphorically speaking ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'jayme2' ...hard long thick happy and PROUD. Oh , and how good is that nice shiny look the love juices leave after withdrawing Peachy... Mine hangs to the right ? does that mean I turn clockwise if I was a compass..? 🤓 yeah I love the shiny look too when rock hard and love the form/shape of the head, and how it feels on my lips mmm fuck yeah woken up horny again. Might grab a bit more sleep, then I can wake up horny again I might look stupid lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Was to right to get through the toilet roll and when side by side protruded about just shy of abit two inches... @i_touxh_myself2 I'll be sure to get my next partners(s) to tell me their thoughts after any encounters if they happen. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    9 years ago

    Some are pretty, some not so much, some don't photograph well, some leave me speechless. I do love a good cock shot The old toilet roll trick... Most brag about it not fitting through the roll...girth baby, girth. Pics or it didn't happen guys

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    And release to certain profiles - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Have you stopped thinking about it yet, I haven't all hail the mighty cock

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I wish my Cock would get a job to help pay my bills...and not just 'Blow Job!' Hahahaha😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    mmm from women's reactions . mine would be on the large side thick and about 9. .3 inches long , correct if i am wrong ?

  • kerningpairs

    kerningpairs

    9 years ago

    It's truly beautiful when the size is right. When internals are a match for size everyone is happy :) Its so lovely to be taken all the way in without discomfort. There is definitely such thing as a pretty cock too and I like it when mine is called that :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    It looks like a dick, feels like a dick, does what dicks are meant to do, and from my own perspective it is a good looking one too. Not much more to it than that I suppose. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I feel a slight pang of pity for women who will never experience that.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Haha, hey Jayme *waves* As long as you're heading in the right direction I reckon. I've done a bit more than thinking I touch. Hisself tells me that gnawing gently on my knuckles tends to indickate how I'm feeling. All is good in the fiefdom. Peachy even

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'guns08' I wish my Cock would get a job to help pay my bills...and not just 'Blow Job!' Hahahaha😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 - Posted from rhpmobile you could charge for that body hurry up already

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Aldo092015' mmm from women's reactions . mine would be on the large side thick and about 9. .3 inches long , correct if i am wrong ? Oh I will omg you are full of surprises mmm

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    okay, so cocks do it for me, more so if I'm into the guy and he's into me, that always makes a big difference. The more the encounter builds in intensity, including the build up beforehand, the more I thirst for his cock. And even more so when he works me over really good straight off the bat, makes me feel sexy and desired, the guys who hold me back, won't allow me to go near their cock until they've done me over, and over, and over...............haha by which stage I'm drooling, desperately wanting to get to them, wanting to taste, my lips wanting to touch, losing my breath here again. I'm into cock worship and make myself wait when I get close, look and touch, hover close, struggle to breath, waiting for my mouth to finally be able to feel your cock. I love that moment, continue to struggle to breathe, admiring the form and shape. I love the way the head mushrooms out, rock hard, smooth and soft yum forgot to mention the bulge, hover close and nibble, touch, run my hand along and feel the outline, holding back from releasing it in all it's glory. This has become a kind of fetish or thing that really gets me off, intensifies with every meet. My favourite thing. I can never get enough

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    no it's not just your body, your face is magnificent your lips, I love your lips and eyes, they draw me in, okay okay I know, I'm supposed to be talking about the other head, south, but I'm the op, I'm allowed to veer slightly off topic. Now to figure out a way to get back on topic Okay got it. A question for the guys. Do you sometimes think a chick is lying if she compliments your cock, is your first thought, 'I bet she says that to all the guys'? I've had guys question if I really meant it, usually when physically together, and the answer is yes, I never tell them what they want to hear, unless I mean it, I couldn't do that, and the same goes for messaging or general compliments about their body or personality. If I'm into the guy though, really into him, I'm into his cock, no matter what size or colour lol I will worship his cock mmm but I just wondered how you guys feel or how those compliments are received

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    My dick is like chocolate Its fine if you want to talk about it. But chocolate was never designed as something to just talk about.......

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    9 years ago

    Ur a case.. and I luv it. I can always count on you to give me a laugh.. 👍 👍 👍 Now go back to sleep and see what happens when u wake up again.. ( where's me camera ). 😃

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' My dick is like chocolate Its fine if you want to talk about it. But chocolate was never designed as something to just talk about....... another one of my favourite things to devour

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Is to make a soft cock hard, by whatever means necessary ;) Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    choc coated, has anyone tried that that ice magic stuff would be good, sets instantly, mint is my favourite

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard ons

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    I am just watching the news, and there was someone on that would be right up your alley. There was a story about some football club, and one of the spokespeople shown, was a Dr Hiscock. Couldn't help but think about you. Tall

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' choc coated, has anyone tried that that ice magic stuff would be good, sets instantly, mint is my favourite how well that may work. Ice magic goes hard because the ice cream is cold - don't know how well that might go on a hot cock.

  • Letsgetcrazy09

    Letsgetcrazy09

    9 years ago

    Mmmm I don't know, what can I say.....mine just hangs around with a couple of nuts.......... Lets

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Haha didn't think of that, chocolate paint it is then 😜😛

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Tall_n_Hard' Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' choc coated, has anyone tried that that ice magic stuff would be good, sets instantly, mint is my favourite how well that may work. Ice magic goes hard because the ice cream is cold - don't know how well that might go on a hot cock. you can turn a can of compressed air upside down and spray it at the choc magic and it'll freeze hard (use CO2 or similar from a distance, it has no taste, don't use those sports freeze sprays - they've got menthol and other stuff you'll taste) Perfect for making a rock hard choc cock or choc top tits Quoting 'I_touch_myself2'Okay got it. A question for the guys. Do you sometimes think a chick is lying if she compliments your cock, is your first thought, 'I bet she says that to all the guys'? I've had guys question if I really meant it, usually when physically together, and the answer is yes, I never tell them what they want to hear, unless I mean it, I couldn't do that, and the same goes for messaging or general compliments about their body or personality. If I'm into the guy though, really into him, I'm into his cock, no matter what size or colour lol I will worship his cock mmm but I just wondered how you guys feel or how those compliments are received well, yeah sometimes you'd think that - it's like that Penis song from The Sweetest Thing. But it really depends on what is said, whether it feels like a real compliment and that's what you really think, or if you're just being nice.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Is fabulous!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    do you mean like dry ice? Cool, be very dramatic The mighty cock emerging from the smoke

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    then apply ice magic

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Hotwives_Inc' Is to make a soft cock hard, by whatever means necessary ;) Mary xx Ok, I assume this is different to when people tell me to "harden up, ya soft cock!!!" ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'deepestpurple' I feel a slight pang of pity for women who will never experience that. I hear you, yes off the side of the boat was always a challenge, sooooooo much easier for guys Sorry, I missed seeing your comment before, just the order they drop in sometimes

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    In honour of this beautiful part of the male anatomy we love so much Cock Tease - by I_touch_myself2 Fantasy or reality? A line so blurredwhen I've had you beforebut long to have you again, even though I will, you're still my fantasy! I know you'll make me waitbecause you know that drives me wildpush me away, I can't have it yet Now I have you in my mouthYou feel so good, rock hard but soft skinI'm so happy, I've been waiting for this but then you pull out I close my eyes and feel you touch on my wet lips, then pull away againlicking my lips, saliva welling in my mouthI need it back, you know that but you won't give it backbecause I've been bad then you dobut deprive me againasking how bad I want itI can't answer because I can't breathe I look up at youpleading with my eyes you finally give me my rewardslowly filling the wetness and warmth of my mouthyour beautiful cock teasing all my senses Hold my head and press it inI've been badI want you to punish meI want all of you, make me take all of youeven when I can't you groan, your legs tremblewho has control now?you, always you damn I crave you

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Mine? Well i love it when it feels heavy and 'meaty' before it goes rod hard. Its very straight and around 8" so does often get compliments. Others? Well possibly because I'm cut i admire and like to play with uncut cocks. I have a fascination, even fetish, for the skin. But only large cocks please, hairless, clean and no bellys in sight. I love the surprised reaction when i deep throat a big cock. 😨 Couples? Im in heaven when im on my back with a couple devouring my cock while she perches her pussy over my face for a thorough tongue lashing. Drinking her up.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' do you mean like dry ice? Cool, be very dramatic The mighty cock emerging from the smoke haha, similar look - but without the risk of freezing your bits to shattering :p (the CO2 or air cans just won't have anything nasty tasting in them, they're normally used for blowing dust out of things e.g. electronics, and this won't be at immediately dangerous cold temps as it isn't actual chunks of dry ice, it's just pressurised air ) Back on to the main topic: besides the obvious "when it's ready for business", I like feeling my cock when it's soft but feels 'full' and has a good amount of heft to it in your hand - where it feels like if you flopped it onto the table it'd make a thunk.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    yeah I thought about that after I posted the comment and had a giggle to myself. All good fun. But I'm thinking we could invent a product like the can of CO2, but with a built in chocolate coating chaser, even include a few sprinkles haha slap a patent on it, we could retire and have more time for sex

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Well after a very productive morning so far, sat down to grab a bite to fuel myself for a big arvo of attacking an ever growing Task List....thought i would log in to RHP for a quick look, read this....now focus is all over the shop......what are you doing to us touch?? Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' In honour of this beautiful part of the male anatomy we love so much Cock Tease - by I_touch_myself2 Fantasy or reality? A line so blurredwhen I've had you beforebut long to have you again, even though I will, you're still my fantasy! I know you'll make me waitbecause you know that drives me wildpush me away, I can't have it yet Now I have you in my mouthYou feel so good, rock hard but soft skinI'm so happy, I've been waiting for this but then you pull out I close my eyes and feel you touch on my wet lips, then pull away againlicking my lips, saliva welling in my mouthI need it back, you know that but you won't give it backbecause I've been bad then you dobut deprive me againasking how bad I want itI can't answer because I can't breathe I look up at youpleading with my eyes you finally give me my rewardslowly filling the wetness and warmth of my mouthyour beautiful cock teasing all my senses Hold my head and press it inI've been badI want you to punish meI want all of you, make me take all of youeven when I can't you groan, your legs tremblewho has control now?you, always you damn I crave you

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Nothing better than having a female tell you she loves the look of your cock. Such a turn on, and knowing they enjoy it just makes it harder. Msg me if u want a peek 😉😉😉😉😆😆😆😆 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    haha sorry if I caused you problems at work There's actually a bit I left out of that, I wanted to focus on the pleasure the guy is receiving, so left out the bit about what it actually does to me while I'm doing that. Messy Ideal solution is to have another guy drinking my squirt, laying underneath me lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I just saw the hottest vision. We all love a hard cock right? But there's something really sexy about a soft cock flopped over to the side, just laying there, like it's waiting, waiting................lol I just checked out a profile and the guy chose to put a soft pic up, it's really hot. There was a guy I was once into, and he sent me a picture of him soft, he was really well endowed mind you, but the vision of his soft cock was the hottest thing. Like Hotwives said, I think it's the idea of changing that

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    That's tomorrow fucked then 😁

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    9 years ago

    I love pics of a cock hanging down. It's really hard to explain. It's like a little hard but still able to hang down pointing to the floor when standing, balls nicely dangling... I find those pics such a turn on

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    We have both soft and hard pics on our profile. Mrs Lal loves the differences and seeing the transition from soft to hard... reward for effort ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    My fave thing of all time to see my efforts appreciated !!!!!! Mrs LAL xx

  • clarky1976

    clarky1976

    9 years ago

    Id be more then happy to let any chick that wanted to see my cock ladies all you have to do is ask

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Slept in, now to drink in a bit of vision before breakfast 😎😛 calling all cocks, where are you? 😜

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    thanks for all your comments, and thanks ladies for acknowledging the beauty of the male body. It is indeed something to behold

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    or just hold

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I love this topic..:

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    @Jayme2- not a chance you're gonna turn me, mate. Not even with a fresh shine-coat on it 😡 Love my cock, the way it fills out my jocks/presents in a pair of jeans. The handsome boy is always well-received and leaves a trail of smiles where ever he has been. The lad has a great work-ethic, too - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I don't know whether I like it or just plain annoying at times, but I guess it makes for an interesting focal point. easily aroused and up trying to get out, has its awkward moments at times. The darker tan than the rest of me has always puzzled me down there, but I guess it gives it some character. keep it shaved regularly, quite smooth, and always wiped clean after mens room visits, none of this shake and hide it away business...it gets put back in a well prepared state. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Love that, your 'well prepared state' nice one. Clean is good before dirty takes over lol I just reread a few comments on page one and having not read them for quite a long time, it was nice to hear guys proudly talking about their cocks, and erotic reading material I have to add 😉 peachy posted a comment and in it said 'cocks give jeans meaning'. That right there sums it up, even in it's contained state, we know or anticipate what's inside the jeans, can see or feel or create the bulge 😛 god sorry I'm horny 😕

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I wank Therefore I am.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I'm heartened to here they are other ladies here like to take a cock, small, and cute and dozing, from his safe warm nest, and nurse him into a warm and heavy, lazy knob growing warmly down my thigh, thickly lounging to the left, with the foreskin, crawling back over the reddening head, to sit on the ridge of my cap end. Then the heady scent of warm manly musk, wafting up. Her eyes feasting on it, showing it to her girlfriend as she excitedly describes what she sees! Two pairs of hands, stroking and pulling, and teasing, the now angry prick, with the head shining purple with tightness, his single eye glinting in the sun, with it's monocle of pre-cum. They both began work on it, one on one side, one on the other, like they are nibbling on a pink sweet corn, the glans now dribbling a constant stream of pre. You are no longer there, it's just the two girls, and the phallus. Small hands are introducing the head to soaking wet pussies, just short penetration is allowed, the girls aren't allowed to remove their eyes from it. Eventually, it begins to twitch and the girls remove all stimuli, till he begins to slowly pulse and wilt. Then they begin again. Soon time looses its thread. All your aware of is that thick knot of string being pulled up the centre of your mauled member, then the being left in limbo as the twitching begins again. Finally, you hear, "Right, that's 10 hold backs. Let him blow this time!" And the nibbling girls allow him to unburden his load, and let loose, and hot steaming ejeculate flies through the air, as four outstretched hands, frantically try to grasp the bucking, spurting member that squirts through the air, enveloping slim elegant fingers in webs of creamy, glossy spunk, the girls are laughing, then plunging their heads down on the jetting fountain like a parched maiden in the desert! You feel like you have been wrung out. You're twitching, sweating blowing like a tethered bull and two sticky ladies have their hair sticking to your legs. You are well and truly fucked..... Until, the lapping begins, and those two dedicated ladies, begin to clean you up with their toungs. Then, those balls begin to move, the thickening begins..... Andy - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    And then you wake up? 😁😁😁😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    me once "You have a beautiful penis". I don't know, I don't have a habit of comparing mine to other mans cocks.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I'd forgotten about this topic. Awesome 😀 Let's talk about the cock more. One of my true great loves in life 😯

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I have a nice circumsized 6 inch cock i love taking pics and videos of it cumming i love my shape and size - Posted from rhpmobile

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    8 years ago

    I would definitely prefer to show you, both in detail, and at length. Words are cheap, the proof is "in the flesh". Game set match well played Mr "T" PS never judge a book by its cover.

  • seaadventure

    seaadventure

    8 years ago

    I love the pleasures he gives

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Well... I guess I give away quite a bit about my Cock with my username. Apparently it’s my shape that that gleams attention, I have found however he is really good for some positions but not others. Recipients never seem to mind. Think Cavendish 🤦‍♂️ Took me a while to overcome that. I love him all the same 😍 BB - Posted from rhpmobile

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    8 years ago

    Is it because it's "Yellow" LOL just "ATTEMPTING" some lite humour😅😅😅hopefully no offense was taken by that. Unable to say tongue In cheek remark as that really opens things up ????

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    8 years ago

    Is it better up or down ?? Is it erect then un-erect ?? Is it one eyed or is it a all seeing eye ?? Is it better around the front or is it better in the rear ?? Is it better fast or is it better slow ?? is it in control or is it under control ?? Is it better dressed or is it better undressed ?? Is it beating around the bush or is it lost in the bush ?? Is it thinking or is it unthinkable ?? Is it up to it or is it not up to it ?? is it rideable or is it unrideable ?? Mmmmm ??????????

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    "feels great I love the pleasures he gives" So do we 😇

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Okay I'll play 😀 is it Is it better up or down ?? Both Is it erect then un-erect ?? Both Is it one eyed or is it a all seeing eye ?? Hmm lol Is it better around the front or is it better in the rear ?? Size and owner dependent 😉 Is it better fast or is it better slow ?? Both is it in control or is it under control ?? Both Is it better dressed or is it better undressed ?? Both, mound in the pants and releasing the beast omfg back in a sec haha Is it beating around the bush or is it lost in the bush ?? Neither lol Is it thinking or is it unthinkable ?? Hmm dunno Is it up to it or is it not up to it ?? Owner dependent is it rideable or is it unrideable ?? Not a rider 😛

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Erect or not erect. I love a soft cock just as much as erect. In between rounds mmm love looking, lusting and eventually touching again 😍

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Well, bananas are always bloody green these days. Neither green nor yellow 🤦‍♂️ No offense taken here. I’m way to chill and laid back to let most things get to me. What’s a few insults between friends??? Haha. Certainly no “lady finger” 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    8 years ago

    Certainly no “lady finger LOL that's gold mate

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    8 years ago

    Mate I didn't have answer to any of those just putting it down in words for a bit of funny banter. But I like the end state as much as the journey to reach it, as Spooning is the best way I believe to finish the journey. Also waking up lazy start to the day with happy spooning with her. I like being nude looking admiring before during after is as u say its great.

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    8 years ago

    Your answers sort of opens a heap of forums on thier own that have probably already been touch on, oops yer pun intended, but best way to write it. 😅😅😅😅😅

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I don't know, lady fingers are slightly smaller, but fat 😛 Do you know why bananas are bendy/curved? Banana fruit grow out of a flower petal. Beneath each flower petal, a row of tiny banana fruits start to grow. Once they're much bigger in size, the fruit goes through a process called negative geotropism. Which basically means instead of continuously growing towards the ground, they start to turn towards the sun, in order to retrieve light. Much like a cock 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Ex farmer boy, we grew bananas but I only found out about the curve/sun thing a few years ago. We had a dairy farm and we’re essentially completely self sufficient fruit and vege wise too. Pineappleboy just doesn’t work. Maybe I should have gone with cucumbers.... I’m a mad water skier/barefoot guy and I spend so much time in the sun he’s trying to, um, bend towards the sun..... 😜 Naked skiing is delightful 😬 BB - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Sunshine makes everything better 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I loved all my ex bfs' cocks, especially if they are long and thick. 😄😄😄 I've only had one ex bf who was an exception and well... ... as the cock crows, it sadly didn't grow, and so with much sadness I had to go! 😜 (Sorry, it almost rhymes!) 🤣 I think I've fallen truly, madly and deeply with Mr DB aka Mr Dream Boat's cock. It's so intense that no other cocks I've encountered since has made me as excited/ enthusiastic! When he first sent me an unsolicited cock shot, instead of the usual, "Argh! Another sleazy guy!" reaction, I found myself completely enchanted and mesmerized! It was the most beautiful and stunning cock I've ever seen! There it stood, erect and upright in his full majestic posture... I couldn't wait to penis worship him! 😁😁😁 Ssshhh... Mr DB doesn't know it, but I've secretly nicknamed his cock, Adonis. 😍😍😍 I unashamedly adore Adonis! 😍😍😍 All said, let me tell you what's better than a legendary cock like that - a cock that's available, eager to please, is hard and erect and thick and so very eager to be of service to rescue pussy from drowning in her own pool! And if that same cock is willing to be pussy's hero over and over and over again, whoa... stunning and another legend in the making! 🤣🤣🤣 PS. Shit! I hope he never gets to read this! 😛😁

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Rate my Cock?? Hell, I’d almost like to know my rating 😆 So much adoration from you ladies. Hmm, now where is the topic for pussys?? BB - Posted from rhpmobile

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'PurePeony' When he first sent me an unsolicited cock shot, instead of the usual, "Argh! Another sleazy guy!" reaction, I found myself completely enchanted and mesmerized! It was the most beautiful and stunning cock I've ever seen! There it stood, erect and upright in his full majestic posture... I couldn't wait to penis worship him! 😁😁😁 Damn girl, we all want to see it now after that ode. You are a classic

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Sowwy... I'm hopeless when it comes to Mr DB's cock. 😆😉 Unfortunately, the cock owner and I are from different planets but damnit... sheer animalistic desire and lust for his cock has caused me to do shameful schtuff! I was extremely upset when my mobile went kaput and I lost the precious cock shots. 😢😢😢 Darnit... should've printed out a large photo and framed it up! 🤣🤣🤣 Just yesterday, I was browsing cookbooks at Target when out of the blue, I had an image of Mr DB's erect cock and I saw myself smiling and riding it, cowgirl stuff. He's got the power to make me cum too quickly and damnit, I can cum before he completely disrobes and by the time I catch a glimpse of his cock, blardy ask me anything and I'll say yes! 🤣 I'm sure it must be something karmic. 😃 No other logical explanation for this magnificent cock obsession! It's not particularly large nor thick although I swear he's gotten thicker and bigger over the almost 2 years we've known each other. Thick cock and tight pussy... It's a fit that literally makes me see stars! I'm sure most of you would deem his cock shot as "average" but you me, it's equivalent to a Vincent Van Gough masterpiece. 😍😍😍 😍 Ok... I've thoroughly embarrassed myself now. 😛

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    What a lustful ode to your dream cock. Love it. Somewhere out there is my Mona Lisa 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    8 years ago

    I was right there with you. File it under the chapter. "Great cocks I have known and loved. " Karma - Maybe a past life cock, come back to revisit ?? Comforting to know it may haunt you in this life, and the next, for all eternity. How delicious.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Hahaha 😂😂 That is hysterical, pure gold. Mr dreamboat's cock does sound delicious, agree we need to see it 😎

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Surely, you meant, "Moan-Ahhhh... Licks-Ahhhh"! 🤣🤣🤣

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Harharhar! EarthQueen, you had me laughing at "past life cock"! 🤣🤣🤣 Who needs a man when one has a karma cock who's been a great bosom FWB with Prissy Pussy over several lifetimes! 😁😆 Well, Mr DB aka Mr Karma Cock can come "Knock Knock Knocking" on Pussy's door to Heaven anytime! 🤣🤣🤣

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    There is a topic about vaginas around somewhere... Found it! Enjoy https://redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Best-vagina-on-RHP-46990 Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I shall read with fervency. Yes, PurePeony, pun was intended,😜 Back to reading about pussy, might be quiet for a bit 😆 Although I do prefer tactile research 👅 BB - Posted from rhpmobile