Can I have a nursie?

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Let me mop your gorgeous brow and feed you bowls of homemade soup! It seems you have a terrible case of manflu. Careful... It can be terminal. And, sweety, when that nasty man comes in here and prescribes you a large dose of harden the fuck up, don't you listen to him. He's just mean... Shall I call one of the proper nurses to take your temperature properly now? I'll go get the vaseline... Xxx

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Yesh pleeesh! No finer lady alive to maintain my vital signs and soothe my ailments.Don't worry about that guy, rather, it's thinking of you that has me (part of me) hardening the fuck up!! Thanks angel of merciful toys. (thumb sucking noise)

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Quoting 'Awesome71' when that nasty man comes in here and prescribes you a large dose of harden the fuck up, don't you listen to him. He's just mean... Here it cums.......Suck it up princess

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Would you like us to buy you a rectal thermometer to assist with your diagnosis?

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  I am not a proper nurse but I have had loads of experience taking a man's temperature. No vaseline required... I mean after all, lube is for pussies. Hope you feel better soon. xx

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  If you have the little uniform, I think you'd make a great nurse. Hourly temperature readings for thoroughness too, I'm guessing.Thanks Meekaps. Lube for pussies (vaginas)? or Lube for pussies (pussies)?

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Harden the fuck up :p- Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  cool your fevered brow,make you some of my Grannies chicken soup,and give you a back rub?...I hope Mr.Saint, you are back to being a Sinner soon xxR

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Was bedridden for a few days, had the best dreams. Led me to believe that even if I were just a brain in a jar, the power of human imagination would allow me to continue to sin gloriously!!Debauchery is a state of mind. Perhaps I'll see you in my dreams.

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  The old-world method was to probe with a finger, then stick it in your mouth to see it's hotter or not. I'm a stickler for tradition I'm afraid. I have a chest infection but my ass is loving all the attention .

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Suck it up. ooooh pardon*.Harden the fuck up. Owwww pardon me thinks*.Thanks guys. I mean ttthaaanksssss boyssssssssss*.*written in the voice of Kenneth Williams.

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Cute thread ;)

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Happy to give you a spoonful of sugar.

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Ill or not, some mesmeric sweetness wouldn't go astray. Thanks Miss M.And Lilmiss fussy(discerning), oh no, cough cough sniff sniff, I thinks I'm getting sick again .

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