Cap'n No-Beard Quest 2018

July 17 2018

Yes, RHP boys and girls! The long missing Cap'n No Beard has dropped in to the tree house after a long absence (he's been away plundering and otherwise engaging in various nefarious activities). BUT!, he is back and looks like he may stay awhile (judging on the amount of plonk he had brought with him). SO, this is an appropriate time for one of his infamous quests. Now, you regular Pie's all really know how the quest works, but for those newbies, here are the rules: At 9pm every night (when all the kiddies are asleep) Cap'n No-Beard will post a question on this thread. Whoever is first to post the correct answer will receive 3 points. Whoever is second to post the correct answer will receive 2 points. Whoever is third to post the correct answer will receive 1 point. There will be six questions in all. The person with the highest number of points will be the winner of the quest. The winner shall receive a magnum of Dom Perignon (Cap'n No Beard has unusual tastes for a pirate!) The winner can nominate their favourite bottle shop and the Cap'n will organise it, whereupon it will be available for pick-up directly by the winner. HOWEVER! As usual, there is a twist to the quest, as the 6 correct answers will ALSO be clues to an underlying quest that the wiley Ca'n No-Beard has also woven in and that pertains to his current location! Solve THAT riddle and be the first to post it on the thread, and you will also win a bottle of Dom! Note: Points will be awarded in relation to the eventual order in which they eventually appear on the thread. That order will be apparent by 8:30pm the following evening and points awarded before the next question is posted. And as you should all know by now, Cap'n No Beard is a pirate of his word, and anyone can play! X Obi1

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    An Eastern stater with IP 😋

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    7 years ago

    Good fun! I've played your fiendishly wicked quests before Cap'n No Beard, they are always a blast! Bring it on! 😁💃

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    MsJonesy got my hopes up then... Peachy, waiting, waiting (thank you)

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    So I'll play. About time l tasted champagne

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    Arrrrrr! Welcome to me latest quest, Peachy, me Buxom Lass! Me post'll be at 9 bells AEST. By th' ways, I see's ye got that picture of y' bouts t' swim out to me trusty ship, th' Amorous Porpoise, again. I'll gets me scurvy crew t' lower the boarding ladder for ye, yarrrrrr! This be Cap'n No Beard.

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    7 years ago

    🔦🔎📝⚔️💰⏱🕶☠️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'Obi1kazsnorkus' Arrrrrr! Welcome to me latest quest, Peachy, me Buxom Lass! Me post'll be at 9 bells AEST. By th' ways, I see's ye got that picture of y' bouts t' swim out to me trusty ship, th' Amorous Porpoise, again. I'll gets me scurvy crew t' lower the boarding ladder for ye, yarrrrrr! This be Cap'n No Beard. Aye Cap'n No Beard, if the crew would raise their mainsail's high so this bewitching siren does not drift on by having returned to the sea, her home, but is enticed by the solid masts of the men for me to get a good grip on, Peachy...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Any hints as to when this will begin? Or this the greatest troll I have ever witnessed in my life? (please say it is)

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    It was just a ruse, we were all involved in to make you look like a dick. Well done everyone. Job done

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Happy to disappoint Cap'n No Beard has passed by these shores with excess bubbly on board to distribute to the natives before (well one winner each time previously, our Ms Meander both times, blase enough she had to be reminded to pick up her prize once!). Peachy, no barnacles on this broadside...

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    Ho ho me hearties, 'tis Capn No Beard here wit' me first question! Tis an easy one to start th' questing off and here it be: 'Ow many receptors does the ol' human eye have? Now, if ye thinks ye knows th' answers post it quickly ye scabby crew, and ye may just win round one! Yarrr! This be Capn No Beard.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    3? Cool, always happy to be corrected on facts I didn't check. Who won the other one? I don't remember it off the top of my head? Hm, if it wasn't you who was reminded, maybe it was the other winner, then? You're just trying to distract me from the task at hand aren't you! Lol, I suck at these, you don't need to try, Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Cones and Rods

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    7 years ago

    i know this but is two the answer being cones and rods , from a form 3 science project , one of the few i actually finished mr b - Posted from rhpmobile

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    7 years ago

    i know this but is two the answer being cones and rods , from a form 3 science project , one of the few i actually finished mr b - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    7 years ago

    Close to 100 million....I'll say it is closer to 97 million...but there isn't a definitive answer...yet

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    To make up numbers....

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    6 million

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    Whose tits are they? If they are yours, you need a man bra

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    I'm a trier....

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    7 years ago

    126 to 127 million 120 ish million rods and 6 to 7 million cones,and i’m not saying i rembered that juicy tid bit - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Guess 2, I like hedging my bets... 3 if we're looking at colour receptors...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Cap'n No Beard this sounds like a barrel of fun and a swashbuckin' good time. Like a good pirate to another chance to change the booty to a bottle o rum if I by chance win ye quest? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    7 years ago

    not types of receptors ,your hedge is crooked - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    2 types... Cones and Rods *3 types of cones so does that mean 4??? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I did follow up on working out the three threads and the prize winner who was late collecting their prize but didn't bother posting so because I didn't expect anyone to follow up, lol. Just shows how wrong I can be. 🍑

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    None. I feel like this has to be some type of trick question otherwise it's just a who can google the quickest contest. Only I'm not sure what the trick is. I think Peachy probably has it but she thought of it quicker so I am just going with none as no one else has said that.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' It was just a ruse, we were all involved in to make you look like a dick. Well done everyone. Job done You know as well as me that I don't need any help with that :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    There are 3 possible winners, only 2 of us have said 2 though Mr B isn't confident, lol. Room for one more... 😉 🍑

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    Ahoy me naughty flounder fiddlin' fellows! Tis I, Cap'n No Beard, hailing ye from the poop deck o th' good ship Amorous Porpoise! Nows, I have t' tell ye like, that's I mades a m'stake like, in that's I forgets t' tell ye that it was the number o' COLOUR receptors in th' human eye that I was s'posed to ask ye! The answer I was a-lookin for was "3"! Now, 'tis that survey no-good dog Obi1's fault! ("Oh Cap'n" says he, "welcome back". "How 'bouts a wee drink afore th' questing?" asks he, and so we does! And then, damn his shifty salt encrusted eyes, we gets a little drunk on th' rum and I stuffs up me first bloody question! Yarrrr! SO! As th' answers now be all over th' place like a tavern wenches pantaloons, I must, in all good pirate honour, award three (3) points to ALL those who had a go at an answer, an' I swears on me trusty wooden leg, that I'll not be making that sort o' m'stake again! Now I knows that Peachy answered correctly like, but as I dids't stuff up th' question, I offers her in compensation, a jolly good rodgering if ever she makes th' long swim out to the Porpoise! Th' next question shall be asked at nine bells tonight! Yarrrr! This be Cap'n No Beard! And by's the way, Annie (Portinastorm), those most bountiful breasts ye see belong to a mermaid that's I encountered in the Med a whilst back! She took a liking to me rope like, an' could do things that would give a jellyfish a hard-on! (Pssst! She also liked "Dom", but not t' drink it!). Yarrrr! Xx

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    My mother used to always say, never trust a pirate

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    This be Cap'n No Beard and here be question 2! Me old mate Jimmy Joyce once penned a wee novel called Ulysses. 'Read a bit of a read as it were quite long. How many chapters was it divided into? This be Cap'n No Beard!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Just saying I got that right with my second guess. :-P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    ..Silverwater? Long Bay? ..thought I'd skip to the final ( interwoven ) question first. Where else would a pirate end up? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • AKAHunk

    AKAHunk

    7 years ago

    None, they were episodes not chapters. This is fun (but only if I got the right answer)! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I'm going to head back to shore, Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    96.6 million - Posted from rhpmobile

  • AsingleguySEQ

    AsingleguySEQ

    7 years ago

    Arrrggh ... I be knowing this as me optician was splaining it to me ... long story ... I think it be 2 ... b***ed if u can remember what they be!! (Said in best Cornish accent) .... 😀 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    7 years ago

    Meh... episode... chapter.... mere literacy farnarkle and silly speak. Jimmy was just yanking everyone's chain....18 episodes..otherwise known as chapters to mere mortals.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Congrats to the winners

  • tcm70

    tcm70

    7 years ago

    But. Isn’t everything including our eyesight, colors or not, all received by one true reception mass? The humble grey matter, aka the brain. Clutching straws here, tho I’m hoping I provided a decent enough argument to put me in the game!! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • tcm70

    tcm70

    7 years ago

    Behind the 8 ball indeed. I post an answer to Q1 and as soon as I hit send bloody q2 appears. I’m bewildered to try an answer for that one. But I’m going dep now and forecasting q3 and my answer is 42. 🤔 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    7 years ago

    Gawd I heard his rawkcus too late....I'll sit back and watch, scratch my head and ponder.....😳

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    7 years ago

    18 episodes or 18 chapters ,id just call it too much reading, not enough pictures , - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    Only 1 an ' a half bells to the close of question 2 me hearties! Then stand by for Question 3. I'll be doin' me tallying up for points in the 'morrow t' sees who is winning at this point! Remember, there be 2 magnums o'me best plonk up f' grabs at the end o' me little quest, and there still be a chance f' anyone t' win 'me, as me questions now get a bit harder like! This be Cap'n No Beard.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    It was first serialised in parts in a journal. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    For it be time for the Cap'n t' give up th' next Question! In the blasted fog way back in May 1887, the good ship Btitannic was run into by the ???. If ye thinks ye knows, then post up ye answer quick like as points will become quite valuable from this point on! Yarrrrrr! This be Cap'n No Beard!

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    7 years ago

    The Celtic rammed the Britannic, not the Btitannic...which didn't exist....a typo Capt'n???

  • AKAHunk

    AKAHunk

    7 years ago

    But the answer is the Celtic - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Ya dirty rotten lice infested bilge rat. I reckon I be sitting this one out, on account I bested ya on the last two, an I reckon ya haven't enough plonk for a third. Capt. SG.

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    Psssss! I is typin' this quiet like as I has me a terrible ache in me head after last nights drinkin' w' Obi1. So's ye better bring the screen a bit closer so's ye can hear. Looks like we now have correct answers to questions 1, 2 and three. The answer to question one was "three" or "3" (everyone got 3 points) Those who answered either "none, nil or zero" for question 2 are correct (a bit tricky that question!), Those who answered "Celtic" for question 3 are correct (despite the typo in the question). Question 4 is as follows; What 4 letter word is a synonym for "very tired" or "completely exhausted" Hint: A nightclub in the Valley This be Cap'n No Beard

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    7 years ago

    Well, I don't live in Qld to know wtf a name might be of a club is in the valley, but I sure know that I am very tired..... BEAT is my answer Zzzzzz

  • AKAHunk

    AKAHunk

    7 years ago

    That's an easy one captain 😁 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    In the Valley last night. And l got beat whilst there...

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    The Cap'n is still asleep due to the excesses of last night so I thought I'd do the update. The correct answer to question 4 was indeed "beat" so well done to Beachgal (3 points , Meander (2 points) and Dallas (1 point). Just remember, when all six questions have been answered correctly, they will give clues as to the location of where Cap'n No Beard was at the time. Irrespective of who wins the question part (and a magnum of Dom), the first to decipher the underlying clues and post the correct location ALSO wins a magnum of Dom (or plonk of their choice to equal value). But, no more guessing about location until all 6 questions have been both asked and answered. The cap'n will then ask "where be I" which will be the signal for posting his location (if you think you know it!) Xx Obi1

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    A Capital crime I say, Peachy, sorry I'm wearing patches over both of my eyes, all the better to shade my vision with

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    Arrrrr.... blast ye' Obi1, you tricky barnacle bottomed seacumber! Me head feels like it's got cannon balls arattlin' round in it! No more o ye fancy cocktails me! Anyways, here I be, an' as I is feelin poorly, I have decided to throw something a wee different in me quest, just because I is wicked! Yarrrr! There be only 2 questions left now, so's I decided to give all ye rascally crew out there in RHP land Question 6 now, an' leave question 5 'till last! Here be Question 6: "what be the 4 letter song by Alessia Cara that I be thinkin' of?" I will give ye a hint, ye can find it on her smarty-pants album! After this there be only one more question to go! Rotten luck t' all of ye! This be Cap'n No Beard

  • AKAHunk

    AKAHunk

    7 years ago

    Here 😋 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Given the 6 clues are to lead towards a location, I'm leaning towards either "Seventeen", "Four Pink Walls", "Stones" or "Stars" And for my own reasons, I'm going with "Seventeen"

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    7 years ago

    But it's 'Here'.....

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    Missed the 9pm Question due to still being on the road trip back from Mackay! Bum! We really did try people but we only just got back and logged in. Am tempted to post up question 5 now BUT, due to recent (and justified) requests that the Cap'n be more responsible in regards to his questing, we have decided that 9:40pm is too late to ask the next question ( due to the fact that people may have tuned in at 9 then tuned out again when we didn't show up). The Captain does not want his bottom smacked (well, usually he DOES, but not over this) so we will post up the last question tomorrow night at 9pm AEST as not to upset or otherwise disadvantage the pirate faithful. Sorry if you have stayed up late waiting for the last question but hope you tune in tomorrow night. Obi1 and The Cap'n.

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    Meander you just got lucky. The Cap'n and I slept all the way back from Mackay on Monday night (toooo much partying). Percy the parrot had to drive! By the time we got back to our accommodation it was past 9:30pm and so we decided to postpone the next question until tonight or risk of being unfair to those who logged on at 9pm then checked out again as there was no question. (Peachy, the Cap'n may be a rouge and a scoundrel, but he does listen from time to time! 😎) Final question tonight at 9pm AEST! Not sure who is winning at this point but will go back through the answers and update. Tonight's question is Number 5 out of the six. Questions 1,2,3,4 and 6 have been asked and correctly answered, and the results of who wins the first magnum of Dom will become apparent tonight! Once all the answers have been put in order (1 through 6) they will reveal the clue to a specific location. Once the Cap'n asks "where be I?" the second magnum of Dom will be up for grabs for whoever posts the first correct answer as to that EXACT location. Note: Anyone can still win the second magnum of Dom (irrespective of if they have participated up to now or not)

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    Arrrr! This be Cap'n No Beard hailin' ye from the good ship Amorous Porpoise! I is recovered from me little bout w' ol' Obi1 an' I casts me one weathered eye at the results o' me quest! I see's that: The sea/vixen Meander is on 8 points and in the lead! Coming in second be the saucy SarcasticDragon on 5 points! The Bardacious Beachgal and Debonair Dallas are neck in neck, wrestling on th' sand with 4 points The rest of ye scurvy lot are as follows: Peachy on 3 Boobs or Bust on 3 Annie on 3 LQQking on 3 Deepestpurple on 3 Rakosha on 3 Asingleguyfnw on 3 Tmc70 on 3 Who will win th' plonk tonight? Arrrr?? An' who will win th' other plonk once I asks me secret question? This be Cap'n No Beard, wishing ye all a smelly below-deck full o' rotten luck! Yarrrr!

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    As I be a nice pirate (sometimes), I is thinkin' that I mights also be awardin' a plonky prize to 2nd and 3rd places as well! Yarrrrrrrr! That should make it interestin' indeed, especially if the cursed Meander gets no points tonight! Ho ho ho, an' a rottle o' bum! This be Cap'n No Beard.

  • itsjustsex13

    itsjustsex13

    7 years ago

    Rockhampton - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    THIS BE CAP'N BLOODY NO BEARD!!! An' I is 'bouts t' give ye all a jolly good rodgering, as here be Question 5 o' me quest! This one not be known to many buts ye needs th' answer t' fill in the final clue. Remember tho', ye canst try for th' second bottle o' Dom until I asks th' "magic question" (which I ain't asked ye yet!). So.... here it be!....... Umm... where was I up to? Arrr! Yes, I remembers now! The question number 5! Right... here we goes... Tell me th' name of a newscasting portal established to publish videos about the Catalan Independence Movement! Yarrrrrrr!!! This be the wily Cap'n No Beard!

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    Me saucy cabin wench!, me thinks ye arrrrr on 4 points, but I gots t' go down t' me cabin t' check! How 'bouts ye meets me there at 10 bells? (and make sure ye wears something naughty). Xx Cap'n No Beard

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    No goin' orf prematurely 'bouts me secret location 'till I asks ye th' magic Question (which I haven't asked ye yet!) Down Percy 'ye blasted bird!

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    A little hint for ye all. The correct answer that I be needing to question 5 may consist of either ONE or TWO words! I will be accepting' either! So far I is not satisfied! Yarrrr! An' also, ye is now all fairly warned, good'n proper like, that's I may choose, AT ANY TIME, t' ask me secret question! This be Cap'n No Beard.

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    7 years ago

    is it The Catalan Transparency Portal - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    Shells, ye saucy tavern wench! I knows ye might dream about's "edging" the good ol' Cap'n, but ye don't 'ave t' extend that naughty fantasy t' ye answer! Ye might be on th' right track, but's where your line of Enquiry is concerned, I needs two words, not one! That be all the satisfaction ye be a gettin' at this time! But hark!, what say ye all others out there? What be ye answer t' question 5? This be Cap'n No Beard!

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    Seems t' me ye gots ye cumpass a wee bit muddled st th' moment! Yarrrr! Ye may be tricky indeed, but's ye is no match f' Cap'n No Beard this time! Hoist them sails 'n swab them decks! This be Cap'n No Beard!

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    Ye might be a rollicking good crew you two, but's there be no hot cannonball f' ye at the moment. Ho ho! Me thinks ye both need tying t' the rail an' given good spanking in front o' me crew! Yarrrr! This Be Cap'n No beard

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    Ye evil temptress! Ye still has th' chance t' draw even with meander, but not with that answer! Yarrr! Now, 12 lashes for ye f' distracting me poor crew from their duties with that shameless photo! This be Cap'n No Beard

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    The only roar I is interested in be the sound o' the waves a'breakin' o'er th' reef abeam o' the good ship Amorous Porpoise! Yarrr! This be Cap'n No Beard!

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    Does ye all needs another clue, me hearties? Or does ye think ye knows me location an' is lurking unseen in th' RHP depths, just awaitin' f' me t' ask me secret question? Yarrrr! Me plonk is not so easy 't gets ye hands on! This be the Cap'n No Beard!

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    7 years ago

    Well, I was also gonna say El Nacional....but nowI have my doubts.....thinking...thinking.....

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    Here be another clue to the answer to question 5! The name of a hostel in Via Palestro (Rome). Ye only has a short time t' post y' answere as I feels it itchin in me long johns to ask me secret question!! Yaarrrrr! Me thinks I will do so tonight shortly after 9 bells! This Be Cap'n No Beard

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    7 years ago

    Ara.cat or a,so known as Diari Ara 😼

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    7 years ago

    The Yellow!!!????

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    The answer to question 5 is "The Yellows"' but "The Yellow" is also acceptable. So now, I be Cap'n No Beard and, based on the 6 correct answers.... "WHERE BE I?"

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    No. I not be in Yerevan. 1 x saucy smack on the bottom fo' ye!

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    Ye must now decipher the 6 answeres in order (1 through 6) and post me EXACT location! I needs the proper address f' me t' give up me last magnum o' Dom from me plonky treasure chest! Any one now can win it if ye got's th' answere! Yarrrr! This be Cap'n No Beard!

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    7 years ago

    I have NFI.....I'm not good at cryptic places...but looking forward to googling the Cap'ns hangout 👹

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    Ye clever wench's be fast off th' mark indeed and methinks ye' knows how me mind works! But ye needs to read ALL the answers to gets me location. Alashkert Stadium is NOT where I be!

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    A nice answer but nay, I not be at Parkhead. But, like Shells and Snappy, you also be thinking along good lines 'ye wench!

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    Prehaps ye only needs 't look under ye' bed to find me hideout! Yarrrr! I'll nights be a'popping out to give ye a good pleasuring later on ye saucy maiden!

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    Percy the damn Parrot tells me it be way past me bed time, so's I must retire to me Masters chambers (I has a few buxom lasses a'waitin me there who need a jolly good plunderin'!) So's, alas, Inmust leave ye now to ponder on me location. Remember, read all the answers carefully in order (1 through 6). Then ye must post me location if ye is to have a chance t' win the last bottle 'o plonk! See you on the morrow and we will see if we have a worthy winner eh? Yarrrrr!!!! This Be Cap'n No Beard.

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    7 years ago

    Meander found it ....Celtic Park

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    7 years ago

    Located at 18 Kerrydale Street, Glasgow G40 3RE.....🏉⚽️

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    When? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    I knew'd there be a reason I should never go a'questin, as me calculations show that there be 5 blasted winners t' the first part o' me quest alone! Farrrrrr...k! They be as follows: First is Meander on 13 points Second (and all on 6 points) are Shells, Snap Dragon and Dallas Third is Beachgal on 5 points. So, according t' the blasted pirate code the tenacious Meander gets me first magnum o' Dom! (again!!) But, as I opened up 2nd and 3rd place, Shells, Snap Dragon, Dallas and Beachgal ALSO gets t' plunder me prized plonk cellar! (Curse that damn pirate code!). Now t' the winner 'o the second part o' me quest. It be clear t' me that Meander was first with th' exact location o' me hideout (even gave the GPS coordinates), so, and blast me salt encrusted eye, she gets the second magnum o' Dom as well!!! HOWEVER!!... Percy th' parrot says t' me that perhaps Beachgal gave perhaps an answer that were better w' the street address!! Hmmmm.... so's I be thinking that maybe Beachgal also gets t' share the second prize 'o Dom? And, as ye can'st split a good bottle in two, I has decided to ALSO award Beachgal a magnum f' her effort. I shall be sendin' messages via sea bottle t' all th' winners so's they can tell me the addresses o' their favourite liquor taverns an' I'll sort it out so's they can collect their plonky prizes. Yarrrr! I be thankin' all ye scurvy matelots that had a go at me quest (despite me stuffing up a bit) Ye are all a good lot! ('cept Meander, who I hates with all me black heart!) This be Cap'n No Beard.

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    7 years ago

    Did never expect any plonk....that quest certainly challenged the brain cells and the research lol....congrats to the other winners!! Thanks Cap'n 😎 Beach

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    I dont have to give me plonk to Meander! (an' abouts bloody time too!). Therefore, in accordance with Section 3, Article 7 of me trusty Pirate Code book, I reserve th' rights t' give it to whom ever I chooses! And as I didn't make the last meet 'n greet, and didn't have that drink with ye, I hereby give said Magnum 'o Plonk to..... Annie! I will be in touch wi' ye Annie!! Yarrr! This be Cap'n No Beard!

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    Fuck me dead.....Im channeling Stephen Bradbury Guessing I'll be warming the Captain's bed up on the poop deck The quiz was too hard for this big gurl.

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    This be Cap'n No Beard, back on board me good ship the Amorous Porpoise, about's t' set sail north to Mackay again. But's afore I goes, I needs t' settle me debts like. Beachgal gots me message via sea-bottle and nows her plonk is awaitin' collection as promised. Dallas has chosen his plonk and will be sorted soon. But where be 'th rest 'o ye? Th' tide is full and the riggin' set, an' the Amorous Porpoise is eager t' slip anchor! Yarrr! This Be Cap'n No Beard

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    Has been in touch. I've offered to be his fair maiden if he wants to hit the seven seas again. Hoping hes got a decent motor in his yacht........ And a good crew of butlers and maids

  • AKAHunk

    AKAHunk

    7 years ago

    I cannae believe I picked up a prize! I was busy all week putting little white balls in holes, was on limited time to compete and didn't get to have a crack at the final question. Thanks be to you Cap'n, your messages have been well received, and I will reply on the morrow.

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    7 years ago

    Yarrrr! Ahoy from the Amorous Porpoise! Plonky prizes from me treasure chest are awaitin' ye, all ye shifty bunch o' wayward deck swabs! I hopes ye all choke on jellyfish! This be Cap'n No Beard

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    7 years ago

    I have collected me treasured bottle 'o Dom.......my my....such a treasure....will share a pic soon of me and me treasure Cap'n 😝😝

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