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Cashing the Hairy Cheque

December 18 2014

So Tradesman and Tradespeople, urban myth would have it that we seduce our customers for sport or vice versa ! That customers offer us sex in lieu of payment or just because they like the cut of our shorts (see my profile pics ;) )I work in home and building maintenance and whilst I've had endless cups of tea with the lonely and the bored, the odd beer and wine or even a bbq dinner with one happy family I have never been seduced or offered sex in lieu of payment or otherwise. So...........have you ever fucked the help ? Or a client ?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I do window cleaning and have not even come close to falling off my ladder whilst disturbing anyone's bedroom activities. That said I do know somebody who shagged the pool guy to ensure it was installed for Xmas. Unfortunately she didn't need her windows cleaning ; )

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I have been white-collar all my working life and my customers are other business, with all the functions, openings, launches, etc. It is busy socially and you meet people that you think, Oh yum... I would never let the private life and the business life to cross, to much at stake. Right now as a student, Ill do anything for money, and as a fuck does not pay bills I am not going to do that, though if i could pay bills with a hay ride I would jump at the chance.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    A bj in lieu of payment. How many sucks per hour do you charge OP - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    in a role play once. I wouldnt in reality.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    It's actually how I became involved in the whole swinging/open relationship type thing. My husband asked me if I thought the guy was hot....I said indeed he was. He then gave me permission to go seduce him. Very fond memories of that encounter! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    do you think I get to travel

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I was offered a weekly "hot and steamy body service" (no not for my car) from my very sexy, hot and horny house mate in lieu of rent. Does that count? My daughter and all her girlfriends had a huge crush on him at the time. Geez it was tempting but I needed the cash .... ggrrr LOL LG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I leave my Movember 'tache on and trawl houses on weekends, saying 'I av come to clean ze pool...' Works every time! Have to clean a lot of pools though.... :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Ladies, I am fully booked for cleaning windows until after xmas! 😉 Good try tho T..... I am sure I can make the odd exception.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    My pool needs cleaning ;pp - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Might of fixed a window or 2 for some pleasure payment , housewives n mums can just be so so irresistible ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I have had a few spunks come and go from my place over the years and have often thought about it. Not in lieu of payment but just for fun

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    could have had a lot more I don't really like to encourage my customers though, they are the ones encouraging me. Not in lieu of payment though.

  • QLDtwo4fun

    QLDtwo4fun

    11 years ago

    We live in the leafy green western suburbs of Brisbane. Before we became swingers, my wife once told a group of very straight ladies that she was maintaining the western suburbs housewife practice of shagging the pool man. They were is shock........however, I clean my own pool.

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    11 years ago

    Lots of things repaired, cleaned, odd jobs done around my house, a handy man would definitely come in handy...💋

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    11 years ago

    Hubby is most jealous. As a fellow window fixer, he has often said to me, how about we role play, that you can't afford to pay the window I just fixed ( he said he'd even leave his tool belt on ). Mmmm no thanks but you've done it for real. Good on you. Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    my current living situation prevents those sorts of shenanigans. One of the guys that put our new roof on wasn't bad at all and pretty sure the interest was returned. If my mother hadn't come home and pussy blocked me while I was having a beer with them afterwards I definitely would've explored things further (not in lieu of payment though...even a shag with me wouldn't cover a $10,000 bill )

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Leaf clutter in my gutters.need to renovate my studio...and my sexual capital is dwindling by the minute...Hmm ,now what else can I trade... Oh yeah..Anyone need a poem:) xxFreya in search of a man,any man would be handy.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    could trim my verge anytime and I'd still pay him for mowing the lawns... He's a tanned, blue-eyed, cheeky, young, fit hunk of spunk that fella... I may have spent some private time in my bedroom while he's been doing the lawns imagining that very scenario.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    trees trimmed, whipper snipper or hedge trimming?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    trees trimmed, whipper snipper or hedge trimming?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    For a hot tradie to seduce one day.... how convenient. ... but unfortunately, I've not yet had that opportunity. Not in instead of payment but more of a bonus! 😋 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    In my earlier days in the styling trade I have had a few sexy and damm hot trade offs but I just can't ethically do that anymore ..well RHP members that Could be a different story 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Chaucer

    Chaucer

    11 years ago

    Back in the late nineties I drove a cab while I was at Uni. Only once did I have an offer to pay the fare with an alternative option. The very large gentleman was not my type, so I let him know "your offer is very generous, but how do I give the cab owner his 50%?" Chaucer

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    rascally cobwebs in my filter box that could do with removal ... I did try to hit on my tech guy today. Emphasis on try. Ended in an epic text fail ... long story but a slow death of embarrassment ensued ... in typical paintme style.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I can happily say I had a very sexy and cute lawnmower guy, started out just having a coffee after he had finished the lawns after a few visits ended up hot and steamy on the kitchen table! Never had to pay for lawn-mowing again until I moved. was always very hot and steamy and very pleasurable

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    recently aired a story about tradies hitting on housewives and how inappropriate it was, bloody kill joys!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You are back...is this just to tantalise us...a fleeting visit? ....hugs xxFreya

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    11 years ago

    In man mode, installed a spa for a single mum. Got the big invitation to help her try it out when finished. Weird thing is, tried out every bed and piece of furniture in the house but never made it to the spa. And still got paid in full. Gotta love the service industry. Going that extra distance for the customer......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Working at a ladies house, modifying and moving a gate. It's 35

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    It's 35 in the sun. Xmas ham, Camembert in a ciabatta roll with endless peach iced tea ! Some customers are awesome ! No flirting though. Friend of the exes !