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Close Encounters (of the weird kind)
March 17 2016
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RHP User
10 years ago
I have already told you...do not stop taking your meds.😘xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
I have already told you...do not stop taking your meds.😘xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
And Freya said something similar but "If you're crazy and you know it shake your meds!" Sorry I had to - but no I've never had any such experience Obi x
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madotara69
10 years ago
So Obi, you have unequivocally ruled out electric fences ? Mado Mado Tara xx
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madotara69
10 years ago
n. a kind of melancholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details—raindrops skittering down a window, tall trees leaning in the wind, clouds of cream swirling in your coffee—which leads to a dawning awareness of the haunting fragility of life, a mood whose only known cure is the vuvuzela.
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RHP User
10 years ago
All that remains to be asked is.... "what were you drinking?" and "where can I get me some?" but on second thoughts I'm not really into being probed... I prefer to be the prober! hehe LG
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horneycouplewa
10 years ago
I think you were slipped a Micky Nothing worse than not remembering a good night 👽
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Service_man
10 years ago
You got probed alright --most likely by one of their gay cow loving male friends LOL
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RHP User
10 years ago
You might be pregnant with an alien baby 😝
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tall60
10 years ago
Get in touch with SETI.com...tell them yr tail...they may spirit u to the USA for further testing....alternatively ask Julian to vacate the Equadorian embassy so u can hide there ...but really sounds like a case of extrasexory perception to me.
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DynamicCouple36
10 years ago
Are you sure they were women and not guys dressed as woman ? 😊 Maybe they spiked your drink or slipped you something ? Lol 😊 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Can sometimes do that to you. Or maybe you passed out before they were finished and they kicked you up the........
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RHP User
10 years ago
It's okay to accept liking a bit of anal play... No need to make up such elaborate stories! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I think you met twin succubi...the female demons who have sex with sleeping men 😱😱xxFreya
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DynamicCouple36
10 years ago
We think this would make a great movie plot . You should develop the storyline further and you might just have a best seller - Posted from rhpmobile
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threesixty
10 years ago
What ever drugs they gave you that night, please pass them around and share...
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Means that there was a guy waiting in the bushes.Girls got you ready, he snuck in and fucked you sillyYou were so far in bliss you didn't notice. You were in Noddy land where the feel of a hard cock inside you drags you to a distant galaxy in a state of ecstasy. You were in raptures.And what does it mean?Means you a closet homosexual and didn't know it. Not even the condom hanging out your arse clued you in..........Best you head off down to the gay sauna immediately to check out some more aliens. Free consult fromAuntie Annie
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MsJonesy
10 years ago
....paging Scully & Mulder 📣📡 😁👾
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RHP User
10 years ago
Well, whoever or whatever they were, they could have at least pulled my pants back up. Having a sun burnt arse is not at all funny.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Well, whoever or whatever they were, they could have at least pulled my pants back up. Having a sun burnt arse is not at all funny.
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RHP User
10 years ago
An alien anal probe.You need to wave a metal detector over your arsehole and see if its still in there.Or get someone to watch your arsehole while you sleep and when it thinks your asleep if will poke it's antenna dish out of your arsehole to phone home and then the person watching your arsehole can grab hold of it and rip it out of your arse.
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DynamicCouple36
10 years ago
Uranus ? Lol :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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DynamicCouple36
10 years ago
Uranus ? Lol :) Best we play the theme song of Deliverance & X files - Posted from rhpmobile
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DynamicCouple36
10 years ago
Uranus ? Lol :) Best we play the theme song of Deliverance & X files - Posted from rhpmobile
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DynamicCouple36
10 years ago
Uranus ? Lol :) Best we play the theme song of Deliverance & X files - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Uranus is the most logical origin of an alien anal probe.
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RHP User
10 years ago
You could bend over and ask a friend or passerby to look directly at your arsehole to see if there is any light shining out of it too, anal probes probably have lights.Although the anal probe may have hidden itself behind a black hole so you wont see any light and then need a metal detector. If you don't have one you could go to police station where they have them, or you may just find yourself at a police station some time, anyway just ask the police to wave one around your arsehole to check for any alien anal probes inside.They also have Tazers too so if the anal probe detects the metal detector is detecting it and launches the communications array from your arsehole the copper can zap it with his tazer and fry its brain. Just explain it to them and when you bend over to get them to use the detector just bear down like you're having a shit because it'll probably try to back up once it detects the detector detecting it.Then cornered it'll try to phone home and as soon as you feel its head poke out yell to the coppers to "Tazer my alien anal probe." Note, while I've never seen this done I have watched a lot of online videos to research it and it should work.There are no known images of one, the only one that exists is hidden Area 51 with the other UFO's So if you can get this on video it would be world breaking, it would go viral and make you rich.
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RHP User
10 years ago
but some might call that a hangover :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
having Deja vu... maybe THAT is alien caused......
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RHP User
10 years ago
If an antenna comes out of your bung hole next time you fart I think you may be right. Cheers, Natural - Posted from rhpmobile
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DynamicCouple36
10 years ago
we posted using an iphone
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RHP User
10 years ago
Thank you all for your interesting, insightful, helpful (and not so helpful) comments, observations, advice and suggestions. I don't feel so silly now. Having taken all your comments on board I have had a bright idea. I was at the chemist today (getting sun burn cream) and I noticed these eggs that you put in water to make them hatch and a little dinosaur emerges. I will be traveling back to Brisbane next week and I plan to drop into the Cracow Pub again. After closing time I will wander out into the same paddock, pop one of these eggs up my arse and assume the same position. This is sure to attract the attention of the aliens and they will nip down to probe me again. They are bound to find the egg and take it back to their spaceship where it will hatch. That will blow their freeking space minds and really mess with their data! Lol! At the moment, Aliens 1 : Obi1 nil.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Obi1Kenietzsche' Thank you all for your interesting, insightful, helpful (and not so helpful) comments, observations, advice and suggestions. I don't feel so silly now. Having taken all your comments on board I have had a bright idea. I was at the chemist today (getting sun burn cream) and I noticed these eggs that you put in water to make them hatch and a little dinosaur emerges. I will be traveling back to Brisbane next week and I plan to drop into the Cracow Pub again. After closing time I will wander out into the same paddock, pop one of these eggs up my arse and assume the same position. This is sure to attract the attention of the aliens and they will nip down to probe me again. They are bound to find the egg and take it back to their spaceship where it will hatch. That will blow their freeking space minds and really mess with their data! Lol! At the moment, Aliens 1 : Obi1 nil. Obi .... forget Star Wars. With those eggs you could be starting Arse Wars! LG
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RHP User
10 years ago
Well peoples, Obi1 hear,, reporting from outside tge Cracow Pub on Sunday night at 7:15pm. I am well and truly pussed and amn going ip to the paddock now with my space egg to see the allens. Wish me lyck! Oobi1
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RHP User
10 years ago
Am hete alkens! Where are you
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RHP User
10 years ago
Just got to get me one of THOSE Mado, but they are not allowed in Queensland anymore!😋 Shells: Absolutely PMSL! Good one! LYW! Jonesy, do you ever think Mulder ever probed Scully (or vice versa)?
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RHP User
10 years ago
Banjo's perhaps?
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RHP User
10 years ago
Chicko and Dynamic, great minds think alike! (Re: Banjo music!). Lol!
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RHP User
10 years ago
My sphincter muscle always clams up when I hear banjos twanging. ♬ ♪ ♫ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬♬ ♪ ♫ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬♬ ♪ ♫ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬♬ ♪ ♫ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬♬ I wonder if the used the latest 128gb iProd and why is it that the majority of alien probings (in the US) mainly involve backwoods hillbilly type folk and never a scientist, dentist, doctor, or such?
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RHP User
10 years ago
That's 'cause y'all jus' can't trust those damn dang Scientists, Dentists and Doctor folk! Yeeee-harrrr! Obi1
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