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Club MOI...

January 05 2010

Seems everyone is starting a new club so what the hell, so will I. Mine will be called Club MOI and you guessed it, it's all about me. Pre-requisites as follows: Male Aged 25 - 35 Single Minimum height of 5'11 Body fat of 10% and lower Fully shaven Can breathe through ears for prolonged periods Think that women my age are simply AWESOME (Wait, change that to: Think I am AWESSOME) Applicants must send: Full body shots Clear face shots 3 referee's Credit card details for payment of membership Recent medical clean bill of health Large box of Dark chocolate Lindt Note from parent/guardian giving permission to stay out late. Please note: Cock shots will result in your application being withdrawn and passed onto men/women who love that kind of stuff. Members MUST adhere to the rules of Club Moi. 1. You do not talk about Club Moi 2. You DO NOT talk about Club Moi 3. If I say stop, go limp from exhaustion the session is over. 4. At least two guys at a session. 5. No shirts, no shoes 6.Sessions will go on for as long as they have to 7.If this is your first night at Club MOI you must participate. All decisions re applications will be final and no further discussion will be entered into. Direct all mail to: xJoannax Owner/manager of Club Moi

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RHP User

16 years ago

So I would be interested in joining a club for short, balding, pear shaped, nearsighted, thick set people, as long as fifty percent are women of a sympathetic nature. Only criteria is that everyone is healthy, sane, playful, naked and naughty. Women lacking dentures are most acceptable as they have special skills in the oral department. No discrimination against age, colour, race, shape, size and looks. Happy and willing disposition most desirable. An open mind and a strong libido is essential.

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RHP User

16 years ago

Yet anther club i can't get into.......DENIED DENIED DENIEDThats it Nev just climb back up onto the scrapheap....comfy....yur gunna be there for a while,Cheers Nev........sitting up on top of the scrap heap....looking forlornly around....thinking of days of yore!

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RHP User

16 years ago

Getting bored up here on the scrap heap.... found a tin can to kick around....spying a few other familiar faces here.Maybe we could start our own club!Cheers Nev....ooh look , another seagull !!!

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RHP User

16 years ago

Damn it - I ordered the box of chocolates and the courier was here to bring them over to you in advance of my arrival and then I read the fine print... doh Oh well - I shall just gaze at your amazing photos with the tats... yes the TATS ;-) Hope you get your membership up. The concept of a membership drive gives me all kinds of ideas.... Wayne x

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RHP User

16 years ago

where do i sign up?;)

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RHP User

16 years ago

Damn!If only I was younger, single and thinner. I thnk I have all the other categories covered.Mr. FF.

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RHP User

16 years ago

Is there any chance of exemptions on the age limit?

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RHP User

16 years ago

Ok I get the idea of bringing the two guys with me... but what will you be doing? HUgs Stalky

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RHP User

16 years ago

Damn just a lil young and a lil short.... Oh well back to the search function.

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RHP User

16 years ago

i am in

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RHP User

16 years ago

Covered and passed with A+ results on 80% of the addmission critiria, 1; Failed the age question. = missed by that much 2; Height result was short of the mark. I dont understand this requirement as we all the same if we are on our knees. 3; A note from my parents. Can i forge it? They wont let me out. All is not lost. If I buy you 4 boxes of chocky's will that make up the difference? If not then it's off to the scrap heap with Nev

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RHP User

16 years ago

Quoting 'stalky' Ok I get the idea of bringing the two guys with me... but what will you be doing? HUgs Stalky I certainly won't be the one serving drinks. lol

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