Come sit on Santa's lap and tell us your Christmas wish list.

December 08 2013

I have been voted as a substitute Santa this year. As such I want to here from all the boys and girls what they would like for Christmas. I do have a list and will check it twice but I'm not so worried about who's naughty or nice... And people , no front teeth.... Obbi "I always wondered how many times Santa went down."

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Can I please have a tall dark Irishman in my bed when I wake on Christmas morning. I'd like to be able to keep him so that I can play with him whenever I want. Thankyou Kale - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Who's the red M and M?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Who voted? And we're they real votes, or did the people in the photos you've previously used 'vote' lol Santa..... bring me a Riviera 48 enclosed cockpit. Don't leave it under my tree.... The nearby marina will do nicely. DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I want a new man or two to play with for the long term. Oh and I have been a very good girl all year. Thank you.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I want a new man or two to play with for the long term. Oh and I have been a very good girl all year. Thank you.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I would like a job where I earn more money for 4 days a week work. A wonder bra that doesn't make my jubilees jiggle when I walk, and a sports bra which actually works. Sick of walking around looking like a panda! 🐼

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Dear Santa, For Christmas I want... An XboxOne... and a PS4.... and lots of games.... and a winning lotto ticket... and a house with a pool.... and a pay rise.... and a new Jaguar... and a round the world trip.... and peace on earth. OR A kind, loving, independant, kinky, intelligent and fun woman to share life with. Will leave it up to you which of the above two options is the easiest to deliver but if you help me find the latter I promise not to ask for anything ever again. Regards, SG.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I have everything I want. Thank you x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    For Christmas, I want that pay rise I am waiting for since 3 years, I must have been a very bad" Girl" not to get it, and my punishment should be over by now, I behaved, I really did, only got speeding tickets this year....yes to many I know but is wasnt my fault, why do they suddenly change the signs from 110 to 80, it isn't fair........please I will be slowing down from now on and crawl around the streets......I promise Also could you please pick out a nice man for me who thinks I am the bestest and yummiest lick there ever was.....and he should stay with me and can lick me when ever he feel like it. And...and.... happiness, good health for all.... Thank you Santa L

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Dear Santa, Life for us is great so be kind to those who wish for better. Oh a fishing cruise On DG's New boat might be nice if you want to give us something, and you would have to organise some time off work as well. Maybe that's too much but thanks anyway. Lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Beachlover1999

    Beachlover1999

    12 years ago

    Funny, I am kind, loving, kinky independent and VERY funny AND I have a house with a pool........Lolol :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm not expecting anything for Christmas this year as I know that I've been very, very naughty. If you do decide to overlook my badness or let me atone for my sins... I'd really like a holiday, or a wife... I could really do with a wife!! Maybe a lovely new FWB, needs to live close by, be big and strong and handsome... Adventurous and caring... Sigh! Yours,

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I was going to be not greedy and ask for just one lovely bi boy to play with, but then I thought about it and realised that without another boy it would kinda defeat the purpose of why I want said bi boys. So, two lovely bi boys please.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    If your Christmas wishes come true... Sharing is caring xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    But..... just in case u can....I want Snow white and her 7 toy's to wake me up with a knock on the door xmas morning....Yummmmm....xknots

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    12 years ago

    Actually it isn't I would really like just someone interested in knowing me for me and to have amazing mind blowing, body trembling regular playtime with. (By regular I mean at least once a day) You can leave him in my bed rather than under the tree. 😊 Missb 💋

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ....I have been a very bad girl all year so I am looking forward to my reward. I will leave it up to you. thanks Ruby

  • Beachlover1999

    Beachlover1999

    12 years ago

    But Santa you only cum once a year........I would love it a little bit more often I have an insatiable appetite!!!!! ;))))

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Missb72' Actually it isn't I would really like just someone interested in knowing me for me and to have amazing mind blowing, body trembling regular playtime with. (By regular I mean at least once a day) You can leave him in my bed rather than under the tree. 😊 Missb 💋 And I'd really like a full time well paying job where my mind gets challenged regularly

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Allow people who are homeless to feel the magic of Christmas :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    12 years ago

    Have an incredibly sexy, and extremely naughty man who thinks that I am the best thing since sliced bread.....I promise to look after him.....oh and I have also been a very good girl this year..... please and thank you Donna xoxo

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Please

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Can I be your x-mas pressie Missb72

  • Originalbadboy

    Originalbadboy

    12 years ago

    Jay, That is a very nice... tie....? I think Santa should make a special trip just for you. Obbi ''I ain't no energiser bunny, he will eventually go flat....''

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I need my computer fixed so it can read USB devices again, I need paint for the backroom and a big pot of wallpaper paste and tins and tins of floor lacquer so I can renovate to my Grand Design. Beautiful sentiment Lurk x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I want more time with my little monster, I want a few parts to sexy up my bike, more time to ride the bloody thing and a bit of help with saving a deposit for my house. (Wanna renovate the hell out of my own place)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm happy and content with life, so please just pay it forward for me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Where have you been all year? You show up once a year, sneak into my house under the cover of darkness and feel the need to bring me presents! I hear rumours that you visit EVERYONE and keep lists about what I'm up to. I'm expected to sit on your knee, whisper in your ear, tell you my secrets, and leave out food and drink for you to only half eat and drink when you're done, and then "poof" it's all over red to rover and I don't hear from you for another twelve months! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I would ask for world peace.... but I know you don't work miracles. (That's the Other Guy) So instead, I would ask that you deliver Channing Tatum and Chris Hemsworth for the threesome I so desire. If for some lame reason you can't accommodate this humble request, then can you at the very least deliver me a fabulous FB who will worship my body and be my regular playmate? Thank you xo Bella

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Jay jay and Indy at the same time with me in the middle ;),,

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Awesome71'... I'd really like a holiday, or a wife... I could really do with a wife!! I've worked out what I want ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Stir_it_alot' Allow people who are homeless to feel the magic of Christmas :) Christmas is a tough time for a lot of my patients who have nothing to look forward to these holidays. Many of them are unable to spend it with their children or other loved ones..My wish is for them to feel that they matter to someone. And for the person who receives the white Christmas rose Stir gives to someone every year to have a little spring in their step..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    While you're at it, can I have a month off to spoil only me, myself, my dogs, my lovers and I?.

  • cpleplus14more

    cpleplus14more

    12 years ago

    Available for personal consultations on your list, naughty girls and couples to the front of the line. Come sit on Santas lap and see what presents he has for you. I am holidaying i Sydney until I have to work my ass off on the 25th, so anyone in or visiting can meet Santa :)

  • cpleplus14more

    cpleplus14more

    12 years ago

    Jay Jay. no more batteries! Last year you used up my whole supply and I had to listen to millions of kids whinging why diesnt it come with batteries....... So this year I got you a generator and 6 months supply of diesel - see you in six months....... Ho Fucking Ho Santa

  • cpleplus14more

    cpleplus14more

    12 years ago

    You get a special Santa hug for being a good soul. Ho Fucking Ho Santa

  • cpleplus14more

    cpleplus14more

    12 years ago

    Soooooo I only come once a year and you want me to stop and drink milk????? Put out some Scotch and we can talk ok. I like your cookies but. Ho Fucking Ho Santa

  • cpleplus14more

    cpleplus14more

    12 years ago

    Damn you almost got a special Santa hug, then you went all troppo on me. Weather channel for you...and take the bateries out of those lights and give them to Jay Jay Ho Fucking Ho Santa

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    But I notice that, most are wanting something for themselves.... It's a time of giving, being amongst loved ones.... So..... Anyone gonna love me? :p Bahahahaha fuck I crack myself up.... But in all seriousness, I just give at this time of year. Especially the presents I seem to get. Whilst they're lovely and all, as it's been mentioned, so many don't get to feel the magic of Christmas. It may just be a white rose, but emotionally it's love. Love thy neighbour, even if they own only a shopping trolley. - Posted from rhpmobile