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Comic relief...Some times the Pie gets a little too hot,so here is sme comic relief
August 06 2014
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RHP User
11 years ago
Thank you to Sir Stir for the name Vaginamite xQ
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RHP User
11 years ago
Wander Woman.
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RHP User
11 years ago
The Anal Phantom For obvious reasons.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I recently went on an interesting bus trip where we were all issued with name tags on lanyards and told this would be our new name for the evening. I drew the best name out of the bag: Cuntalina Fucklebitch Loved it so much I still have the tag. So I'll go with that one I think. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I want to be the Invisible Bum Bandit.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Qefenta3' Thank you to Sir Stir for the name Vaginamite xQ And PenisButter... I'd be Roger RAMjet... LOL
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' I want to be the Invisible Bum Bandit. LMAO... Are you shittin' me or are you obsessed by arses... (Male or Female or both???) No need to be shy... LOL. I am too (Female only, though). Men have really never done a thing for me...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Thor comes to earth and meets a young Ita Buttrose. She is immediately taken with him and rushes him home to Point Piper for a weekend of torrid and unrelenting sex. Exhausted and feeling somewhat guilty, Thor decided to come clean and tell Ita who he really is... Ita, I must tell you something. I'm Thor" Rolling her eyes, she scoffs and says, "You're Thor, I can hardly pee!!!!" DTx
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On_Safari
11 years ago
Faster than a vibrating bullet, stronger that a multiple orgasm from a 10" silicon strap-on, able to leap tall penis's in a single bound!! Is it a pearl bird? Is it a iced butt plug? No!!! It's Supersnatch 😎
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RHP User
11 years ago
the Minged Crusader
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madotara69
11 years ago
Leap off tall wardrobes and glide into Tara's integrity I am Batman ............./\./\ Mado /``\ (black ears and matching cape) ........|...\.^./...| ......./....|.B |....\ ...../...../......\.....\ Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Funny ladies,now where are the male equivalents:-) XQ..aka Vaginamite
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sorry Batman...didn't see you lurking there on top of the wardrobe xV
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madotara69
11 years ago
trying out this new stealth mode, mwahahaha
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RHP User
11 years ago
VULVARINE and lived to tell the tale. Again and again. And again. With a cleverly placed apostrophe, Superman becomes: S'perman.Is it a bird? Is it a plane? SPLATCH!! Meantime....there's a red-ended dripping Hulk incarnate, festering and bulging with pant splitting energy! Somewhere below! How many Jokers on RHP?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Wank'a'Woman!!!!!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Mado..... your superhero has saggy moobs...... just sayin - Posted from rhpmobile
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madotara69
11 years ago
It's an optical illusion, I do at least three push ups, every time we have sex.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Mado..... your superhero has saggy moobs...... just sayin Neg-Man?
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madotara69
11 years ago
.......... ...../\./\ Mado ../`..`\ (black ears and matching cape) .......||.\.^./.|| ......././/|.B.\.\.\ ...//|//()\.\.\\\ ..|..|..|...|....|...\..\.\.....\
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RHP User
11 years ago
Screw DG's opinion on this one I see two faces!!!! One though looks happier than the other :/ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Creating Mayhem on Lies in the Quest for Truth.
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madotara69
11 years ago
Mean while back at the station, Neg Man enters the room, where too his surprise OMG He finds Wander Woman spread eagled and moaning in passionate delight, OMG mmmmmmmm, do it too me now Neg Man rushes in disrobing and dives in for king and country, urghhhhhhh Shortly after Neg Man steps away......................How did you like that, he bellows in a debonair tone and stance Wander Woman replies............ Well.... maybe you should ask the Invisible Bum Bandit
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madotara69
11 years ago
Limb* And Shortly* as in shortly, a couple of minutes maybe.
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RHP User
11 years ago
The Green Pornet ;) GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'thesaint83' VULVARINE
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' .......... ...../\./\ Mado ../`..`\ (black ears and matching cape) .......||.\.^./.|| ......././/|.B.\.\.\ ...//|//()\.\.\\\ ..|..|..|...|....|...\..\.\.....\ Batman giving birth to... Robin?
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RHP User
11 years ago
It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's premature ejaculation man......... Where is he? Oh,He's coming... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Pussy Burglar.... Enters your house in the middle of the night, disarms all your security features and makes off with your most prized possessions... In the morning you're left scratching your head wondering what happened....
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RHP User
11 years ago
FACETIOUS FELON, fighting for fun, fellowship and fellatio.
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RHP User
11 years ago
The Penetrator - He is all he is cracked up to be!!! Peeping Tom - He wears someone else's underpants on the outside!!! The Kinkster - He's perpetually stuck inside a chicken, but has nice Pecks!!! RockHard - He's like Granite for short bursts then needs twenty minutes or so to recover!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Can I be part of the teenage mutant ninja turtle heads please? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Tardarrrrrrrr......!!!! Cunningly cohabitating curious camoflage costume, carrying contaminated concealed candles........OMG.... !! Its .....👀. 💪 👙 !!!!!....CUNTAHONTIS.....!!!! 👺 Nearly nabs nine naughty nympos naughtly nibbling Navel's nipples.....💋 "HELP" Hoehum horribly, heniously , hauntingly howls.......helplessly holding hidden handbag...👜 Cuntahontis comes.....sexily sailing the seven seas, soullessly searching several soldiers, salivatingly stops to savor some 👍 💕 Verociously vanquishing venomous villians, violently validating Vaginamites various values, vandalizing vacant vessels, whilst visiting various veheminant voluptuious vampires. ⚡🌙 . - Posted from rhpmobile
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Languid
11 years ago
is slithering to get you. Its the one eyed trouser snake.
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RHP User
11 years ago
There once was a lass called Indagine(a). Who liked the grape from the Riverina Once whilst at a "meet" She got pissed off her feet And since then no one has seen her. There once was a wench we call Mez Who solved clues better than all of the rez A Pirate's Quest she took on And won a bottle of Dom As Cap'n No Beard will confez.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Wander Woman. yep wander what you will do next :)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' The Anal Phantom For obvious reasons. i'll be looking to see who's behind me before I bend over to pick something up :)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' I want to be the Invisible Bum Bandit. Hmmmm it's going to be a waste of time looking now
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madotara69
11 years ago
Depending on the tone of your post.
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RHP User
11 years ago
"The Politician" able to fuck you 20 different ways, tell you everything you want to hear, travel from state to state on a private jet for one, run for 4 years but still be unfit, visit brothels spending taxpayers money in order to kick start the economy. Is it a knob, is it a wanker no it's a Dick.
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RHP User
11 years ago
😁
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madotara69
11 years ago
Phew That looks like a pill I accidentally took 3 0r 4 of once.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Posted that on this thread by mistake. Sorry! Obi1
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Quoting 'madotara69' .......... ...../\./\ Mado ../`..`\ (black ears and matching cape) .......||.\.^./.|| ......././/|.B.\.\.\ ...//|//()\.\.\\\ ..|..|..|...|....|...\..\.\.....\ Batman giving birth to... Robin?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'gavmac' It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's premature ejaculation man......... Where is he? Oh,He's coming... - Posted from rhpmobile NO... He's been and Gone...!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
He came. He saw. He came again.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' Phew That looks like a pill I accidentally took 3 0r 4 of once. If you're seeing the same white square I am on my laptop, I suspect they were Rennies. Understandable with a little dude bursting out of your stomach!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Moan of Arc and use my Flower Power on you :P - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Mado..... your superhero has saggy moobs...... just sayin Neg-Man? My Shadow...... always following.... right behind me..... LOL
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' .......... ...../\./\ Mado ../`..`\ (black ears and matching cape) .......||.\.^./.|| ......././/|.B.\.\.\ ...//|//()\.\.\\\ ..|..|..|...|....|...\..\.\.....\ Now you look like a New Zealander..... hahahahaha
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting Meander"Premature Ejaculation Man... He came. He saw. He came again. " I'd rather be known as " CAPTAIN CUMALOT"
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RHP User
11 years ago
He can go down for hours without breathing..... Just can't think of a name. It's Friday and I'm thirsty, - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
That Aquaman comment made me think of a girlfriend of mine (Hi, M) who squirts quite impressively. May I present her: Super Soaker!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Enjoys sticking his nose in and out and in and out of other people's privates, can handle every sticky situation, make him tell a lie and watch it grow, just don't let him sneeze on you.....
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RHP User
11 years ago
Pelvis Pleasily...singing Vulva las Vajayjays
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