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Comical ! Romantic ! Hopeless ! Flirtacious endeavours !

August 03 2014

A recent Forum post from a Big spoon !! Haha so to speak ,that i personally loved the hopeless flirtacious romantic of this gent can be viewed in many ways but the way i look at it is with cheer and hope and romance all be it hopelessly stumbling through it tripping over your own feet !! But isnt that just it what a man or woman will do to flirt or be flirted with and that is how many a lovers and relationships start with comical ! Romantic ! Unplanned ! Hopeless flirts !! From hopeless romantics :-)) such is life ! A Beautiful woman many moons ago i met and Flirted with over a number of weeks one night ended up in her lounge room , beautiful breasts exposed and a sexual tension between us both at 9.9 on the rictor scale !!! As this angel was leading me to her room , met face to chest ! With a towering gentlemen one could only describe as her father !! And the words bellowed " who the fuck are you ?" Well i replied im well thanks how are you ?? Hmmm !!! "Not fucking how !!!WHO ?? Ohhh !!! And all my flirtacious prowess i saw disintegrate before me as i drove away in a taxi alone . !! So close but i must not quit ! The next day i turned my hopeless but sucsessful flirtacious achievments into one last attempt and with that a single red rose was delivered to my flirtee ! With a small poem and a request at the end to save me the next dance??? And we did for the next three years :-)) Share your funny ! Hopeless !romantic flirts in your life that may very well have connected you to flirts for a lifetime or just funtimes :-)) - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    on the phone for a year....we met..and were living together four weeks later....it lasted nine years...sort of xQ

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    wish I had one worth telling telling :)

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    On seeing a very reputable clairvoyant in 1997 she said "OH! She's lovely. This blonde haired lady I'm seeing. She's been through a bit but she's ok. Tends to wear her heart on her sleeve I think?...You'll have a great affinity with her".Then she looked at me quizzikly and said "She wears a heart on her sleeve"....Fourteen years later I received a flirt from a gorgeous blonde and we eventually met up and had an absolutely fantastic love and exquisite erotic love life for 3 years....She happened to have a small love heart tattooed on her left wrist.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Beautiful Brother Beautiful. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I said hi.... wanna root. She said ok..... just like it happens in RHP message fairy tales lol

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    you are such an arsh.lol I mean it in a nice way.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Tell me something?????because I am a bit confused......this wonderful love you found......is it still on or not? Was it real or just a wishful fantasy? Are you sad happy or confused? Are you sarcastic or truthfully still hopeful? I like what you write, it blows my mind every time I read something from you............still I am confused. Please explainyours Litonya

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Yes .:-)) All of the above . - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    what happened to these loves. I have only had one significant long term relationship, I have no idea what it feels like to invest in someone short term and lose them. I am not even sure if that makes me lucky or unlucky.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    A few years ago, I saw a v sexy man sitting, drinking on the top step, leading down to the pubs outdoor area.... I smiled at this handsome beast, and said "come slide with me..". Then attempted to 'slide' gracefully down the metal safety bar... Well....I was slightly tipsy, smashed my beer, and tripped over my feet at the bottom....landing with a thud on my bottom... Needless to say, above mentioned male did NOT respond sexually to my failed flirtation attempt...He laughed, walked inside, and was never seen by,me again. Arrrr well, u win some, lose some... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Had been going out for a while when we decided to have our first encounter, her family owned a hotel motel in a country town so privacy was not an issue,so we thought.I was 13 she was 15 we where having the time of our lives when suddenly her fathers big burly voice came smashing through the door followed by a lot of loud banging, the older sister thought it would be funny to tell her dad what her younger sister was up to.I think i would have beaten Sally Pearson hurdling out that window that day, We did get away with it though pmsl about it now.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Surely you get flirted with every day in your shop !!! And come on i know your a flirt when you wanna be :-)) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    But imagine if you had landed on top of the man !!!! Yeeeeh haaaarrrr!!!! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Many years ago I had an hour to kill before catching a bus to the airport in Cyprus. I was was returning to England after a holiday with Greek friends and their Cypriot family. I was Sitting on the beach at Farmagusta and a man approached, sat down and introduced himself very politely. He was from Oman. We talked for one hour and I will never forget the feeling that I experienced in his presence. It was so intense that I could feel every cell in my body. Yet I was transported to a place that I had never been before. (Except for performing my art... Yet different) It was spiritual, intensely physical and oh so in the moment. One hour and he was gone. One hour to remember for the rest of my life.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    That gave me shivers...I love that when you travel you can have meaningful unforgettable encounters that last for an hour.....compared with forgettable,meaningless ones that can go on for years.... why is that xQ

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    After a wonderful weekend together we said our goodbyes, I sent a text telling him he forgot something, his reply was what? my response was you forgot me, he replied dont worry I'll be back for you. Fell in love that day Its been almost a year thats its been over but somethings you never forget.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Qefenta.. I think we are like very young children when we travel. Open hearts and minds, and living in the moment . I have had many magic moments when travelling and here in my own land but I just connected very deeply on every level with this man. I will never know why. Moments like that we live for ... No? ;-)

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    About 3 years back I walked into the local bread shop and was taken back by this gorgeous girl.. After a few visits and friendly chats ' I walked in one day and she just came out with a " I really like you ' ? I returned the compliment telling her I liked her too. The next time I went there ' I was served by another girl but I could see her in the background . She caught my attention and came out saying 'how much she miss's me ' this caught me off guard and of all things I just nodded. I was attracted but didn't go back for some weeks . When I did the attraction was strong and she started holding my hand, and our talk turned sexual but something was holding me back and i didn't know what. Even though ' I stayed away.. After about 6 months I went back to her shop one day and got shocked to find her about 3 months pregnant. Curious I asked her "how come " ( silly question I know ) Then she came clean telling me she already had a 4 year old girl and husband .. Talk about dodging a bullet.. my gut feeling was right... I still see her occasionly and we're still friends' but in a different way... Life's full of surprises...

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Bigocean' Surely you get flirted with every day in your shop !!! And come on i know your a flirt when you wanna be :-)) - Posted from rhpmobile nothing really memorable. I get a lot...so what does your boyfriend/husband think of you working here? Hardly noteworthy stuff. I have had a few good lines in opening emails on here. My favourite, Hi, my name is Spartacus...no it isn't, sorry that was stupid...haha. Still chat with that cutie.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Yes,I think you are right.Most of the travelling that I have done has been alone.When we are alone,we are more open to connecting with strangers....there is also the freedom to be whoever we want to be in that moment...nobody to reflect back to us who they think we are or expect that we will be that person xQ

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I was at a pub (yeah surprised right) and a band was playing (another surprise) and the music was great and I had to dance. The uilleann pipe player was an incredibly sexy man and I found my eyes drawn back to him again and again. At times I caught him watching me. During their break he was passing the hat around and he stood in front of me and everything about him told me he was interested. When they got playing again I got back to dancing and it was like I was honey to a bear, there were suddenly heaps of guys flirting with me. At the end of the night, my flatmates wanted to get going and I never got the chance to talk to the uilleann pipe player again. I did take home a French man who ended up being really boring and I had to make up a story to get rid of him. Just shows you should go for what you want, not just what you can get.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    When I was in my thirties ,I went to see a band with some friends...a gorgeous young man started chatting to me and soon I found myself leaping on the back of his motorcycle.... We ended up outside of a mansion in Toorak....I was a little surprised but continued to follow him up the steps and into the house.....at the top of the stairs a door squeakef open and a trembly voice said "'is that you dear".....dear responded,"'yes Gran ,and this is Q "'....in the morning Gran,dear and I,all had breakfast together:-) xQ

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_silk' After a wonderful weekend together we said our goodbyes, I sent a text telling him he forgot something, his reply was what? my response was you forgot me, he replied dont worry I'll be back for you. Fell in love that day Its been almost a year thats its been over but somethings you never forget. goosebumps.