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RHP

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Complete inbox message preview line

November 24 2017

Hi 😘 I like to have fun reading the opening sentence from a first message and completing it in my mind before opening the message, albeit it a bit cynical nowadays, given my current search for more than casual. But anyway, have time to kill waiting for my Mr Dreamboat 😉 I do amuse myself along the way. This is a light hearted topic. Please keep it that way. So to be clear, what I mean is when you open your inbox and only a small bit of the message is shown on the line before you open the message. Some examples of my fucked up mind> 1. Hi. Loved your profile. Would love a....... Root ☺ 2. Hey there. Hope you're having a........ Dry spell so I can appear more appealing 😇 3. Hey. Great looking sexy body. Want to..... Fill a gap in my schedule? 😁 4. Hey baby. Can I ask you one thing...... No 😃 5. Hi. I read your profile and...... You're one seriously fucked up woman 6. Hi. Awesome profile and pics. I'd love to see......... Your pg 7. Hi there. Your pics are so...... Revolting. How is it you get any action at all 8. Hi there. Keen to meet for drinks n have a chat....... Or skip the drinks and fuck 👌 9. Wanna see me cum on cam and eat it....... (Yes that was an actual first message opening line) No, just no 10. Please let me be your personal...... Trainer. You look like shit, you could use some work 😇

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Many of my friends say that the messages you recieve are normal to them. Because they also recieve the same crap lines from guys that you have recieved . What are guys thinking. They would not even have the courage to say that to a person somewhere in public face to face. Why do guys write that stuff.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Thanks yes I agree. Some do make you wonder. This is not so much a complaint though, just the weird way my mind works lol Some of the messages I may have replied to, after reading the complete message, but not before playing my little guess the ending game 😉😉

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I’ll give it a try 😉 1. Ours open also... nothing like Open legs at the beach. 2. Ok well our pics not as adventurous... But let’s jump naked out a plane.😳 3. Super pics excellent I’m not sure how... I will be able to sleep tonight. 4. Delicious, thank you! Yes, after I .... Had a good shit. 🙈 5. Call me a pervert but.... Can I lick your shoes 👠 6. Hello you two, just wanted to.... Say hello,... is it me you looking for 🎤 7. Hey, how’s your week been so far, I... Am Exhausted 😴 8. Hope you like the idea of a younger... 😡 I’m not going to answer that one. 9. Mmmmmm love your profile. We have.... The force strong within us. 10. RetHotPie account upgrade... I get this one way to many times 😂😂😂 xxx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Hi - Hi

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    meta what I write for the first line, just get ignored or never been read

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  • bonefide

    bonefide

    8 years ago

    Your terrible Muriel 😅

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    6. Hello you two, just wanted to.... Say hello,... is it me you looking for 🎤 👍😀 love this one. Very clever

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Hi/hi lol Yes but it's all in the accompanying smiley don't you think? 😉

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Bonefide 😂😂 I know, spank me 😄

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  • bonefide

    bonefide

    8 years ago

    Know If I could have a loan of the lawn mower on Sat arvo ???

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    who are not fortunate enough to be receiving many messages, feel free to borrow mine and add your own ending 👍 Also a healthy reminder how lucky we are to be getting messages at all 😃

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  • bonefide

    bonefide

    8 years ago

    Only for 45 min young lady. oops wrong thread

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I have one of those horse crops. Will that do?

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  • bonefide

    bonefide

    8 years ago

    Is that policy or can I use the more natural hand method, old school but seems to work. ????

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Hi. How are you today? Would be lovely to.... Hey. I wanna have you against the..... Shame it's raining today....we could.... When you get an opportunity, take a..... How are you. I'll be totally honest.....😨 There's a few more from my inbox. Who wants to play and guess the ending? Disclaimer: definitely not a criticism of the messages, some I replied to, some I didn't, as said above just lighthearted fun and real endings won't be disclosed 😉

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    ...why you didn't even open my message to you. I must improve my messages, especially the opening line. Love this thread, keep them coming.

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  • LeMerovingien

    LeMerovingien

    8 years ago

    The jockey line... omg

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    😂😂 Love the jockey and Ben and Phil 😉

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    saw your other post. Brilliant 😁 Case of champagne 😂😂 you see if we never opened and read the full insult, it doesn't have to be an insult, can be a compliment haha very clever. Loving it 👍

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    of our wise ones here 😉 once said what you don't read can't hurt you. Very good advice, advice I took on board. The case of champagne, definitely stealing that one 👍

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  • bonefide

    bonefide

    8 years ago

    Hey. Great looking sexy body. Mine isn't like that as I can't get out of chair and remote for tv is flat Hey baby. Can I ask you one thing...... Have u got any spare common sense Hi. I read your profile and...... Shit that's a first u can read Hi. Awesome profile and pics. I'd love to see......... your test results twice as I don't believe u Hi there. Your pics are so...... Revolting. How is it you get any action at all Hi there. Keen to meet for drinks n have a chat....... As u pay for them as I'm a cheap bastard. Wanna see me cum on cam and eat it....... Hope u choke on it.   Please let me be your personal...... door mat to wipe your feet on. Do you like my cock you can have it... placed in your blender and make something of it. Hi, feel free to drop me a line if... If I'm ever stuck in the mud Hi, so I'm not over 6ft, but as a.... Jockey I can ride you for hours  LMAO its Golden, send comment to pool room Today's a perfect day to eat Ben and... Phil's arseholes 😯😯😯Mmm not touching this comment Hi M, Just going through your... rubbish as I'm hungry

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Hi. I travel to Melbourne every 2....years, I'm also looking for ongoing... Hey. Have you been stealing underwear...from Meander again? (Hangs head... yes, yes I have) I'm keen to catch up sometime, if...you lose 10kgs and 15 years ;) Nice pics babe...Is that really your butt, or did you steal it? Wanna try my 9 inch in your pussy?Bet u gonna scream... (sounds fun ) Hi B, you look like fun!Wanna play mind games?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Betty lmao 😂😂 I didn't see the last few comments when they were posted. But have to say that is absolute gold. 'travelling to Melbpurne every 2 years' LOLed at that 😁 and the last one 'wanna play mind games' 😀 I vote nah on that, gave it up as a bad joke 😉

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    visiting Melbourne every 2 years, let me guess, married and wants you to go exclusive? lol don't answer that obviously 😇

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