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Conte partiro - Time to say goodbye

August 08 2013

Hi guys , I have had such a fun time on RHP , but I will be leaving for a few weeks , off to Europe , and no , it has nothing to do with that unfortunate incident with the Shetland pony . While I'm away I plan to tick a few items off my bucket list. I do want to go visit the island of Lesbos , just to see if the stories are true. I am starting off in Rome so I want to also check out the Vatican . I would like to see if I can bribe one of those Swiss Gaurds to let me sit on the Popes testicle chair . Reckon it would make a great new profile pic , me lounging back with my plums on show ....well it is summer over there so my boys could probably use some airing :) So I'm going to miss my pals on here , going cold turkey . But I do expect to get a full report on anything I've missed over that time . Ciao , Wingman

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RHP User

12 years ago

I know you'll have lots of fun over there. SFxx

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RHP User

12 years ago

You'll be missed!

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RHP User

12 years ago

Sounds kinky... Have fun.

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RHP User

12 years ago

most of it Wingman, half your luck. I'm planning on the BIG APPLE.Look fwd to your observations, I'll need a heads up about a few things I reckon. Enjoy mate

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RHP User

12 years ago

has a chair made out of testicles...wow ,who knew!!!....must have been made from all those castrati..have a great time Wings xxR

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RHP User

12 years ago

Who am I gonna annoy for 4 weeks!! Need a willing victim!!

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RHP User

12 years ago

Have a very happy holiday with your family ,Wingman and i am sure we are all gonna me miss you and have a safe trip ,be careful , have lost of fun we will be waiting for your safe return. xx

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RHP User

12 years ago

Have a fantastic holiday Wingman - just holla if u need help with your bags!!!!! Always willing to lend a hand 😉 Gypsy 💋- Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

12 years ago

Make sure not to have any sex while over there! It could end up being a disaster. http://redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Sex-on-holidays-41633

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RHP User

12 years ago

no rooting young European men...or listening to their lies....

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wingman2014

12 years ago

I may have to consider cancelling now May be I should just try my luck at the Mile High Club? Thanks everyone , be good

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On_Safari

12 years ago

I'll keep you warm while shithead's away..... ppffft. Don't go swimming in Rome Wings in case you get carted away by a giant squid!! And don't forget to bring JayJay and I home something pretty....oh and if anyone hands you a baby abd walks away put the baby down and leave. They're gypsies looking to make a quick buck and the vaby is a rental from a poor village woman. Ummmm and have a good time and come home safe. And don't forget you said you was going to teach me how to ride a big girls bike so I can retire the tricycle. Shithead!! Love Arsewipe xx

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madotara69

12 years ago

Grab us a jar of pickled peppers, please.Mado, Tara xx

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RHP User

12 years ago

Enjoy...I am jealous!!HAHA when sitting on Popes testicle chair or any throne, just remember the RHP measurement!!Foxy

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RHP User

12 years ago

safe travels...cant wait to hear about your 'adventures'......

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RHP User

12 years ago

When you come back report on the easy going and relaxed manner around alcohol. And have a look at the paintings in the Sixteens chapel.

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