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Cut and paste "Sorry, but No" lines..

January 28 2013

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There's constant chatter here about the lack of "Sorry, no thanks messages" when something that looked so good, suddenly turns out to be Ian Meldrums Xmas tree. So if you've had a change of heart, which is to be expected at a place like The Bakery, but don't know what to say? Just cut and paste one of Little Red Engines "Shunt 'em off to the maintenance siding" lines. It's much better than the silence of a cold boiler. You don't want to be referred to as a cold boiler do you?"Look, Meeting you and chatting has been lovely. But I'm really sorry but I've had a change of heart/liver/lung/brain". (insert relevant organ)"Hey (insert name), I really thought I could. But actually I can't. Or maybe it's won't. I'm sorry it's taken me some time to work this out. I hope you don't feel I'm a time waster as I have a deep respect for Swiss craftsmanship"."Hey sorry about last night. My donk spat it's load and threw a big end. I'm still looking for it's nuts. You should have known better than to arrange a date with a mechanic".I was so excited and nervous about seeing you I ran out of the house and locked my keys and wallet inside. When the taxi arrived to pick me up and I had no way of paying him he abused me so viciously that I'm currently foetal under the bush by the letterbox. I think it's better this way"."My pet dolphin was feeling hung over so I had to stay home and comfort her. And don't even think of lecturing me on giving alcohol to animals!"So there you go people. We all change our mind now and again. Don't leave 'em hangin'.. Shoot 'em one of those.And they're Creative Commons Open Source (CC)

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    to the dolphin?Did she leap out of your swimming pool LRE,I imagine that would be very traumatic.Please give her my best wishes,and I hope she has a speedy recovery,perhaps she would like me to visit? I have a bucket of fish I would be happy to share.What would be a good time for me and me bucket to pop around? I am sure that you didn't mean you never want to see me again...did you

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Like them allhhhahahahaha This one I will past for future dates. Cheers LRE

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I could believe that story about some of the taxi drivers around here. I locked myself out of my house once, no house or car keys. Turns out my old work ute's key also opened my back door... decided we should probably get insurance LOL.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I have two templates I use:"Yes""Yes, please"

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    PMSL LRE and FreyaIf your pet Dolphin has a hangover did you give it a Berocca or some greasy crispy bacon and eggs. Ummm bacon.

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  • playful4u

    playful4u

    13 years ago

    Dolphins should not be kept as pets, if you love her, set her free   We saw two Dolphins in the river yesterday, what a wonderful sight.   Freya, are you in sales? What a great closing line

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    to have countless hours of freaked out sex until we both need to be put on drips to rehydrate, but I am compelled to forgo physical, mindless NSA pleasure for a higher calling.I've found out my flight has been put forward, and so I must take my leave.Some day when I return from the orphanage in Uganda, perhaps our planets will again align.Fare thee well, my sweet. Fare thee well."*shrugs* It's all in the delivery, I guess...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I'm so sorry, I awoke this morning, tripped on my cat and landed cock first, as I had an erection at the time my cock is broken in 3 places and in a cast, regretfully it is out of order for the next few weeks, the doc is hopeful that I will regain full use of it, will call you back then.   Lol LRE, where do you come up with these ideas?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Hi, so sorry I regretfully have to cancel our date at such short notice. I was sooo excited to meet you but decided to shake off the desperate and shagless look and whipped out the dildo for a quickie beforehand... I now have the dildo firmly wedged in place and it won't budge, the neighbour tried hosing me down but... the vet tells me the technical term for this is 'tying' it happens to canines all the time, I could be here for upwards of five hours...Boy bet you wish you'd gotten in first huh? have a lovely evening. x

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    love them

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    PMSL, Saskia. Both for mens and womens, funniest thing I have heard all day

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I have never been stood up, but then sometimes would have been better that way. This is an online dating site is it not? and it is to meet total strangers. I will not reiterate my view on the matter. But I will say "that's life, deal with it." Some go through elaborate ceremonies, in front of family and friends, "Till death do us part" and they still do the dump. Why work up a sweat over someone you hardly know. Dolphins Oh love them and as an old surfer interacted a lot with them especially down south. For a time in the mid 90's off Trig there was one that escaped or was let free that would do somersaults in the setting sun. Oh was wonderful. The power, strength, and grace they have is awesome. Yet can't help but feel that at each acrobatic display she was hoping for some fish. Strange, seems we all want something but don't always get what we want. Freedom is not easy.Thus"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." Nietzsche was such a prat.

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I just can't come anymore. I've pulled a pelvic floor muscle.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I'm so sorry to hear of your present predicament. Going bush with a displaced donk and nuts can't be pleasant. And for your drunken dolphin may I suggest "the hair of a dog". I would be more than happy to administer this cure. Let me just put in my hearing aid and I'll be over shortly. No, no, really it's no trouble. Hehe ;-)

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  • VillainNVixen

    VillainNVixen

    13 years ago

    Why not just open with one of these LRE?. It may be a more efficient use of your time

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    hahahha completely brilliant replies!!!I had to do a last min cancel late last week sigh.. bloody child got sick...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    gee ,you just burst me bubble.I always thought that Joan Collins said that.What a plagiarist,phttt.

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya13' gee ,you just burst me bubble.I always thought that Joan Collins said that.What a plagiarist,phttt. LOLI admire Joan Collins more then Nietzsche. Joan Collins gave back to the world, Nietzsche took. He only wrote to get attention (God reading his work is a lesson in mindless dribble). He was a sad lonely selfish man. Joan Collins was a proactive philanthropist. We need more people like her in this world. To paraphrase JFK "ask not what the people can do for you, ask what you can do for the people"Go Joan Collins go..

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Thanks for the offer, but I'd rather smear my genitalia with fish paste and dangle them in a pool of hungry piranhas

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Did you tell him it was the plague??

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    If you're telling me that Joan Collins has studied Neitzsche .... I quit!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    WOW!! That brings back memories.~laughs~It's good to see everyone is having fun with this ~smiles~

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    whew,I was just about to burn all of my shoulder pads and my colectors' edition ....signed of course...of the complete series of Dynasty. Paintme,one can only assume that she did or perhaps she just read the quote on a Fantale wrapper....Joan Collins,famously quoting Nietsche...''what doesn't kill me will make me stronger'' Ms Collins was overheard saying this to Crystal after their famous, wrestling in the fountain scene in Dynasty.''

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    No Dolphins were harmed in the making of that scene BTW.They were already lying around the fountain drunk.

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  • wannabyummymummy

    wannabyummymummy

    13 years ago

    has made my day thanks for the giggles it is good to see some light hearted humour back in the formums.

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  • wannabyummymummy

    wannabyummymummy

    13 years ago

    was giggling like a school girl and typo'd obvioulsy i meant FORUMS (ducks from spelling police)

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  • wannabyummymummy

    wannabyummymummy

    13 years ago

    oh shit!! i give up my correction needs correction, you all know what i mean

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    You're a really nice guy/girl, could we just be good friends ? Pmsl. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    With a pic like that no one is looking at your typo :-) KK xx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Damm blast if only you had replied sooner, i am sure we would have had a fun time... but my quota of Mr wrongs is full for now. thank you so much Happy hunting Thanks. Have met someone that meets my needs...... Happy hunting for yours Do you have a note Sweetness, if your wife is happy for you to play away ....so much so that she doesnt mind me coming past and picking you up to whisk you away... then i will think about it. But my schedule is busy enough that finding time for a lover, without having to deal with hiding it from his loved ones... just isnt on my agenda. good luck

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