Describe you sex life (past or present) using a book title

July 27 2017

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I could go with either of these Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by C.S Carroll or A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Past: Stupid Girl - Garbage Present: Big Empty - Stone Temple Pilots

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I read the topic and still managed to get it wrong...book titles I'll have to think more about.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Lord of the Rings 😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Seems too easy, but it fits ;)

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    8 years ago

    All good, song titles work too. A thread in itself.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    For my sins, I seem doomed to play a recurring role as Cyrano. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    My current sex life - The Dead Zone (Stephen King). My past sex life - Something Wicked This Way Comes (Ray Bradbury)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    What Pet Should I Get? Dr Seuss - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'Livingandloving2' What Pet Should I Get? Dr Seuss - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Great topic 👍 Past (not limited to sex) - "How to be a complete and utter failure in life, work and everything" by Steve McDermott. 44 1/2 steps to lasting underachievement 👌 Present - "The cougar: Beautiful, wild and dangerous" by Paula Wild. This is an important read for any man venturing into my territory. It provides the most up-to-date information on cougar awareness and defense tactics for those living, working, or traveling in cougar country 😉

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    8 years ago

    LOL Wasn't expecting that. You guys are too funny

  • Mask_007

    Mask_007

    8 years ago

    A cross between Kamasutra and eat pray love - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I hated English and reading as a teen.... So past sex life : Ralph magazine..... Current sex life: 4WD DIY lol

  • BacioCouple

    BacioCouple

    8 years ago

    1001 Arabian nights or perhaps A midsummer night's dream....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Where's Wally? (Or willy) 😂 Or more fitting: The Very Hungry Caterpillar The Hunger Games I could think of so many but in silly mood this morning! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    The past - ''Gone Girl'' by Gillian Flynn The present - ''Emergency Sex (And Other Desperate Measures) by Kenneth Cain, Heidi Postlewait and Andrew Thomson.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Past: Prisoner of Azkaban Current: Better living through chemistry or maybe Dr seuss .... "Oh the places you'll go", "Theres a wocket in my pocket" or "I can lick 30 tigers today" lol

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    8 years ago

    Only 30 tigers? Come one, you are letting the team down.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Lol .... I thought I was working my arse off just to get to 30 .... 😛 Perhaps you can assist in making it 31 😉 Xox W

  • Dryphuz

    Dryphuz

    8 years ago

    The past... Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett The present... Two Hands...

  • Katkat

    Katkat

    8 years ago

    Was the most boring in my life like 5-10 mins it's done boring! With my ex FWB we go for hours first time was 11hours my record so far whew miss those days lol. But average is 3-6hrs can't complain happy woman 😁 Nowadays it's a drought going through a spurse of moment then hopefully I'd be back at it again till I meet the right one later. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    If you want something done properly, do it yourself! 😛 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    A Fortunate Life.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Lost in translation And The great excape - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    (past) The Missionary Position (present) Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal. 😁😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Starlet1

    Starlet1

    8 years ago

    Past: Twin Peaks Future: Confessions of a dangerous mind(s) - an unauthorised autobiography 😆 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    DIY. Penthouse - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Past sex life (prior to 2014 anyway): All Quiet on the Western Front

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Current sex life: Gay Talese - Thy Neighbour's Wife

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Love this topic Past> "Plankton" by Christian Sardet. Good read lol 😛 Plankton includes plants and animals that float along at the mercy of the sea's tides and currents. Their name comes from the Greek meaning "drifter" or "wanderer". Very much like me. I always felt like I was drifting through life without really appreciating it the way I should, the way other people seemed to, the way I do now. Though not nearly as clever as plankton, I liked the analogy and was really impressed by what these little buggers can do 👍 It's estimated 80% of the oxygen on earth is produced by phytoplankton, and all the other living creatures in the ocean depend on them either directly or indirectly for food and oxygen. How cool is that?  Plankton is a spectacular journey that will leave readers seeing the ocean in ways they never imagined 😉 Present> "Idioglossia" - actually a play, not a book, but adapted for the movie "Nell" with Jodie Foster 1994. I liken my sexual awakening/personal acceptance, to her when she sees civilisation for the first time, eyes big, looking incredulously at the world, a different world. For me, a beautiful world

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    @ heregoes - present "A fortunate life" 👍 yes it is

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    8 years ago

    You exceeded my expectation, which was ..... Moby Dick 🐋 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    This thread is so funny..I can't stop laughing!! Crying too😂😂😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    A book with no name .... no existent lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    It went for in the car all the time, to daily driver, to inthe garage Sunday drives, wish to be driven even autonomously

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    "Our the web we weave when we practice to deceive"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    My past life ... and at the moment my present life of the Never Ending Story

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Past. The lump in my pants means i love you by E.B Stuart Present: how to make money in your spare time by unknown no, not really i just thought i'd chime in.