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Dickstickers.... budgie smugglers... speedos
January 13 2012
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RHP User
14 years ago
Good points there Stalky. I hadn't thought of that although I do know what it is like to wear wet panties! Believe me. You know someone promised me, about a year ago now, to take me to a nudie beach .... Still waiting for the invite. :p
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RHP User
14 years ago
The speedos are back! Yeah!! .. Fabulous knob Stalkers. (ˆڡˆ)
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RHP User
14 years ago
nah.......ditch the dick togs......and the boardies............the only way is the nudie way...lol....................boardies are for the drive there n back, but are off as soon as we hit the beach..... and dont know if i've had any smugglers....since i was about 12..........(primary school swim carnival)...........lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
I love budgies....but I get embarassed because I can't stop looking at their knob......it's like a magnet and I get a bit hypnotised
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'd rather nekid
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RHP User
14 years ago
nekid is sexid.......idnt it?
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xmoshmanx
14 years ago
ill have to wear speedos if im gonna show off my sick tattoos up my thighs :P
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RHP User
14 years ago
I knew there was a photo I forgot to upload for you Dgt....:-P
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RHP User
14 years ago
yaaaaaaaa Quoting 'mikeandshel'nekid is sexid.......idnt it?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Luv the Speedos pic...if Tony Abbot could rock a pair of Speedos half as hard as you can...he may be PM by now...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Although not a lot of men can carry the look off and it is not always pleasant to look at the big beer belly rolling over the edge, sometimes even hiding the speedoes all together. They ahve to be much more comfortable to wear than boardies. That wet fabric slapping around the knees has to be annoying.
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RHP User
14 years ago
If the figure is good, the butt is cute and there is plenty to smuggle then speedos are ok. Boardies give you a hard time do they Stalkers? You should try wearing bras.
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RHP User
14 years ago
DOn't just sit there then man !!! get uploading LOL
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RHP User
14 years ago
I got a pair of speedos i wear down the beach for shits and giggles sometimes. LOL
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RHP User
14 years ago
I bet you giggle your ass off at the row of dropped jaws
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RHP User
14 years ago
They must be custom made Speedos...with extra material in the front...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Horseey' I got a pair of speedos i wear down the beach for shits and giggles sometimes. LOL I would of thought "wearing" your beach towel, instead of speedos, would of been much better for shits n giggles lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Only two ways i want to see speedos on a man...............a hot young life guard or Horsey, just for a naughty smirk and sly perve.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Lolz Hoorsey! Where on earth do you pack that in a pair of speedos? P.s. you put a completely different spin to triathlon. :). If you weren't so damn straight I'd throw away my rubber fist. Hehe Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
Honey...they ain't gunna be looking at your legs packing that thing either
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RHP User
14 years ago
MoshmanX,I said budgie Smuggers. You're trying to stow away Blackbeard's parrot. ;pHugsStalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
Nothing like a bit of chunky-malunky to get the jizz flowing
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RHP User
14 years ago
or those cute "boy leg" cut cozzies.......Nothing funnier than a man with tan...dark golden chest, back, arms.........then stark white hips to knees!!!!!.....
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RHP User
14 years ago
We spend a bit of time at the beach (huddled under an umbrella cursing our Swiss and Irish heritage).There seems to be two types that wear the smugglers now - lifeguards and men over 50.Ms Cara says it's a minority of lifeguards that can pull if off, and there's just no need for it from all the older men.All the comments here so far are from those over 40 (with the exception of some well timed advertising from a hung 31yr old - nice work). Those in favour, especially the males, tend to be over 50.So young-uns, what do you think?Mr Chick
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RHP User
14 years ago
G-strings are just as tough to pull off.I do like a nice near naked butt on a sun baking hottie, but even those blessed with a spectacular rear often look flabby wandering around on the beach with some floss between the cheeks!Seinfeld said there's good naked and bad naked, and it seems there's also good near naked and bad near naked!Skimpy lingerie or some hot y-fronts or bonds are fabulous in the bedroom. And something sexy, skimpy or even slutty definitely works at the right party, but there's just something about day to day at the beach that takes away the sexy.Feeling like a prude,Mr Chick
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RHP User
14 years ago
Not the g-string chickcara! Shock horror. Havn't seen one of those for awhile. The real string with just a very small pouch for the dick and balls. Now that is a seriously good look... NOT. xxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
went to the beach yesterday.... was the busiest we've ever seen it..... and not one pair of budgies in sight.... some really very long and ridiculous looking boardies.... but no dick togs...... (mind you, it was a nidie beach lol) .... there was one guy walking up and down the beach in what looked like golfing shorts....they definitely werent boardies.... tosser....
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RHP User
14 years ago
The Banana Hammock and while we are at it...The Mankini.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Just where exactly can I see these life guards pulling it off? Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
Meeka I was talking about g-strings on women, haven't seen one on a man in a long time and that's a very good thing!
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RHP User
14 years ago
There are just some men that should not wear budgie smugglers !!!!! lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'xmoshmanx' ill have to wear speedos if im gonna show off my sick tattoos up my thighs :P
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RHP User
14 years ago
the way they cling to mens ass and crotchthe way that the brightness of the speedos glistens in the sun as they walk by youif the guy has a funny looking bum speedos just highlight it even more hahahaahI sort of think they could possibly gay or at least bisexualand ultimately it just screams out HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT hahahaah YUKKKKKKKKKKK
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