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Do Tell What Star Sign Are You

January 15 2008

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just thought i would add some light reading have to say i did not know capricorns where that nice lol ARIES - The Aggressive Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. TAURUS - The Tramp Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! GEMINI - The Twin Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good at confusing people... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Gemini's will not take any crap from anyone. Gemini's like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Gemini's can be very sarcastic and childish at times, and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. CANCER - The Beauty MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative Person, most's are artists and insane respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! LEO - The Lion Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy, but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. VIRGO - The One that Waits Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. The do not forgive and never forgetThe one and only. LIBRA - The Lame One Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... you might end up crying... Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Kinda dumb at times. SCORPIO - The Addict EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring.. SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones will all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy. But when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs especially Gemini's in sports. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being in long-term relationships. Can be clumbsy at times but tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when their not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more then their familiy. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. PISCES - The Partner for Life Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Messy at times and irresponsible! Smart but lazy. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. Lover of animals. VERY caring, make wonderful nurses or doctors. They always try to do the right thing sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. till next we meet take care of each other happy hunting enjoy xxx jak xxx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    i am proud to be gemini but a few things there dont fit me. i dont get offended easily and i dont lose things. my wife is an aries and she loses everything from her bag to the remote for the tv or her keys or mobile and always on a daily basis..lols i even tried to get the whistle keyrings to attach to everything but the bateries go flat to quickly and always when you need it most. i wouldnt say i am loud but i am extremely nosey..lols i stick my nose just about anywhere it fits(it is big after all) lols cheers paul

  • playfulhorse

    playfulhorse

    18 years ago

    Surprise surprise, with a name like 'playfulhorse' .

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    <<<<<< capricorn to the very end lol

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    "GEMINI - The Twin Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good at confusing people... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Gemini's will not take any crap from anyone. Gemini's like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Gemini's can be very sarcastic and childish at times, and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. " ..yerp.. dats me alright bwuahahahahhahahahahahahaha *burp* what ya looking at *beep*face? :P

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    ... Right to the full stop on the end of the sentence... *Checking around the room for the damn spy camera* Viking p.s They left out the unbelievable ability to pick the most expensive... (anything) without ever having seen a price tag...

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    Just to be different, I'm born on the cusp of Sagittarius and Capricorn, though I'm definitely more of a Capricorn - the passionate lover, although if I'm in a bad mood, which is rare, do stay far away and as for loving to cook, ha!! Certainly not me...lol

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    This has us both down to a tee. Me a pisces yes i am irresponsible! And Mr well he is as scorpio as it says he is. Love it! Well done xxxjakxxx Mrs xxx

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    I'm the gemini of the half, and explained exactly how I am... but also needed to be added to the Gemini- "The Twin- two faced bitch, will love you while you are there, and talk about you when you're not" Him- Cancer... not sure if this is him though, he's definately a lover not a fighter, and likes to smooth everything to avoid confrontation. Very level headed, gentle natured, not an artistic bone in his body... Still love him though Fi xox

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    Yeah .... Well .... What can I say! :) xx Gypsy xx

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    good grief!! i can be anoying at times.. who'd have thought??? LRE (the taurus)

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    OH DEAR THIS IS FUNNY Love to bust. FOR FAMILY AND FRIENDS (anyone want to be my friend lol) Nice.(shoosh dont tell anyone) Sassy.OK DEFINATELY Intelligent.MY TEACHERS WOULD NOT AGREE WITH THIS ONE Sexy.DEFINATELY WHEN I WAS 18 LOL Grouchy at times YES WHEN SLEEP DEPRIVED and annoying to some.I TRUELY HOPE SO OTHERWISE WHAT HAVE I BEEN PRACTISING FOR Lazy and love to take it easy.THIS IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT TRUE JUST ASK MY FRIENDS THEY WILL TELL YOU But when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it.AND THIS IS MOST CERTAINLY TRUE SAME REASONING APPLIES Proud, VERY AND WE HAD BETTER ADD VAIN TOO understanding, EXTREMELY FAITHFUL, BUT NEVER JEALOUS AND DONT FORGET VERY SURE FOOTED and sweet.SOMEONE'S HAVING A GOOD JOKE Irresistible. GOES WITHOUT SAYING LOL Loves being in long relationships.WELL WHEN AND IF I EVER HAVE ONE I WILL LET YOU KNOW Great talker.NEVER SHUTS UP CANT YOU TELL THATS WHY I AM ALWAYS IN "CHAT" Always gets what he or she wants. WITHOUT A DOUBT OTHERWISE I JUST MIGHT SULK Cool.TRUE I DONT LIKE SUMMER GIVE ME SNOW Loves to win against other signs especially Gemini's in sports.YES YES I KNOW VERY COMPETITIVE Likes to cook NEVER NO WAY NOT NADA NAY OH WAIT A MINUTE WELL IF SOMEONE ELSE IS DOING THE COOKING THEN YES I DO but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants.OR YOU CAN COOK FOR ME AT HOME Extremely fun. ALWAYS LAUGHTER AND FUN MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND AN ROUND AND ROUND Loves to joke. EXACTLY Smart. OCCASIONALLY WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES NOW HERES A FUNNY THING I HAVE ACTUALLY RUN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY SEE YOU IN CHAT till next we meet take care of each other happy hunting enjoy xxxjakxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    18 years ago

    Taurus here :)

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    Its NOT been mentioned yet, tho Here's a clue if you give-a-damn. or like this kinda shit... My actual birth date is a VERY significant date in the (recent) history of the world. In most aspects the synopsis fit me too. ~~FuKKwitted F~~ **My fingers have gone BLANK, brains not far behind either**

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    bugger, a lot of the things mentioned for Leo's is definately me!!! Mrs Brenbob68

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    Gemini here...no wonder we get along so well sparty. the description actually fits me for once, except i dont lose thing that often, only on occasion. Well mutual im guessing you were born on september 11...dont know star sign that would make you though. G_Ana

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    I was meanin a cigar, dhummi GA, you've got it on the nose. Guess that makes me a Virgoan then, eh ~~flaky F~~

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    I am beginning to relate to what I'm reading in Astrology but it really depends on the source - TAURUS - The Tramp "Aggressive" No "Loves being in long relationships" No "Likes to give a good fight" Politically only "Fight for what they want" Yes "Can be annoying at times" Don't think so "...but for the love of attention" Well definitely not "Extremely outgoing" Physically only "Loves to help people in times of need" Yes "Good kisser" Well if you say so "Good personality" Of course "Stubborn" Determined "A caring person" Yes "They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it" Within reason "They love to sleep and can be lazy" Yes and no "One of a kind" Absolutely! "Not one to mess with" I'll let you judge that for yourself "Are the most attractive people on earth!" Must've been written by a Taurean

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    yep.....im ARIES.....chargggggggggggggge....lol not many of us around....wooooohoooooo lusti xxx

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    hey its all true

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    gemini and pisces here,but wont say which one is which lol. bothtogether6

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    hey peoples yes im the gemini, and you probably couldnt get much more gemini than me maybe. 5th of june which puts me about smack bang in the middle of a gemini. as well as being a middle child too regards mal

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    Read the heading yes again i put this post in for a bit of light hearted fun just what the doctor ordered and sometimes this site needs it so get a sense of humour you know laugh at yourself kind till next we meet take care of each other have some fun happy hunting enjoy xxxjakxxx

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    Well what can i say.............I'm a LOVELY LEO lol.............rite who's laughing at me.............stop it now .................well really im on the cusp of LEO - virgo.............no i am not a virgo............i am a LEO through and through and love it..........ohhhhhhhhhhh and if u don't like u know where the front door is ........make sure it dont hit u on the way out. mwahssssssssssssssssssssssssss

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    Wasn't I contributing to the fun, or do I live in some sorta altered state/reality thingie!?!?! Mebbee i DO. But, I was responding in the spirit of the post...in light hearted FUN Thats all ~~Effing F~~

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    umm....yeah....Pisces....and um.....pretty much am what is written there.. a little bit scary....but then so is Linda Goodmans Sun Signs book. What she writes about us Pisceans....if anyone has read it.. oh...Viking...i have your PS bit too...lol My dad's a Piscean too....my poor mother... A xx

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    AINT it fukkin amazing how true it is !!! Nice to every one they meet ? ..mmmmm...."WELL ,,if ya say"!!! There love is one of a kind?...."OH" yeah ,,baby "YEAH" Silly ,fun and sweet ?....."tra..la la.!!! " Unique appeal ?..."YEP".. thats me !!! Most caring person ,,???....."HUG ME "..!!! Not the kind a person ya wanna mess with??..."YEAH FUKKA WATCH IT"..!!! Loyal friends to the end..? yep ,,yep,,,until ya money is gone.or some one better lobs ,yep thats me !!! Great at sport.?.. "OH FUK YEAH"....legendary fukka me !!! Kinda dumb at times..? HEEEEEY..!!!,,FUKKIN WAIT A MINUTE..... THATS NOT TRUE,,!!! IM very dumb most of the time..!!! ~~~Horrible~~~

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    and yeah we found it was so true

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    Some more humour to add to the thread. After Sex Comments by Sun Sign: Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!" Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza." Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?" Cancer: "When are we getting married?" Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?" Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets." Libra: "I liked it if you liked it." Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you." Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you." Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?" Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!" Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?" Acronyms ARIES - Arrogant Rams Ignore Everything Sensible TAURUS - Temperamental Asinine Unyielding Robust Udderly Slow GEMINI - Gynormously Evil Mentally Incoherent Nerve-wracking Idiot CANCER - Continuously Annoying Nagging Confused Emotional Reject LEO - Loudmouth Egotistical Oaf VIRGO - Vapid Irritating Rigid Grandly Obsessive LIBRA - Lowlife Incessantly Braying Ritual Antagonism SCORPIO - Sexually Coercive Overbearing Remarkably Power-hungry Intellectually Obtuse SAGITTARIUS - Self-righteous Arrogant Grandiose Inane Trash Talking Arrogant Redundant Irresponsible Unstable Stooge (yes I know Arrogant was used twice, that's intentional lol) CAPRICORN - Capitalistic Ambitious Pigheaded Ratbastard Inherently Callous Overeager Restrictive Nightmare AQUARIUS - Analytical Queerly Unemotional Aloof Repressed Inanimate Uberzealous Scientist PISCES - Perpetually Irrational Sacrifice Crucified Encompassing Submission Disclaimer: Words expressed in this post are not necessarily shared sentiments of the postee.......maybe except for a couple lol. Maybe make your own up if u disagree. oh yeah Im a Leo = Luscious Electric Orgasms hehe Nettles x

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    Capricorn (December 22-January 19) Capricorn, your sex life in 2008 will certainly be explosive. You can expect extra special gifts, surprises and good luck to be on your side through out the year. New people will be entering your world, adding colour and depth to your fun filled passionate days and nights. If you already have a happening sex life, expect things to get even better this year. Your personality and fun loving attitude will attract a multitude of people and those that you desire will find it hard to resist you. Your charisma will be extra hot and invitations will be flying in from left, right and centre because in 2008 you will be the life of the party. You will find your attitude becoming especially lusty in the middle of the year allowing you to enjoy the deeply sensual before you get right down to business. Sexiest Move: Attend a swingers’ party and let your imagination run wild. Sexiest Months: May, July, and September Sexiest Match: Taurus, Virgo, and Scorpio found this under red hot pie's own topics if you are not laughing your self stupid after reading this then there is something seriously wrong with yours ooppss my sense of humour till next we meet take care of each other happy hunting enjoy xxxjakxxx

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    I am born unto Virgo: BUT.. We Virgo people DO NOT believe any of this stuff. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- VIRGO - The One that Waits Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. The do not forgive and never forgetThe one and only.

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    im a water sign . well let me think about this for a while hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm .i like to take my time .sometimes have extreme blonde outs can be clumsy .have been known to bite of more than i can handle then strugle like all hell to finish it then at other times its put into the corner with all the other great ideas and im a bit of a confusion to others but i always know what i mean

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    VIRGO - The One that Waits Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. The do not forgive and never forgetThe one and only. Half n half jak xxxxxx

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    The Promiscuous One? Is that my new title? Doesnt sit quite right lol... "Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones will all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. '" i'd say that the sagg sense of adventure means that unless they are truly drawn to someone special, they refuse to settle down. i'm definately childish, more often than not: looking at the world like a new adventure... and i'm definately amazing in bed lol raveshe

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    I am Taurus, hence I love a good fight, so "bring it on"....whether it be play fighting in or out of bed, or a real fisticuffs, I give as good as I get..... oh, I am married to a Leo......need I say more....hehehehe Suzi B

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    Amazingly accurate description in the orginal post. So true, but not sure about 'arrogant'. But then again....... ;) Cheers all! Jon

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    -ARIES - The Aggressive (well I don’t play to lose, but I don’t bang may head on closed doors ether) -Outgoing. (If I’m doing something it’s all or nothing) -Lovable. (people seem to warm to me quickly) -Spontaneous. (I do like surprises for myself and others) -Not one to mess with. (oh that harsh, now said it and where are they) Funny. (lol if you say so) -Excellent kisser (I guess you will have try for your self, but that what I’m told) -EXTREMELY adorable. (that doesn’t mean I’m cute does it…… crap) -Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. (I guess so, but happy with out them as well) -Aries are known for being generous and giving. (that’s true, if I can help I will) -Addictive. (if I like some thing then I'm going back for more) -Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. (SORRY THAT’S JUST NOT TRUE lol) -Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. (not rely I make my point, and leave it at that, you can’t change peoples minds for them) -Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. (oh thank you, if you say so)

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    Ok : The guide is I may be a sagi, but a leopard can change its spots. I prowl like a big cat. I am hunting the rare white elusive bunny for some fun times. Alice where are you? I will even follow that rare bit into that proverbial hole. A growl and a departure. Ps : you guess which one and i will split you the difference! Cheeky abitofflavour

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    lol ill let u guys pick which is which lol

  • RHP

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    18 years ago

    Guess! Kiss