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Do girls prefer virgin guys?
March 03 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
Are you asking for sex or love. After reading your profile it would seem you want "True Love". That's fine.....keep that goal. Now if you just want to loose your virginity go and pay for it and get it over and done with and maybe learn a thing or too. Sooooo it's time for you to decide what exactly you want. Good luck
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RHP User
15 years ago
They have more to offer.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I agree with ticklish, your forum post and your profile are split like your Gemini horoscope, on one hand you seem to want experience sex no matter what and on the other it does seem that you are holding out to do it with someone you are in love with.....? I think you really need to figure that one out first. If it is love then that is not so easy to put a timeline to.... But if it is lust for just a sexperience, and then my tip is this, get out to the pubs and parties and get some pints in ya and loosen up (i bet you are shy with the girls)! Just take one step at a time and build your social confidence up with girls. Study up on body language and try out some moves and learn to read others. Or yeah, there is nothing wrong with paying for it, consider it like a training course? Gr8 investment! It is on my list of things to try one day lol! (not a virgin, to pay for it ;))
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey, no problems. I am sure I can corrupt you. It's a joy to watch someone experiencing sex for the first time. I'm reminded of when Neo first gets hooked up to the learning programs in The Matrix.... "you want more?"... "Hell yeah!"HugsS
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RHP User
15 years ago
You're profile... "I've waited long and hard....." lmfao... brilliant.HugsS
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RHP User
15 years ago
beautiful profile : ) however as this is seen more as a "sex" site.... maybe you wont have that much luck? personally i would love to break a virgin in and teach them just the way i like it : ) good luck in your search! xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Viginity is nothing to be ashamed or embarrased about. So you have waited and am now sick of waiting. The longer you leave things, the "harder" it will become for you to actually lose your virginity. I am with Ticklish...go pay for it and it is gone. Personally I would be tempted to auction it off on EBay. Make a fortune. Please do not believe that what you are seeing on porn sites is actually what happens in real life. Personally I do not prefer virgins. I like a man of experience.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but three years ago I joined this site and I was a virgn then..and guess what? I am still a virgin too. That's right, if you are hanging around here hoping to loose it...you are so screwed. | I have tried being nice, being rude, being funny, being serious...hell, I have even disgraced myself and gone all out and just begged for it. Nada...zip....nothing. I have even threatened to hold my breath until I turn blue and die. | As you can see, I have gone cyanotic. My suggestion? See if you can get a refund and just go hire it out. Then come back and raise hell...start a new profile, call yourself a trash beast and send filthy notes that are poorly written in text speak. I have heard that works. | All the women on here are totally merciless. | | My only hope may be that damn track suit, nice shoes and beanie...here's hoping!
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RHP User
15 years ago
I'm sure at one point it may have been a novelty for me, but now I've gotten to a point where I'd be telling myself your virginity shouldn't be a novelty for me (damn concience, get outa my head) plus I just dont have the patience or inclination to do any teaching, heck I want to be taught by someone naughtier than me LOL. . Other than paying for it to 'get it out of the way ' so to speak, another option that might work, is if you look for a girl who isn't very experienced herself, it would do wonders for her confidence if she thought she knew more than you, heck it might turn her right on......and you would reap the benefits Good luck xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Where is the RHP spirit girls how about a dozen of you grab this guy and BANG HIM STUPID
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'wowwow09' Where is the RHP spirit girls how about a dozen of you grab this guy and BANG HIM STUPID Awwhhh I'd pay to see that. I reckon he should put it on ebay. hehe.HugsS
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RHP User
15 years ago
A dozen or so of us RHP girls could bang each other, while charging a viewing fee, and all proceeds can go towards 3 professionals who can go to town on the poor young lad best keep some over , cos he might just need glasses after viewing that
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RHP User
15 years ago
dontgothere ... off to my room
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ladies, ladies, ladies! Thankyou for sharing with me your thoughts! I didn't expect I'd get so many responses just for overnight alone! I've enjoyed reading your comments, particularly from dontgothere. ;) dontgothere, you're the best! Again, ladies, I've enjoyed your replies. It's been a real confidence boost for me. While we're still on the subject, anymore thoughts and any ideas?
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RHP User
15 years ago
wowwow do you mean are you ordering me into your room, or are you off to your room to get jiggy with yourself . . either way Im all over it ,I'll be watching or helping in one way or another lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
dontgothere has now got my full attention... Interested?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Its all a bit of fun to be had TeknoMan you'll go alright, you've got a good attitude towards it all.
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RHP User
15 years ago
so the guy wants love and lust, I really don't think that's too much for him to hope for, why the hell not say what he wants? Jaded bastards, lol. . so, Teknoman, I will buck the "Pay for it" trend here AND also recommend you still take care in selecting who to offload it on/into/all over (just avoid the eyes, for god's sake) because you might find a girl who's a cherry hunter but I really think you'd be better off with a patient teacher who's willing to see you more than once. The thing to remember is that the virginity thing only takes a few moments to offload but what's BETTER than losing your virginity is EXPLORING! It can take a few sessions to get a really good feel for someone, so if you can take your time with it and build up to the main event and still see them afterward for further exploration you'll be more relaxed and have a richer experience. . Best of luck to you xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' It can take a few sessions to get a really good feel for someone.... Jezzzz...thanks, Sarah. I said I was a virgin too and if you want to take a shot at it...we probably could get through the whole ordeal in one night? Come on... | ...be a friend. | | Go on...nail the boy. He will never look at a woman will small boobs for the rest of his life!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' Jezzzz...thanks, Sarah. I said I was a virgin too and if you want to take a shot at it...lolz.. nobody believes you though you have to admit "the kid" has sucked us all in on this little number.HugsS
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' lolz.. nobody believes you though you have to admit "the kid" has sucked us all in on this little number. | Yeah...probably was a bit of a stretch...bue I was a virgin once. | But the kid did all right...did you check out "I'm Going There" ... | ...somebody was ready to jump the fence and chase the ball! | ☟☟☟☟...is very naughty...☟☟ ☟☟ Quoting 'dontgothere' A dozen or so of us RHP girls could bang each other, while charging a viewing fee, and all proceeds can go towards 3 professionals who can go to town on the poor young ladIf you get this on film, old buddy...don't forget to share!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' He will never look at a woman will small boobs for the rest of his life! but there's always a hotter, bigger, perkier set out there tho, the search would be never ending. I'd rather turn a boy into a clit commander than a breast fetishist, doing my bit for society and all.... xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' but there's always a hotter, bigger, perkier set out there tho, the search would be never ending. I'd rather turn a boy into a clit commander than a breast fetishist, doing my bit for society and all.... xx Sarah You are overlooking one very important phenominon common to all men. A guy is trained from birth ogling ta~tas. This skill is never lost. We can ogle AND we can be a skilled and highly effective clit commando.... concurrently. Sheesh... teh hide of some women! ffs go and break this kids cherry!HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' but there's always a hotter, bigger, perkier set out there tho, the search would be never ending. I'd rather turn a boy into a clit commander than a breast fetishist, doing my bit for society and all.... xx Sarah You are overlooking one very important phenominon common to all men. A guy is trained from birth ogling ta~tas. This skill is never lost. We can ogle AND we can be a skilled and highly effective clit commando.... concurrently. Sheesh... teh hide of some women! ffs go and break this kids cherry!HugsStalkyit's a bit far away, he'd have to mail it to me :p
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' You are overlooking one very important phenominon common to all men. A guy is trained from birth ogling ta~tas. This skill is never lost. We can ogle AND we can be a skilled and highly effective clit commando.... concurrently. While not discounting skill - i'm really talking about OBSESSION. I may or may not have met a man or two in my time and there's definitely a difference, you can see it in their eyes when they get a girl naked. There are those whose eyes go straight to the top and their mouth naturally follows and there are those that give merely a passing appreciative ogle as their mouth leads them right to the main course. While I don't have a preference, I think encouraging one over the other would give me more karma points for community service, hehehe xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
I think I'm falling for curiousnewgirl78 too! Just look at... erm... Also, I now know your name; Sarah, eh? Great! Message me! E-mail me! Please be mine! Interested? By the way Sarah, do you personally think I'm attractive or not? Am I your type? I don't consider myself attractive. Also, I thank you for sharing with me your thoughts in your first post. Keep them coming!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Sarah dont stop with that community service for heavens sake its a very worthwhile cause. . . CM sheesh man , you really make all my norti stuff stand out oops...... . . TeknoMan ummmm ^ up there I said I DONT want to pop your cherry like most people on here, Im out to pop a few of my own cherries ideally with someone who know's their shit , and doesn't just talk it....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Where are the knights in white satin??? Quoting 'wowwow09' Where is the RHP spirit girls how about a dozen of you grab this guy and BANG HIM STUPID
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Saturn65' Where are the knights in white satin??? Make that Procul Harem..I seriously should go to the back of class for that misdemeanour.. And I 'll up you 16 virgins for your dozen Quoting 'wowwow09' Where is the RHP spirit girls how about a dozen of you grab this guy and BANG HIM STUPID
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TeknoMan81' I think I'm falling for curiousnewgirl78 too! Also, I now know your name; Sarah, eh? Great! Am I your type? Also, I thank you for sharing with me your thoughts in your first post. | You know, kid...I think you are one a dead winner here and I can't imagine a better match than you and Sarah. Really, and here is a secret for you? It hasn't been all that long since she was a virgin too. This is only one of those RHP rumours but...she was a nun after graduating from reform school and suddenly found that some "habits" were a lot of fun so ditched the life of celebacy and has a lot fo catching up to do. Hence the name...she is "curious" and "new", just like you! Well done, and I am sure she will delight in spending long hours sitting with you and talking about all those things that you want to talk and talk and talk about. || Sarah...what a lucky lady you are! Just remind him to make sure the private health care and ambulance memberships are paid in full, and when you tell him to bend over as he will enjoy "this part" try not to laugh too much when his head piles through the sheet rock into the next room. Just chalk dust it up to life experience? | Now then kid...one last thing to complete the journey? Like any young Jedi you should take the time to discuss the power you have now discovered using The Force. That's one of those gizmos that I am sure Sarah will show you and teach you everything you need to know about using it. Anyway...you will need to talk to a Jedi Master, so on your way back....drop in and see Stalky. Put your feet up, share a bottle of scotch and if the Jedi Master says "here, take this...it will clear your mind" ...just do as he instructs. Do not disobey your Jedi Master...this will complete your training. | You've done it kid...life threw you a high hanging curve ball over the outside corner and with one swing of the bat...you're goin' downtown and trottin' around the diamond grinnin'. | Nice one, be sure to report back...and good luck! | | I had to do it...it's been hanging over the outside corner of the plate for far too long!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TeknoMan81' I think I'm falling for curiousnewgirl78 too! Just look at... erm... Also, I now know your name; Sarah, eh? Great! Message me! E-mail me! Please be mine! Interested? By the way Sarah, do you personally think I'm attractive or not? Am I your type? I don't consider myself attractive. Also, I thank you for sharing with me your thoughts in your first post. Keep them coming! lolz... c'mon.. I mean to say... how cute is this guy! C'mon ladies.... go ahead and give him a ride!HugsS
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' Quoting 'TeknoMan81' I think I'm falling for curiousnewgirl78 too! Just look at... erm... Also, I now know your name; Sarah, eh? Great! Message me! E-mail me! Please be mine! Interested? By the way Sarah, do you personally think I'm attractive or not? Am I your type? I don't consider myself attractive. Also, I thank you for sharing with me your thoughts in your first post. Keep them coming! lolz... c'mon.. I mean to say... how cute is this guy! C'mon ladies.... go ahead and give him a ride!HugsS C'mon Stalky....you do it....imagine how cute those little puppy eyes would be looking back at you all innocent and trusting....awwwww
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RHP User
15 years ago
Huh? ChasingMidnight's comments are just plain weird... Look, I'm not giving up on this. I won't.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TeknoMan81' ChasingMidnight's comments are just plain weird... Sorry.. I was just having a bit of fun messing around with words. I do that. | Really, Sarah is a lovely young lady and I wish you all the best should you lucky enough to meet her.
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Sigmalonewolf
15 years ago
Quoting 'TeknoMan81' Huh? ChasingMidnight's comments are just plain weird... Look, I'm not giving up on this. I won't. I'm with stalky..... c'mon girls! this really is a mission for RHP girls. you are the best after all!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TeknoMan81' ChasingMidnight's comments are just plain weird... Sorry.. I was just having a bit of fun messing around with words. I do that. | Really, Sarah is a lovely young lady and I wish you all the best should you lucky enough to meet her.
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RHP User
15 years ago
WEIRD IS BETTER THEN NORMAL BORING.....NICK WILDE HAVE U BLOCKED ME CUZ I SAID YOU WERE WEARING CHEAP JEANS N SUNNIES? I REALLY LIKE YOUR WORK THOUGH YOUR KINDA LIKE THE CHARLIE SHEEN OF RHP....I WANNA HOT LIST YA SO I CAN SEE ALL OF YOUR WORK XXXX
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RHP User
15 years ago
Thankyou HotSexyChilli for your help. I've read WingmanWilcoxx's profile via the username search and I must say, the mad sex party fantasy is not the sort of thing I'm after. I would much rather prefer it to be kept real and intimate, none of that crazy, wild stuff. To put it simply, I want it to stay true and be real. I want to meet a young woman around my age and have an ongoing passionate, rewarding relationship with her. If she's a few years older than me, then that's OK. I'm not up for one-nighters, I want first-time and forever. OK, maybe forever is stretching it, but I do want a relationship that can last a long time. I always assumed that's what RedHotPie was for? Mixing sex with passion and romance? I'll keep looking for the girl and continue to wait for any who come forward with interest. Patience, but it is hard and frustrating at times.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ahaha not when I was a virgin , my friends still quote my "am I on target?" line...
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RHP User
15 years ago
what a load of shit
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear Teknoman81 Honey, you stick to your goals...you never know who is out there. You may or may not meet that Girl on this site. Although if you take this site as it is, you can have alot of fun and meet some great people. Good on you for being in the forums.. You have wonderful intentions. Initially, all I can say is explore first, enjoy the journey. Have you seen the movie "The Reading" ??? I am not saying any more. Do get it and watch it if you get the opportunity. xxx Good luck and be happy....Please keep us updated when you do lose that cherry!!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TeknoMan81' Ladies, ladies, ladies! Thankyou for sharing with me your thoughts! I didn't expect I'd get so many responses just for overnight alone! I've enjoyed reading your comments, particularly from dontgothere. ;) dontgothere, you're the best! Again, ladies, I've enjoyed your replies. It's been a real confidence boost for me. While we're still on the subject, anymore thoughts and any ideas?What would it be that has boosted your confidence " Dontknowboy " ?? The fact that you got response ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, or the fact you are still a virgin at 29 years of age
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RHP User
15 years ago
would be great togothere ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yep,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Nice pic !!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hi! Hn :) We all were Virgins at 1 time . We all had to begin somewhere just like you .My Preference in a Lover is an experienced Guy, who's skilled and attentive to My needs.However I have tutored 3 Young Guys on the Art of Pleasuring a Woman and being skilled Lovers. It was a very special Intimate, fun time , they were eager to learn, to pleasure me .Now there's 3 Young guys out there with the Confidence in themselves, in other areas too now.Maturity and skills to be very fine Lovers. I'm very proud they could open themselves up even though they felt a tinge of self consciousness. Learned the lessons well. Good Luck ! Hun.Embrace it and when you do find that Special Girl for you Man is she in for a treat. Enjoy Lu :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
I am a virgin and so is my wife
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RHP User
15 years ago
mmmmm..... Begs the question, if your not a hidious chud but still a vigin at that age either mommy and daddy have kept you confined to the store room of a christain sect or some serious personality issues are operating! Honestly with the basic people skills anyone can get laid, you just might need to be a bit flexiable with exspectations. It's all rather silly!
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RHP User
15 years ago
mmmmm..... Begs the question, if your not a hidious chud but still a vigin at that age either mommy and daddy have kept you confined to the store room of a christain sect or some serious personality issues are operating! Honestly with the basic people skills anyone can get laid, you just might need to be a bit flexiable with exspectations. It's all rather silly!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'luv2fillUup'would be great togothere ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yep,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Nice pic !! Let me grab my spurs, cos that pic of yours makes me want to put cowgirl boots on But first things first..........are you a virgin too?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TeknoMan81' I'm not up for one-nighters, I want first-time and forever. OK, maybe forever is stretching it, but I do want a relationship that can last a long time.OK... see.. that's scary and can be scary in a stalker kind of way.... I highly recommend that you chill out on the forever thing.... I mean to say... people only really fall in love by complete accident..... the rest of the time we're all just practicing... so you can't go into this with a fixed game plan... you know?HugsS
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RHP User
15 years ago
You know, I may reconsider HotSexChilli's offer in regards to getting in touch with WingmanWilcoxx, provided that he hook me up with just one woman. Is that possible? Surely, how hard can it be? Then again, that would defeat the whole point of why I'm on here. I doubt I'll be joining RSVP anytime soon. I've seen several profiles of women I'm interested in on RSVP and they're all... unexciting. The problem I have with RSVP is there's just no outlet for sexual cravings or sexual intimacy, unlike RedHotPie and AdultMatchMaker. And most of the women are pretty demanding, with quotes such as, "Must love cats! Must love kids! Must want kids! Must want marriage!", etc. And all this in the first paragraph! I feel I'm stuck in the middle, I crave a sexual partner, a girl whom I can hook up with for regular, weekly meets if we click, but I'm not up for marriage or children either. I never wanted to get married or have children. It's just not in me. If I put exactly the same kind of profile on RSVP, I'll probably get the boot. Having said that, I'll be on here for a while yet, if not for a long time. Perhaps I should change and alter my profile to fit most women on here? What do you think? New question: Are women turned off by virgin guys? It's worth noting that I'm not entirely inexperienced. I mean, I practice with a pillow from time to time... 'The Reading'? Erm... I have a near-unlimited knowledge of films (I'm a movie geek, you see), and I can tell you 'The Reading' was a little-known British horror flick from the 70's. Don't you mean 'The Reader'? That movie starring Kate Winslet? Another movie that involves the same subject matter, a young guy losing his virginity to an older woman, was the 1980 film, 'Class'. That was a good movie too. "Either mommy and daddy have kept you confined to the store room of a christain sect or some serious personality issues are operating!" Nice try, deepestblue, but no cigar. ;) No, I can tell you, I'm definately not religious (I don't believe in religion, as I believe all religions are corrupt), and I don't have any personality issues either. ;) I'm just a shy guy and find it hard to approach women sometimes, as you just have to take the good with the bad. Some are open, some aren't. Also, I don't go to pubs, bars and clubs much. But looking back on my 20's, I have just one regret; I wished I went more often. I wished I had more fun. Anyway, onto other things; my sexual fantasies, just for the hell of it. ;) I like the office sex fantasy. I like looking at women in business suits, those who wear high heels, lacy stockings, skirts and crispy shirts with jackets and accessories, all the while she's wearing a pair of expensive, elaborate, black lingerie underneath. Any woman who really wants to turn me on would be the hot office girl. ;) Another is the schoolgirl fantasy. She's wearing a typical school uniform, but all sexed up. But I prefer office girl. ;) The naughty nurse, doctor, school teacher and libarian also get my attention, but I prefer the business woman. ;) I also like looking at and admiring women's lingrie a lot. ;) Having sex in the back seat of my car would be quite daring, let alone outdoor in a public place, late at night. I also like the thought of making out in the back row at the movies. Having sex all over the house is another, such as doing it on the kitchen bench, dinner table, chair, couch, coffee table, floor, stairs, shower... ;) Some of my fantasies are quite silly. One involves a woman being tied to a bed, screaming for help to be freed. And then I burst into the room crashing through a window and I'm dressed as Zorro; the defender of love, complete with cape, hat, mask and red rose in mouth. Enough said. To say anymore would be giving away too much ;) Another involves me playing a pinball machine and a hot, naked woman or the kinky, sexed up schoolgorl sitting on top of the pinball machine in front of me and she's distracting me from seeing where the ball is going. ;) Then again, a game of strip Mario Kart on my aging Super Nintendo would be easier. ;) I also have a crush on television newsreaders Tamara Oudyn and Wendy Kingston. ;) Look, I could probably go on and on about my crazy sex fantasies, but I don't have time to write all day. ;) But to put simply, my simple sex fantasy would be to just have slow, passionate, sensuous sex in bed for several long hours on end until we both collapse in a tangled, sweaty heap and can't take it anymore. Then we'll fall asleep together. And after that, we'll do it all over again. Any ladies interested? ;)
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RHP User
15 years ago
I would be happy to hear from you TeknoMan81. I am sure I can find some lovely ladies to make your flight to Perth well worth it. Wingman Wilcoxx.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Honey you do have a brain and your own feelings and take on the world, and seriously thats ALL that matters. What I say or CNG says is going to turn you on but its not going to change your beautiful outlook on life. If you feel that way, then by god go for it sweetie. You're a long time dead and I personaly would rather regret something I HAD done, than something I'd never dared to do!! You know what, I wish you kisses , hugs, head, licking and sucking, and whatever else you've ever dreamed of because you sunshine are all of our kiddy wishes come true, that imagination that has no boundaries, that no one can stop. fkn good onya
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RHP User
15 years ago
Maybe you nailed it for me. I'd love to know what it's like to be errrr like him... you know... wide eyed about sex if I can put it that way. I really dig the Zorro idea by the way.. it's one of my favourites.. except I come leaping out of the wardrobe wearing nought but a mask and a cape... and rescue fair maidens from the hands of an evil conquistador by fucking him up the arse while his back is turned as she watches on, lustfully. Some of us were growed up too fast, too young and for want of the mystery that he apparently enjoys... I guess. Hugs S. Quoting 'dontgothere'You know what, I wish you kisses , hugs, head, licking and sucking, and whatever else you've ever dreamed of because you sunshine are all of our kiddy wishes come true, that imagination that has no boundaries, that no one can stop. fkn good onya Quoting 'TeknoMan81'Some of my fantasies are quite silly. One involves a woman being tied to a bed, screaming for help to be freed. And then I burst into the room crashing through a window and I'm dressed as Zorro; the defender of love, complete with cape, hat, mask and red rose in mouth. Enough said. To say anymore would be giving away too much ;)
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RHP User
15 years ago
You know, I sat here and read all this again and it reminded me of something...and I will try to avoid my usual left of centre humour or a bit of the cynicism that I think gathers in the cobwebs sometimes. | Years ago, a lot of very intelligent people, scientists from quite a few different fields, spent a lot of time investigating the bumblebee...not too much unlike how you have spent a lot of time investigating and fantasizing about love, sex and all that goes on around you. | All these folks combined with more knowledge that you can imagine came to the same conclusion based on aerodynamics, wing to mass ratio and even vison...it is utterly impossible for a bumblebee to fly. | The only one that doesn't know that is the bumblebee...and he gets along just fine in this old world without anyone else telling him anything or limiting what he does very well on his own. | If I were you...I would just take this same show and go on the road. It's out there...and you will find it. I would ditch all the books, films and computer screens...just get out amongst them. | It's a bit like what Pat Martino said one time about playing the guitar "The notes are there...you just have to find them. So forget all that stuff you think you need to know...and just play." | Good luck...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' Maybe you nailed it for me. I'd love to know what it's like to be errrr like him... you know... wide eyed about sex if I can put it that way. I really dig the Zorro idea by the way.. it's one of my favourites.. except I come leaping out of the wardrobe wearing nought but a mask and a cape... and rescue fair maidens from the hands of an evil conquistador by fucking him up the arse while his back is turned as she watches on, lustfully.Some of us were growed up too fast, too young and for want of the mystery that he apparently enjoys... I guess.HugsS. Quoting 'dontgothere'You know what, I wish you kisses , hugs, head, licking and sucking, and whatever else you've ever dreamed of because you sunshine are all of our kiddy wishes come true, that imagination that has no boundaries, that no one can stop. fkn good onya Quoting 'TeknoMan81'Some of my fantasies are quite silly. One involves a woman being tied to a bed, screaming for help to be freed. And then I burst into the room crashing through a window and I'm dressed as Zorro; the defender of love, complete with cape, hat, mask and red rose in mouth. Enough said. To say anymore would be giving away too much ;) Me too Stalky, I'd love to know what that innocent dreamy head thinks about all day. I don't care if he follows everyone round like a puppy. He believes in what he believes in and I for one am not gonna shatter that shit. Its not up to us.
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RHP User
15 years ago
How much does it cost for a plane ticket to Perth?!!! GAME OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, sort of. You see, I've come up with another idea, HotSexyChilli. My 30th birthday is in early June, so in the meantime, I will continue to find the girl whom I so desire to seek on here or outside. If nothing comes to in the lead up to my birthday, I may very likely consider yours and WingmanWilcoxx's offer. It would be more fitting for this once in a lifetime occassion to take place on my 30th birthday. If that can't be arranged, just before or after my birthday is OK, nothing wrong with that. And the time would be right too, because I like winter. Cool, huh? ;) Time to whip myself into shape... I already have the thought inside my head... I arrive in Perth and... well, I don't know where I'll be staying. Hotel, likely. I want to spend my first day in my hotel room alone, a day of rest, as I'll be too tired after getting off the plane. It's a jet lag thing. The next day, the big day arrives. I don't know how we'll meet, so I've come up with two ideas; one, I meet her in a cafe lounge for lunch, courtesy of an address written on a piece of paper given to me by WingmanWilcoxx. Two; WingmanWilcoxx introduces me to her. He blindfolds me and leads me to a lounge where she's waiting for me on the sofa. I sit down on the sofa and a pair of warm, friendly, womanly hands welcome me, touching down gently on my thighs. Then he takes off my blindfold and there she is, sitting right next to me, stunningly beautiful, calm, relaxed, friendly and enthusiastic. Then she says, "Hello, I've heard a lot about you." Wingman says, "May I present to you your date. Enjoy your time together." And then she and I set off into the big city for lunch and a day of love. She's dressed as she is, as herself. We chat for hours and hours over drinks and lunch, then take a stroll through the city and gardens right into the sunset. After the sun goes down, we both part for an hour or so, as we get changed into something more romantic for the evening, she's wearing a slinky dress or a laid-back business suit/dress, while wearing a pair of elaborate, expensive, extravagent black lacy lingerie underneath complete with suspenders and all. I'm wearing a... um, tuxedo. No, just a black suit! We have dinner together at a quiet restaurant with few people, but not an exclusive one, too expensive. We chat for a few hours some more over a simple meal, nothing too filling. Then we'll go to see a movie, but we won't watch the movie. Instead, we'll see a movie with the longest running time, doesn't matter what the movie is, and instead make out in the back row for the whole duration of the film. Nothing is off limits and anything goes. I unbutton her shirt, run my hands over her thighs and... ;) Well, two or three hours pass. ;) After the movie, we'll go back to my hotel room in a state of raging, uncontrollable lust. We enter my room, and she sets me down on the couch and performs a private striptease for me, complete with imtimate touching and fondling, leading to the bed. Or we stumble through the doorway into my room in a furious, rushing haste and either way, we spend the night raptured in slow, sensual, passionate lovemaking and erotic sex. ;) Just don't forget to put on the 'Do Not Disturb' sign at the front door. ;) We make love for several long hours upon hours on end (I want six or seven hours at least!) and then collapse into each other's arms in a sweaty, tangled heap until we can't go on anymore. And then we'll fall asleep together. =) And then when the sun comes up, I'll make her breakfast in bed for both of us. And then we'll do it all over again for the rest of the day, spending the whole day in bed together, the whole day, just the two of us. =) And then, sadly, we part. =( I don't know how this will happen, and I don't want to think about it. =( And then I ask her the big question; "Will I ever see you again?" Then I leave the next day or the day after. But that doesn't mean we've split for good. If she is truly stunning and ticks all my buttons, I'll definately give her my contact details. =) There, all explained. Is all this even possible? Oh, yeah, and the girl in question is... HotSexyChilli! (Just kidding!) Seriously, I imagine she looks like Alice Goodwin, Denise Milani, Sydney Barlette or Shay Laren, someone around my age. Another reason why I like it to be delayed until then is because I've just committed myself to writing another screenplay, my second. My first screenplay never sold, as a particular studio holds the rights to that particular, old existing property. I may have failed the first time, but I learned two important things from it; yes, I really can write 214 pages and two; I would do it again, which is what I'm cureently doing now. This time, I'm writing what is entirely my own original idea, so it will sell. What's it about? Well, I don't want to give away any details, but let's just say it's an action crime thriller I've had inside my head for a long time now. Anyway, more about me! It's worth noting I'm a big movie and classic video game fan. I have a fantastic collection of rare and obscure B grade movies on cassettes, the kind of movies that nobody have ever seen nor heard of. You'll never see these titles again, not even on DVD, let alone Blu Ray, so I suppose it's my way of preserving the past, otherwise they're gone forever. Writing movies is another passion of mine, as is films and the arts. I also love old, classic video games, the kind of games I grew up playing when I was younger and miss greatly, such as the Sega Mega Drive and Super Nintendo, which I hold dear to my heart, remember them? I don't like today's games very much. I'm also a big car enthusiast and like all types of unique, sleek and elegant sports cars. I'm a big follower of Japanese sports cars, particularly Honda. I supposse I've written all that can be said for now. I've written too much again! By the way dontgothere, I thankyou for your recent comment. Your thoughts and feelings in regards to me are very heartfelt. Thankyou. Alright, that's enough! I'm off to have dinner! Some HotSexyChilli to go with my meal perhaps? ;) Seriously, thanks for your help HotSexyChilli, I really appreciate it, and please keep me updated here. I'll contact you directly via a personal message in regards to my big, private event so you can pass it on to WingmanWilcoxx when the time comes. Again, I deeply appreciate your help. Thankyou. By the way, how did you ever find this guy? Who is he? Is he a producer? A party planner? The final countdown begins here... ;)
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15 years ago
It's a difficult script... I mean, so contorted and I'm not sure I will remember all my lines.... but I didnt see where I get to jump out of a wardrobe and fuck some unsuspecting one! I guess I'll just have to improvise that part when you least expect it... you know... for theatrical effect! :pHUgsS
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15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' It's a difficult script... I mean, so contorted and I'm not sure I will remember all my lines.... but I didnt see where I get to jump out of a wardrobe and fuck some unsuspecting one! I guess I'll just have to improvise that part when you least expect it... you know... for theatrical effect! :pHUgsS Sometimes the non-speaking roles are an oscar worthy performance Stalky. BTW you are scaring the shit outa this kid
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15 years ago
Feeling good right now. By the way, I have a new crush on a fellow RedHotPie member. Her name is taby001 and I only just recently found her yesterday. She's perfect, just perfect. Any way I can contact her or get her attention?
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15 years ago
ahhhhh you can sometimes find her on the forums too bright eyes but don't be too disappointed if you find that she is on here for her own little fantasies. . I know you have this ideal in your mind, but the other person has to want the same thing, lets not get greedy and forget all about the woman. . Tread carefully Grasshopper
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15 years ago
lolz... Who doesn't fall for Taby? That lass is a frequent forum participant and sexy person of the year..... just scroll though the topics to see her threads.... oh.. and you can contact me by using you rmembership to send me a private messages. I already have a Zorro cape. :pHugsS Quoting 'TeknoMan81' Feeling good right now. By the way, I have a new crush on a fellow RedHotPie member. Her name is taby001 and I only just recently found her yesterday. She's perfect, just perfect. Any way I can contact her or get her attention?
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15 years ago
Don Diego de la Vega...allow me to introduce myslef. It is I...Don Alejandro del Castillo y García. | Might I suggest, senor, that should our young amigo Don Quixote de la Mancha seeks this Taby on his quest, he be accompanied by both....El Zorro and El Zorro? | Together...we can ride like the wind on this quest. I am sure he will be accompanied by his faithful servant Sancho Panza...who can take pictures. Remember senor...it did not happen without pictures. | Better still...you and the young Don Quixote advance in this quest. I think it is best if I stay back and roll around in the haystack with la senorita Elena...sin dudo la chica caliente en el todo del mundo. | Quoting 'stalky' I already have a Zorro cape. :p | Psssstttttt, Stalky? If this works and the kid nails Taby...I may just try to OD on vintage scotch, Cohibas and Cialis. I'll make sure to tie a little "RHP" flag on it before I keel over dead. Just salute when you walk by the casket at the funeral. | I said saltue, you bastard...they will send you to jail if you desecrate the flag.
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15 years ago
I supposse I've written all that can be said for now. I've written too much again! Quoting 'TeknoManNo, you forgot the part where you cum in your pants at the cinema and the girl walked out shaking her head
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15 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'luv2fillUup'would be great togothere ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yep,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Nice pic !! Let me grab my spurs, cos that pic of yours makes me want to put cowgirl boots on But first things first..........are you a virgin too? Bring on the boots !! mmmmmmmmmmmm Virgin ? ,,,,,,,,,,,,, me ?? Nah I'm pretty sure of that , and i don't play nintendo either !
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15 years ago
Quoting 'luv2fillUup' Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'luv2fillUup'would be great togothere ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yep,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Nice pic !! Let me grab my spurs, cos that pic of yours makes me want to put cowgirl boots on But first things first..........are you a virgin too? Bring on the boots !! mmmmmmmmmmmm Virgin ? ,,,,,,,,,,,,, me ?? Nah I'm pretty sure of that , and i don't play nintendo either ! ooooo a man who keeps his hands free from remote controls...... much better things to do with those!!!! . . Your pic always makes me think , " Look Mum, no hands!!!" lmao
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15 years ago
Just booked a first class return one week holiday in the Virgin Islands. | They have a very private retreat with a health spa there and have guaranteed that I will be fully recycled and return home as............A VIRGIN! | Where is the icon for "doing a happy dance". This time around, I do know now... | ...what I wish I had known then. | | It's expensive, have you been following this thread? Group discounts are available.
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15 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' Psssstttttt, Stalky? If this works and the kid nails Taby...I may just try to OD on vintage scotch, Cohibas and Cialis. I'll make sure to tie a little "RHP" flag on it before I keel over dead. Just salute when you walk by the casket at the funeral. | I said saltue, you bastard...they will send you to jail if you desecrate the flag. lmfao I just spat my coffee... hehe... brilliant screenplay.... a zorro story that ends like a weekend at Burnies.. now that's my kind of movie!HugsS
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15 years ago
Stalky and Chasing could you please film it for me? Not sure I could watch it first hand I'd be wanting script changes mid scene, yelling directions, the star of the show would be fairly safe from my sticky mitts but I can't guarantee the same for any extras or lighting guys. That way if it gets really cringe-worthy I can watch it through my fingers with the remote in my hand, finger hovered over the pause button ..............bwahahaaa or hit rewind and watch it again
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15 years ago
Glad you rocked up before we made the final casting calls...Catherine is unavoidably not available for the sequel so looks like you might just be in if you happen to speak a little Spanish? | If you read the story line... ᶎ (played by Stalky) is going to take 81™ (played by himself) on a quest to nail Taby who plays herself better than most here on the forum. I am hanging back in the barn to play with Elena in the straw. This will make for a much better film than the original...and honestly, once there were only a few buttons hanging there on her corset, Zorro would have finished the job. | Quoting 'dontgothere' Stalky and Chasing could you please film it for me? Not sure I could watch it first hand... I'd be wanting script changes mid scene, yelling directions... Looks like we will be shooting this movie in two locations...so whilst they are filming at that location, you can take the role of Elena here and even direct if you insist. I doubt we will need a script...improvisation usually works best in scenes like this. | And don't worry if you don't speak Spanish...I do and can teach you what you need to know. Especially that bit where you trill the "rrrrrr" sounds with your tongue. And I promise, when the blade flashes... Ƶ (played by me) it will just get rid of the last few buttons on your dress and never touch your skin. That part...I think Zorro will finish it in this movie. | So if you don't get hay fever, drop me a note... | ...you might end up with an RHP oscar.
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15 years ago
I think that would be stealing the limelight a bit That spotty will have to be on the Cherries all ripe and juicy for the popping me thinks Gawd I just hope he doesn't get trampled in the messy process, but what a way for him to go.............. Torn to pieces by Taby right there in front of the camera... . . I can see the closing scenes vivdly......the Cherry staggers out with his torn little tux, pants ripped from his legs bruises and welts everywhere, tongue hanging from the side of his mouth..... one hand still bound by an oddly placed cape (huh where did that come from) as he walks off in the direction of the cab rank, heading to the airport and home the camera zooms in on his arse where you can clearly see that Z carved into his cheek !!!!!! Won't be a dry eye in the house
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15 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'luv2fillUup' Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'luv2fillUup'would be great togothere ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yep,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Nice pic !! Let me grab my spurs, cos that pic of yours makes me want to put cowgirl boots on But first things first..........are you a virgin too? Bring on the boots !! mmmmmmmmmmmm Virgin ? ,,,,,,,,,,,,, me ?? Nah I'm pretty sure of that , and i don't play nintendo either ! ooooo a man who keeps his hands free from remote controls...... much better things to do with those!!!! . . Your pic always makes me think , " Look Mum, no hands!!!" lmaoThere is still the tv remote
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15 years ago
Quoting 'luv2fillUup' Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'luv2fillUup' Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'luv2fillUup'would be great togothere ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yep,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Nice pic !! Let me grab my spurs, cos that pic of yours makes me want to put cowgirl boots on But first things first..........are you a virgin too? Bring on the boots !! mmmmmmmmmmmm Virgin ? ,,,,,,,,,,,,, me ?? Nah I'm pretty sure of that , and i don't play nintendo either ! ooooo a man who keeps his hands free from remote controls...... much better things to do with those!!!! . . Your pic always makes me think , " Look Mum, no hands!!!" lmaoThere is still the tv remote Oh you wouldn't be watching tv
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15 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere' I think that would be stealing the limelight a bit That spotty will have to be on the Cherries all ripe and juicy for the popping me thinks Gawd I just hope he doesn't get trampled in the messy process, but what a way for him to go.............. Torn to pieces by Taby right there in front of the camera... . . I can see the closing scenes vivdly......the Cherry staggers out with his torn little tux, pants ripped from his legs bruises and welts everywhere, tongue hanging from the side of his mouth..... one hand still bound by an oddly placed cape (huh where did that come from) as he walks off in the direction of the cab rank, heading to the airport and home the camera zooms in on his arse where you can clearly see that Z carved into his cheek !!!!!! Won't be a dry eye in the house lmfao... brilliant... although I'd probably go with something a little more suttle.. like a "Z" made from cum that can clearly be seen under the ultraviolet light whne he drops his dacks to have a squirt in the men's toilets... but hey... these artistic decisions can be worked out on the fly.... :pHugsS
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15 years ago
PMSL Stalky, thats a nice touch,I'll do some re-writing to the closing scenes for you.
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15 years ago
Stalky (opps ᶎ)...we have got to be a bit careful here with some of this although a "fade to black" with 81™ taking a leak at the airport with one of Taby's white mesh stockings pulled over his head like a balaclava and his eyes bulging out between the fishnet does have a lot merit. | Hey...what about a couple of X-box contollers hanging from his wrists...we know he will have to be tied down at some point if this is going to work? Careful though...don't want the folks at the academny to think we are trying to rip off both Zorro and Deliverance all in one hit...or do we? | Hell yeah and get one off those dickey "Carmen Miranda" fruit hats, you know the kind...a modern version of a baseball cap he can wear backwards, covered in plastic cherries with the logo "I Did It" embroided on the front. The hats are available online from the new Tiger Woods website and we can just glue the cherries on top. Pop that on his head to complete the look and we are there. Fawk...we might even ol' Oscar to laugh when he hands us the best "Best Costumes" award on that one? | Quoting 'dontgothere' I think that would be stealing the limelight a bit... | Oh for chrissake...you didn't think there would actually be film in camera, did you? If you are a good (or even half decent) little wench, the flashing blade of Ƶ might just cut the silk ropes and free you from the hitching post in the barn. Old habits die hard...take no hostages and leave no witnesses. I have rehearsed this a couple of times ad hoc with other potential Elenas and whilst there was a lot of screaming going on and a few even thought there was some sort of deliverance...there was not a banjo in sight. | Okay folks......LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!! | | ...but I will leave you a fresh flower at the scene. It's the mark of a true Zorro!
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15 years ago
You know...if she does have a sense of humour and rocks up on this thread, the next movie may be more along the lines of a sequel to the Justice League fighting it out in the streets. | You know, HSC...you just might want to ask Taby if you could play on the girls side of the team. I have always had a thing for a woman with an invisible rope and a red, white and blue corset... | ...with stars starring where they should! | Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' LMFAO - I'm gona email Taby let her know she's featuring on this forum. She says she's got a good SOH so let's see hehehe | This time...we better shoot in digital. I think we might just need a zetta-gig of HD memory...and we can post the director's cut on RHP. | | Jearzus....this movie scam spin off might just be better than being a virgin!
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15 years ago
Ok so I was messaged by a fellow rhp member to tell me about this forum post in which I was mentioned as part of a porn production/fantasy??? Upon reading the above post I am a little lost.... am I actually in this production or was I somehow replaced for Catherine Zeta Jones look alike from zorro? lol Dontgothere I just want to ask what you meant when you said I was here for my own little fantasies. If your refering to the fact that all I do is talk & dont act on rhp this isnt true. As a few of you do know from meeting me face to face. I suppose should also comment on the topic of this forum while im at it. I still remember back to when I was a young innocent *cough* girl of 18 who had never had sex & never kissed a man (my how far I have come since then). Back then I always said to myself I would wait till I was in a relationship for at least 3 or 4 months before doing the dirty, & I did. The day that I had sex for the first time was the best day of my life! It was me who started it & me who finished it after having sex 4 or 5 times that first day. Since then I have grown more and more confident in the bedroom & I couldnt think of a life without sex in it! But there are those people who want to wait for "the one". I am not one of these people because I dont belive in "the one". But I have nothing against people who want to wait till they are marrired before they have sex. I just think you should test drive what your gunna end up with for the rest of your life first lol. In reguards to men who are still virgins I do tend to keep away from them because I do like my men older & exsperinced & I like the man to be in charge in bed & this wont happen if the guy doesnt know what to do! Again I have no problem with inexsperinced men but I would never bed one... Sorry Taby.
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15 years ago
You do know that the role of Elena (Catherine Zeta-Jones) was going to be filmed in another location and now that you mention it...probably best before the rest of the sequel. You know that scene where El Zorro (Ƶ played by a much older man according to the screenplay here) flashes the blade and most of her clothing falls off? | Okay well anyway, whilst the other El Zorro (ᶎ played by Stalky) and our little friend Don Quioxte (81™ played by himself) are on the back of Tornado together riding off on the quest bareback...it seems as Ƶ actually takes one more pass with the flashing blade as he should have and guess what? | Elena ends up naked as gawd intended there in the barn with Ƶ El Zorro, the fox and true defender of the people...or at least the guardian who protects the complete lack of honour those that haven't really been a virgin for years. This El Zorro is a lot smarter and they finish right then and there. There really isn't a script and we can just ad lib...go with the flow...improvisation. | As for the rest of the movie...sorry folks, that's now up to you. Congrats Taby, RHP Hot Chick and a starring role in a movie that is sure to become a classic in one year may eventually get you a gig in Hollywood. | Quoting 'taby001' I was mentioned as part of a porn production/fantasy??? Upon reading the above post I am a little lost....because I do like my men older & experienced & I like the man to be in charge. | Stalky, DGT, 81™ and the rest of you guys....I will just send you a copy of the part shot on locations here. You can just get the director and editor to put it in anywhere you like. I already have a few I ideas of my own as to where... | ...I want to put it in. | | Nothing personal DGT...but this "Elena" already has a few hot shoots under her belt already!
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15 years ago
No not at all honey, i just didn't want the kid to go hell for leather with his own fantasies. I meant that you were probably here to fulfil your own (as most of us are) and not necessarily here to be his 'leading lady' without asking permission . . . Nothing personal at all Chasing Midnight, I much prefer to be the audience
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15 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'luv2fillUup' Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'luv2fillUup' Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'luv2fillUup'would be great togothere ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yep,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Nice pic !! Let me grab my spurs, cos that pic of yours makes me want to put cowgirl boots on But first things first..........are you a virgin too? Bring on the boots !! mmmmmmmmmmmm Virgin ? ,,,,,,,,,,,,, me ?? Nah I'm pretty sure of that , and i don't play nintendo either ! ooooo a man who keeps his hands free from remote controls...... much better things to do with those!!!! . . Your pic always makes me think , " Look Mum, no hands!!!" lmaoThere is still the tv remote Oh you wouldn't be watching tv OK , i had the impression you liked to watch TV while the male flicks through the channels with his tongue silly me ! It does seem that you have some nice dials that could do with a fine tune ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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15 years ago
No harm no foul, DGT...and since I have already given fencing lessons to a few other already well, spending time to teach you from en guarde to corps a' corps and your constant derobement brilliantly executed...we will leave the parry and thrust in this movie for now in more skilled hands. I don't mind being watched...even when practising par moi meme si tu me regardes. | Now then, Princess...when we get to the rewrite of star wars, I am a shoe in for the rold of Chewwie and even Captain Solo knows that once his Hans are bound in silk....there isn't a Leia in the galaxy that does not walk away without a smile. | Buenos noches, senora. El gusto es mio y tuyo sin duda cada vez... | ....hasta la media noche cuando vengamos contigos. | Quoting 'dontgothere' Nothing personal at all Chasing Midnight, I much prefer to be the audience | Don't bother with Google...they only speak Mexican there and I prefer the dialectual classics.
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15 years ago
Quoting 'luv2fillUup' Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'luv2fillUup' Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'luv2fillUup' Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'luv2fillUup'would be great togothere ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yep,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Nice pic !! Let me grab my spurs, cos that pic of yours makes me want to put cowgirl boots on But first things first..........are you a virgin too? Bring on the boots !! mmmmmmmmmmmm Virgin ? ,,,,,,,,,,,,, me ?? Nah I'm pretty sure of that , and i don't play nintendo either ! ooooo a man who keeps his hands free from remote controls...... much better things to do with those!!!! . . Your pic always makes me think , " Look Mum, no hands!!!" lmaoThere is still the tv remote Oh you wouldn't be watching tv OK , i had the impression you liked to watch TV while the male flicks through the channels with his tongue silly me ! It does seem that you have some nice dials that could do with a fine tune ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, well I guess it would depend what was on the box at the time????? Now a little backyard production of Zorro might have me shoving your head down and out of the way ....... just for your own safety of course . Oh and I do seem to have this button that requires an awful lot of attention, you know the one...its usually found between other little buttons, but this one is aptly named.... Enter
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15 years ago
Quoting 'TeknoMan81' Feeling good right now. By the way, I have a new crush on a fellow RedHotPie member. Her name is taby001 and I only just recently found her yesterday. She's perfect, just perfect. Any way I can contact her or get her attention?OMG ! it seems taby has crushed your fantasy how you feeling Teknaught man ????
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15 years ago
True confessions...I waited until I was married too. | Fooling around with the cute little red head girl that lived across the street at about age 14 and some change...I asked her "Do you want to pretend we are married". | She said "Yes". | We ignored eash other for a few weeks just like a real marriage so agreed we were divorced. Funny thing was... | ...the occassional sex with a friend was way better.
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15 years ago
"But I have nothing against people who want to wait till they are marrired before they have sex." - taby001 I never mentioned I wanted to wait until marriage before sex. I never said that. Let's get it straight here; When I was growing up, I never wanted to get married or have children. A girlfriend and a partner, yes. But a wife, marriage and the burdens that come attached with it, no. My choice remains unchanged, for I've made my decision long, long ago. Marriage is primarily about paying the bills and running the house. Marriage is just not in me. I've had a hard life, a hard upbringing due to parental, personality and culture clashes from observing my own parents when I was younger. They're divorced. I didn't want that to happen to me, so that's why I stayed single and alone for a long time. I didn't want history repeating itself on me. What I meant by "The One" is the woman whom I will lose myself to for the first time, not a partner in marriage. I want her to be fun, mature, yet somewhat protective as it's my first. I don't want her to strictly be a lifelong partner straight away, that would be unrealistic and rediclous, although that would be sweet if we click, but by the same means, I don't want her to use me as a once off either. I'm not really a play-then-throw-away kind of guy. I would never do that to a woman, nor treat or use her that way. The continuing excuse, "Sorry, you don't have any experience" is really beginning to grate on me. Really? Is that the only reason? I'm beginning to think there are other underlying self-issues at work that haven't been said. Going by taby001's profile, I honestly thought she would be ballsy, couragous and understandingly sincere as the person she portrays herself to be. For a short while, I really believed in her, I really did. When I read her profile, I actually believed my search had come to an end. But now I'm stuck with having to mend a broken heart and a heavy head. "I don't see our planets colliding, but good luck in your search." - taby001. Oh, taby001, you've broken my heart. Inside every mouse lies a lion, Taby. So much for not giving enough time to know me. =(
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15 years ago
HSC that is pure gold!!! pmsl @ Stepford Vibes, love love love it
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15 years ago
Quoting 'TeknoMan81' "But I have nothing against people who want to wait till they are marrired before they have sex." - taby001 I never mentioned I wanted to wait until marriage before sex. I never said that. Let's get it straight here; When I was growing up, I never wanted to get married or have children. A girlfriend and a partner, yes. But a wife, marriage and the burdens that come attached with it, no. My choice remains unchanged, for I've made my decision long, long ago. Marriage is primarily about paying the bills and running the house. Marriage is just not in me. I've had a hard life, a hard upbringing due to parental, personality and culture clashes from observing my own parents when I was younger. They're divorced. I didn't want that to happen to me, so that's why I stayed single and alone for a long time. I didn't want history repeating itself on me. What I meant by "The One" is the woman whom I will lose myself to for the first time, not a partner in marriage. I want her to be fun, mature, yet somewhat protective as it's my first. I don't want her to strictly be a lifelong partner straight away, that would be unrealistic and rediclous, although that would be sweet if we click, but by the same means, I don't want her to use me as a once off either. I'm not really a play-then-throw-away kind of guy. I would never do that to a woman, nor treat or use her that way. The continuing excuse, "Sorry, you don't have any experience" is really beginning to grate on me. Really? Is that the only reason? I'm beginning to think there are other underlying self-issues at work that haven't been said. Going by taby001's profile, I honestly thought she would be ballsy, couragous and understandingly sincere as the person she portrays herself to be. For a short while, I really believed in her, I really did. When I read her profile, I actually believed my search had come to an end. But now I'm stuck with having to mend a broken heart and a heavy head. "I don't see our planets colliding, but good luck in your search." - taby001. Oh, taby001, you've broken my heart. Inside every mouse lies a lion, Taby. So much for not giving enough time to know me. =(Have you been to see a doctor lately or are you still locked away in the wardrobe with mario's maiden ??? If you arent on drugs dude ,,, you should be !!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'luv2fillUup' Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'luv2fillUup' Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'luv2fillUup' Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'luv2fillUup'would be great togothere ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yep,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Nice pic !! Let me grab my spurs, cos that pic of yours makes me want to put cowgirl boots on But first things first..........are you a virgin too? Bring on the boots !! mmmmmmmmmmmm Virgin ? ,,,,,,,,,,,,, me ?? Nah I'm pretty sure of that , and i don't play nintendo either ! ooooo a man who keeps his hands free from remote controls...... much better things to do with those!!!! . . Your pic always makes me think , " Look Mum, no hands!!!" lmaoThere is still the tv remote Oh you wouldn't be watching tv OK , i had the impression you liked to watch TV while the male flicks through the channels with his tongue silly me ! It does seem that you have some nice dials that could do with a fine tune ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, well I guess it would depend what was on the box at the time????? Now a little backyard production of Zorro might have me shoving your head down and out of the way ....... just for your own safety of course . Oh and I do seem to have this button that requires an awful lot of attention, you know the one...its usually found between other little buttons, but this one is aptly named.... Enter I'm not really into 60 minutes it doesn't last long enough , tuning in Tokyo could take some time though ! but even with my head down and out of the way i could be tuned in with high definition the enter button you have ,,,, yep have cum across them in the past , some come be more touchy than others although they all have the same function (mmmmmmmmmEnter) some can be more difficult to tune than others . For some reason a good re-boot always seems to help Oh and as for the Zorro production ,,,, I don't think its going to happen ,seems the leading actor has lost the plot !!! MAKE UP !!!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Senorita Hot Sexy de Chilli...you are a twisted genius! A screenplay worthy of both Federico Fellini and George Lucas combined all rolled into one... "The Satryricon of Tekno Arbiter" | I would bow to you talents like any good Ƶ-man should...but no doubt you would realise that I am just hoping to look up under your skirt to check for a garter belt. Since I could not convince DGT to foil around with me in the barn...the rewrite where I get to swing down and exit stage left with Taby in tow and my trusty light sabre in hand works for me. Might let her know that I have spent a quid on a new prototype light sabre that would make Darth go pale...it's made by Hitachi and the latest in the line of self-contained atomic powered weapons. The batteries in this one have a nuclear half-life of just on a Millenium so maybe she could at least ink on a Falcon tattoo? | One thought? You in the Matrix where they put that probe in the cerebrial cortex and you run on remote control? Got it in one, HCS...I heard you laugh and yes, one there too. You can run the remote controls for both and particularly when they start shooting the wedding scene. Might want to consult with Stalky as he may prefer to leave a vacancy somewhere when Tekno delivers that tragic line "Oh, I do" ....and give it some real meaning. | Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' I really do think this movie will be as realistic as Tekno's ever gonna get. I just wish that Tekno had given Taby enough time to know and appreciate her, rather than the blow up doll in her image he worships in his head. Right again, HSC...and until then we will just have to settle for that sound, you know the one? When the curtain comes down it's just... | ...the sound of one hand clapping in the dark.
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RHP User
15 years ago
this can't be for real, but I'll give 9/10 for effort and creativity.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Sorry Teknoman, but you do seem to have rather unrealistic expectations. This is primarily a sex site, and although there are surely people looking for something more long term, the odds of finding anyone interested in more than a fuck are slim. There are other websites for what you seem to be after, and judging by your reaction to Taby rejecting you, anyone you are likely to meet on here would ultimately tear out your heart. Any sexually active, self-confident woman who knows what she wants would do you more harm than good in the long run. They want confidence and experience, not a love-sick puppy dog who will mope for days if they dont answer the phone. Seriously, follow these simple steps; 1) Dress nice and go out to the local pubs/clubs, prefereably with a mate 2) Find a woman with low standards (these are easy to spot). Dont go for the most attractive one there because you arent mentally ready for this. 3) Dance with her, make her laugh, buy her drinks, try not to give off that sad puppy dog vibe. That only works for puppy dogs, and they are content with a cuddle. 4) Go for it. If this doesnt work, try another woman. The main part of this is dont stress out during the attempt. It will probably take a few tries. I want you to try this every weekend, even if you dont think it will work. Keep trying other ways as well. Even if you fail ten weeks in a row, by the time you reach the eleventh you wont care anymore, but that just means the desperate vibe will be gone. It WILL work eventually if you keep at it, and maybe even sooner than you think. Once it works you can start building confidence. Im tired and have had six hours sleep in three days. But it will still work. Its easy to do and the absolute worst case scenario is that you will gain experience talking to women.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well said, and keeping it on the very real scale I think is Tekno's best bet. Dungeouns and Dragons only works for a limited amount of time
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' And just for the record I get approached on RHP probably once a month from a SD with a serious proposal, and the fact of life is that "pampering" as you call it is only used as a "goal incentive" when there are obvious fatal deficiencies that permanently decimate the SDs chances of scoring legitimately. ... It really all does come back down to... and great sex!!! That's what we're on RHP for and I really believe it's one of the best perks of taking flesh and blood over our short lifespan. Chilli ;) ^that. . Pleasure exchanged for pleasure, no monetary outlay required. Great company is great company whatever the surroundings, I would not suggest tekno tries dating as a sugar daddy, he has a lot to offer in terms of personality and enthusiasm. Somehow i doubt a daddy's girl would be suitable, and frankly he's just not creepy enough to pull it off. . xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' And just for the record I get approached on RHP probably once a month from a SD with a serious proposal, and the fact of life is that "pampering" as you call it is only used as a "goal incentive" when there are obvious fatal deficiencies that permanently decimate the SDs chances of scoring legitimately. ... It really all does come back down to... and great sex!!! That's what we're on RHP for and I really believe it's one of the best perks of taking flesh and blood over our short lifespan. Chilli ;) ^that. . Pleasure exchanged for pleasure, no monetary outlay required. Great company is great company whatever the surroundings, I would not suggest tekno tries dating as a sugar daddy, he has a lot to offer in terms of personality and enthusiasm. Somehow i doubt a daddy's girl would be suitable, and frankly he's just not creepy enough to pull it off. . xx Sarah ^^ Both of those , seriously I cannot emphasise enough !!!!!!! And would also like to add, that it may only be the inexperienced girls who don't see through the sugar induced high until its too late to realise that they missed out on 'the great sex' that was thrown in as a P.S. I'm sure TeknoMan gives women credit for having half a brain and realising that 'sugar' has and always will go straight to our arse. Which in fact anyone with sugary lips can certainly kiss
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