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Do you groan, whimper, scream and moan?

January 11 2012

So RHP peeps, I do believe that most of us are connoisseurs in the self love department. You know, choke the chicken, buff the knob, flog the log, flick the pea, butter your muffin, tickle the taco... well you know what I mean. So my question is, are you silent masturbator? Or do you really get into it? Do you pant, do you groan and moan, do you scream when you come? Or is it just a little too weird when you are on your own??xxMeeka

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  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    well I found myself riding my dildo hard last night and as I screamed "Fuck me harder you bitch" I was spanking my own arse. Is that weird?     xx Meeka

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    only weird if your dildo screamed back at you ''take it all bitch''VTx

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Bit of both....   Usually I am fairly quite.. I did say fairly ... but I do get the odd times that I get so wrapped up in myself and need to squirt .. hehe.. i am sure the neighbours have heard me crying out in joy.   huggies   sweetp xxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    No, not weird but definitely would have been entertaining to watch....I may have had to polish the know at the same time....

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quietly... it rubs the lotion on it's skin! Meeka, it depends entirely on whether you were using your left or right hand for the spanking. Which one feels the naughtiest?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I tend to pant when wanking, Grown with something in my butt, moan when rooting, and whimper when someone cracks a whip just above my head vis vis.. Help me mummy! The meany is gunna flog me again! Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Lol. Did you use a wooden spoon on your own arse? Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Nah I just give myself a little slap every now again. You know. ;)BTW that is a terrible name Stalkers!! xx Meeka

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Vintagetatu' only weird if your dildo screamed back at you ''take it all bitch''VTx Miss Vintagetatu, I am loving your profile pics, particularly the umbrella picture. Please if you ever feel the need to slip your strapon dick in me I will take it all. xxMeeka

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'bob26354' Quietly... it rubs the lotion on it's skin! Meeka, it depends entirely on whether you were using your left or right hand for the spanking. Which one feels the naughtiest? Yes that is a conundrum to be honest. I always tickle my taco with my right hand but then sometimes my left hand isn't so co-ordinated with the spanking or the dildo inserting... you know. So I really need to be able to phone a friend. Please sir can I rid your cock while I masturbate? Would that be okay??

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Sweetpetite I am sending mojo your way... open wide. Its coming... almost there!xxMeeks

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Nope...Im a quiet one...silent but deadly and usually successful !!!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    If I used the Vaseline or the vix vapour rub. Dam where are my reading glasses

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I received chest rub (no frills vapour rub) for a Kris Kringle at work once. Lucky I gave the guy dirty old man soap in return. :)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I keep it quiet, it's the librarian side of me I can't help it. But oh the dirty names going through my head...it would embarrass a sailor!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Although if it's a ripper, there is that gasp/moan of release....On the other hand (groan) if someone else is present, I do tend to be a bit more... well, more!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Always get the big one out of myself and have to be still and quiet for that...........left side rub.........slow deep breaths to control the energy and keep it all pent up.........then right at the end shove my face in the pillow to let out a loud primal moan aaaaannd................lay there for a few minutes enjoying the bliss.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'Vintagetatu' only weird if your dildo screamed back at you ''take it all bitch''VTx Miss Vintagetatu, I am loving your profile pics, particularly the umbrella picture. Please if you ever feel the need to slip your strapon dick in me I will take it all. xxMeeka ...and I Ms Meeka am more than happy to provide all the entertainment you'd like... now excuse me whilst I head off to have a moment whilst repeating... do not order new strapon.. must not order new strapon... *slap, tickle, slap, slap, tickle*Note to self: Apply for sponsorship with Duracell

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    And even then it's pretty quiet for a moan........it's the whole kids across the hall thingy lol . I've noticed i get more vocal when Im crankier though, and have even yelled at the porn when they don't do what I want them to bloody do.........backseat porn director I am fuck him harder for chrissakes...Nooooo don't pull out now you fucking prick.......don't kiss her, grab her throat you pussy !!! you know, just the norm

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I like it BOTH waysNoisy or quiet depending on the situation or my mood!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    usually pretty quiet while i wank myself off but love moaning and talking filthy while fucking lol

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Fucken fastbrick construction in WA allows sound to travel further faster longer louder. I can hear my roomies put their socks on. What happened to stud frame walls and plasterboard? When I have the house to myself I moan like a car boot full of groggy mafia kidnap victims.RA

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    But only if I have the Hitachi wand going!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ...sometimes softly and sometimes more loudly, more like a rumble from deep inside my throat, often in one or two languages. Interesting how at that moment in time...you actually understand a language that you may not even speak. | What was the question...I was purring too loudly to hear you.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Well... I suppose it would be OK Meeka! After all it would be a helping out a friend. I Sir could even slap your arse on occasion.     But practise makes perfect. You really should find a way to build up some strength and co-ordination with that left hand!   Maybe you could setup an RHP profile for your left hand! Helping Hand, enthausiastic if a bit uncoordinated. Willing to learn. Interested in most activities. Needs guidance. Looking for someone who can show me the ropes and build up my repertoire. My fantasy is to be encased in rubber and enjoying tacos with Meeka. Bet you'd get a huge responce!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    your a bad girl Meeks !! nothing like slapping some arse ..silent moment for me then i roll over and sleep !

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Has anyone else seen the Galapagos tortoises going for it at the zoo? It's hysterical! The big dude climbs up on top and you hear this long slow grunt........ Gruuuuunnnnt........... Grunnnnt........... Gruuuuuunnnnnnt.... For hours! Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Ooh, nibble Stalky_Studnuts nuts before he nibbles yours :p Have to say, don't know how the boys feel about it but that long slow grunt is pretty horny. Just like when a guy is teasing us with his cock ... Slides it in slowly with long slow thrusts. Omigod. I want it now now now!!! Xx Meeka

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    For me it depends on whether the kidlets are home when they are its more controlled with soft moans and whimpers into my pillow BUT if im home alone its a different story ill moan, scream, cry out i let it all go

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    if no one else is in the room to hear it, are you really making any noise at all???I am a screamer by the way.....especially when I get out the leather flying hat, the knee brace and the sticks of wet celery!!!!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    no its not wierd, good to hear you get so into it. you sound like fun in bed, the kitchen, shower, outside, anywhere really xo

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    So my question is, are you silent masturbator? Or do you really get into it? Do you pant, do you groan and moan, do you scream when you come? Or is it just a little too weird when you are on your own??. No. I'm not. I don't scream the house down (Can't. Kids) But I definitely wouldn't describe myself as a silent masturbator. If I'm in company, I'm much louder, but still not a screamer. And I don't talk to my toys. Better still though, they don't talk back to me! LOL . Flirty x

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I just remembered I have been sent three dirty videos bt three different people which I need to watch.... scuttles off for a rub, moan and groan.HehehexxMeeka

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    You harvester of (fine quality no doubt!) porn you! :-O

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    When it is good it is great and the need to bury my head in the pillow overrides my desire to scream. This also has more to do with the fact of little ears in the house . However when I am able to let loose not only do I moan, I groan, I gasp and I beg to be fucked harder like you Meeks I often find myself smaking my arse.Kisses (Mrs Sherpa)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    grow-ning collection she's got now . jesus I know Flirty give me the BIG eyeroll........yeah it was shocking lol

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I wouldn't dream of it! *all wide-eyed and innocent of course* Nooo, not an eyeroll in sight! . ... I'm too busy trying to think of a way to get her to share it all with me!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    she has my permission to pass on at least one then

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    You dirty bitches..... group rub? xxMeeka

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    "At least one"??? At this time of night, I reckon I should get two votes and I think it's safe to say that we are unanimous! .. Me? The dirty bitch? I think not! . Indignant Flirty x

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Miss Indignant, only one of them was from me I mean she more than has my permission to pass on the other two, why should I care? they're not even mine

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    well - I'm not good in self-help department... it just doesn't do it for me.. but when I occassionally have to - you know, better than a wet dream - the sack is full of presents and my Christmas did not come for like a month (!!!)... so in those kinds of times it's like a relief - the cleansing ofthe apparaturs and thinking of how good I'm going to give it to the next lucky girl - which usually is the same one but never mind ocassionally there is a change :-)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Well doesnt it really depends on various things 1. Do you share can they hear?2. are the windows open can the outside see in3. are your folks in the next room?4. In the bathroom 5 watching porn with matesthe list really is never ending on how much noise should be madeI personally think 1 through to 5 require the amount of sound in proportion to the amount your enjoying yourself and everyone else be blown!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I do however - in some cases - need to consider the "environment" and bring down the volume levels when practicing "self love" , controlled breathing, well,it's more like heavy breathing, and that "spine bending" "toe curling" " silent scream" when reaching climax.. If there is disregard to the neighbours / guests and / or there's an audience, the hot blooded Latino rhythms show, stereo sounds included.. Translation : Noisy Masturbator :)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    When I orgasm, I shout my own name.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    remeber the bear on grizzly adams?   thats me when i cum :)   MR Ad

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quiet........Whimper.............................Moan.Cass xxx

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    i reckon it would be the quiet one

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I do believe I am getting a little more vocal these days though but I am still not super loud but I am not a ninja either. :)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Window open Curtains open.... Moan groan and then A grunt.... I've been heard by next door several times. But go into stealth mode when visiting !!!