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Do you name your sex toys?
September 25 2009
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RHP User
16 years ago
"Taking a page from the literature of the patriarchy, so to speak, feminists are urging women to name their dildos and other marital aids sex toys the way that men, in the past, named their “instruments” of war. For Unferth, it was “Hrunting”; for Beowulf, it was “Naegling”; for King Arthur, it was “Excalibur.” By naming their swords, warriors expressed an affinity on the part of their wielders similar to the affection that modern men convey in the naming of their cars, horses, penises, and other inanimate objects. “Typically,” Bertha Grubb, a spokesman for the National Organization for Women (NOW) told Unnews’ reporter, Lotta Lies, “women have not named things, other than their children. We encourage them to start doing so. However, they should not dignify their spatulas, vacuum cleaners, brooms, or ovens by giving them names, as these objects and appliances are symbolic of women’s enslavement to men. Instead, we suggest that women name objects that show their liberation from, and independence of, the male oppressor, such as their birth control pills, or, even better, their dildos and other marital aids sex toys." In Arthurian lore, the knights of the Round Table (a symbol of the vagina, according to Grubb) also named their swords: “Sir Gawain’s sword, Galantyne, means ‘My Penis Is Bigger Than Yours,’ a common taunt of the puerile male, even as far back as the Middle Ages and earlier.” Women should name such objects as ben-wa balls, dildos, vibrators, kegel exercisers, and other marital aids sex toys to demonstrate a similar fondness for these male surrogates, Grubb suggested, “to show male-pigs that women can get along just fine without their male-pig appendage.’” Likewise, to indicate the esteem in which they hold these objects, women should claim supernatural or exotic origins for their marital aids sex toys, Grubb contends, claiming that the goddess "Venus fashioned their dildos or that the Viking Hell-goddess Hel made their ben-wa balls out of diamonds or gold -or, what the Hell?--both." As names for their marital aids sex toys, Grubb suggests that “women choose such designations as Pussy and--well, that’s it, actually.” "
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RHP User
16 years ago
Is the name of Sal's clit buzzy thingy!! Very helpful when I'm not in one man band mode that night !! :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
Haha... Buzzy.. Perfect name for a bullet vibe. I'm never in one man band mode... pretty much always calling in the reinforcements for that extra attention to detail. Naming toys makes it easier to do a running commentary..... you know... "you'd like double penetration with a big cock right now wouldn't you babe... brace yourself for big pinky" etc... hehe... plus with a variety of toys.... there's also the added benefit of the shock factor ... "OMFG.. what's he gonna do now?".. lolz. Thank hell it's Friday~ Woooohoo! I made it through another one. Hugs Gazza
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Bwwwwaaaaaa......Mr squigle....lotts of fun for everyone !!!!......would you like some of this miss ????....bwaaaaaaaheee Here comes mr Snappy !...nipple clamps !....bwaaaaa heeeee Re sophie......Male pig appendage ?.....omg such femanistic vulgarity !! lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
My Ivibe rabbits names is BOB my battery operated Boyfriend.. I think naming him is just somthing i did for a laugh and Mr married Loves it....Its nothing more then a little fun..
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RHP User
16 years ago
Had Albert (gave it to a friend in greater need than me lol), now Oliver or Ollie, and a present from my Mr. - jade eggs I call Jada's.. If we gat more, they need to be very aristocratic names lol xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
There are some great names.Buzzy was a name Andy coined, I would prefer something a little more exotic but all good :)On a side note.....I found poor buzzy the other day. My son was racing him against a hotwheels car!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Wow, i thought an oven was a symbol of how to cook food.And Bahahaha.....brooms and vacumms = enslavement, oh lordy, not in this house! Tehehe. I dont even have a vac, it is Andys :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
One man band mode (you'll need to turn on you imagination) It's abit like twister Left arm hooked under her left arm, squishing boobyin the process, hand round neck ... plus if you can reach, fingers in her mouth!! Then Right hand reaching around and rubbing the clit. (depends on if you're a lefty or righty) All that when your keeping up some sort of inny outty type stuff. It's like rubbing your tummy and tapping your head! But with your cock! The advance version Still behind need to then bring your legs on the inside of her legs and pin them open, so that when she bucks and tries to close them your legs lock them in place ... oh that's confusing ... I should draw a picture. Sounds terrible now i read it back, but Sal seems to like it!! The super adanced version, is when you as the male are being pinned to the bed and one is on your face and the other riding you. Although not much is required of me... I just like to mention that I love it when it happens! A
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RHP User
16 years ago
We have a bunny vibrator, which we call Roger... Roger rabbit! Roger always contributes to a good rogering!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Every time we used it Liz woke the whole neighbourhood ' now i call it the dust collector sits in his bag under the bed.
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RHP User
16 years ago
hehe... I found myself holding my dick when I read that... but I'm a little confused on the limb placements and motion required..... Is there a Video version?? ... you know... purely for academic purposes or should I book a flight to Brissy for some instructional training? :p Hugs Gazza
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RHP User
16 years ago
i have too many toys to name them.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Squidgy = pink flexible vibe with anal vibe one end and another vibe the other end with a shape that is a little hard to describe lol but it does the job. Ya can even bend the other other side down and tease.
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