Hottie1

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Doctors and nurses .....

December 11 2014

Ok gorgeous forumites, I'm going to be in hospital for the next three days (cosmetic) You are all my doctors and nurses (non -gender specific) and you have incredible bedside manners (well most of you do) 😷 Your mission should you choose it, is to allow me to live vicariously through you. Regale me with your sexual exploits over the weekend, tell me jokes, share anything you like to help me feel better. 😂. I'll be popping in during the next three days to say hello. Mary xx Ps. Happy birthday gorgeous man, have a great day Saturday. A belated birthday kiss (kisses) when I see you next. Xx🎉🎂

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Hello Ms Mary. I do hope you have a speedy recovery (although I do hope you're not in for a labiaplasty....) Anyway when I read your post it reminded me of one of my first sexual encounters. I was maybe 13 or 14. I had been mucking around with a mate who lived across the lane from us. We went to his house for some reason. His mum and dad were out. We were getting a drink when I heard a call from his sister. She called me into her bedroom. She was lying on the bed naked. This was the first time I'd seen a woman/girl naked (she was maybe 15 or 16) she called me to the side of the bed and asked me to be her doctor. She had some plastic picnic knives and forks on the bedside table so she handed me a knife and asked me to examine her pussy. I vividly remember gently using the knife to move and examine her pussy (she had beautiful big lips) I moved them about for a couple of minutes I can remember her female scent.... but after a couple of minutes I started freaking out and left the room... I'm sure if I was a couple of years older and more mature the ending would have been very different. But I think, for me, that was the incident that started my passions.... Ciao Markxo£

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    20 years ago you could have sex with a nurse but now thanks to cameras you cant. BUGGA

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Trust me when I say, it's not cameras that would stop me having sex with you.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Happy Birthday to Mr. Ms.Foxy xxx (feeling a little sad this morning, as she's missing someone) FUUUUUUUCK I dislike this feeling!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I wish you a speedy recovery, I think I remember you talking about the procedure you're having done in another thread. So my nursely advice is to take it very easy, you will be sore when moving for a while. Take Arnica, I know it's herbal but even the surgeons I know say it seems to assist with healing and reduced bruising. Get lots of vitamin C and take collagen to help your tissues repair. As to sharing sexual exploits... If I'm lucky enough to get any this weekend, I'll be sure to tell you all about it :-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I'm an RA student pilot....the day in question saw me take off on rwy 36, with wind 320 @ god knows what speed. We do a few circuits and make a few crashes with style, on our last circuit and on final things got a little gustier than what I had planned on. The plane felt as though it looked like a scene from top gun lol. We level out, cross controls and bang, I dumped her on the ground in what can only be called an embarrassing landing at best lol...I'm packing away the flaps, fuel pump, and maintains hard left aileron and I say to my instructor "fuck I hate wind!!!" He smiled this smirk and pointed at my left thumb.....yep...open VHF transmitter... The whole area would've heard that much to my embarrassment but one of the funniest things after the fact before politely transmitting "shepparton traffic tecnam xxxx please disregard our last" - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Keepitsimple72' Trust me when I say, it's not cameras that would stop me having sex with you. Owned. LOL

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Hope you recover fast and well

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    If it's cosmetic and it's abdominal I say the best way to recover ismake sure you're on your feet Day 2.....will help your recovery and result immensely. Take care and be happy, Indy

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    11 years ago

    I appreciate you all taking the time to respond and the great advice, I have packed the arnica (thanks keep it simple ). Now just to keep the stress at bay. Have a safe weekend everyone, mine starts today. I'll be popping in over the weekend. Mwah Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Like Fredo btw

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Wishing you a speedy recovery and Happy Birthday to Mr.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You will be in our thoughts. Kisses and hugs and lots of love and healthy vibes xoxoxox

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Keepitsimple72' Take Arnica, I know it's herbal but even the surgeons I know say it seems to assist with healing and reduced bruising. Get lots of vitamin C and take collagen to help your tissues repair. I took Arnica after my hysterectomy and had a fantastic recovery ...but I also did what the dr's told me to do. So be a good girl and park your butt in bed or a comfy chair and catch up on your reading, movies, etc. mwah

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Just relax hope all goes well ill let you know if I get up to much ;-) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    11 years ago

    Sending hugs and kisses Mary......xoxo

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    How did you go? No nursing stories, I prefer not to take my work home.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I hope your doctors are as sexy as mine were last week...'twas not good for me blood pressure xx Freya

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    11 years ago

    To the gorgeous nurses of RHP - keep it simple and meander ( any other nurses on here too) you do an amazing job and are the unsung heroes of the medical field. Just in case anyone hasn't said it recently -THANKYOU 😘 I'm recovering well, all went well, and my doctor is HOT, HOT, HOT Freyya. He is even sexier because he bought his little girl with him today to the hospital to check on me, she even had a toy stethoscope, so cute. thank you you to everyone who has responded on this post, your stories and well wishes much appreciated. Much love Mary xx.