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Doing it on stage.....

September 10 2009

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I was just reviewing the "Penthouse Pets" event scheduled for one night in Melbourne this month.. Whoa.. wouldn't that be fun!   Some time back I went to a place where Miss Nude Australia did a strip show with some other fine examples of the female form. Sensational evening ... one of those nights where you become self conscious of your smile because it has been plastered on your face for three hours. During the break, I went to go to the little boys room, stood up and, being commando, made a minor adjustment to my tackle as I walked towards the door. Miss Nude Australia was preparing for her show and noticed me making a pocket billiard play.... I smiled and thought nothing of it.   When the show recommenced... there was Miss Nude Australia all decked out in uniform with a large baton in hand calling me to the stage.. Awwwh oh, I thought. I had to sing bring back that loving feeling while she fondled me up... only thing was... you guessed it... the singing was as you can imagine, a fantastic rendition.. but the guy below had a serious case of stage fright! Maybe it was the auitorium with 300 people in it that put my performance off... maybe it was just the anxiety of having to sing a song the words to which I didn't have a clue....   Anyway, whenever there is a sex show and guys are dragged from the floor onto the stage I see a whole lot of guys thinking "please don't pick me".....   Have you ever had to do it on stage.... and how was it for you?

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    at one stage in my life every time i went to a strip club, I was that guy that was called up, got stripped down to my jocks once and a bit of teasing, after the 3rd or 4th time, I decided not to go to any more strip clubs for a while.

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    16 years ago

    I had an experience once, where i was at a packed kings cross strip joint, siting right up the front with a similar big smile on my face....and the striper dancing had just got all her gear off, And held out her hand to me, so naturally i got up and proceded to dance with her.....but it did cross my mind that i might be a prospective part in a live sex show ? which i wasn't real keen about !   We were dancing away, and i gently grabed her on the ass, with a big cheer from the crowd ! and she gave me a dirty look, steped back, and I had 2 bouncers on me straight away, so i just sat down again.....but i did think....phew !! what a relief.Because i probably would have went allong for the ride......or tried to anyway !

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    We haven't done it on stage, but Mrs was hypnotised at Sexpo and had a fantastic orgasm in front of everyone, as well as auditioned for a porno, and suddenly thought she was naked in front of everyone - she didn't mind at all....

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Yes I have done it on a stage. At a adults night club is Brisbane. Mikes Place I think. It was great. All I can say is lose your ambitions and give it a go. It is a big buzz.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    ok.... heres something similar but not the same.... once (a long time ago)  i went to a country pub with a girl friend of mine, we were dancing with some guys on a stage there... things got a little hot and before i knew it the one i had been dancing with grabbed me and had me against the projector screen in full view of everyone down below, tore my jeans off and fucked my brains out for everyone to see with the occasional girl or guy giving a hot kiss or touch on their way past.... it was great.... although i never found my jeans again i had to leave bare-butt and freezing cold.... but it was a memorable night :)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    That's so hawt Jemma I'm going to have to change my undies. Hugs gaz

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    thanks Gaz!i just thought it might be appropriate to let you know i like sniffing armpits :) LOLjemma

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Jemma! really? I thought I was quite lonely in that world of sensory perversion. How did you discover it? I mean, it was completely accicdental for me.. I was playing basketball and ran into one! But the first time I shoved my face into an armpit for teh sensory pleasure it provides and took a good wiff... and a longing lick ... and then felt that mellow calming intoxicating feeling followed by a "take me now" emotional surrender... I thought.... "holy fuk ~ what am I doing! That's sick but so good!" thence quickly followed by "yes, more.... more please!"... Of course, then I started actively seeking this sensation.. and now it's a craving. In fact, if I dont sniff a decent armpit at least once a week.. I get depressed and withdrawals... hehe... but that was before I started spotting for guys doing bench press at the gym.. haha. :p Psssst. Dont tell 'em. Maybe we could go spotting together.   Hugs Gaz

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    16 years ago

    Does this mean we are going to get follow up stories like...... ??   As as i gently kissed her or him, slowly starting at their feet, All the way up their body, eventually finding with my tongue in the warm moist armpit, sending my sensis wild,until the passion overcomes me......??????

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Please Stop Tammy. Ive got a boner already!         Hugs GAz   (PS ... oh alrighty... tell me the rest of the story so I can finish_ :p)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    OMG GAZ!!!!! you described everything i feel in the armpit department!!! everyone that has ever found me out in my secret little perversion  thought it was dirty as well....  although ive never had the courage to lick one for simple fear of the reaction that might follow... maybe i should give it a go??? i usually just try a sneaky good sniff here or there, cuddles after a good sweaty fucking can provide the perfect cover fot it! LOL. maybe we are two of a kind? hehehe....tamguy..... can i give your armpite a sniff sometime too? and you gaz? lol..... now i know im not the only one in the world that realises what total pleasure and sexy and calming feelings can come from sniffing a good sweaty armpit i feel a bit more courage to explore it.... thanks gaz, your a fukkin LEGEND!!! :) on how i came to discover it??? im not really sure.... it just seems like ive loved getting as close as i can to a good hot armpit forever.... lol..... but ill rack my tiny brain and try to pin it down for ya gaz.... im stoked to find a kindred armpit sniffing spirit.....love jemma

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Performing on stage.... Well, a while ago, I was hired to do a strip show at a swingers club. There was a female stripper named Krystal onstage before me. So after she was finished I got up to perform, I went thru the normal routine, pulled up a few people from the crowd, entertained them all. At the finale I was starkers, and I had gotten myself hard using a few mental tricks I have picked up. I pulled up Krystal and sat her in the chair with me on top, and started sliding her hand down underneath the towel. When I pulled the towel away she was wanking me off furiously, much to the laughter of the crowd. Considering it got such a good reaction, I decided to take things a bit further. I lifted her in my arms, split her legs so she was wrapped around me and impaled her on me. Needless to say the audience loved the whole show and turned on each other, transforming the place into a giant orgy. At the end of the night the owner paid both Krystal and I, a fair bit extra for our spontaneous show. Was a very interesting night!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    ok gaz, i have a confession.... and then wont taint your stage forum with armpit sniffing again LOL.... while i havnt licked a sweaty armpit..... i have been known to roll some sweaty armpit hair around in my mouth from time to time.... to much disgust from the other party LOL..... so i think if i can find someone willing, i would totally move to the next licking step in the armpit sweat fetish LOL.....love jemma

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Nope, but I do like to watch.Just because your chosen dont mean you got to go unless she held a gun to your headMiss MAC

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Lol stripperguy... I'd be entertained too yuh big stud! Jemma- On the subject of "licking" armpits... It tickles... So you have to grab his wrist and put his elbow over his head holding his wrist firmly towards his shoulder blade... you can start by kissing his biceps... He won't be expecting you to head towards his armpit... Bust kiss your way around his arm serrupticiously sniffing those pheremones.. Lolz.... Then go for a nipple... some guys are very sensitive there just like women are... And bury your face and tongue in his armpit.... It tickles but it feels pretty good too... Never met a guy who didn't enjoy the experience even if totally weird! Good luck! Oh.... When I'm really horny I've even licked my own armpits hehe. well, I taste good- what can I say. :p hugs gaz

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    *raises his hand*

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Lmfao iceGecko....raise your whole arm and It raises more than just my hand hehe. Hugs Gaz

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    i agree Gaz.... iceGecko.... raise both arms and Gaz and i can go one on each side LOLBTW Gaz.... had MY armpit licked for the first time .... it WAS tickly HEAVEN!!! and i even got my fix of a really gooooooooood sniff...... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i buried my face in a totally SEXXY armpit, could have stayed forever. i could pass out with pleasure thinkin about it right now.... i can see your leg in your pic Gaz, but how bout an armpit shot? lol... yum yum love jemma

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    sry gaz i was kinda looking at someone else...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Lolz... Dats ok iceman... I kind of flirt with everyone... you'll have to adjust, you sexy man :p Hugs gazza

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Gaz.... can i lick ya armpit on stage sometime??? bwahahahaaa... and BTW... wow your a sexy man.... love your pics

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Stripperguy69, IceGecko, Gaz & Jemma all on stage together... I'd pay good money to see that show! ...and I might join in too, naughty little exhibitionist that I am :P