Domestic bliss

October 28 2014

So, I'm ridiculously good at folding fitted sheets, towels, doona covers and all manner of domestic duties. Dinner is cooked and on the table at the same time every night, dishes are done and rubbish taken out. Do ladies find this sexy or does it just become a complacent expectancy?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Think naked vacuuming! Oh yeah baby! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Incredibly sexy... and totally agree with Pandora_couple ... naked vacumming and anything else you might like to do naked would be fine by me. Sadly, yes complacency and being taken for granted could set in if the person you refer to has always had it this good and never had to fend for themselves. (its a common complaint amongst house wives/husbands not being appreciated). Keep up the good work. LG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I think I just orgasmed reading that! I desperately need a wife, I'm hopeless and would be very appreciative. Xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I'd love you to do mine... That would be seriously sexy... Can you do it wearing a little sexy pirate outfit? Hmm you could scrub all the decks then make me walk the plank.... Mmmm definitely sexy 😋 Xxviolet

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    do naked vacuuming..... trip and you will be looking for another kind of plastic hose:-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You make me look bad.... I'm happy to help make the bed only to mess it up again, and I'll gladly coik dinner, but you will nor get away without doing the dishes.. . knots

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Can I tie you up in my closet, you could be my cleaning sex slave Every fitted sheet folded = ME Every dinner cooked = ME for dessert See where this could go?

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'MissBlissBomb' I think I just orgasmed reading that! I desperately need a wife, I'm hopeless and would be very appreciative. Xx Hahaha, hilarious

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Are you seeking a sexual liaison.... or trolling for a job as a house maid. hahahahaha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Really you would. I would be too afraid to fold a fitted sheet as you would refold it Nah........ I don't particularly find this sexy.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Is filling up nicely from all those pussy twinges:-) .. I have problems hiring a cleaner :-) if I had a lover who was eyeing of my laundry or listing over my pantry I would feel a bit irrelevant ...I do however love the scent of starch,if you were to iron my tablecloths, well that's a whole other story :-) xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    lusting not listing:-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Freya79 I would love to help look for your plastic hose 😊 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • playfulpirate

    playfulpirate

    11 years ago

    I'm more than happy to run a pirate school of cleanliness and teach people how to fold fitted sheets etc for a small favour repayment lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    But I'm more interested in the attitude with which they're performed. I like a feeling of team work and generosity in a relationship (friends, FWB, committed, whatever). I like to know that whatever the man's doing - cooking, laundry, cleaning, garbage, massaging my feet - he's doing it graciously and with affection. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You'd make a prisoners wet dream :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Pandora_couple' Think naked vacuuming! Oh yeah baby! - Posted from rhpmobile Very sexy and the naked vacuuming would be too!Gotta love a guy who is not afraid to be a domestic god.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    a dream. To come home and the dinner is served a god red on the table and a hot man to serve it. YUM

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Although its great for one to do all of the domestic duties, it depends on the circumstances...if you are a stay at home dad/partner then i think its acceptable to do them and vice versa....however if you both work, then i think that the duties should be shared..it gets done twice as fast, less of a chance that one partner wont feel as if the other is not pulling their weight...of course its nice to do everything and give your partner a nice break once in a while but sharing and taking it in turns to cook is the fairest way....it just all depends on the circumstances at home...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Do half of everything they can do and everything they can't.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Us girls are EPECTED to do (or know how to) all the domestic crap, but if our male counterpart can cook or iron or vauum he is somehow a hero - OMG!!!!! So sexist...get a grip boys, you are not a hero for being an equal.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Extremely sexy, ALTHOUGH it will never HAPPEN to me!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    FANTASY THAT WILL NEVER COME TRUE!

  • Hawt1

    Hawt1

    11 years ago

    I guess you could visit a place where these things are done... the best of a bad situation?Come over ;)

  • playfulpirate

    playfulpirate

    11 years ago

    The post wasn't intended to be sexist, I have no expectations of what a girl can or can't do or what she 'should' do. Regardless of gender I'm rad at folding fitted sheets. That shit is talent no matter what gender :)

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    You cook I'll clean...and I'm more than happy to shake my little toosh, as I bend over and stack the dishwasher. Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Your age, looks & status are not important to Me. Complete commitment to being a good sub is.

  • Chaucer

    Chaucer

    11 years ago

    Unless you find normal sexy, housework is not a turn on.However, making a special meal, and having a nice wine with someone IS very sexy. I've been a single dad to a teenager for three and a half years (OMG put those sheets in the laundry NOW!!), and the Domestic Don for fifteen before that to a very lazy wife that couldn't cook anything harder than toast and was too busy playing on the computer to vac/wash/shop (I'm a World of Warcraft Widower). This usually means I feel anything BUT sexy after the chores are done.Chaucer

  • Chaucer

    Chaucer

    11 years ago

    Playfulpirate, I do agree with you there; getting nice flat folds in fitted sheets, especially big King size ones, is a skill and a talent to be proud of.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Depends on how much you charge per hour ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • QLDtwo4fun

    QLDtwo4fun

    11 years ago

    When you've got your domestic school lesson plans sorted, can you share them around. I've been trying to domesticate my daughters for years. For all my domestic servitude and expectations I just get told "you must be gay on the inside."

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Can I hire you as my housekeeper ;)

  • playfulpirate

    playfulpirate

    11 years ago

    you can hire me but the pay is mostly oral

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Litonya' a dream. To come home and the dinner is served a god red on the table and a hot man to serve it. YUM I think I would cry from being overwhelmed. I would be lucky to get in the door and the dishes be done so I can cook.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    playfulpirate. Put it on YouTube, otherwise.........It never happened.