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Doodles being squeesed
March 09 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
Funniest topic in ages. Cant wait to hear the reasons. Thanks for brightening my day xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Maybe for these men it's the centre of their universe ? *shrugs* part from that, I have no idea.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Get it big and erect and hang on so it can't go floppy again and spoil the picture.Or maybe they are frightened it will drop off onto the floor.Or maybe its a fake one and they have to hold it on.Or maybe it did drop off and they are holding it in place until the superglue sets.Or maybe they mistook the superglue for the lube and now their hand is permanently stuck there.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Definately a "laugh out loud" moment....thanks...
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RHP User
15 years ago
I've always thought they look like weight lifter's necks as they heave up a 300kg bar of something that should never be lifted by a single human being. All those poor veins about to explode from the pressure they are being put under...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MistressT' Get it big and erect and hang on so it can't go floppy again and spoil the picture.Or maybe they are frightened it will drop off onto the floor.Or maybe its a fake one and they have to hold it on.Or maybe it did drop off and they are holding it in place until the superglue sets.Or maybe they mistook the superglue for the lube and now their hand is permanently stuck there. That is the funniest thing I have ever read on RHP ...... thanks for making my day xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
There's a logical explanation for everything... and you are all letting your imaginations get carried away with your tittering little snickers.... . :p. You see, if you actually had a cock of your own, you would know that, when erect, they pulse... twitch.. or flicker with every pump of a man's heart. If you had some technical expertise, god forbid I know that's too much to expect from someone of the female persuasion, you would reconcile the low light and difficult shutter speed required in a darkened room to focus clearly on a moving target by holding that mongrel as still as you can with your free hand.Now don't make me explain these male thought processes again. Take it for granted that thee is always a logical proposition for our actions.Hugs in kindness, in the interest of attempting the impossible, namely the education of women in the ways of men...S
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh god. You just had to mention the twitching cock. Is there anything hotter???? xxMeeks
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SassyRascal
15 years ago
MMMMmmmmmmmm Its what i call CHOKING THE BLUE VEINED HOOLIGAN......... Not appreciated when applied by a female!!!! Sweet F xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' You see, if you actually had a cock of your own, you would know that, when erect, they pulse... twitch.. or flicker with every pump of a man's heart. Does that mean its really angry. You know like a cat's tail? OMG do you have to stroke it till it calms down? xxM
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RHP User
15 years ago
yeah whats the go keep them in the priv photos :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
I need no education in the ways of mens cocks Stalky! I work with the bloody things! I know how they behave when they are up and when they are down. But more importantly I know how they are controlled by the brain so I know how to get into guys heads. She who controls the head, controls the cock. Scary huh?Men are genetically programmed to hold their cocks. It is instinctive behaviour. Just watch where a sleeping man puts his hands. Watch a guy with baggy shorts and see how often he puts his hands in his pockets. They just can't help it. Next time you are sleeping with a male, offer to hold his cock for him as he drifts off to sleep and see what happens.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MistressT' I need no education in the ways of mens cocks Stalky! I work with the bloody things! I know how they behave when they are up and when they are down. But more importantly I know how they are controlled by the brain so I know how to get into guys heads. She who controls the head, controls the cock. Scary huh?Men are genetically programmed to hold their cocks. It is instinctive behaviour. Just watch where a sleeping man puts his hands. Watch a guy with baggy shorts and see how often he puts his hands in his pockets. They just can't help it. Next time you are sleeping with a male, offer to hold his cock for him as he drifts off to sleep and see what happens. Well, despite all that, you just aren't listening. Logically, a man holds his willy so that he can prevent women like you holding it while he is trying to get some sleep. Bloody prick teasers all of you... do you just rest your hand there... oh no... you just keep fidgeting... trying to prompt some reaction for your own self satisfaction... and when we do sense the stimulation, off you go to sleep leaving us with a hard one to handle.... nope... men, logically sleep with their hands on their dicks when women are around to prevent such outragous behaviour.. ... I will say it again.... there is always a logical explanation!HUgsS
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RHP User
15 years ago
UMMMMM....Maybe I shouldn't be admitting this....but I LIKE it being squeezed...the harder the better! - and no, I'm not into S&M, and I have extremely tender balls and can't even bear them being sucked (well....ok...if done VERY gently...lol) let alone a squeeze. As for nipples...another turn on with a firm pinch.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Why do you think pants were invented in the first place?
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captainkaos
15 years ago
Or so I am told. I have been known to go out with a few nurses. lol. I personally wouldn't put a photo of it up as my main pic but it is nice to touch. lol.
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RHP User
15 years ago
A man holds his cock because he can. He likes it. It is his best friend, favourite toy and has been since he first put his hand down there during a nappy change. There he is standing there naked, in all his hard glory in front of the camera. Naturally he is gonna hold his cock because......... L HE JUST CANT HELP HIMSELF l and obviously, it is such a facinating piece of work that the camera always clicks while he is still standing there inspecting it minutely with his hand. l It is gruesome........put your hand back there and it will gruesome more.
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RHP User
15 years ago
It is gruesome!PMSL
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RHP User
15 years ago
Stalky do you have a concealed camera in my bedroom? Prick teasing is one of my specialties!
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RHP User
15 years ago
He could have a weird tummy banana thing going on????? all those years of 'dressing to the left' PMSL Hell I've seen guys who could fuck you from around the corner makes for some different spots being touched let me tell you LOL.
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RHP User
15 years ago
small hands makes a small dick look bigger
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RHP User
15 years ago
I think an in-depth field stuy is required into the squeezing of cocks... for women to truely understand it they need to participate... all this banter from the female side is completely speculative and requires real research in order to hold my attention...:DLS
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'LeoSteve'I think an in-depth field stuy is required into the squeezing of cocks... for women to truely understand it they need to participate... all this banter from the female side is completely speculative and requires real research in order to hold my attention...:DLSNo one is stopping you from squeezing your cock, any time od the day or night and as hard or as soft as you like sweetpea. Name the place and time and I will endeavor to round up a few of the girls so we can watch.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'stalky'You see, if you actually had a cock of your own, you would know that, when erect, they pulse... twitch.. or flicker with every pump of a man's heart. Does that mean its really angry. You know like a cat's tail? OMG do you have to stroke it till it calms down? xxMPMSL!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Quoting 'LeoSteve'I think an in-depth field stuy is required into the squeezing of cocks... for women to truely understand it they need to participate... all this banter from the female side is completely speculative and requires real research in order to hold my attention...:DLSNo one is stopping you from squeezing your cock, any time od the day or night and as hard or as soft as you like sweetpea. Name the place and time and I will endeavor to round up a few of the girls so we can watch. Where do I sign up for this one Fiona? Maybe we should make it one of those "hands on" workshops?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Choking the Chicken and Throttling the Maggot are two dis-tasteful metaphors for this syndrome. Either way the mutilated or strangled lizard look is...unsettling and needs further investigation. If this phenomina continues, it's gonna turn blue and wilt like a grape on the vine.
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