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Educating Mike, a series of lighthearted discussions. Toys

January 05 2023

So I was out doing some gardening the other day, It was hot, The sun was beating down on me, I could feel me neck burning. The weeds were holding on for dear life as I tugged them from the ground. I stopped to quench my thirst and was staring at the avocado’s in my tree when I began wondering. How do women feel when men pull out their male sex toys? It appears on surface level that men are ok with the ladies whipping out female toys, personally I’m like this is going to be good, but if the roles were reversed and I whipped out a stroker for example how would the woman feel? Discuss ✌️

Comments

  • Ex007

    Ex007

    3 years ago

    That exact same way as you. Woo hoo hang on for the ride.

  • FeistyFatty

    FeistyFatty

    3 years ago

    It's exactly the same

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    3 years ago

    First mate, before the women flock in to tell you how awesome it’d be if you had ya silicon pussy hooked up to the trusty reciprocating saw and a few tricky angles and stuff. But I’m thinking 💭 first mate, nice and wet, until soaked and the weeds just pluck out, reckon you might have had a touch of heat stroke, I’ll tell you why… stink’n hot, pulling weeds in the dry, course they’re gonna hang on, like concrete. So you took off up into your tree, probably got a favourite branch, or cubby and whatever got you thinking about women playing up with sex toys, mind you us blokes buy them all, or make them and bring them out as often as possible just quietly. So toys and Pussy leads to silicon pussies boys toys and that’s ok, but understand kiwi fruit, aloe vera, as slippery lube in the wild, maybe ginger root, watermelon and pomegranate for a natural viagra in the wild, but avocado 🥑???? Having a bit of a perve mate and think’n the avocado will do the trick. lol. Great idea getting all the women all toey talking with you about the idea. Tara thinks it’s a wonderful idea and would like it if you could explain how you use your toy, she’s sure you know how she uses her’s. 💋 Mado, Tara xx

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    3 years ago

    4 stroke is better than 2 stroke. Ms Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    3 years ago

    Be just like watching The little red engine: Suck, squeeze, bang, blow. I think I can, I think I can I know I can, I know I can And he cum right over the hill. Ms Foxy 🥰😍