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Embarrassing injuries that needed medical attention
September 28 2014
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Hottie1
11 years ago
When hubby and I first started seeing each other we both lived at home. We often would meet in hotels for long afternoons of fun. After having had sex, my gorgeous man offered to make coffee. Being in a hotel room, kettle is on, clothes are off, he goes to pour the water in the cup, misses the cup, the water bounces off the bench onto his cock. Blisters ensued, no sex for a while. Moral of the story kids - don't make coffee in the nude! Mary and Andy xx PS - he still makes me coffee every morning bit with his clothes on 😢
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RHP User
11 years ago
But possibly needed a grammar teacher, at the time lol As posted in the "Getting yourself ready" thread, I got my pink bits caught doing up some clasps on my bodysuit. It hurt like a bitch :( - Posted from rhpmobile
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NawtyNNice777
11 years ago
my FWB and I caught up one day after work and were so hot for each other, we grabbed a blanket out of my car and went bush in the park to find a little privacy. In the throws of passion, and quite literally at the height of our afternoon, I got bitten on the top of my butt crack by an ant, and his manhood got stung by a mozzie. I can't imagine what it felt like for him, but this ant was nasty! My butt hurt for the rest of the day, and continued to be itchy for two weeks! 😬 We have played there since but now check that we're not sitting on top of an ants best 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
While dating my former wife..... we were getting a bit frisky in her short wheel base soft-roader in a very quiet suburban street. While repositioning my long legs, I accidentally kicked her in the cheek. Whoopsies.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I have seen many an injury with many many stories told as to how that injury occured.... then later.... the truth comes out.. hahahah.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Was with my then GF on a small island in the Indian Ocean.. The people we were staying with had this big dog who followed us down to the beach one night.. After some wonderful sex , I withdrew stepped back and the dog promptly put his teeth around my old boy.. Luckily he bite down and only held lightly.. I held my breath and gently prised the dog away much to the laughter of my GF... Moral of the story, dont let anything that has big teeth like that, come that close ...
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
Got a black eye from the corner of my bedside dresser, from being thrown around in the heat of passion. Hurt like a bitch and killed that mood. How does one explain that going to work? errrrrrrrr I walked into a door. I'm not a very good at covering, no matter how much make up one applies. Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
Quoting 'girliegirlie50' I have seen many an injury with many many stories told as to how that injury occured.... then later.... the truth comes out.. hahahah. I bet you've seen lots of those too! Foxy
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MissBishere
11 years ago
Is carpet burn on my knees....and a sore throat.
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RHP User
11 years ago
get bruised boobs from guys grabbing them too hard. I also got my ex husbands penis frenulum stuck between my front 2 teeth while 69ing, apparently that didn't tickle. I left wolverine style claw marks down his back one other night from my fingernails. I have also had the ant bite during outdoor sex, nasty critters. It felt like I took off a nipple in my sleep one night with own fingernail, that hurt. Pretty sure I have kneed, elbowed and kicked people too but probably more from accident than passion. And one time, I was being fucked so hard, I got sheet burn on my elbows. Nothing worth heading to the doctors though.
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RHP User
11 years ago
but check out the book (also now a movie) Wetlands if you want to read about an intimate shaving injury that will really make you cringe.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I was with my last long term GF .... she was on top ,as she moved back up into a sitting position after leaning in for a kiss ...the chain around her neck with a small cross on it swung forward hooking the side of the cross just inside my nose ...there wasn't time to stop her and the nose didn't off much resistance ,it cut straight through ..the upside it was only a small cross ..a bit of blood and a permanent tiny nick in my nose ..never did see that cross again
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RHP User
11 years ago
a permanent dent in my forehead :-) xxQ
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perthangler
11 years ago
layed a blanket on the ground got naked with the ex and suddenly got bit on the bum by a march fly. hurt like a bitch, what was worse i reached round and somehow got it when i swatted at it, bloody fly bits all over my bum and hand then more flies turned up so we left. got home and found a tick on my sack went to the doctor she took one look then sent in her male doctor in to remove it.didnt root outside for a long time after that
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RHP User
11 years ago
Went at it so hard and long one night that I ended up with latex burn in my vagina. Lasted for days. Ouch.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Off the bed one night too!
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RHP User
11 years ago
But whats not cool with me is wolverine moves and hickeys tthat cant be covered up. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Got picked up at my house by this sexy little woman. Drove to the nearby lake. Started fooling around and as things got heated we jumped in the back seat.....and then things got abit more adventurous so we jumped out of the car and onto the bonnet. Anyway we moved away from the car and I laid on the ground and she jumped straight onto me. Sex was amazing but I slowly started to feel little pinches on my feet. Didn't take too much notice as I was really enjoying myself. Then the pinching got a little more intense, but again I was caught up in the moment and ignored it. Suddenly she got a pinch and I knew all about it then. She jumps up cos something has bitten her ass cheek, I've suddenly realised that my legs are cover is something's that's gnawing on my legs. Both of us jumping around trying to get these things off our legs. I got to the car and opened the door to get a better look and all I see is these little angry ants going to town on my legs cos I sat on there house, haha. My legs were covered in bites that stung like crazy. The next few days the itching was unbearable and I couldn't wear shorts as my legs were destroyed.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Some great stories but the winner has to be Jay_Me, imagine the panic when a big dog has his mouth around your family jewels! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Funny now.... But then ? dont forget the moral of the story but... hehe..
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Jay_Me'the dog promptly put his teeth around my old boy... Moral of the story, dont let anything that has big teeth like that, come that close ... Skinny dipping in the lakes and rivers in New Zealand can't be risky the eels have small teeth but they hundreds of them all angled back so they can't let go too easily!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Once found a tick on my labia the day after a riverside romp which turned out to be rather tricky to remove but much worse, when I had a younger guy fucking me doggy and I told him to pull my hair... he yanked it so hard that I put my neck out. It was incredibly painful.
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