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Epic fails
May 09 2016
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RHP User
10 years ago
...before or after I found out I was Batman? Okay so there was this one time I cornered Catwoman and did manage to do the deed? Yes, dammit I admit it...I came prematurely! Oh well, it was Michelle Pfeiffer in that skin-tight leather costume. Gentleman that I am, I did pay for the dry cleaning.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Met this girl one day at a bar everything was going well kissed on the night exchanged numbers . So therefore started messaging each other and thought things were going well . So one day my brother told me to come over and meet his new GF , at the same time the girl I was messaging told me she was at her friends house for dinner . So I rock up to my bros house he answers the door .. I come in to only find the same girl there .... However when I approached her she turned around and saw me my heart and stomach sunk however I managed to keep it together , the reaction on her face was Gold . Hahaha she had the face of a cheat so I thought I'd play this to my advantage so I decided to message her while she was across me lol and messaged was as follows : you have 20 seconds to tell him before I tell him myself 20 19 18 17 ..... Lololol - Posted from rhpmobile
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max_harlow
10 years ago
I was showing of to an ex-girlfriend in the Alps. I told her I could ski backwards, spun round lasted about 2 seconds before going head over heals into a melting snow drift. Then I had to go back to the hotel early and dry off, hero..! Haha - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'MidnightCruisin' Oh well, it was Michelle Pfeiffer in that skin-tight leather costume. Gentleman that I am, I did pay for the dry cleaning. wouldn't that costume have just wiped down? Did the Ford guy lie about why we should always get leather seats? :p
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'huseqo' Met this girl one day at a bar everything was going well kissed on the night exchanged numbers . So therefore started messaging each other and thought things were going well . So one day my brother told me to come over and meet his new GF , at the same time the girl I was messaging told me she was at her friends house for dinner . So I rock up to my bros house he answers the door .. I come in to only find the same girl there .... However when I approached her she turned around and saw me my heart and stomach sunk however I managed to keep it together , the reaction on her face was Gold . Hahaha she had the face of a cheat so I thought I'd play this to my advantage so I decided to message her while she was across me lol and messaged was as follows : you have 20 seconds to tell him before I tell him myself 20 19 18 17 ..... Lololol - Posted from rhpmobile seriously? omg I love the last part with text message. Thanks for sharing. It's not what I was looking for with this topic, not criticising, but you should put this post in the 'hookups gone wrong' thread, it's a doozy What I meant for this topic were those stupid physical things we do where we crash and burn in front of people, that type of thing, but it's all good I liked your post, must have been hard for you though at the time, awkward would be an understatement?
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RHP User
10 years ago
my biggest epic fail wasn't showing off, although I am good at that but when I was about 11 or 12, in the country, had a petrol tank/large tanker type thing near the house but it was tucked in to a corner sort of, had to drive up to it at an angle, that's my excuse anyway Also had a huge tv antenna on the roof, no satellite back in those days, well early signs of it, but this aerial projected up a long way, and it had anchor wires in the ground in a few different places around the house. So this day I drove in to fill the ute up with petrol and as i was reversing out, the anchor wire got caught somehow on the roo bar, unbeknown to me, that is until I hear the creaking, straining of the wire with the pressure I guess. Then instead of breaking, I panicked (keep in mind I was only primary school age) and accelerated instead, and down came the whole structure crashing onto the roof of the house Major major thing, it wasn't small. Worse, siblings had friends staying, they and my Mum all came running out of the house. Dad was away and I was terrified what would happen when he got home. What did he do? He came to find me and said he wanted me to drive him somewhere, handed me the keys, what a guy. Best thing he could have done, I was scared to get behind the wheel. Definitely an epic fail
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'max_harlow' I was showing of to an ex-girlfriend in the Alps. I told her I could ski backwards, spun round lasted about 2 seconds before going head over heals into a melting snow drift. Then I had to go back to the hotel early and dry off, hero..! Haha - Posted from rhpmobile Hi, I can well relate to skiing mishaps, so funny and I've had plenty myself. This is exactly the kind of thing I meant, small things that end a little differently to how we intended, and when the skis start moving backwards, look out, anything can happen
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sweetgem
10 years ago
Half a decade ago, before I discovered RHP, I was in a proper serious dating relationship with a sweet man whom would get very romantic occasionally and always unexpectedly. There was one time when I had too many unused annual leave days and had to use some. So, I decided to take a short trip down to Melbourne to visit my best friend. But my ex couldn't join me immediately due to work. Hence, I went first for a few days and in those few days that we were in different states, my ex decided to send me a love card with a sweet message written on it. However, his love card didn't arrive until the day he arrived to join me in Melbourne 😛 but that was not the epic fail, what happened next was the actual epic fail 😝 So, on the day my ex arrived in Melbourne and at the hotel where I stayed, I went down to meet him in the lobby. And because I went down to meet my ex, I didn't know a hotel staff had delivered me a card. Therefore, when I came back into the room with my ex, I stepped on the card that my ex sent me, I then picked it up from the floor and started reading the message. But because the words were written in sliver colour pen and the card was made in purple colour cardboard, I couldn't work out instantly that the card was from my ex and said to him: "babe, I think this card was either delivered to the wrong room, or there's some creepy bastard trying to play joke on me!"........as the message in the card was full on with loving flirty words........without any warning, my ex busted into a hysterical laugh while I stood still looking puzzled 😋 after a minute or so, my ex stopped laughing and took the card from my hands and pointed to his name at the sign off and said: "I think I'm that creepy bastard, baby".......shockingly embarrassed was how I felt at the time and my, I couldn't describe how terribly sorry I was for not working out his name and the fact that the card was from him! 😳😳 and the look on my face had got my ex into another huge laugh! 😔 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
that's awesome did you tell him not to use invisible ink next time?
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RHP User
10 years ago
a few years ago that got a pretty high profile, and ran over 6 one hour episodes (One a week for 6 weeks)I was working on Groote Eylandt when it was actually showing, so a mate and myself watched an episode over couple of beers.Next night, we were sitting outside our rooms having another couple of beers, when this new arrival invited herself to join us..We were having a decent time.. introducing ourselves and all... when.. after about an hour.. she decided to tell us what she had done in Darwin the night before.."Hey.. have you guys seen this program "^^^^^" ??" -- "I was watching it last night.. and this total fckn tosser from Kalgoorlie was on it.... Blah blah blah...."Then proceeded to regale us with all her emotions about him... {which was Me :) }After she slowed down.. my mate had a grin on his face.. so I says to her..."Shit girl.. sounds like you ACTUALLY would like to fuck him really..."She looked at me.. and looked at my mate.. and it suddenly dawned on her...During the introductions, I had said I was from Kalgoorlie.. and.. the production company used our REAL names for their program... and she suddenly added 2 and 2 together... She turned bright red.. and goes... "Oh Fuck.. Oh no.. OMG.. ummm.. ummm Oh fuck.. I mean... "We pissed ourselves laughing at her expense for awhile... I would LIKE to tell you we did fuck that night....BUT.. we never did..fck it... I know I would have enjoyed it...Maybe even MORE then seeing her stumble in her realization :)
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Tall74nHard9
10 years ago
Eh Cavey, What is it with you and the small screen - you angling for your own gig or sumfink ?? A show, an ad, what's next Good on yer mate. Tall
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RHP User
10 years ago
I wish mate... But thanks :) SS... that would have been funny.. watching a man get squeamish like that... :)
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