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Equitable intimate options
June 09 2013
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RHP User
13 years ago
Tan jr,most women when they see that a man has not filled in the endowment option will immediately assume that it is very,very,small. The world of RHP Tan jr is not equitable but I definitely think you are on the right track,in fact everyone should be COMPELLED to declare their penile proportions or the variations of their vulvas and vaginas. I would also add that arseholes should be included,that afteral is equitable ,because everyone has one and for some people, that is what they are.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm never going to choose a Woman, based on her Vaginal Statistics . Just as I don't want to be chosen, based on the size of my Trouser Snake . Rejoice in the fact that no two are ever the same ... ;) GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
1. E2. innie3. Bus size.
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RHP User
13 years ago
that's so funny.Is is it a coach bus or just a 12 seater mini bus?Oh God you are funny. My answer to all this1.18 D 0r is is it dd cup hahahah there are so mine and I love em I forget the size2 innie 3. normal { what ever does means} ask my lover or does the size depend on the PENIS. lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
I shall be off to work now thinking about my 4WD entering your Bus size cavern. Promise not too do any donuts.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Fancy Pancy Heading.....It just turned to shit.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Mens penises also have a flacid state and as they say shrinkup when there cold. Womens vaginas are a muscle they can expand to allow a baby out. Being a muscle they contract and expand.Yes some are tighter than others but I'm guessing you wont get to many chances to find that out.
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RHP User
13 years ago
This is seriously what your proud of OP ?? Lets see how that works out for you
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RHP User
13 years ago
Why??? because men dont care whether its in/ out, big/ small, loose/tight, just as long as there IS one...and in any case how would we know? It can be tight or loose depending on the size of the object trying to be inserted.....
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RHP User
13 years ago
We could describe our breasts: - Gravity defying - Hard as rock melons - Great for motorboating - I've had kids, piss off
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wingman2014
13 years ago
hello hello hello hello is anyone else trapped in here?
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On_Safari
13 years ago
D Cup Innie, and Flexible!! Lol give up OP!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I walked across a bridge andhad the urge to pee so I got up on the rail and let out some pee my husband said, shit stop TR you are peeing into a cannoe I said do not be silly honey that is just my reflection
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RHP User
13 years ago
And I'm all for equality. Given the focus on male bits, why the hell wouldn't we women be willing to own up to our own 'juicy' details ;) Still ... I'm not saying. I like the element of surprise :P
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RHP User
13 years ago
You crack me up ;) I almost choked on my Kransky . GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Thanks to you I am now cleaning a mouthful of porridge off my keyboard !
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RHP User
13 years ago
Well..... this is going swimmingly lol From the desperate way many guys in here behave, it seems that a lot if guys in here are thankful just to BE inside one, let alone have an option to choose those of some snugness grading lol DG- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'tuscanred' I walked across a bridge andhad the urge to pee so I got up on the rail and let out some pee my husband said, shit stop TR you are peeing into a cannoe I said do not be silly honey that is just my reflection actually laughed out loud!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Well..... this is going swimmingly lol From the desperate way many guys in here behave, it seems that a lot if guys in here are thankful just to BE inside one, let alone have an option to choose those of some snugness grading lol DG- Posted from rhpmobile My above point exactly
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RHP User
13 years ago
you too OP! One of the most ridiculous posts I have ever read. I have tears running down my face and I laughed so hard I farted!Does that mean my arse is too big?
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KLARITY_369
13 years ago
Well hell yeah I’m proud, the responses to the post are even more hilarious than I imagined. I’ll have you all know based on your responses, the admins at RHP have contacted me personally and they will be introducing the new vag options immediately. They also like the “vehicle” unit of measurement for fit so you will be able to select “Greyhound bus, steamroller, road train, hyundai getz” etc. Oh and Beneath_blueeyes if I wasn’t getting many chances off the site before I made this post and if that trend continues it’s a neutral outcome and I’m happy with that. And thank you deepbluesomething I’m glad you see the humour.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Mrs Chicken would appreciate the cut/uncut info. She is not a fan of the uncut fella.
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RHP User
13 years ago
You are the proud recipient of a 'baptism of fire' on the rhp forum.You are a star and everyone knows you now.Keep up the good work
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ms_Direct!! Lol. Piss off I've had kids!! But still large and proud!! Mmmm I often wonder when a guy says. Mmmmm u are nice and tight that he is reflection on his own appendage! Gypsy!!- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
there is just one littlle man glad I made a few snort though their nose with laughter tis good to laugh , I just wish guys would stop doing it when I ask em for sex....
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RHP User
13 years ago
It would be pointless for me to know a lady's particulars. No one has ever said it's too big but neither have they asked if it was in yet.
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RHP User
13 years ago
V.Appearance:.Eventful (lippy)/ Uneventful (Slit).Monochromatic Pink/Fuscia.MiniClit/MonsterClit/Unavailable.Tuna/Snapper/Anchovie.Snug/Regular fit/supersize.Filletskin/FluffyBunny/Shagpile.ExtraDry/Juicy/Dripping.Squidgy/Pudgy/Firm
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RHP User
13 years ago
The dumbest, most ridiculous post I've ever read. Next you'll be suggesting to state whether a woman gave birth naturally, c -section or is childless, as this also makes a difference. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
This is a very funny post, and no we don't think those options should exist, however understand where the OP is coming from.Those ladies that say men don't care - they certainly do (they just may not have told you). Of course most will not walk away because of what you are, but they certainly have a preference - it makes a huge difference.We do find it funny how many guys claim to be 'large' or 8+ inches and are clearly not. We wonder if they got cm and inches mixed up maybe
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RHP User
13 years ago
I just to up on a cliff face pull of my pants and leap off base jumping to a hole..yes I spelt it right,new level my flaps are so big,that guys can pretend they have elephant ears when they are down there my cunt is so huge , that helcoptures do more tours into it than at the grand canyon my clith is so sensitive that if you sneeze I cum
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RHP User
13 years ago
the beauty and intelligence of mother nature is that we women were created as a one size fits all. Any young guy who even suggests to impose a calibrated gradient on our vaginas is, in my opinion, just asking for an elder more experienced male to slap him in the face with a big wet mullet .
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KLARITY_369
13 years ago
OH YEAH tickled_kink has taken it to a whole new level. LOL love it! If you ladies had those descriptions to choose from we could get a complete picture and who would even need to meet? Mind sex. OneEmerald, I think you’re actually onto something there, those things do make a difference and us men deserve to KNOW!! deepbluesomething, you got me.. I'm actually a virgin, so I really have any idea what I'm talking about anyway. No mullet slaps necessary.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I don't believe you're that clever to be stirring, given your age & generation. Also... "I figure if I can’t read up on the details of any woman’s vag then they don’t get to read up on Tan Junior!" Me thinks you were dead serious :)- Posted from rhpmobile
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