Excuse me while I kiss this guy!

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  Service_man

  7 years ago

  Rolling Stones "I cant get no Satisfaction" misread "I cant get no sex reaction" Justin "Beaver" LOL Song "Love yourself" Reads ---you can go and love yourself--real interpretation "Well you can go and fuck yourself "

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  A woman I worked with years ago always thought Tracey Chapman was singing ''he's got the fattest cock''. Thing is, when she told me that, I can actually hear it. I can no longer listen to that song without singing that line.

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  Good topic Mr Mojo, sure beats unicorn-hunting and personal adverts. I have tried posting a couple of topics recently but they haven't appeared. Apparently this could mean that I have been naughty on the forums.

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  This one I loved and have borrowed from a similar Reddit forum. ''Renegades Of Funk'' by Rage Against The Machine - one bloke thought the chorus was ''when a redneck wants to fuck'' instead of ''we're the renegades of funk''. The former is much more fun to sing.

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  tcm70

  7 years ago

  I try to say goodbye to my chook. ??

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  Watch https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UMYorpYNMKc. Peter Kay’s stand up skit on misheard song lyrics!! Soo funny!! Who knew Michael Jackson was singing about burger!! 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

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