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Fanny Farts and

November 12 2009

Okay so what's the best thing to do if you're going down on a lady after pumping her doggy style and she lets some accidental fanny, woofty, fluffers out... do you say anything or just grin, hold your breath and bare it?   Andy

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I wud get grossed out!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I would just hope that I got the "blow wave" look... costs a fortune at the hairdresser. LOL

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    OK.... I love that game. Women get so squirmy when you cause this marvellous phenominon generally known as a "Queef". I have a tendancy to scoff loudly when it occurs and then employ my best efforts to generate a repeat performance. That's sensitive new age guy that I am. :p   As for holding my breathe if it happens when I am going down... No... far be it for me to miss an opportunity.... I would quickly stick my tongue straight into her sphinkter and giggle profusely..... of course, holding her tightly so that she cannot squirm away with all the hysteria that such aun unexpected reaction generates. ... well, those are my immediate thoughts.... having done that before... I guess I would have to wait and see what felt right at the time in future.   lmfao... queefing... push that air up there mate... ya bugger!   Hugs Gazza

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Now have to posts on the same subject..ffs

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I'm a girl that does the fanny farting thing, bit hard not to when guys like to play with you by putting there cocks in and out.. and getting fucked hard also.. But to me if your clean you should not stink, And i would like to know why you chicks go ewww and yuk, man you either don't get fucked doggy or you know how to stop this from happening.. So I'm asking ..do you burp to get rid of the wind.. lol... I'm a fond lover of sex, and doggy is my favourite possy.. sometimes a fanny fart will come out.. & yeah totally embarressing.. but hey its life..

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    pelvic floor exercises can help prevent this from happening... I also love doggy especially to finsh him off with a bang .. I love feeling a man collapse from a great orgasm and drop  his weight on me. great way to lay in recovery and if you squirm and practise those pelvic floor exercises then it can lead to a fun second/third round lol

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Yep I love doggy and sometimes it happens. I don't get embarrassed. I just laugh It is just air that the guy has pumped in coming out again, and for that reason it shouldn't stink!!!!!!!!LOL Only if it comes from the other end. Oh my the things we talk about.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    really we dont care as  its all normal just air pushed in and it needs to get out thats all ....   Im a fitter i do know how pumps work hahaha  ... Really its all part of it  so just relax seems like the woman care more so than the men !!!   nothing beats having a good laugh as its the best medicine all round

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    fanny farts can be fun. When you go down a woman and she's getting right into it, blow some air up her then squeeze her belly you'll piss yourself laughing. LMAO.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    But I must say, I did not think they smelt....you would know before any fanny farting if it was a smelly one :P   Admittedly this has happened to me. Thanks Andy, I giggled and he proceeded to press down on my tummy while we both giggled like silly little kids (farting for grown ups).   Gaz, I do not put it past you at all to make a game of it!   xx S

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    It's you boys who put the air up there !!!!   Yes and the pelvic floor excercises can help you fanny fart too, if you are that way inclined :-p   T.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Just suck it up and keep on eating. Fanny farts are just a wonderfull side effect of fucking. Keep it up girls.