M68 F61
Fifty Shades of Grey... can somone tell me.. ?
October 24 2012
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RHP User
13 years ago
May I refer you to the following threads: http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Win-one-of-Fifty-copies-of-Fifty-Shades-Of-Grey-36868 and http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/50-shades-Trilogy-36854 Personally I was bored witless, though my neighbour was intrigued (and came to me asking lots of questions lol), Mother is just reading it now (having borrowed my copies) but even as she started she was not impressed Kisses Focus
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RHP User
13 years ago
Is one word to describe it. Predictable, trite, long-winded schisser. Personally I preffered Venus in Furs. Now that was concise. Masoch's Incest was also quite good. God even, Sophie Morgan's Diary of a Submissive... now that had punch.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Biggest load of crap I have ever read! Bored me silly - sold them on ebay and got 80% of my money back. I see they are now down to $8 each in Kmart. Pusscat xxx
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RHP User
13 years ago
that has not had or needed sex in 15 years, it got me off my ass to see what else is out there.
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RHP User
13 years ago
gets tied up and spanked two or three times and has some beads put inside her. All while biting her lip and saying "Oh my'. And they call that BDSM. Get the books by the Marquis de Sade if you want to read about some kinky stuff.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Can I wait till they bring out a movie I heard that is happening.
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RHP User
13 years ago
It's an excellent read....but only if you are sick of counting sheep..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzx x R
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RHP User
13 years ago
Has happened. I saw it in store a couple of weeks back... $55 bucks.... in less than 2 weeks.... down to $35 bucks... another month and it should be in the dirty porn bin for like $20... so I'd wait.
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RHP User
13 years ago
The first one had maybe one or two sexy bits but overall a load of shit. Still have to finish book2.....well I did buy the 3 of them (sucker that I am). So far book 2 is tamer than a Mills and Boon. The whole hype about it just shows the power of the media.
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RHP User
13 years ago
The porn industry have been quick off the mark and there is an XXX rated movie of the book available.
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RHP User
13 years ago
haven't read and will not. The forums are a better read from what I understand they like 50 shags at 150 styles
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Cheekyarses
13 years ago
personallyI found the 50 shades of grey series was Boring...... Read the forums they are about real people, with real experiences. There is no one out there that perfect or with that much money....... well maybe that much money.The movie will be very tame and very ordinary I think anyway...If you want to read a great porn book look up Opal Carlew on ebay she has great books and they are explicit plus.....
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RHP User
13 years ago
hey if its making the women of middle Australia a little bit hotter, a little more interested...thats got to be a good a thing.....I'm sure the author and publisher had no literary pretensions.......think of it as the Da Vinci code of erotica
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RHP User
13 years ago
I don't mind writing erotica but i'm not a reader of it. I have communicated with some online friends that have the ability to write as well and i've enjoyed it....but never read or buy publications. I guess there is enjoyment for me writing it for women. Most have seen this version circulating around...i thought i'd add my own little subtle extras lol. This is 50 shades of Logan, Mt Druitt, Cooper Pedy...or feel free to add the city of your choice lol. Even though he only had one tattoo I yearned him to fill the lonely hours between Dr Phil and days of our lives. As he approached me with his pasty white arms hanging out of a Nike vest, his smile told me it was dole day, and I knew my velour track suit would be hanging off the lampshade tonight. As I stood in line at the job centre, thinking up reasons why I can't work, a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, sweat and lynx Africa! I turned and there was Butch with his pants halfway down his arse, our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind Woolies. He had already tied his staffy to a post in an alleyway so we would not be disturbed. There was a tramp watching but it did not bother us, it only bothered my jealousy as she had eyes for Butch. I knew then that this was love and my life would never be the same again. I made a promise to him there and then that I would buy him a plasma with the baby bonus. The sticky skull chain that seemed permanently wedged into his hairy chest actually unlodged in the pulsating passions of pump. It was bin day at woolies and I could hear the garbo truck making its way around the corner...but we didn't care. The feel of cold steal on my butt matched the raw power of his hold. I closed my eyes to take all of him in and found myself going into a trance. I could hear what seemed to be a bunch of crows screeching...the noise became louder and I thought to myself I have a real man of power and passion. I opened my eyes and a white substance landed on the bin beside me....I thought he had cum early but is was a dropping of good luck from the crows above. That symbolic moment allowed me to dream of the future...a dream that one day we would own our own first home buyers grant and watch hours of dukes of hazard on our new plasma
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RHP User
13 years ago
50 shades, if you really want to get amongst it try 50zcool ! pmsl
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RHP User
13 years ago
So funny but really easy to visulise RHP really needs a "Like" button
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RHP User
13 years ago
I think the whole forum could create a better novel and all based on truth and facts, it definitely could be used as a learning tool for the naive or curious
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RHP User
13 years ago
I had written such a well selling bit of dribble six million dollars in thee months I think the author is laughing all the way to the bank good for her
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RHP User
13 years ago
Read - The depravities of Marissa Bond. It's a book with great imagination and makes me horny as fk every time I read it. I've even used some of the scenes out of the book 2 fantasize about when playing;) it has Bondage, gangbangs, girl on girl, office woman, dp, guys and girls in the army..
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RHP User
13 years ago
I decided early on that the media had "sold" these books. More kudos to the womans agent. I did borrow my daughters complete set when I was there a week or so ago and read them all cover to cover, just so I could say I had but was not interested enough to invest my money in them myself. This book is not about BDSM at all and those that have come away with that idea seriously missed the story line. This is a glorified Mills and Boons with a little more sex thrown in. Nothing more, nothing less. There is an underlying story that love can and does conquer all...as in all good Mills and Boons...poor girl who is an innocent virgin married gazillionaire and reformed him. The writing style is very juvenile to say the least and could have easily been written by a high school student with reasonably good english skils and an over active imagination. However...in its defense, many many vanilla couples will be benefitting from this mildly soft porn literature. These dull women who have stared at the ceiling and done it under duress for the sake of thier marriage for the last ten years or so are getting a few new ideas so it can not be all that bad. It may mean that there are a few less married men on sites like these looking for a little action that they have been missing out on. In the book store yesterday I noticed a few more soft porn for the girlies sneaking onto the shelves. LOl.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Yes the XXX adaptation dvd is already out. If your new to anything kinky then it may tantalise you but for the majority of people here I doubt it will get any sort of rise of interest. Its referred to as mummy porn, more towards the vanilla population who would really only barely fantasize about such things, so to them its very wild kinky and out there. With the DVD, i have seen it and wouldnt recommend it to anyone here. You dont even see anything bdsm related actually happening apart from a silk grey tie being vey poorly used around her wrists, a feather duster type of item drawn against her skin and a riding crop dragged down her side from breast to hip type of thing. Even the spanking scene, you dont even see 1 smack, but you do see a nice reddened arse thats come from somewhere LOL Its mostly left to the imagination with the sex scenes of course being close up on the penetration happening *yawn* same ole same ole porn. I didnt even bother with the books, I figured with my wild adventures that book wasnt even going to scratch the surface on anything kinky to me so I passed on that offer from friends LOL from me
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kristenswinger1
13 years ago
the x rated 50 shades movie is out!! but..... if you haven't read the book you won't have a clue what's going on, the first 20 mins are pretty much word for word from the book, then its all on x
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