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Flirts by design What would your flirts be?
April 28 2016
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RHP User
10 years ago
1. You’re popular on tinyeye. No this isn’t a cock pun. 2. If you messaged me, it would end up in my unmatched folder. Enough said. 3. Don’t make me say it, omg, you’re making me say it ...again, No attached people 4. You’re a zillion miles away. Last time I had a pen pal I wore a bubble skirt and listened to Prince on tape. 5. I could eat cake off that ass - know what I'm sayin'? .Ne w addition of 5 since I've seen so many eatable rumps in here
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RHP User
10 years ago
1. It's never going to happen ...... 2. Have you even read my profile ..... 3. Ask me's and no photos do not make a profile. 4. What part of "I'm NOT looking for single guys !!!!" Do you not understand. 5. Your profile photos are smoking hot 😈😈 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
And its a reply... to "just wanted to say I loved your profile". Because there is no simple, "thank you, good luck in your search" type reply
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Just make them just flirts. Like a wink on other sites. Okay, l got a flirt today. End of story. I replied or i didn't. If it gathers interest, a message is created. Really what difference is the between fluffy handcuffs and whipped cream over your bits. They are all lame no matter what gets made up. 1. Wanna fuck? 2. Want to lick your pussy for hours 3. Nice cock shot. Wanna come over for a root? 4. Wanna organise a date? I'm not gonna turn up 5. Stick your flirt up your arse Think i need a break.........
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' Just make them just flirts. Like a wink on other sites. Okay, l got a flirt today. End of story. I replied or i didn't. If it gathers interest, a message is created. Really what difference is the between fluffy handcuffs and whipped cream over your bits. They are all lame no matter what gets made up. 1. Wanna fuck? 2. Want to lick your pussy for hours 3. Nice cock shot. Wanna come over for a root? 4. Wanna organise a date? I'm not gonna turn up 5. Stick your flirt up your arse Think i need a break......... No don't take a break, this is perfect, I love it. You struggled with it but came through in the end. Very funny stuff. Love the first one, very 'to the point', might have to steal that one and the last one has a certain style that we don't currently have I do feel some gaps could be filled with your suggestions
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RHP User
10 years ago
Thanks, love all the new flirts Here's a few I might add: 1. I want your flesh2. You and me, we can pee (Watersports category)3. Do you have a snorkel & goggles (Watersports again)4. You're how old? You look much older!5. Loved your profile and pictures. Can you tell *insert famous person's name* I think he's hot as
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' And its a reply... to "just wanted to say I loved your profile". Because there is no simple, "thank you, good luck in your search" type reply I never know how to respond to that. It's a compliment but you don't know whether it's an expression of interest or not, so not is the path I follow also
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sweetgem
10 years ago
1) Specsaver is on sale if you can't read that I'm taking a break! 2) I truly am merely complimenting on your profile, nothing more! 3) Thabk you for your flirt/message, but I don't think we are on the same page. Good luck for your search. 4) I liked what I read, hope you like mine too, but no pressure if you don't. 5) Wow, you're keen? Really? But I'm not and I ain't desperate! So, no thanks! My #5 flirt is in response to the two flirts which say something like: "You're exactly what I'm looking for. Please message me I'm keen"; and "I've got some free time. Please message me if you would like to meet". - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'sweetgem' 1) Specsaver is on sale if you can't read that I'm taking a break! 2) I truly am merely complimenting on your profile, nothing more! 3) Thabk you for your flirt/message, but I don't think we are on the same page. Good luck for your search. 4) I liked what I read, hope you like mine too, but no pressure if you don't. 5) Wow, you're keen? Really? But I'm not and I ain't desperate! So, no thanks! My #5 flirt is in response to the two flirts which say something like: "You're exactly what I'm looking for. Please message me I'm keen"; and "I've got some free time. Please message me if you would like to meet". - Posted from rhpmobile Thanks. Loved no.4 I'm only a newbie at sending first messages and quite often say something similar 'no problem if you're not interested' and tell them if not, they don't need to reply, but that's an individual thing. I used to appreciate getting messages like that when I first started online and always found myself replying anyway, even if not interested, just because the pressure was off and they were relaxed about it. So definitely no.4 works for me and no.2 may have answered our question above
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RHP User
10 years ago
There is a reason why flirts/winks are corny and not what we really want to say. Its a marketing ploy to get guests to pay up and become members.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I just viewed you, and this is crazy, but here's my profile, so check it baby !!! Lmfao :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Don't worry about hogging, I'll be doing the same tongue firmly in cheek with these, if arrogance offends you, move along Hit ups 1. Touch me, I'm real 2. Love what you've done with your hair, oh and love your bald head3. Here's my profile, read it and peep4. If I were you, I'd have sex with me immediately5. Wonder what our children will look like..........which leads me to...............................> Rejections 1. ...........>Wonder what our children will look like2. Roses are red, violets are blue. God made me hot, what happened to you?3. Thanks for the flirt. I haven't made up my mind yet but you're growing on me........like mould4. Thanks for showing me your profile, I needed a laugh5. thanks for the 5000 flirts and messages, wish I could find a way to express how much I appreciate that but I wasn't born with enough middle finger to let you know how I really feel
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' I think I've been here too long! Flirt replies: 1. Your answer is in my profile, read it maybe? 2. You didn't make it past my pics, huh? 3. You have some free time? Lucky you! 4. Sorry, but no pics no response. 5. Your profile needs more than "some" work, you're not even trying. 6. Add "Anal receiving" to your lost and we'll talk. Oh ok, one nice one: Thank you for the compliment. All the best in your search. No.6 has merit, it might work BUT lots of hidden anal receivers on here, the said plan might 'backfire', so you need a back up plan, another one saying you're gonna be away for the next 6 years? If they're still there after 6 years, call crimestoppers
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Deep_Purple' There is a reason why flirts/winks are corny and not what we really want to say. Its a marketing ploy to get guests to pay up and become members. Yeah, I know that, this is just for fun
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RHP User
10 years ago
ugh wish there was an edit button, middle 'fingers' I meant in my other post
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RHP User
10 years ago
You've all made me laugh.... I'd love to receive some of the flirts mentioned here, would make me smile all day. 😳 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
How about... "Here's how it's gonna go, I flirt, you reply, I message saying I've got a big cock, you'll love it, I love licking you all night long and will make you squirt. I'll use a creepy "hehe", you'll reject me, I'll ask why, you ignore me and then I'll get angry, abuse you and tell you it's your loss" That's the way it goes, right?! Would save some guys a lot of time 😄 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
1. I fuck on first dates , you ? 2. Dont talk when you're mouths full. ? 3. Do ya or don't cha. ? 4.
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RHP User
10 years ago
1) Look just message me so I can stop sending you flirts 2) Please, I mean come on, you haven't even given me a shot. Just give me a chance. Pleaaaase. 3) Here's my cock. When do we fuck? 4) I like your profile but I'm a girl and I don't really know how to make the first move. 5) Please message me so I can scope the rest of your pics and then most likely ignore you.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'deepestpurple' 1) Look just message me so I can stop sending you flirts 2) Please, I mean come on, you haven't even given me a shot. Just give me a chance. Pleaaaase. 3) Here's my cock. When do we fuck? 4) I like your profile but I'm a girl and I don't really know how to make the first move. 5) Please message me so I can scope the rest of your pics and then most likely ignore you. That's awesome, I love it No.5 I get a lot. Worse is when I used to get all excited and send a hot message back basically saying 'I'm in' and open my pg, then nothing lol idiot. I'm a bit smarter now, make them suffer with conversation first, make them work for it
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'amos444' 1. I fuck on first dates , you ? 2. Dont talk when you're mouths full. ? 3. Do ya or don't cha. ? 4. Well for number 1, yes sounds like Kevin bloody Wilson 'Do ya fuck on first dates', a classic
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' How about... "Here's how it's gonna go, I flirt, you reply, I message saying I've got a big cock, you'll love it, I love licking you all night long and will make you squirt. I'll use a creepy "hehe", you'll reject me, I'll ask why, you ignore me and then I'll get angry, abuse you and tell you it's your loss" That's the way it goes, right?! Would save some guys a lot of time 😄 - Posted from rhpmobile of course but shh don't want to scare off the new people
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RHP User
10 years ago
scuse the mix of male and female perspective, late and I couldn't be bothered overthinking it Hit ups 1. Did you fart cause you just blew me away2. Ooh let's roleplay. You be Barbie, I'll be Ken and you can be the box I come in3. You look familiar, have we had sex before? (probably not a great approach)4. Wow! Are those real? (also not great)5 I need to suck your cock immediately Rejections 1. Honey, I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth, and I'm winning2. Sorry, I can't talk and laugh at the same time3. Keep talking, I always yawn when I'm interested4. I know you want to get in my pants but there's already one asshole in there5. Sorry it's no. Any questions 'ask me' Extra one for the romantics 1. I'd die happy if I saw you naked just once
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RHP User
10 years ago
guess what I've been doing, no it's what you think listening to Kevin Bloody Wilson for the last hour. Thanks for that. Another hour of sleep I'll never get back, but it was worth it
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RHP User
10 years ago
'not' what you think, I meant
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Travel_Bug
10 years ago
Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' Just make them just flirts. Like a wink on other sites. Facebooks 'poke' would take on a whole new meaning here.
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Travel_Bug
10 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Quoting 'Deep_Purple' There is a reason why flirts/winks are corny and not what we really want to say. Its a marketing ploy to get guests to pay up and become members. Yeah, I know that, this is just for fun I think you're both spot on as a marketing ploy and also for fun. I think there's also something else going on which is similar to the jokes in bon bons/christmas crackers. They're intentional bad, as that unites the whole room as everyone bands together in groaning at how bad the joke is. If the joke is good (even half good), then some people will get it, but others won't, and you end up dividing the room. I might watch a little too much QI. A family Xmas can be awkward enough with splitting the room further. In this case, both the sender and receiver of the flirt know how bad they are, and this helps to break the ice. And if things work out, then the flirt might just lead to be some groaning of a different sort.
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Travel_Bug
10 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' guess what I've been doing, no it's what you think listening to Kevin Bloody Wilson for the last hour. Thanks for that. Another hour of sleep I'll never get back, but it was worth it My immediate thought Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' guess what I've been doing, no it's what you think listening to Kevin Bloody Wilson for the last hour. Thanks for that. Another hour of sleep I'll never get back, but it was worth it After seeing Amos' first point, I immediately thought of 'Kev's Courting Song' as well. I even found the lyrics to post but wasn't sure whether to add them hear in case they offend.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Disco__Stu' Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' guess what I've been doing, no it's what you think listening to Kevin Bloody Wilson for the last hour. Thanks for that. Another hour of sleep I'll never get back, but it was worth it My immediate thought Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' guess what I've been doing, no it's what you think listening to Kevin Bloody Wilson for the last hour. Thanks for that. Another hour of sleep I'll never get back, but it was worth it After seeing Amos' first point, I immediately thought of 'Kev's Courting Song' as well. I even found the lyrics to post but wasn't sure whether to add them hear in case they offend. Hey Santa Claus was the first one I listened to last night. So funny, I haven't heard these in years but the man is a genius. I mean, who wouldn't laugh at 'Mick me mate the master farter' As far as the lyrics, some of the titles are very 'in your face' which just makes them funnier to me Who else would name a song 'Absolute c**t of a day' and get away with it?
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RHP User
10 years ago
Good on ya.. Kevin bloody Wilson got it right . And yes '. I fuck on first dates too.. That's a hour or so you don't mind losing sleep. 😊 PS.. You might have noticed I never answered # 4.. I fell asleep ?
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RHP User
10 years ago
... plus a couple of my own. The 'positive negatives' are ones I've wanted for a long time. Tongue in cheek: 1. Those fake profile pics are the second most popular on Tineye at the moment. Well done. 2. Thanks for showing me your profile, I needed a laugh today. 3. You know, once you get past 20 flirts with no reply, you move automatically into the 'block' list. It's a thing. 4. I'm not saying you're too old, I just can't afford that many candles each year. 5. I always reply politely. So when I tell you to "fuck off", you should get the hint. 6. I'm sorry - I'm fussy and shallow, so I only fall for fake pics of Jessica Alba/Channing Tatum. Positive negatives: 1. Chat - yes, Drinks - yes, Sex - no … but hey - 'Two outta three ain't bad'. 2. There's someone on here for everyone. Sorry, I'm just not your someone. 3. That's a sexy profile you have there - just not my kind of sexy. Happy hunting!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Well really you could use pretty much any old and new "pick up line " to use as a flirt and "pick up line" They are kinda the same thing ,I guess ,we'll maybe ???!!!! 1Would you like coffee tea or me? 2 baby ,your just like pie ,you give everyone a piece 3 hey baby ,I can do things that would make Madonna blush 4 I saw your picture in the dictionary today it was under ( haven't thought of a word yet but something not to nice maybe) 5 what's the best thing that comes out of a penis? The wrinkles 6 there is about 206 bones in the adult human body !, how would you like one more? 7, hey baby I'm no Fred flintstone ,but I can make your "bedrock " 8, as long as I have a face , you'll have a place to sit . 9 do you know how to use a whip? 10, sex is a killer !! Want to die happy? 11 hey do you mind if I wank over ur pg?? 12 what's the first rule of fight club?
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'bare037' ... plus a couple of my own. The 'positive negatives' are ones I've wanted for a long time. Tongue in cheek: 1. Those fake profile pics are the second most popular on Tineye at the moment. Well done. 2. Thanks for showing me your profile, I needed a laugh today. 3. You know, once you get past 20 flirts with no reply, you move automatically into the 'block' list. It's a thing. 4. I'm not saying you're too old, I just can't afford that many candles each year. 5. I always reply politely. So when I tell you to "fuck off", you should get the hint. 6. I'm sorry - I'm fussy and shallow, so I only fall for fake pics of Jessica Alba/Channing Tatum. Positive negatives: 1. Chat - yes, Drinks - yes, Sex - no … but hey - 'Two outta three ain't bad'. 2. There's someone on here for everyone. Sorry, I'm just not your someone. 3. That's a sexy profile you have there - just not my kind of sexy. Happy hunting! I love these. Number 4 hurt though, it was like taking a bullet
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'StarJustice' Well really you could use pretty much any old and new "pick up line " to use as a flirt and "pick up line" They are kinda the same thing ,I guess ,we'll maybe ???!!!! 1Would you like coffee tea or me? 2 baby ,your just like pie ,you give everyone a piece 3 hey baby ,I can do things that would make Madonna blush 4 I saw your picture in the dictionary today it was under ( haven't thought of a word yet but something not to nice maybe) 5 what's the best thing that comes out of a penis? The wrinkles 6 there is about 206 bones in the adult human body !, how would you like one more? 7, hey baby I'm no Fred flintstone ,but I can make your "bedrock " 8, as long as I have a face , you'll have a place to sit . 9 do you know how to use a whip? 10, sex is a killer !! Want to die happy? 11 hey do you mind if I wank over ur pg?? 12 what's the first rule of fight club? These are awesome, funny stuff. Okay so number 11 was my favourite, cuts through the bullshit love it. We women could also use that one, we need material too
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RHP User
10 years ago
'I love these. Number 4 hurt though, it was like taking a bullet' I guess you might be assuming your age is 'too old'. Now I never said **that** ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting '2GuysWithRespect' 'I love these. Number 4 hurt though, it was like taking a bullet' I guess you might be assuming your age is 'too old'. Now I never said **that** ;) - Posted from rhpmobile Yeah I know, you're too nice for that
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