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Forget about penis size why is the human penis shaped like it is?

December 14 2013

No other penis in the animal kingdom is shaped quite like the human penis, apparently there is an evolutionary reason for this. It's also a fact that relative to body size we do have, on average, a large penis. The poor old Gorilla gets royally short changed!This and many other factors make the human quite distinct sexually, that's part of the reason why there are so many of us. The ability to think, communicate, to make and use tools also contribute.If no one can tell us why the human penis shaped like it is I will reveal the source of my information. I would expect that someone here has read the book and knows the reason why the human penis shaped like it is! Hmmm I wonder if this topic has been raised before? I'm sure someone will tell me if it as.

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  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    Reverse engineering and semen-displacement theory. Seriously though what kind of women do you lot hang out with that they have another/multiple guy's custard inside them needing to be scooped out by your coronal ridge(s)? (On second thought don't answer that question.) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Indy you bad girl....... what about all those gang... errr bangs they used to have back when we all used to live in caves. So the bigger the knob the better off that your sprog will divide and conquer.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Go use it..... It's far more fun than thinking about it :-) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    No need for the book, it's all on the interwebs..Now the blue whale must have been first in line when the cocks were handed out. It measures one and a half DGs!.(Or Meeka and Paintme combined)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Or Strappy and Bruno?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The cock of the blue whale measures up to three meters. O_o

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    I'd much prefer having my cervix tapped hard and repeatedly by one exceptional cock, call me a prude if you will; but that's personal preference. Though there was this one time at band camp....😎

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    I didn't know that sperm can survive in a Lady's Vajayjay up to seven days. Thank you.

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    Its just like Tupperware - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mesmerised' The cock of the blue whale measures up to three meters. O_o ok. well ... your maths adds up then.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    and sharks have two cocks!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Why did the walrus go to a Tupperware party? It was looking for a tight seal.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    I thought my old feller was designed to fit perfectly into my hand. But it is more social in Tara's hand .

  • QLDtwo4fun

    QLDtwo4fun

    12 years ago

    A penguin is getting his car air conditioning fixed. While he is waiting he has an ice cream, but without having lips, he dribbles a bit. The mechanic walks over and says, 'I found the problem...you've blown a seal.'. The penguin say, 'No... No... I haven' t I was just eating ice-cream.'

  • QLDtwo4fun

    QLDtwo4fun

    12 years ago

    Our nearest primate relative is the bonobo. They are extremely sexually active. Humans apart from swingers, have by bonobo standards become sexually repressed. Horny male bonobos fuck some one. Horny male humans wank. So we have evolved the nob on the end, to stop your hand slipping off.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Benn E you just need some Horny Goat Weed...it always cured Norm's ponderings

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    the last thing I need is some horny goat weed...unless it's for Mrs Fitzzz then I wouldn't feel the need to frequent sites such as this. What I need is a part time girl friend who's not fussed about getting it in with a married man. It just so happens that I may well have found such a lady we get on well so far through chats and texts and plan to meet when we can manage to get the time.She's a divorcee who only wants to meet when the kids are with their father. Here's hoping we like each other face to face. The book by the way is called SEX AT DAWN, written by a couple of anthropologists, highly recommended too.11/10 brownie points to the poster who mentioned Bonobo's

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The way it is, for a couple a reasons. Firstly there is the obvious. It needs to fit eh?? Secondly, the human penis is also shaped individually like a finger print, just in case you're floating face up....the rescuers will have something to grab you by.., :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Stir_it_alot

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Does it really matter the shape of anything so long as pleasure is given... I've read dolphins n humans are the only creature that fuk for pleasures only ??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Well.... Depends.... How small are you??? :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Warning69' Does it really matter the shape of anything so long as pleasure is given... I've read dolphins n humans are the only creature that fuk for pleasures only ?? ...do it because it's easier than wanking.